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Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:10/30/2014
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#22 - Nahbro nah bro im not offended. Aint nobody got time fo dat 10/28/2014 on Queer Friends 0
#63 - Log in and say that like a man 10/28/2014 on iphone case 0
#3 - Lorax-gram 10/28/2014 on The orgins of DickButt +3
#14 - >upgrade >iphone Debloated 4.2 KitKat custo…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/28/2014 on iphone case +3
User avatar #25 - meter (10/28/2014) [-]
lol kitkat.
Oneplus one android 5.0 lollipop developer ROM masterrace
#24 - swaffel (10/28/2014) [-]
4.2? Kitkat?
#16 - anon (10/28/2014) [-]
>"I'm-so-unique-because-I-have-an-Android" turd reporting in.
#32 - anon (10/28/2014) [-]
lol macfag
#21 - anon (10/28/2014) [-]
thats probably the other way around, unique-special-snowflake-hipsters like iphones, but i agree, xtremehivoltage is a faggot on this one
User avatar #63 - xtremehivoltage (10/28/2014) [-]
Log in and say that like a man
#9 - >.pdf file 10/28/2014 on Pomf Pomf =3 0
#5 - inb4 why did u post a "cummy asshole cake" 10/28/2014 on when your gf says she's... +1
#1 - But we honestly forget and assume that the peeps surrounding u…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Queer Friends +46
#14 - nahbro (10/28/2014) [-]
And people say that tumblrinas get offended easily.
User avatar #22 - xtremehivoltage (10/28/2014) [-]
Nahbro nah bro im not offended. Aint nobody got time fo dat
#2 - anon (10/28/2014) [-]
i forgot or my freind never told me that he was color blind i though he had a fed up tv for a while do to the fack that video game will break and go all color shifting on me the arcade ones with the quater slots he was like dude im color blind the tvs fine kinda i kept say holy shit its green subconsciously and apparently verbally too.
#7 - sacrilegious (10/28/2014) [-]
, , . '. . , ", ' , ' . " " ' "

There's all the punctuation you missed.
#5 - the sparkles at the end 10/28/2014 on Everything better with an... +20
#2 - butt gold 10/28/2014 on brick 0
#32 - No please swamp me, I need all I can get. That's good to know.…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on 2 Ply 0
User avatar #36 - lesolan (10/28/2014) [-]
NEVER Sir sandwich anyone. They don't say 'Sir, yes sir.' etc. in the Air Force. You will only say it once at the beginning. Such as: 'Sir, the trainee does not know.' Which brings me to another thing, try and talk in the third person. It helps you concentrate on what you need to say, and leave less openings for the Technical Sergeants to ream you for saying the wrong thing (which is everything, by the way).

Don't mention you were on JROTC to anyone except other flight members when you guys are deciding for who does what (if/when your Technical sergeant lets you guys). They don't care, and they'll use it against you.

Get in the habit of saying 'Sir, Trainee (last name here) reports as ordered.' You will be saying it a LOT, and plenty of people have trouble remembering it (among other things) when under stress.

Remember, the Technical Sergeants will almost never get physical with you, with some exceptions of when they are following the letter of the law but not the spirit by messing with you with a binder, or folder, or other things like that.

If you curse, even infrequently, stop. You'll get PT'd into the ground for it.

Avoid eye contact with any and all personnel that are not also trainees (unless told to or in classes). Especially Female Technical Sergeants. Thousand yard stare EVERYTHING. Pay attention, but do not laugh. Do not speak unless spoken to. Do not pass go.

Never say 'I can't.' They'll just PT you longer. Just do whatever until you collapse and cannot pick yourself up again. This probably won't happen (it is the AF after all) but if you've got some idiot joker in the flight who really stands out and does stupid shit, or just fucks it up for everyone else, be prepared for some serious PT rallies.

If you have the time, work out 3 times a week. Work on running, pull/push ups, squats, and situps. Go for endurance over weight training. You won't be doing much humping around with gear, but you will be keeping in shape.

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User avatar #1 - thatslovesbanned (07/22/2014) [-]
Are you going to basic training? Are you leaving around this oct?
User avatar #2 to #1 - xtremehivoltage (07/24/2014) [-]
No, currently I am a rising senior who is thinking of which branch to go in to.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatslovesbanned (07/24/2014) [-]
I suggest looking into the reserves. The benefits from that are great, especially if you look into ROTV
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