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Age: 18
Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:Behind my computer
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Content Ranking:#138
Comment Ranking:#3308
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#3 - Why the hell not? 11/03/2013 on You may have seen a Horsefly +5
#1 - Actually laughed. See you on the frontpage. Is this OC?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on (Titled) 0
User avatar #2 - snoopi (11/03/2013) [-]
Most of my content is original but I found this earlier looking for reaction pics and decided to share the laughs.
#1 - This is the first content I have ever thumbed down. Did it for…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/03/2013 on [Freedoms Internally] 2 +5
#2 - iheartjackiechan (11/03/2013) [-]
It's a joke dude, chill out
User avatar #3 - silverzepher (11/03/2013) [-]
i'm a "merican who hates his country and even i think this is wrong.
#4 - iheartjackiechan (11/03/2013) [-]
Well I'm a veteran and I think it's fucking hilarious
User avatar #5 - silverzepher (11/03/2013) [-]
not saying it isn't funny, more of a death notice for whoever the boyfriend is
#6 - iheartjackiechan (11/03/2013) [-]
It's clearly a joke, no one who was cheating would really put that on their car
User avatar #12 - tarnis (11/03/2013) [-]
i would.
User avatar #7 - silverzepher (11/03/2013) [-]
youu really doubt that many of the people living in "this great country" are that bright?
#8 - iheartjackiechan (11/03/2013) [-]
When it's a chick holding the sticker, it makes me believe that this is a joke
User avatar #9 - silverzepher (11/03/2013) [-]
i don't have a problem with it, but why argue? what is your favorite food?
#19 - You mean dogeing a Halloween party, right? 11/02/2013 on How to get nothing done +2
#62 - Smelborp has my thumb  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on Just sayin' +4
#87 - nomadfourohthree (11/02/2013) [-]
#4 - Laughed harder at this than any of today's content. Take my thumb 11/01/2013 on Shiba Inu makes a request +9
#20 - As an Auburn fan this disappoints me 11/01/2013 on And i will jsut stand here... 0
#14 - Flagged for NSFW Jesus tittyfucking Christ, wha…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on Porn 2 +6
User avatar #15 - johndapro (11/01/2013) [-]
>implying we would flag for complaining.
#65 - I sleep with a knife because I'm paranoid … 10/30/2013 on Because why not 0
#8 - Have to get out of bed to kill yourself  [+] (6 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Because why not +21
User avatar #12 - mrgoodlove (10/30/2013) [-]
I've heard of people who sleep with guns under their pillows that have accidentally fired them and killed themselves. So... yea.
User avatar #24 - threeeighteen (10/30/2013) [-]
When I was younger I would sleep with a knife, hoping it would somehow kill me during the night. Clearly it wasn't very effective.
User avatar #65 - xtremehivoltage (10/30/2013) [-]
I sleep with a knife because I'm paranoid


almost said "A knife slept with me hoping I would kill it"
#52 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
retarded
User avatar #28 - mrgoodlove (10/30/2013) [-]
That's horrible!
User avatar #10 - luncheonlad (10/30/2013) [-]
Sleeping pills and Vodka.
#12 - Oh, it wasn't original or memorable, but it was The literal…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Those Playing Battlefield 4... +7
User avatar #18 - mangostormlegend (10/30/2013) [-]
I played through Halo 4's campaign late at nightat my friend's house while we were both making stupid commentary like we were on Unskippable. All I remember was an epic, dakka-filled quest to save a man's porn.
User avatar #16 - makonendrak (10/30/2013) [-]
I enjoyed both of those
#22 - "Even more biggest faggot ever" 10/29/2013 on Whatever man +16
#33 - And to top it all off, Johnny Cash's "Hurt" was playing 10/29/2013 on The feels on the bus go sad... 0
#40 - spat out my drink I laughed so hard 10/29/2013 on Welcome to the Internet... +3
#43 - Such angr much hit very mad wow 10/29/2013 on much love +2
#7 - thanks 10/28/2013 on Boys names by year +3
#5 - My middle name is Michael not that anyone cares  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Boys names by year 0
#6 - lotrfan (10/28/2013) [-]
I care... I'll always care
#7 - xtremehivoltage (10/28/2013) [-]
thanks
#1 - inb4 Michael master race inb4 "not nearly as int… 10/27/2013 on Boys names by year +8
#7 - Yes we do 10/27/2013 on Reason for admission to a... 0
#54 - Anyone who can survive something like that is as grown mentall… 10/27/2013 on Red 0
#11 - Picture 10/27/2013 on super +2
#58 - "God Peed" 10/27/2013 on call them back +5
#38 - Picture 10/27/2013 on Fashion 0
#123 - It froze here for a second... expected her feet to go straight… 10/27/2013 on buttsex +3
#421 - B... but I'm not fat... not that it matters 10/27/2013 on Because I Can't Control My... 0
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User avatar #1 - thatslovesbanned (07/22/2014) [-]
Are you going to basic training? Are you leaving around this oct?
User avatar #2 to #1 - xtremehivoltage (10 hours ago) [-]
No, currently I am a rising senior who is thinking of which branch to go in to.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatslovesbanned (8 hours ago) [-]
I suggest looking into the reserves. The benefits from that are great, especially if you look into ROTV
User avatar #4 to #3 - thatslovesbanned (8 hours ago) [-]
ROTC*
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