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#14 - I think thats a strap holding it on to a pole actually 05/21/2015 on Poor Mike +4
#68 - >m9 mentioned >swell with jams and it only being 9mm… 05/21/2015 on Martial Arts +2
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#30 - this one isn't too bad, I got asked stuff like that at kohls a… 05/21/2015 on Fenn's Job Comps- Bridal... +3
#28 - Have you ever worked in customer service, dude? "…  [+] (21 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Fenn's Job Comps- Bridal... +15
User avatar #120 - thunderkrux (05/21/2015) [-]
Working restaurant industry I have so much shit happen on the daily a lot of it happens repeatedly with different customers and a lot of it is situational I could probably make my own comp about all the shit people do on a constant basis as well as unique situations. People don't give a fuck what employees say at restaurants or retail even when that person is actually doing their job to the letter
User avatar #121 - xtremehivoltage (05/21/2015) [-]
I'm a veteran, I served in chick-fil-a for 6 months

Not only are the customers as bad as anywhere else, but I've literally found the people at mcdonalds to be more genuine than my ex-coworkers. Fast food, never again
User avatar #123 - thunderkrux (05/21/2015) [-]
Listen I'll tell you now, customers at any restaurant can be just as bad as anywhere else. I've worked all different kinds of scenes except like an actual fast food establishment like mcdonalds or taco bell. The worst thing to ever happen to food service industry in the world was the introduction of the phrase "the customer is always right". Because yes you should listen to your customers and take what the say seriously, but people take it as "Bend over backwards for your customers and let them fuck you in the ass" and that's when you see the "Let me speak with your manager" Starter Pack in use
#124 - xtremehivoltage (05/21/2015) [-]
Yeah. One time at my store which in not allowed to say that is kohl's, we had a total birch at the register. I held down my Mike and let everyone listen to her. When she said "...and I want to speak to a manager, fucker" I let it go. I got the reply in my ear "were already on the way" she was a black lady and fucking bro tier. She brought security and told her to leave. When she said she wasn't coming back my manager looked her dead in the eye and said "is that a promise?" I had legit tears, holy shit. I miss working there. We took really good care of our customers and we're #2 in the nation in satisfaction, so we could do stuff like that if they were being ultra #rood

User avatar #128 - thunderkrux (05/21/2015) [-]
I have a lot more respect for managers who defend their employees before the customer. I would do the same as a manager.
I was working at a privately owned BBQ restaurant where most days there was only three employees and even though we didn't really have any managers the owner would leave the one with the most senority in charge while he did grocery shopping or it was just his day off. I was the second most senior ranking so it was always between me and our lead cook. Well it was our lead cook's day off and the Owners day off. It was a really slow and really chill day. It was just me, our cashier, and our dishwasher. Our restaurant was the type where you pay for your food at the register and wait at a table for your food. Well this stupid skinny rachet ass hoe and her 250 lb body building douchebag of a boyfriend didn't lke that concept. While her boyfriend was in the restroom the woman was getting all uppity and in our cashier's face about the "lack of service" and was just cussing her out for literally no reason. Our cashier was in tears. I had just finished making the food and put it in to go containers told her firmly yet calmly they needed to leave, and believe me I'm not very intimidating all 135 lbs of me
Then she looks at me with this look on her face like someone whose been caught and their friend rats them, out. And not even a moment later she smacks our cashier and screams at her, "What kind of lies you been telling him, you lying bitch" At tha moment I literally dragged her out of the restaurant like she was actually sliding on the floor and on the way out she was kicking and screaming and she knocked over some a bunch of pitchers of water that were resting on a table near the door and the moment I threw her ass out I locked the door with the perfect excuse that she gave I needed to clean up the water that was now all over the floor (slip hazard) and a moment later her boyfriend comes out of the restroom and I told him that his date was being unruly and rude as well as getting violent towards an employee and that he needed to leave. It was wierd because he ddin't look like he thought I was lying and just left with the food I left on the table and just asked for a plastic fork on his way out. And he was out there for a solid 20 minutes trying to get his girlfriend back in the car

