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Date Signed Up:3/03/2012
Last Login:12/26/2014
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#5 - h3h3 is glorious 15 hours ago on Spicy +1
#45 - it is a planet, a dwarf planet. As much planet as a human-dwar… 19 hours ago on You're wait on each plan it 0
#58 - Comment deleted 22 hours ago on Oblivious Suburban Mom +8
#60 - Then get over the fact that she friendzoned you, keep being fr…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Friendzone +1
User avatar #62 - Virt (12/23/2014) [-]
sounds like a good plan and goo for you dude
like no sarcasm i actually love hearing about people succeeding in this stuff and i hope it works out for you
thanks
User avatar #63 - Virt (12/23/2014) [-]
good*
#56 - Then how do you know you're friendzoned? if she stills exposes…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Friendzone 0
User avatar #59 - Virt (12/23/2014) [-]
had that mentality
tried
failed
over it

im still friendly with her when we talk like im not gonna be an ass cuz she wont have sex with me, its just im not gonna let her abuse my wallet anymore
and yea if i find a girl who actually wants to stick with me theres no way im gonna be an ass and mess it up
User avatar #60 - xtwinblade (12/23/2014) [-]
Then get over the fact that she friendzoned you, keep being friends with her, Be Real with her and tell her to not use you for your wallet.

My bestfriend is a girl i wanted to bone, but i knew she friendzoned me when she tried to set me up with this other girl which didnt go so well . i kept being friends with her and moved on, she got a boyfriend and i still supported her. Months later we joke about getting married if we are both single when we're adults, and since she is my bestfriend we are honest and we know that that might happen .

But now i got a girlfriend of my own, she still remains my bestfriend. What i am trying to say is that the friendzone is only bad if you make it bad, enjoy your new "bestfriend". There are more girls to have sex with
User avatar #62 - Virt (12/23/2014) [-]
sounds like a good plan and goo for you dude
like no sarcasm i actually love hearing about people succeeding in this stuff and i hope it works out for you
thanks
User avatar #63 - Virt (12/23/2014) [-]
good*
#53 - if she sends you nudes, you have won.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Friendzone 0
User avatar #55 - Virt (12/23/2014) [-]
i mean like yea thats great but it was a cycle of nudes come in, hey wanna get dinner? ;p, and then at dinner i get the phone on table waiting for texts and just an annoying attitude

id much rather have no nudes and some respect but ill take what i can and go
User avatar #56 - xtwinblade (12/23/2014) [-]
Then how do you know you're friendzoned? if she stills exposes herself to you and likes to spend time with you she obviously likes you, but you just have to show her that you would be a good boyfriend too.
She might even know you will be a good boyfriend but she is afraid to loose you this has happened to me before , so you just have to prove her you are worth taking a risk for.

If you really like a girl, you wont quit. Dont worry about finding the perfect girl, worry about being the perfect guy.
User avatar #59 - Virt (12/23/2014) [-]
had that mentality
tried
failed
over it

im still friendly with her when we talk like im not gonna be an ass cuz she wont have sex with me, its just im not gonna let her abuse my wallet anymore
and yea if i find a girl who actually wants to stick with me theres no way im gonna be an ass and mess it up
User avatar #60 - xtwinblade (12/23/2014) [-]
Then get over the fact that she friendzoned you, keep being friends with her, Be Real with her and tell her to not use you for your wallet.

My bestfriend is a girl i wanted to bone, but i knew she friendzoned me when she tried to set me up with this other girl which didnt go so well . i kept being friends with her and moved on, she got a boyfriend and i still supported her. Months later we joke about getting married if we are both single when we're adults, and since she is my bestfriend we are honest and we know that that might happen .

But now i got a girlfriend of my own, she still remains my bestfriend. What i am trying to say is that the friendzone is only bad if you make it bad, enjoy your new "bestfriend". There are more girls to have sex with
User avatar #62 - Virt (12/23/2014) [-]
sounds like a good plan and goo for you dude
like no sarcasm i actually love hearing about people succeeding in this stuff and i hope it works out for you
thanks
User avatar #63 - Virt (12/23/2014) [-]
good*
#34 - im saying this because the equation would be the same and it w… 12/23/2014 on Problems 0
#32 - But for the sake of this argument and for the equation, we wri…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Problems 0
User avatar #33 - itstuesday (12/23/2014) [-]
but then its flawed logic. for the sake of a joke whatever, but I just hope you don't go around saying "well for the sake of the argument, these facts can be ignored"
User avatar #34 - xtwinblade (12/23/2014) [-]
im saying this because the equation would be the same and it would contain the same message by just saying time and money in a different way, the fault is in the language not the maths. in some language you might be able to say time & money with a word that means multiplications and they would think you were high on raspberries
#7 - We got an assignment to read a book during the holiday and wri… 12/23/2014 on he's waiting 0
#28 - English and written language is a faulty thing. the saying &qu… 12/23/2014 on Problems +1

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User avatar #1 - xnexi (06/26/2012) [-]
xtwinblade... that name is familiar e_e does the game lunia say someting to you?
User avatar #2 to #1 - dogziller (06/28/2013) [-]
the fool, tis fable!
User avatar #3 to #2 - xtwinblade (07/02/2013) [-]
Quite correct.
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