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#13 - **xthexcomedianx rolled a random image posted in comment #10…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on Trampoline +1
#15 - xthexcomedianx (10/15/2012) [-]
#40 - > full beard > chain smoker > scowls most of … 10/13/2012 on Halloween Men vs Women +7
#15 - first I was babbo, but then I was mafia 10/13/2012 on My hero 0
#84 - Picture 10/13/2012 on Dat plot. +14
#10 - Picture 10/13/2012 on Sticky situation +7
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Unusual deaths +13
#30 - twofacedent (10/13/2012) [-]
lol I love snatch

Tyrone says "O'course I am!"
#56 - TOASTY!!!! 10/13/2012 on Knocked the fuck out 0
#32 - looks like Weird Al's pubes 10/13/2012 on LMFAO +7
#50 - Comment deleted 10/13/2012 on warning: gore +4
#19 - me too 10/13/2012 on How to hit on chiks +1
#289 - OH GODDAMMIT, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID, DICKASS!!!! 10/13/2012 on Private is.. +3
#288 - no no, it's okay, he didn't me- aww no please don't. . . .  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Private is.. +3
#289 - xthexcomedianx (10/13/2012) [-]
OH GODDAMMIT, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID, DICKASS!!!!
#282 - outside the wall - Pink Floyd does that mean I pull out? 10/09/2012 on Zoophilia 0
#276223 - alright, here's one that some people liked >be 23 …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#276225 - greeling (10/09/2012) [-]
Hah.
#276211 - Therapy was his fucked up form of punishment, but once I expla… 10/09/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#276201 - alright, one more and then I'm gonna watch Terror Firmer …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #276202 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
you were taken to therapy? lol
User avatar #276211 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
Therapy was his fucked up form of punishment, but once I explained things, I was just deemed "a normal teen with a healthy curiousity." To elaborate, dad thought I was looking at "waifs", as he called them, and claimed that "the FBI could be monitoring my shit, dammit, do you want me to go jail?!"
#276189 - I've got more stories like that if anyone's interested  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#276218 - greeling (10/09/2012) [-]
Spill the beans.
#276207 - greeling (10/09/2012) [-]
Go for it.
#276223 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
alright, here's one that some people liked

>be 23
>on my own, got a computer, gf, and an apartment
>cuz' fuck you, dad
>gf is a yaoi fangirl
>don't care because she's bi
>one day she proposes a challenge:
>if I can read one of her faghag mangas cover to cover, I get sex anyway I want
>challenge considered, denied, considered and then accepted
>read it cover to cover, more dicks than omegle
>finished
>says "too bad" she's not in the mood anymore
>"reward is kill"
>"no"
>MFW
#276225 - greeling (10/09/2012) [-]
Hah.
#276174 - >be 15 >really like hentai, but no weird shit &g…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
#276194 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
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#276201 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
alright, one more and then I'm gonna watch Terror Firmer

>still banned from computer
>staying up late on school nights after parents are asleep to get back on it
>master lvl sneaking until one night
>Solid Snake my way into dad's office after parents go to bed
>missioncomplete.png
>start looking at hentai cuz' fuck you, dad
>hear footsteps coming down hallway
>ohshitnigga
>put computer in sleep mode in less than 3 secs
>panic and hide under the desk like a dumbass
>dad finds me and the shit I was looking at
>thinks I'm sick for looking at "child cartoon porn" because of the large eyes
>Fission Mailed: still banned from computer and taken to therapy
>MFW
User avatar #276202 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
you were taken to therapy? lol
User avatar #276211 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
Therapy was his fucked up form of punishment, but once I explained things, I was just deemed "a normal teen with a healthy curiousity." To elaborate, dad thought I was looking at "waifs", as he called them, and claimed that "the FBI could be monitoring my shit, dammit, do you want me to go jail?!"
#276155 - how's about a story of how I discovered futanari in the worse …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #276156 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
Sure
#276174 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
>be 15
>really like hentai, but no weird shit
>My friend Nick knows I like it and suggests I search for 'futanari'
>"It's super hot, man, check it out"
>go home, search for it on parents' computer
>ohmyfuck.jpg
>first result is a loli in a one piece swimsuit with a raging boner tucked in
>go back to looking at regular hentai and pretend last 5 minutes didn't happen
>2 hours later
>Dad finds search results in history because I didn't clear it
>HFW
>banned from the computer
>fuck you, Nick
#276194 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#276201 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
alright, one more and then I'm gonna watch Terror Firmer

>still banned from computer
>staying up late on school nights after parents are asleep to get back on it
>master lvl sneaking until one night
>Solid Snake my way into dad's office after parents go to bed
>missioncomplete.png
>start looking at hentai cuz' fuck you, dad
>hear footsteps coming down hallway
>ohshitnigga
>put computer in sleep mode in less than 3 secs
>panic and hide under the desk like a dumbass
>dad finds me and the shit I was looking at
>thinks I'm sick for looking at "child cartoon porn" because of the large eyes
>Fission Mailed: still banned from computer and taken to therapy
>MFW
User avatar #276202 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
you were taken to therapy? lol
User avatar #276211 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
Therapy was his fucked up form of punishment, but once I explained things, I was just deemed "a normal teen with a healthy curiousity." To elaborate, dad thought I was looking at "waifs", as he called them, and claimed that "the FBI could be monitoring my shit, dammit, do you want me to go jail?!"
#276139 - I know, I'm sorry  [+] (8 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #276140 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
YOU BETTER FUKKEN BE
User avatar #276155 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
how's about a story of how I discovered futanari in the worse way possible?
User avatar #276156 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
Sure
#276174 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
>be 15
>really like hentai, but no weird shit
>My friend Nick knows I like it and suggests I search for 'futanari'
>"It's super hot, man, check it out"
>go home, search for it on parents' computer
>ohmyfuck.jpg
>first result is a loli in a one piece swimsuit with a raging boner tucked in
>go back to looking at regular hentai and pretend last 5 minutes didn't happen
>2 hours later
>Dad finds search results in history because I didn't clear it
>HFW
>banned from the computer
>fuck you, Nick
#276194 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#276201 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
alright, one more and then I'm gonna watch Terror Firmer