Remember I described him as a douchebag boyfriend? Well he came back the next day and it was me on cash this time and the owner was their this time, and he saw that I was the one from the day before and he sincerely apologized for the actions of his EX-girlfriend and he wanted to apologize to the cashier she smacked but he was only in town for the weekend and was hoping she would be there that day. He left a 50 dollar tip for their 20 dollars worth of food from the day before and left after apologizing a second time I also let him leave with a pulled pork sandwhich that was actually supposed to be my lunch after he took the time and effort to apologize to people he might never have to see again. I feel some sympathy for him because he told me he had to drive her all the way home, all 5 hours of it. With someone who is now his ex. I'm assuming she's pulled this type of shit before or something.
User avatar #200 - xtremehivoltage (05/21/2015) [-]
Dang bro. Str8 epic
#72 - funnyhat (05/21/2015) [-]
funny, i have worked all my life in customer care and i never think satisfying a customer's whim is a bother.
But then again - I have balls, am not impotent or a woman, i have this stupid idea that i am getting money for doing shit and not that shit just happens to me in the downtime from payday to payday
User avatar #43 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/21/2015) [-]
whats wrong with those women trying on silly dresses though? They're just having fun. They know they'd never buy it but curious to see how it looks on them.
#113 - xtremehivoltage (05/21/2015) [-]
Nothing at all if there aren't other customers who intend to pay waiting to be served as well

As far as funnyhat goes. Give up. All is lost. You could have stopped this. I tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen.

You literally just pulled the "I've been in customer service forever card so I know better than you" that customer service people hate so fervently. also, you might want to check your balls there, fuccboi because if you had a pair that worked maybe you could muster up the strength to ask for an advancement out of the customer service hellhole. If you really have been working in the field that long, you should be a shoo-in. And please, "services for money?" Yeah you sound like you're doing under-the-desk work for your boss with minimal wage not being the only thing coming, prolly split rent with your gay roommate and drive a prius/smart car to work. Pic related it's funnyhat

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#213 - funnyhat (05/22/2015) [-]
Of course i pulled the "i have worked a lot in that field, so i know" card, because that it is true, you DO know what experience is, right? Like, people who have experience in a certain field know stuff about that field? It is quite a basic concept, i'm not surprised it escapes you, since you are retarded and all.

I mean what kind of a COMPLETE moron uses the argument "you have worked a lot in that field, so you have superior experience is not a valid argument for having superior experience". The xtremehivoltage kind.

I am sorry, but I cannot degrade my intelligence enough to understand why you pull a "services for money" quote out of your ass and what you are supposed to mean by it, moreover that the very idea of our society is "services for money". I guess I could see how you would fail to see that as you give blowjobs to old, fat, disgusting men for free, as you are used to doing so with your father.

Moreover lacking intelligence is one thing, but downright imagining things that never happened or assuming stuff that were not even implied in my comment points to a mental disease. Which is quite astounding, with a brain as tiny as yours it is a wonder ANY disease could find it.

Did I already mention you are a faggot?
#215 - xtremehivoltage (05/22/2015) [-]
Projection level 99 reached bro

Enjoy sucking customers off for the rest of your life, I'm gonna fly
User avatar #159 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/21/2015) [-]
oh wait I reread that. my bad.
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User avatar #112 - daniboyi (05/21/2015) [-]
Because each time they try on a dress, that same dress has to be cleaned once more, only because 'they had fun'
That would be like me going into a store, picking each individual fruit up, groping all over it, before putting it back down and leaving without buying anything.
#50 - icameisawilostit (05/21/2015) [-]
There's nothing wrong with them having fun.

But time spent with them is time not spent with clients who plan on making a purchase. When they are in the store, it makes it harder to complete inventory checks stock moves, online orders, store transfers, etc. and maintain the store. These customers, even if they're tidy, still need to be cleaned up after, as they will not know how to return product to its correct place or fold/hang it correctly.

I do my very best to treat my customers with respect and attempt to sell them clothes. But people, -- note "people," not "customers" -- who are only there to play dress up have to be babysat. They take up time I should be spending on store or inventory checking.
#73 - funnyhat (05/21/2015) [-]
so basically you get to act like a nice human being only to the people with money?
Wow, such integrity, very moral, much good!
#116 - apurpleliger (05/21/2015) [-]
If you're a babysitter, you babysit. If you're a retail salesman, you sell stuff. If you're on the clock, you need to be doing what you were hired to do. Babysitting as a salesman is not what you're hired to do. It's not about being nice to the people with money, it's about not wasting your working hours on people who aren't contributing to your pay.
#212 - funnyhat (05/22/2015) [-]
if you are a salesman - you sell, that is your job, if you are stuck behind the counter of a store you are not a "salesman" you are a substitute for a monkey, your job then is to cater to the customer and his whims you don't actually sell shit, the shit sells themselves, they would be selling just as much whether it is you stuck there, another random person, a fucking robot or just a "self-checkout" machine, the only reason a person is sitting behind that counter is so that he can cater and pamper the customers.

