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Date Signed Up:1/19/2012
Last Login:1/09/2013
Location:Illinois USA
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#40629 - Fellatio to her vagina, yes.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #40633 - RADDDDs (12/02/2012) [-]
hmm... i see...
well, I personally wouldn't do it
my thesis: 1. if my friend would bang every chick I know, I wouldn't like the thought that he was in there first (and even the idea that anyone was there before me, not just my friend)
2. sexually transmitted disease alert (even skin touch can be enough to pass on some fugly and dangerous germs/viruses [not all of them, ofcourse])
3. sexual activity with someone (same person every time) leads to love (this is a scientific thingie) explanation: if you don't love your sex-mate, but you always do it, in the end you'll fall in love (this can be really bad if you decide to abandon your sex-mate [or he/she abandons you])
4. if at a later age you plan on settling down with someone, the thought that he/she might still be in love with that "good-old-sex-mate" can be enervating (might lead to discussions and divorce)
5. we're not animals, even though we "resemble" some of them
6. and i'm not gonna list religious, ethnic, moral, etc reasons

summary: no
cheers!
User avatar #40791 - xspacemanx (12/03/2012) [-]
Wait there are morals against oral sex? lol
User avatar #40674 - mllerayael (12/02/2012) [-]
so you are against blowjobs D: seriously i didnt think there was a guy out there who couldnt like getiing a blowjob life must be very difficult for you and easy for your gf
#40627 - I highly doubt she would be on this board in time to see it. 12/02/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#40626 - Buy/pirate Parallels Desktop 7 for Mac. That's what I did. 12/02/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#40625 - Considering trying to going down on a girl today. Half of me w…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/02/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #40677 - mllerayael (12/02/2012) [-]
how could you regret it? it`s not like you are going to contract leprosy just from eating a girl out its no different than a girl giving a blowjob and if you expect them then you are going to have to reciprocate eventually i wouldn`t even consider going out with a guy for very long if he couldnt satisfy me the way i could satisfy him it just gets boring and if things die in the bedroom your not gettin much further.
Obviously don`t just do it to some randomer though do it with someone you care about and you want to see smile :)
User avatar #40628 - RADDDDs (12/02/2012) [-]
go down = nyaka nyaka? hubba hubba? smexy time?
User avatar #40629 - xspacemanx (12/02/2012) [-]
Fellatio to her vagina, yes.
User avatar #40633 - RADDDDs (12/02/2012) [-]
hmm... i see...
well, I personally wouldn't do it
my thesis: 1. if my friend would bang every chick I know, I wouldn't like the thought that he was in there first (and even the idea that anyone was there before me, not just my friend)
2. sexually transmitted disease alert (even skin touch can be enough to pass on some fugly and dangerous germs/viruses [not all of them, ofcourse])
3. sexual activity with someone (same person every time) leads to love (this is a scientific thingie) explanation: if you don't love your sex-mate, but you always do it, in the end you'll fall in love (this can be really bad if you decide to abandon your sex-mate [or he/she abandons you])
4. if at a later age you plan on settling down with someone, the thought that he/she might still be in love with that "good-old-sex-mate" can be enervating (might lead to discussions and divorce)
5. we're not animals, even though we "resemble" some of them
6. and i'm not gonna list religious, ethnic, moral, etc reasons

summary: no
cheers!
User avatar #40791 - xspacemanx (12/03/2012) [-]
Wait there are morals against oral sex? lol
User avatar #40674 - mllerayael (12/02/2012) [-]
so you are against blowjobs D: seriously i didnt think there was a guy out there who couldnt like getiing a blowjob life must be very difficult for you and easy for your gf
#51 - Picture 12/01/2012 on xspacemanx's profile 0
#40 - such a badass 11/28/2012 on Unimportant sex facts. +1
#32 - Picture 11/27/2012 on The Road +8
#31 - The Road is a ******* amazing book. Read it …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2012 on The Road +1
#38 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
Also a movie, but not as good as the book.
User avatar #34 - ricerca (11/27/2012) [-]
AGREED.
#14 - Trees. 11/27/2012 on Diamond +2
#57 - Tha Maqic Sqool Bus matha ***** 11/24/2012 on Perfect shirt +3
#40 - Damn it Justin, get out of my shot. I'm trying to get a pictur… 11/24/2012 on Celebrity Photobombs +1
#37862 - I have Parallels Desktop installed onto my Mac. I have a … 11/18/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#333 - I don't get it. 11/13/2012 on Cerebral Activity 0
#331 - Congratulations. You made it to the comments! Unless you scrol… 11/13/2012 on Cerebral Activity 0
#50 - Picture 11/13/2012 on xspacemanx's profile 0
#84 - I don't care if it wasn't funny, it tickled my balls and made me fart. 11/07/2012 on Coppertone has made a fool... +1
#9 - à la*  [+] (11 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Swedish home defence +25
#18 - synapse (11/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #16 - rockmanfan (11/04/2012) [-]
Ich glaube, ich bin in den falschen Thread.
User avatar #21 - leoldmanface (11/04/2012) [-]
Du bist nicht
User avatar #13 - jeancaby (11/04/2012) [-]
déjeuner*
User avatar #23 - thijsofbodom (11/04/2012) [-]
een frans draad op content over Zweden?
waarom niet een nederlandse comment?
User avatar #27 - jeancaby (11/04/2012) [-]
Niet.
User avatar #28 - thijsofbodom (11/04/2012) [-]
ok sorry
User avatar #38 - atheistzilla (11/04/2012) [-]
wat nou sorry!
START DE NEDERDRAAD!
User avatar #39 - thijsofbodom (11/04/2012) [-]
doe het godverdomme lekker zelf
ik kijk porno
#10 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
à la is not le
User avatar #14 - jeancaby (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure he knows that.
That picture is just mocking people using "le".
#226 - jystub veuver 10/26/2012 on ( X ) Facebook -3
#19 - So this is the thanks I get for getting work over seas.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on So this is work...? +20
#34 - forasecond (10/26/2012) [-]
#75 - **** , then I'm invincible. 10/26/2012 on Looks like im not dying! 0
#411 - Comment deleted 10/25/2012 on BIEBER cancer TROLLING +1
#9 - >origin  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2012 on oh deadmau5 u so silly +1
User avatar #14 - Faz (10/24/2012) [-]
All you need to do is look at the date, the "x is kill/die, no" has been around since a couple of weeks after heath ledger died. Its just that the majority of FJ jump onto whatever bandwagon and ride it out like its something new.
#10 - thatkiddonovan (10/24/2012) [-]
No it isn't.

