lol I love snatch

Tyrone says "O'course I am!"

OH GODDAMMIT, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID, DICKASS!!!!

Hah.

you were taken to therapy? lol

Therapy was his fucked up form of punishment, but once I explained things, I was just deemed "a normal teen with a healthy curiousity." To elaborate, dad thought I was looking at "waifs", as he called them, and claimed that "the FBI could be monitoring my shit, dammit, do you want me to go jail?!"

Spill the beans.

Go for it.

alright, here's one that some people liked

>be 23
>on my own, got a computer, gf, and an apartment
>cuz' fuck you, dad
>gf is a yaoi fangirl
>don't care because she's bi
>one day she proposes a challenge:
>if I can read one of her faghag mangas cover to cover, I get sex anyway I want
>challenge considered, denied, considered and then accepted
>read it cover to cover, more dicks than omegle
>finished
>says "too bad" she's not in the mood anymore
>"reward is kill"
>"no"
>MFW

Hah.

alright, one more and then I'm gonna watch Terror Firmer

>still banned from computer
>staying up late on school nights after parents are asleep to get back on it
>master lvl sneaking until one night
>Solid Snake my way into dad's office after parents go to bed
>missioncomplete.png
>start looking at hentai cuz' fuck you, dad
>hear footsteps coming down hallway
>ohshitnigga
>put computer in sleep mode in less than 3 secs
>panic and hide under the desk like a dumbass
>dad finds me and the shit I was looking at
>thinks I'm sick for looking at "child cartoon porn" because of the large eyes
>Fission Mailed: still banned from computer and taken to therapy
>MFW

you were taken to therapy? lol

Therapy was his fucked up form of punishment, but once I explained things, I was just deemed "a normal teen with a healthy curiousity." To elaborate, dad thought I was looking at "waifs", as he called them, and claimed that "the FBI could be monitoring my shit, dammit, do you want me to go jail?!"

Sure

>be 15
>really like hentai, but no weird shit
>My friend Nick knows I like it and suggests I search for 'futanari'
>"It's super hot, man, check it out"
>go home, search for it on parents' computer
>ohmyfuck.jpg
>first result is a loli in a one piece swimsuit with a raging boner tucked in
>go back to looking at regular hentai and pretend last 5 minutes didn't happen
>2 hours later
>Dad finds search results in history because I didn't clear it
>HFW
>banned from the computer
>fuck you, Nick

alright, one more and then I'm gonna watch Terror Firmer

>still banned from computer
>staying up late on school nights after parents are asleep to get back on it
>master lvl sneaking until one night
>Solid Snake my way into dad's office after parents go to bed
>missioncomplete.png
>start looking at hentai cuz' fuck you, dad
>hear footsteps coming down hallway
>ohshitnigga
>put computer in sleep mode in less than 3 secs
>panic and hide under the desk like a dumbass
>dad finds me and the shit I was looking at
>thinks I'm sick for looking at "child cartoon porn" because of the large eyes
>Fission Mailed: still banned from computer and taken to therapy
>MFW

you were taken to therapy? lol

Therapy was his fucked up form of punishment, but once I explained things, I was just deemed "a normal teen with a healthy curiousity." To elaborate, dad thought I was looking at "waifs", as he called them, and claimed that "the FBI could be monitoring my shit, dammit, do you want me to go jail?!"

YOU BETTER FUKKEN BE

how's about a story of how I discovered futanari in the worse way possible?

Sure

>be 15
>really like hentai, but no weird shit
>My friend Nick knows I like it and suggests I search for 'futanari'
>"It's super hot, man, check it out"
>go home, search for it on parents' computer
>ohmyfuck.jpg
>first result is a loli in a one piece swimsuit with a raging boner tucked in
>go back to looking at regular hentai and pretend last 5 minutes didn't happen
>2 hours later
>Dad finds search results in history because I didn't clear it
>HFW
>banned from the computer
>fuck you, Nick

alright, one more and then I'm gonna watch Terror Firmer

>still banned from computer
>staying up late on school nights after parents are asleep to get back on it
>master lvl sneaking until one night
>Solid Snake my way into dad's office after parents go to bed
>missioncomplete.png
>start looking at hentai cuz' fuck you, dad
>hear footsteps coming down hallway
>ohshitnigga
>put computer in sleep mode in less than 3 secs
>panic and hide under the desk like a dumbass
>dad finds me and the shit I was looking at
>thinks I'm sick for looking at "child cartoon porn" because of the large eyes
>Fission Mailed: still banned from computer and taken to therapy
>MFW

you were taken to therapy? lol

Therapy was his fucked up form of punishment, but once I explained things, I was just deemed "a normal teen with a healthy curiousity." To elaborate, dad thought I was looking at "waifs", as he called them, and claimed that "the FBI could be monitoring my shit, dammit, do you want me to go jail?!"

Shitpost :D

Oh the Irony, I am watching Doug's Patch Adams review right now.
Shitpost.

if you say shitpost one more time, i will kill you...

Shitpost.

ok. you are officially on my hate list.

I am hated by many, one more or less isn't a big deal.

do you even know who i am?

Luca?

consider yourself a little bit hated.

Teamalucard ?

luka = alu = teamalucard = alucardhellsing = girlycard = sebastianmichael

What, could you not make up your mind on what your account was gonna be or something? I mean damn, how many did you need?

well i rage quited on teamalucard,
alucardhellsing got banned,
girlycard is still active
and sebastianmichel is just a backup...
but apparently i can't keep my mouth shut.
Luka and Alu are just short names people call me.
...oh, and redorange (my first acc ever on fj) but i firgot my password and fj didn't send me an e-mail.

I've had 4 accounts too. My last account was guitarassassin and my back up for that one was guitaramp. Both got banned during the mass banning (which is strange considering how guitaramp was never used. Not one comment posted). Now I have this one and a back up. My back up is the same as my last main just with an extra R added.

now let's hope we won't have to make backups for our backups

K

shitpost

I know, I'm sorry

YOU BETTER FUKKEN BE

how's about a story of how I discovered futanari in the worse way possible?

Sure

>be 15
>really like hentai, but no weird shit
>My friend Nick knows I like it and suggests I search for 'futanari'
>"It's super hot, man, check it out"
>go home, search for it on parents' computer
>ohmyfuck.jpg
>first result is a loli in a one piece swimsuit with a raging boner tucked in
>go back to looking at regular hentai and pretend last 5 minutes didn't happen
>2 hours later
>Dad finds search results in history because I didn't clear it
>HFW
>banned from the computer
>fuck you, Nick

alright, one more and then I'm gonna watch Terror Firmer

>still banned from computer
>staying up late on school nights after parents are asleep to get back on it
>master lvl sneaking until one night
>Solid Snake my way into dad's office after parents go to bed
>missioncomplete.png
>start looking at hentai cuz' fuck you, dad
>hear footsteps coming down hallway
>ohshitnigga
>put computer in sleep mode in less than 3 secs
>panic and hide under the desk like a dumbass
>dad finds me and the shit I was looking at
>thinks I'm sick for looking at "child cartoon porn" because of the large eyes
>Fission Mailed: still banned from computer and taken to therapy
>MFW

you were taken to therapy? lol

Therapy was his fucked up form of punishment, but once I explained things, I was just deemed "a normal teen with a healthy curiousity." To elaborate, dad thought I was looking at "waifs", as he called them, and claimed that "the FBI could be monitoring my shit, dammit, do you want me to go jail?!"

Night-shift Security. It's a job requirement.