What are you going to say next? Store cashiers are not there to service customers but sell goods?
#220 - apurpleliger (05/22/2015) [-]
Just about. A cashier's job is still to further the profits of the company through his or her service. That may include helping people try on clothes so that they can better choose the clothes that they want. Helping one group of people try on clothes only for them to end up not buying any is a waste of time. If you don't know ahead of time, yeah, sure, you're still doing your job. But if you know from the start that the company will not benefit from you helping them try on clothes, then you should find something else to do that isn't such a waste. Make sure inventory is up to date or something. You're not being paid to entertain people, you're being paid because the employer expects you to bring in more money or worth than it costs to employ you.
#114 - xtremehivoltage (05/21/2015) [-]
So, literally capitalism?

commie pinko shill pls go
#110 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
It's not about nice, it's that you run a fucking business or are part of the business and wasting time doing something you know you won't actually buy isn't just wasting time, it's wasting time that CAN be guaranteed to go to something more productive. Money also means nothing in this situation, they are only going to buy one dress. I don't go to a clothing store to purchase until I'm out of cash, I go to get what I wanted, more so if I'm in a store made for EXPENSIVE, ONE-ITEM purchases.

Also sweet memeage,nice to know people are keeping the preservation effort alive.
#96 - Yeah **** yeah man 05/21/2015 on The reign of kind Fedora... 0
#103 - Which is why I say live and let live and that it's a guideline… 05/20/2015 on Hail zaros +1
#100 - Wow guys what part of "I'm not perfect either" wasn'…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Hail zaros 0
User avatar #101 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (05/20/2015) [-]
But the point we're making is that your holy book forbids dumb shit that was only forbidden because of the era that it took place so there's no reason it should be applied today when none of the other thing's are, it shouldn't be used as an excuse to be ignorant.
User avatar #103 - xtremehivoltage (05/20/2015) [-]
Which is why I say live and let live and that it's a guideline for christians. Also it states in the bible that most of that (hair cutting, pork etc) was ok for gentiles (non-jews) thus why kosher ness is such a big deal for jews.
#62 - The bible is a guideline for how Christians need to live …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Hail zaros -5
User avatar #72 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (05/20/2015) [-]
So then you don't do anything listed above then right? you've let your hair grow your entire life?
#100 - xtremehivoltage (05/20/2015) [-]
Wow guys what part of "I'm not perfect either" wasn't understood

I cut my hair, eat pork, etc. Etc, I was trying to say "live and let live" and got a cock shoved down my throat oh the irony
User avatar #101 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (05/20/2015) [-]
But the point we're making is that your holy book forbids dumb shit that was only forbidden because of the era that it took place so there's no reason it should be applied today when none of the other thing's are, it shouldn't be used as an excuse to be ignorant.
User avatar #103 - xtremehivoltage (05/20/2015) [-]
Which is why I say live and let live and that it's a guideline for christians. Also it states in the bible that most of that (hair cutting, pork etc) was ok for gentiles (non-jews) thus why kosher ness is such a big deal for jews.
#21 - Something something potions Something something traveler 05/20/2015 on say no to stuff 0
#756 - Do not steal 05/20/2015 on GIF contest -2
#2 - >tfw you forget to log in 05/20/2015 on Guy Fieri +2
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#18 - It's a joke guys calm down 05/18/2015 on Game of Thrones Ruined 0
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User avatar #11 - revoll (05/18/2015) [-]
That's Imgur, you numbnut
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User avatar #18 - xtremehivoltage (05/18/2015) [-]
It's a joke guys calm down
#17 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
Reddit uses imgur as their image host you goddamn moron
#39 - *jams internally*  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Gun gifs +2
#57 - edgecutter (05/18/2015) [-]
Oh for the love of-
That only happened with the L85A1!
I heard from people who actually use the damn L85A2 say that they're fine no-
Oh wait. That IS an L85A1.
Carry on then.
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#27 - *brother gets ****** * BROTHER NOOOOOOO 05/18/2015 on Fenns Job Comps-... +4
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#3 - Pt. 2 coming today 3 pm-ish 05/17/2015 on Kohls stories 0
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#11 - murrlogic (05/25/2015) [-]
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#9 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
Babette and her kitty friend Peaches
User avatar #10 to #9 - xtremehivoltage (03/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - xtremehivoltage (03/03/2015) [-]
LOL/10, I'll throw it in, thanks!
User avatar #7 to #6 - chompysaurus (03/03/2015) [-]
found it on my facebook...I can't tell if theyre all girls
User avatar #8 to #7 - xtremehivoltage (03/04/2015) [-]
I'll have to do it on the next one. Won't let me do it from mobile
User avatar #1 - thatslovesbanned (07/22/2014) [-]
Are you going to basic training? Are you leaving around this oct?
User avatar #2 to #1 - xtremehivoltage (07/24/2014) [-]
No, currently I am a rising senior who is thinking of which branch to go in to.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatslovesbanned (07/24/2014) [-]
I suggest looking into the reserves. The benefits from that are great, especially if you look into ROTV
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