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xtremehivoltage    

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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:8/19/2014
Location:Behind my computer
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#17 - The Joke continues as: The men's version of the tower…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Pleasing woman 0
User avatar #55 - thefunnyside (01/12/2014) [-]
In this joke, the first floor isn't good, however, in this one it is. If a man saw that things got progressively better, he would keep on going. It's normal for anyone of any gender.
User avatar #28 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/12/2014) [-]
This.
I don't get why OP cut this part out, it's the best part.
#15 - Figuratively 01/12/2014 on Ashes to ashes +1
#35 - How let's all calm down. Better not make a play on words on fu…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on Intervention +16
User avatar #36 - imposand (12/23/2013) [-]
Word.
#194 - "grG'DAYMATEey" 12/23/2013 on tumblr at it again +3
#9 - yeah 12ga beanbag rounds hurt bad. 12/21/2013 on You can make a difference! 0
#22 - Picture 12/21/2013 on Spoilers +1
#2 - Actually laughed at this. Original, by chance? Gif unrelated  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2013 on You can make a difference! +12
User avatar #8 - Failzilla (12/21/2013) [-]
That had to at least break a rib lol
User avatar #9 - xtremehivoltage (12/21/2013) [-]
yeah 12ga beanbag rounds hurt bad.
#4 - moosepaw (12/21/2013) [-]
i like how the police in front of them don't even turn their heads to look back.
#3 - Trentontgr (12/21/2013) [-]
not original; it was taken from reddit
#29 - "If you know what I mean" today on ho… 12/20/2013 on Huh... +2
#109 - except her afterwards. 12/20/2013 on (untitled) 0
#123 - "analrapevictim" 12/11/2013 on Difference 0
#11 - That deserves at least one thumb. Here. 12/11/2013 on Bill Nye the bike guy +3
#20 - Gangnam style came on right as this gif loaded 12/11/2013 on Son 0
#40 - We don't speak of that abomination here 12/11/2013 on Skyrim Dragon Mod +15
#27 - I'm a christian and I find this Fukken hilarious … 12/11/2013 on wise words +2
#57 - the low for today will be nein, with a heil of 666 12/11/2013 on That's right, blame the Jews! +3
#22 - ten points. 12/10/2013 on The Neckoning +1
#20 - Pardon me cactusphalus (nice name btw) but I say that to my gi… 12/10/2013 on The Neckoning +1
#223 - I tried  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on We gonna burn +2
#229 - whiterabbitradio (12/10/2013) [-]
Hi dad, I'm Dad.
H̟̲̤̗i̭͈͌ͧ̔͢ ͖̣̗d̵̤̜ͣ̉a̪̘̓ͯ͐ͨ͂̈d͈̹͔̀̆ͪ̽͂͗,̤͈́͐̚ ̢͈͈̱ͩ̓̈̿ͤ̂I̷̪̘̐'̷ͫͯ̄̏ͤm̦͐͒ͩ̌͋ͪ͐ ̓̓͘D̐ͬ҉̥̤a̜͈͊͛̉d̑҉̯͎͔̪̪.̹͕̮ͧ
H̠͈̮͗̉̓͢i͔̠̮ͣ̋̒ͪ̄ͦ͆̉̃ ͂̍͛̂̏̍ͨ̎͡ḍ̵̵̜̾̾͊̐̐ͣa͔̥̱͕̗͖͋̾̒d̠͐͑̅ ̜̜,̷̌̽ͧ̒ͫͥ ̮̓ͥ͆̈ͪ̒̆ͥ̄̕͡Ị̗̌ͬͫ'͖̟̑̕ṁ̴̧͈̹̀ͭ͌ ͔͎̮̀̓͊̄̓D͔̤̭̐̊̔ͣ͞a̵ͮͣ͒̆ͭ͒҉͈͘d̎̆̈̋ ̴ͮ̊ͩ҉͖̱͖.̥̹ͨ͞
H̆̐̂ͣ̓ͭ͗̈́̔̐̂̀҉̴̧̠̦̥͔͈̲̦̤̦̣i̾͛ͭ̍ͣ̀ͧ̑ͤͤ ͩͭ͝҉͈̥̤ ̴̥̮̥̲̲̹͈̭̜ͮ́͑̏̅̈́̕ḑ̦̣̘̊͊̂ͣ̚ ̦̮̥å̭̭̤̥̣͎̹̤͕͔̠͔͎̈́̂͐̕͢͝d̿ͩ͛ͩ͆ ͖̗̣͔̤̯͡,̦̭͖̹̟͕ͨ̌̏͐̉̉ͤ̔̌ͣ̀͡ ̣̥͖̟͕̾ͧͧ̾̎ͤ́̈̆̃͒͑̉̓ͯ̈́̚I̓̽̈́ͤ̅̒̾͐̃͒ͬ ͈̜̹̟͖̭̭̱̣̗'̧͎̭̤͔͖ͫ̓͌ͤ̑͂ͨ̈ͮ̓ͥ̃ͪ͐͛̋ ̭̗̱͔͖̱̹m͎̥͖̗̠͕͑͒͑ͦ̇̉̓̿̽̓̓ͤ ̹̪̦ ̭̣̲̯͈̮̭̭̌ͯ̓̔ͮ̃ͮ͑͡͡D͆̌ͮͣ͋̀ͪ̾͋̍ͧ̄̚̚ ̜̲̟̮͞aͯ̋͂ͩ̔͆҉̸̤͔̪͔ ̦ḏ̨̤̱̭̭̱͈̎͂̐̊̍͊̓̍ͩͧ̓̿̌̔ͣ̂̚͞͝. ̸̹̥̱̥͈̥͕͕ͮ̑͌͋̋̕͡͞͝


All the dads in the world then laughed about it.
#18 - I told a friend today that gravity pulled at 9.81 m/s^2 he was… 12/04/2013 on Slappy -1
#31 - knew exactly what you were talking about but that "afraid… 12/04/2013 on /k/ adventures 0
#35 - MC's FW and mine  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Deaths of the Week +4
#83 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
mine too brother. mine too.

hell that was MCs face when he took one last look at earth before hitting the primer on the nuke
#22 - I remember this episode 12/02/2013 on Spock's Getting Some +3
#21 - "Danm"  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Spock's Getting Some +9
User avatar #23 - djchurro (12/02/2013) [-]
i would have tried to find a grammatically correct one instead but that sounded like way more work than i wanted to do
#13 - Hell and back is a little exhausting for some people. 12/02/2013 on Welcome Home +41
#35 - One day maybe 12/02/2013 on Parenting Tips +2
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User avatar #1 - thatslovesbanned (07/22/2014) [-]
Are you going to basic training? Are you leaving around this oct?
User avatar #2 to #1 - xtremehivoltage (07/24/2014) [-]
No, currently I am a rising senior who is thinking of which branch to go in to.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatslovesbanned (07/24/2014) [-]
I suggest looking into the reserves. The benefits from that are great, especially if you look into ROTV
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