>still banned from computer
>staying up late on school nights after parents are asleep to get back on it
>master lvl sneaking until one night
>Solid Snake my way into dad's office after parents go to bed
>missioncomplete.png
>start looking at hentai cuz' fuck you, dad
>hear footsteps coming down hallway
>ohshitnigga
>put computer in sleep mode in less than 3 secs
>panic and hide under the desk like a dumbass
>dad finds me and the shit I was looking at
>thinks I'm sick for looking at "child cartoon porn" because of the large eyes
>Fission Mailed: still banned from computer and taken to therapy
>MFW
User avatar #276202 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
you were taken to therapy? lol
User avatar #276211 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
Therapy was his fucked up form of punishment, but once I explained things, I was just deemed "a normal teen with a healthy curiousity." To elaborate, dad thought I was looking at "waifs", as he called them, and claimed that "the FBI could be monitoring my shit, dammit, do you want me to go jail?!"
#276132 - Good morning A&M, I've got insomnia again!  [+] (20 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
#276158 - sergejkarkarov (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh the Irony, I am watching Doug's Patch Adams review right now.
Shitpost.
#276165 - sebastianmichael (10/09/2012) [-]
if you say shitpost one more time, i will kill you...
User avatar #276168 - sergejkarkarov (10/09/2012) [-]
Shitpost.
#276172 - sebastianmichael (10/09/2012) [-]
ok. you are officially on my hate list.
#276176 - sergejkarkarov (10/09/2012) [-]
I am hated by many, one more or less isn't a big deal.
#276184 - sebastianmichael (10/09/2012) [-]
do you even know who i am?
User avatar #276185 - sergejkarkarov (10/09/2012) [-]
Luca?
#276186 - sebastianmichael (10/09/2012) [-]
consider yourself a little bit hated.
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User avatar #276135 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
shitpost
#276139 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
I know, I'm sorry
User avatar #276140 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
YOU BETTER FUKKEN BE
User avatar #276155 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
how's about a story of how I discovered futanari in the worse way possible?
User avatar #276156 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
Sure
#276174 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
>be 15
>really like hentai, but no weird shit
>My friend Nick knows I like it and suggests I search for 'futanari'
>"It's super hot, man, check it out"
>go home, search for it on parents' computer
>ohmyfuck.jpg
>first result is a loli in a one piece swimsuit with a raging boner tucked in
>go back to looking at regular hentai and pretend last 5 minutes didn't happen
>2 hours later
>Dad finds search results in history because I didn't clear it
>HFW
>banned from the computer
>fuck you, Nick
#276194 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#276201 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
alright, one more and then I'm gonna watch Terror Firmer

>still banned from computer
>staying up late on school nights after parents are asleep to get back on it
>master lvl sneaking until one night
>Solid Snake my way into dad's office after parents go to bed
>missioncomplete.png
>start looking at hentai cuz' fuck you, dad
>hear footsteps coming down hallway
>ohshitnigga
>put computer in sleep mode in less than 3 secs
>panic and hide under the desk like a dumbass
>dad finds me and the shit I was looking at
>thinks I'm sick for looking at "child cartoon porn" because of the large eyes
>Fission Mailed: still banned from computer and taken to therapy
>MFW
User avatar #276202 - lordketchup (10/09/2012) [-]
you were taken to therapy? lol
User avatar #276211 - xthexcomedianx (10/09/2012) [-]
Therapy was his fucked up form of punishment, but once I explained things, I was just deemed "a normal teen with a healthy curiousity." To elaborate, dad thought I was looking at "waifs", as he called them, and claimed that "the FBI could be monitoring my shit, dammit, do you want me to go jail?!"
#276134 - holowichigo (10/09/2012) [-]
Night-shift Security. It's a job requirement.
#276128 - Picture 10/09/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#276127 - >on FJ >Floyd Pink is listened to >I readinin… 10/09/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#276125 - probably the catbus. It's not running until much later, so ju… 10/09/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#46952 - Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get em' … 10/09/2012 on Social Board 0

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User avatar #12 - OptimusRhyme (10/27/2012) [-]
well hi there, sorry for fallin asleep in the middle of our chat XD i was exhausted
User avatar #11 - avoideduniform (06/19/2012) [-]
meow
#10 - kaylakrusifix (03/10/2012) [-]
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I hate when my pokemon brings all the nerds to my yard. They want to trade cards. I say sure but not my charizard.
User avatar #4 - kaylakrusifix (02/07/2012) [-]
You're an amazing artists! I envy you like crazy!

#5 to #12 - xthexcomedianx (02/07/2012) [-]
why thank you, it's refreshing to hear something positive
User avatar #6 to #13 - kaylakrusifix (02/07/2012) [-]
I can draw, but not on the computer. My mousepad doesn't do well for an art pad. haha. Also the sketch pad is glitching for me. I can't use the text feature and the pencil tool lags as well.
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