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#106 - Exactly. High gun ownership=low crime Can you read?  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Ayy Lmao Comrade 0
User avatar #117 - echotheambient (1 hour ago) [-]
From reading the comment it didn't really seem like you implied that, to me it seemed more like you were comparing a city with a lot of guns to a country with not a lot of guns, my mistake.
#104 - PPS no I do not think liking socialism makes you a murder love… 1 hour ago on Ayy Lmao Comrade -1
#101 - >> #23 >> #32 >> #29 Vid…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Ayy Lmao Comrade -1
#104 - xtremehivoltage (1 hour ago) [-]
PPS no I do not think liking socialism makes you a murder lover, it's just a nice satire on how she says "gun lovers are murder lovers"

You'd have to know her

>mfw butthurt libtards
#22 - Students* not "erstwhile" Privilege* not &q… 7 hours ago on Ayy Lmao Comrade +6
#21 - Ugh here we go >be me >Inna highschool …  [+] (29 new replies) 7 hours ago on Ayy Lmao Comrade +80
User avatar #120 - acroneos (38 minutes ago) [-]
Do you have any simple numbers/facts as to why gay people shouldn't be allowed to marry
User avatar #111 - unoriginalaccount (1 hour ago) [-]
You could've even used Switzerland as a good counter argument since everyone and their mother has a gun over there
#94 - ugoboom (2 hours ago) [-]
>this whole thread of replies
User avatar #82 - thatoneiranianguy (3 hours ago) [-]
>"well then you're a murder supporter because of the 100 top countries for homicides, 80ish are socialist"

The fact that you used that argument makes me think you might be retarded.
User avatar #88 - thefates (2 hours ago) [-]
It's not a serious argument. It's meant to show her flawed train of thought.
User avatar #81 - deadmansdope (3 hours ago) [-]
So, why does socialism not work?
#107 - Absolute Madman (1 hour ago) [-]
No incentive to do better, everyone is paid the same regardless of work ethic. Essentially human greed is the best motivation and in socialism that greed is taken from the common man and given to the leaders. Why should the common man do anything but sponge off of the government?
User avatar #115 - Kairyuka (1 hour ago) [-]
That's the extreme end of communism, not exactly what socialism is
User avatar #108 - deadmansdope (1 hour ago) [-]
That sounds like communism, still.
User avatar #62 - StewieGGriffin (3 hours ago) [-]
That murder lover comeback has to be one of the shittiest arguements.
User avatar #60 - sausydangles (3 hours ago) [-]
I like you
User avatar #56 - rockerforlife (3 hours ago) [-]
Well conservatives think that anyone can get a high school diploma and kablooey! High-paying jobs for everyone! But if only it were that simple. Oftentimes there's more factors than level of education. For example, my dad moved from Cuba to Miami with a degree in radiology, he is one of the highest paid radiologists in South Florida but he can't even afford housing because of Miami's ridiculous real-estate costs and the bloated prices of foods at supermarkets. He even works overtimes up to 65 hours in a week and it's insufficient.

Also just because people made a really shit choice once, you shouldn't shut them down if they're actively trying to better themselves as is often the case. Hard work and effort doesn't always pay off. The world is unfair and unjust and some people happen to get better opportunities by chance.

"well then you're a murder supporter because of the 100 top countries for homicides, 80ish are socialist" was a shit line dude because socialism isn't the only proponent of murder rates, you know where those 80ish countries are in? AFRICA and SOUTH AMERICA. You know, pretty uncivilized countries.

That's like comparing Socialist France to Socialist Burundi.

I might as well compare The United States to the Republic of Congo.

Also, you compared a TOWN in the US to an entire country in Europe. By the way Switzerland is 200 on the list where America is 91.

Literally I'm getting so tired of the two-party system and "left vs right" thinking because honestly both have good points. But this retarded ideological feud in the U.S. is undermining our principles as a nation and it will lead to nothing but shit.
User avatar #54 - AnomynousUser (3 hours ago) [-]
Proud American capitalist here...
Correlation =/= causation; being socialist does not make you a murder lover. That's the same bullshit argument liberals use to say gun advocates are murder lovers. It's just stupid.

Also, which branch of JROTC?
#44 - presentdent (5 hours ago) [-]
Not Liberals. Progressives. I'm a liberal, but draw a very hard line between myself and the "progressive" leftists in my party that are essentially socialists/marxists.
#75 - cockineveryorifice (3 hours ago) [-]
This, xtremehivoltage makes a great point, but these people are not liberals. Liberal does not equal left wing. You can have left and right wing liberals. The whole point of socialism/communism is that you have a gigantic government that controls and regulates everything. That is the opposite of liberal. Better to call them statists or left wing authoritarians.
User avatar #42 - discobleach (5 hours ago) [-]
you seem to overlook that the countries with the best standard of living [western europe] are more socialist than the US, in terms of welfare, healthcare and all that.
it's not a binary sort of thing, socialism sits on a spectrum.
#35 - Absolute Madman (5 hours ago) [-]
Hurrrrrrrrrr socialism is bad cuz some shit countries call themselves socialist

It's like saying republics are bad because Congo is the Democratic Republic of Congo
#39 - Absolute Madman (5 hours ago) [-]
"80ish of top 100"
"Some countries"
#30 - internetnick (5 hours ago) [-]
I don't want to hate on your stupid fucking logic, but support socialism is not supporting murder, even if many socialists are murderers.

That's like saying the founding fathers were trying to make a government similar to Rome, who crucified hundreds a day, so they support murder.
User avatar #29 - echotheambient (5 hours ago) [-]
Rant time!

Where in the pasta monster's name do you have the "top 100 countries by homicide 80 are socialist" from?


