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xtremehivoltage

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:4/25/2015
Location:Behind my computer
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#281
Comment Ranking:#1878
Highest Content Rank:#96
Highest Comment Rank:#1087
Content Thumbs: 43356 total,  47710 ,  4354
Comment Thumbs: 6637 total,  8050 ,  1413
Content Level Progress: 64.9% (649/1000)
Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:43
Content Views:2058870
Times Content Favorited:3033 times
Total Comments Made:1518
FJ Points:2134
Favorite Tags: cringe (4) | Parents (4) | batmans (3) | i (3) | it (3) | ad (2) | in (2) | pls (2) | your (2)
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#109 - I am Capri sun/sticky fluid. You have manged to offend both, #… 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 1 of ? +1
#108 - But in all srsness, I believe it means you are literally wis…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 1 of ? +5
User avatar #110 - thehiddensoul (02/20/2015) [-]
Whut???? that's confusing as hell

Also it breaks the whole "X are born as X, And you can't change that" argument because if you are born as a gender liquid, you change often.

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#166 - cornstalk (02/20/2015) [-]
yeah its this strange idea of you wake up and your gender is based on fucking something you decide and you can be boy or girl. ie flowing gender from one day to the next.

its a real easy way to both be a special snowflake and not feel bad about liking crossdressing because you have "a mental thing"
#125 - fefe (02/20/2015) [-]
you could still say " genderfluid are born as genderfluid, and can't change that" so the argument isnt really broken
still stupid though
#106 - I am Capri sun kin and this offends me  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 1 of ? +2
User avatar #107 - thehiddensoul (02/20/2015) [-]
Please sticky this, i really want answers, and your answer is funny as fuck
User avatar #109 - xtremehivoltage (02/20/2015) [-]
I am Capri sun/sticky fluid. You have manged to offend both, #triggered
#2 - This comp dedicated to my most loyal f aggot of a f an, …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp ? of ?: Grand... +1
User avatar #86 - ohgodwaitimatheist (02/20/2015) [-]
Blushed so hard I looked like Kirby
#1 - Part one: part 2: Part 3:http: //  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp ? of ?: Grand... +3
User avatar #115 - chrisel (02/20/2015) [-]
Why did you wrote ''one'' for the first one but used numbers for the other two? It bugs me.
User avatar #2 - xtremehivoltage (02/20/2015) [-]
This comp dedicated to my most loyal f aggot of a fan, ohgodwaitimatheist
User avatar #86 - ohgodwaitimatheist (02/20/2015) [-]
Blushed so hard I looked like Kirby
#27 - PART 4, ASSHOLES:  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 3 of ? +14
#150 - morrhror (02/20/2015) [-]
Please...stop... I can't stop looking at these...I don't wanna
User avatar #149 - penusflytrap (02/20/2015) [-]
GOD DAMMIT, FUCK YOU!!

*goes anyway*
User avatar #33 - holycrapimacupcake (02/20/2015) [-]
WHy must your hurt me in this way?
#29 - fefe (02/20/2015) [-]
Love you <3
#26 - early access, ***** 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 3 of ? +1
#22 - Wait **** dinners ready nvm. 1 1/2 hour.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 3 of ? +1
User avatar #23 - ohgodwaitimatheist (02/20/2015) [-]
You go, man.
#21 - Ok 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 3 of ? 0
#20 - In progress now. Give me 5 minutes 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 3 of ? +1
#19 - >implying you can ever stop 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 3 of ? +1
#50 - >not a poll on carrying a gun into space sit and think …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Cosmonaut space gun +3
#68 - sndb (02/20/2015) [-]
#6 - No you don't  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Cringe Comp 3 of ? +2
#7 - yourbestiestfriend (02/19/2015) [-]
Damnit you're right
#3 - Yep  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Cringe Comp 3 of ? +14
#39 - dankerbaby has deleted their comment.
#16 - Part 3 is up. 02/19/2015 on Cringe Comp 2 of ? +3
#1 - Part one: part 2: Part 4 sticky coming soon  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Cringe Comp 3 of ? +4
#18 - helterskeletor (02/20/2015) [-]
no.
pls stop
I dont want to continue but i cant look away.
#19 - xtremehivoltage (02/20/2015) [-]
>implying you can ever stop
User avatar #15 - ohgodwaitimatheist (02/19/2015) [-]
Monitoring this thread
User avatar #22 - xtremehivoltage (02/20/2015) [-]
Wait shit dinners ready nvm. 1 1/2 hour.
User avatar #23 - ohgodwaitimatheist (02/20/2015) [-]
You go, man.
User avatar #20 - xtremehivoltage (02/20/2015) [-]
In progress now. Give me 5 minutes
#3 - The resume was the worst IMO  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Cringe Comp 2 of ? +24
#136 - fefe (03/13/2015) [-]
I would hire here. Then laugh.
A lot.
#62 - fefe (02/20/2015) [-]
The length alone is fucking shameful. She used 8 fucking pages to present what should have been 1, maybe 2 pages of information at most. She wrote it like she couldn't decide if she was writing a CV or a cover letter, she used a terrible font and a background that should only ever be seen if she was applying for a graphic design job, which she may have been, but still. Her manner of speech was informal, half the shit she talked about was inane, and...god, I can only hope she wrote that as an example to a friend of how not to apply for a job.
#11 - cursesnew (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm quite sure if some job got that resume they would post it in the office for everyone to laugh at.

Also the girl who made it need help with making a better resume. She can keep the color so she stands out but needs to cut it down. A LOT.
User avatar #17 - dustboy (02/19/2015) [-]
when i was 14 i wrote a better fucking cv then her
no joke it was just straight up simple, good to read and it was a single page
these people man
#21 - Yes massa 02/19/2015 on Cringe Comp 1 of ? +9
#162 - Attractivness increased by 5 02/19/2015 on drawing skills +2
#1 - Part 1: 02/19/2015 on Cringe Comp 2 of ? +5
#18 - Part 2: Don't sub, I prolly won't make a lot  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Cringe Comp 1 of ? +8
User avatar #251 - acousticgenie (03/02/2015) [-]
dont sub you say? now look at you today with 9 comps out.

proud of you
#123 - prohibullion (02/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #19 - loopymoomoo (02/19/2015) [-]
make a lot
#21 - xtremehivoltage (02/19/2015) [-]
Yes massa
#14 - BTW guys I know it was short but there was a solid bit of read… 02/19/2015 on Cringe Comp 1 of ? +7
#4437 - Cold here in TN this is my most recent, I'm on mobile an… 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
#15 - why is your name picklechick 02/18/2015 on SE and E US report in 0
#88 - Idk man I'm still not feeling it 02/18/2015 on musturr rayss 0

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#9 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
Babette and her kitty friend Peaches
User avatar #10 to #9 - xtremehivoltage (03/24/2015) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #6 to #5 - xtremehivoltage (03/03/2015) [-]
LOL/10, I'll throw it in, thanks!
User avatar #7 to #6 - chompysaurus (03/03/2015) [-]
found it on my facebook...I can't tell if theyre all girls
User avatar #8 to #7 - xtremehivoltage (03/04/2015) [-]
I'll have to do it on the next one. Won't let me do it from mobile
User avatar #1 - thatslovesbanned (07/22/2014) [-]
Are you going to basic training? Are you leaving around this oct?
User avatar #2 to #1 - xtremehivoltage (07/24/2014) [-]
No, currently I am a rising senior who is thinking of which branch to go in to.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatslovesbanned (07/24/2014) [-]
I suggest looking into the reserves. The benefits from that are great, especially if you look into ROTV
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