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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:10/21/2014
Location:Behind my computer
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#176 - I'm glad you included yourself, include. noteve…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Seems pretty accurate +2
User avatar #197 - include (07/08/2014) [-]
Hue
#250 - k 07/08/2014 on Only You Can Prevent Triggers 0
#1181 - Some ******* faggot named Wes. 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday +2
#189 - I've been on this site for 2 years and this is my first fav co… 07/08/2014 on Real Life Anime Fall +1
#298 - creddit to marconde 07/08/2014 on Have some feels +2
#297 - **xtremehivoltage rolls 35**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Have some feels +2
#298 - xtremehivoltage (07/08/2014) [-]
creddit to marconde
#294 - >Priorities 07/08/2014 on Have some feels +2
#1109 - Yes I am dog the dude is me though  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday +4
User avatar #1170 - smokingman (07/08/2014) [-]
Who's that bitch you're riding?
#1181 - xtremehivoltage (07/08/2014) [-]
Some fucking faggot named Wes.
#164 - >Everyone in this thread 07/08/2014 on free colored text Tuesday +1
#15 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Nor more girls night out! 0
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2014) [-]
what the fuck is that and why does it look like a cummy anus
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2014) [-]
ur moms ass after im finished lol
#60 - I don't know how to make songs like that I don't know what wor… 07/06/2014 on Pocket PC 0
#52 - cause I found a hella way to fuse it  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Pocket PC 0
User avatar #58 - Hiago (07/06/2014) [-]
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
#60 - xtremehivoltage (07/06/2014) [-]
I don't know how to make songs like that I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta murder to Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins to Unghh, school flunky, pill junky But look at the accolades these skills brung me Full of myself, but still hungry I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to When I'm a million leagues above you Ill when I speak in tongues But it's still tongue-and-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys "Still chunky, but funky" But in my head there's something
I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils and Here's what they want from me They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it
Life's handing you lemons
Make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard, be a king?
Think not
Why be a king when you can be a God?

No more notifications pls
User avatar #53 - leafonthewind (07/06/2014) [-]
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
#2 - nice. 07/06/2014 on shocking news story +3
#218 - No because if we did the ground would immediately surrender to… 07/04/2014 on That poodle is now a... +3
#217 - agreed 07/04/2014 on That poodle is now a... 0
#5320 - **xtremehivoltage rolls 428,295,900** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#15 - Hell yeah. Scored 77 on my ASVAB. Considering Air Force tech f…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Googled "most offensive... 0
User avatar #16 - Toshiro (07/03/2014) [-]
In your face really is the Marine way lol. Air force is definitely a more robust branch. Especially with the tech field.
#88 - Comment deleted 07/02/2014 on yelp 0
#178 - >republican flag next to prices What the serious … 07/01/2014 on "Equality" 0
#392 - >we actually manage to get to the end >The champion… 07/01/2014 on le meme +1
#390 - Comment deleted 07/01/2014 on le meme 0
#77 - >OP here I was actually talking to a coworker last… 07/01/2014 on How not to handle it 0
#6 - >be me >freshman year >lard as **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Googled "most offensive... +1
User avatar #7 - Toshiro (07/01/2014) [-]
Glad JROTC helped you out. It's a great program for alot of people. Not everyone of course, but some people need a boot in the ass to get moving. (no pun intended)

Planning to follow it up with service time?
#15 - xtremehivoltage (07/02/2014) [-]
Hell yeah. Scored 77 on my ASVAB. Considering Air Force tech field. Army and navy want me and the marines have been riding my dick with fucking e-mails, letters, and phone calls. Kinda ridiculous.

>mfw marines (no disrepekt but I don't wanna do infantry)
User avatar #16 - Toshiro (07/03/2014) [-]
In your face really is the Marine way lol. Air force is definitely a more robust branch. Especially with the tech field.
#15 - the kind that pulls **** off 9gag 07/01/2014 on How not to handle it +8
#2 - "that's nice buddy" 07/01/2014 on wrong number comp +1
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User avatar #1 - thatslovesbanned (07/22/2014) [-]
Are you going to basic training? Are you leaving around this oct?
User avatar #2 to #1 - xtremehivoltage (07/24/2014) [-]
No, currently I am a rising senior who is thinking of which branch to go in to.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatslovesbanned (07/24/2014) [-]
I suggest looking into the reserves. The benefits from that are great, especially if you look into ROTV
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