First i'd like to point out that almost none of the 100 countries on the list are socialist, except maybe greenland and idk, some of the earlier soviet nations. The only reason why you would come to the conclusion that 80 of them are socialist is if you counted all nations which were previously under any kind of east-bloc influence as being socialist, which is wrong, and most of the african and south/central american poorfag countries who made the list just have so little functioning infrastructure / so corrupt governments (including police) that whether or not they are considering themselves socialist or capitalist doesn't matter, poorfag = more crime.

Secondly, none of the well-functioning european socialist countries like my home country Denmark (making it to number 18 on LEAST murders), Sweden (number 14), Norway (which on the list is number 68, only because the statistic is from the year the Breivik attacks fell, which ironically was on a socialist youth camp. Norway would be around number 9-12 if the terrorist attack wasn't taken into consideration) Or iceland, which is down on number 5.

Third, correlation does not equal causation. left wing policies =/= supporting murder.

I dislike communist hipster faggots as much as anyone else, but if this girl was a moderate 2015 socialist who supports things like universal school systems and universal health care, instead of an 1870 socialist which makes up the american definition of socialism, as well as hipsters, then you dun wrong nigga.

And yes, you clicked the spoiler thingies, you came to read an essay.
User avatar #32 - echotheambient (5 hours ago) [-]
Also, what you doing comparing to SWITZERLAND in a gun violence debate, they have the fourth highest gun ownership per capita


And Plano only has a quarter of a million people, Switzerland has 8 million.
And still, Correlation =/= causation.

I know jack shit about the american gun debate and why gun ownership would cause a lower or higher crime rate, but i can smell a faulty argument from a mile away.
User avatar #106 - xtremehivoltage (1 hour ago) [-]
Exactly. High gun ownership=low crime

Can you read?
User avatar #117 - echotheambient (1 hour ago) [-]
From reading the comment it didn't really seem like you implied that, to me it seemed more like you were comparing a city with a lot of guns to a country with not a lot of guns, my mistake.
#48 - Absolute Madman (4 hours ago) [-]
He simply saying the Swiss have a pretty low crime rate. Actually it could have used the Swiss because of their high gun possession numbers.
User avatar #80 - echotheambient (3 hours ago) [-]
good point, it'd still be better to compare the US to something like Honduras where the gun ownership per 100 people is only 6 and the homicide rate is the world's highest.

Oh, and if anyone on the anti-gun side is looking for statistics, Japan has a 0.3 gun ownership per 100 people and yet they have the lowest homicide rate worldwide (if we're not counting microstates like Monaco and Singapore)

I feel like doing statistics today.
#23 - havepity (6 hours ago) [-]
What are you on about? Out of the top 100 countries listed by homicide all of them are third world countries or colonial possessions neither of which have the money or the lack of corruption needed to run a socialist state. The only state one there I'd call socialist would be Greenland.
While colonial possessions are normally supported by their sovereign nation and therefore have socialist tendencies they are normally poorly implemented. The US Virgin Islands is number 3 on the list, an area I would very much define as a US colonial possession

And also what up with the idea of socialism in your world, where is the limit? Is free education socialism if the country doesn't give free healthcare? Is subsidized schooling or healthcare socialism? Because these things are different and just blanketing the entire term in socialism makes the word lose it's meaning like your 80'ish countries are socialist. How much money can a nation spend on it's citizens before you call it socialist?
User avatar #101 - xtremehivoltage (2 hours ago) [-]

Video for the fuccbois: youtu.be/pELwCqz2JfE
>>#56 no I believe that it takes college, and relative experience. Can you read? ARE you retarded?

>>#54 army JROTC, Cdt cpt.
#104 - xtremehivoltage (1 hour ago) [-]
PPS no I do not think liking socialism makes you a murder lover, it's just a nice satire on how she says "gun lovers are murder lovers"

You'd have to know her

>mfw butthurt libtards
#22 - xtremehivoltage (7 hours ago) [-]
Students* not "erstwhile"

Privilege* not "prove legend".

Mobilefag here

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#36 - Ok sweetie keep telling yourself that :^)  [+] (4 new replies) 16 hours ago on Modern Columbus 0
#40 - alltimetens (3 hours ago) [-]
What's that? I'm sorry I can't hear you over all of my Ivy League universities.

Even the lesser UC Schools in California are better than your farm universities.

What do YOU learn to do down there? Fuck a horse? KEK
#39 - alltimetens (3 hours ago) [-]
If this rule was used and enforced all over the South, half of your population would be unable to reproduce.

You guys are just THAT stupid. Anyways, it's almost Sunday! Get ready for churchin'!
User avatar #38 - alltimetens (3 hours ago) [-]
How are you gonna start a business if you're mentally retarded? Having the Highest IQ in America sure is sweet, man )
#37 - alltimetens (3 hours ago) [-]
Some of the biggest hubs for starting a business, according to your map, are in liberal places like NY (and generally the entire N.E coast), Floridian cities like Miami, and California.

All of these are centrist, if not left wing/democratic.

What the fuck is your point? Were your parents incestuous, too? No wonder your IQ is like 67.
>pic related; it's the avg iq per state

I'm pretty sure my 109 is greater than your 94.


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LOL/10, I'll throw it in, thanks!
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found it on my facebook...I can't tell if theyre all girls
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I'll have to do it on the next one. Won't let me do it from mobile
User avatar #1 - thatslovesbanned (07/22/2014) [-]
Are you going to basic training? Are you leaving around this oct?
User avatar #2 to #1 - xtremehivoltage (07/24/2014) [-]
No, currently I am a rising senior who is thinking of which branch to go in to.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatslovesbanned (07/24/2014) [-]
I suggest looking into the reserves. The benefits from that are great, especially if you look into ROTV
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