The original was about heath ledger, and the guy called him heat legend (thus the "inb4 heat legend" reply.)

>origin.


#24 - crosskill (10/24/2012) [-]
Ahehm.
>(REAL) origin.
#207 - the **** did I just see. 10/24/2012 on bunny suicides 0
#11 - Picture 10/21/2012 on Corporate cribs +4
#19 - *the the the the* 10/21/2012 on impampes +39

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User avatar #48 - xspacemanx (10/08/2012) [-]
Starkid Productions
#45 - anonymous (08/29/2012) [-]
doood, I think someone reposted your content, I didn't see any credit to you...

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4049075/Ungrateful/
User avatar #26 to #33 - xspacemanx (06/01/2012) [-]
lol thanks :D
#20 - chrislafff (03/12/2012) [-]
Who's your favorite pony? Mine's Luna.
User avatar #21 to #26 - xspacemanx (03/12/2012) [-]
Not sure yet. It's not Rainbow Dash though. I haven't watched too many to decide.
#22 to #27 - chrislafff (03/12/2012) [-]
Ok, cool. I'll give you a hint who your favorite is. It's Luna.
User avatar #23 to #28 - xspacemanx (03/12/2012) [-]
Mine's actually Fluttershy.
User avatar #24 to #29 - chrislafff (03/12/2012) [-]
Good one! But I know that you know that it's really Luna. Because Luna is best pony.

Lol jk Fluttershy's cool too.
#5 - grimmwaters (02/04/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#8 to #9 - xspacemanx (02/04/2012) [-]
F'kn love Spongebob. Don't have many reactions of the show in my folder though...
F'kn love Spongebob. Don't have many reactions of the show in my folder though...
#9 to #10 - grimmwaters (02/04/2012) [-]
I've got tons, if you want some.   
Thanks for the add, by the way.
I've got tons, if you want some.
Thanks for the add, by the way.
#10 to #11 - xspacemanx (02/04/2012) [-]
No problem. Always looking for friends. I would love to have anything spongebob related :D
#11 to #13 - grimmwaters (02/04/2012) [-]
Done and done.
Done and done.
#12 to #15 - xspacemanx (02/04/2012) [-]
Do you find most of them or do you make any?
#13 to #16 - grimmwaters (02/04/2012) [-]
I made this one, but most were found while lurking.
I made this one, but most were found while lurking.
User avatar #14 to #17 - xspacemanx (02/04/2012) [-]
What do you use to make the GIFs?
#15 to #18 - grimmwaters (02/04/2012) [-]
Easy Gif Animator, and a program called GIMP.
Easy Gif Animator, and a program called GIMP.
User avatar #16 to #19 - xspacemanx (02/04/2012) [-]
I use PS :P
#17 to #20 - grimmwaters (02/04/2012) [-]
I've tried to get photoshop, but I said 						****					 it and stuck with what I had.   
After Effects is good too, by the way.
I've tried to get photoshop, but I said **** it and stuck with what I had.
After Effects is good too, by the way.
User avatar #18 to #21 - xspacemanx (02/04/2012) [-]
Thanks man. I'ma try it out soon. Peace
#19 to #22 - grimmwaters (02/04/2012) [-]
Aight bro, take care.
Aight bro, take care.
User avatar #2 - delrio (02/04/2012) [-]
All friend requests you say?
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