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#7 - Behold!, the mighty Arachnid Mainly reddit, FJ…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2016 on PC Master Race -1
#30 - rzkruspe (01/13/2016) [-]
#80 - A woman pushed in front of a guy in KFC, when he complained to… 01/03/2016 on swanson strips 0
#65 - I feel like I need to chime in here. I've never liked… 12/29/2015 on Coincidence? I Think Not! +1
#5 - It's amazing how so many people forget that cops are people to… 12/20/2015 on fun cops +5
#18 - midnight viewing, no spoilers for me bitches 12/20/2015 on So this just happened 0
#123 - MASSIVE SPOILER, WTF! 12/10/2015 on YO BLACK JEDI! 0
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#62 - ocnamesaregone (12/07/2015) [-]
English as second language here.
I don't understand what's said in aformentioned picture. sometimes, syntax or grammar looses me :/

Anyone cares to explain?
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#80 - xsoljakidx (01/03/2016) [-]
A woman pushed in front of a guy in KFC, when he complained to her she told him to "do one" (its a dismissing insult in England, similar to "fuck off").
He waited outside for her and tripped her over.

KFC everywhere
#64 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
It lost me too there for a bit.
Bitch cuts in line, victim gets revenge by slam dunking her meal into the floor, keks were had.
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#65 - ocnamesaregone (12/07/2015) [-]
that's what I gathered too. Not that funny, feels like I'm still missing a part of it
#69 - etkelly (12/07/2015) [-]
Really, to get the funny part of it, you would have to understand America a bit more than I assume you do (pure assumption, you may actually be well informed). But I find it funny mainly because of how ratchet/ghetto sounding it is, and if you are not from the U.S., then it'd may seem odd to you that this occurrence would more than likely only happen when ratchet/ghetto people are involved, and that this isn't you average American time. Also the idolization of the bucket in the story makes it a bit more funny.
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#79 - ocnamesaregone (12/08/2015) [-]
I feel it's more about the wording, the "was you" at the end is what looses me.

But anyway, thanks for helping.
#74 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
I mean, the person is clearly English but okay...
#75 - etkelly (12/07/2015) [-]
"English as second language here."
Somehow I doubt that...
To add, my comment didn't have to deal with him being English as much as it dealt with him not being from America.
#76 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
I meant the person in the Facebook picture
#77 - etkelly (12/07/2015) [-]
Ah, following. But yeah, they aren't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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#68 - ubermasterfaggot (12/07/2015) [-]
It's apart of the good ol' American charm.
#66 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
You might be autistic then. Congratz bruh
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#98 - Reincarnation on a cosmic level, that ***** crazy 12/05/2015 on Deep +1
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