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#18 - Well If he kills of Jon snuuhhhhhhh, who the ****…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/13/2014 on khaleesi 0
User avatar #19 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Exactly. If Jon turns out to be an upside down can of pepsi, I'm gonna give up on the series
User avatar #20 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
What are your thoughts on brienne at the end? Im 10000% positive she is leading Jaime into a trap, but I know she wouldn't do that on purpose, so Im confused
User avatar #21 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
I think there might be some romance goin on there, but what about Barristan?
User avatar #22 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
isded?
User avatar #23 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
not isded. isbadass
User avatar #24 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Didnt he die at the end? I finished the book a long time ago, I dont recall what happened
User avatar #25 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Nah, he kicked Hizdar zo Loraq's ass, and then the Yunkish were all like "Brah, fuck yo shit" and flung bodies over the walls.
User avatar #27 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
OH sir barristan! I was thinking of davos aka mr.nofingers, Yeah barristan is a badass, but hot damn he was a sad broken down mess
User avatar #28 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah he was, poor old man
User avatar #29 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Well, good invisible convo, Im off to stroke it to Emilia Clarke
User avatar #30 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
have fun
#16 - Jon Snow doe. Are you a firm believer that he will warg …  [+] (13 new replies) 06/13/2014 on khaleesi 0
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
I think it's a possibilty. I'm pretty sure he's Rhaegar's kid, and I actually don't think he's dead
User avatar #18 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Well If he kills of Jon snuuhhhhhhh, who the fuck will we root for? A bitch with dragons who refuses to fuckin move? A half-man, worlds away? A little girl with kickass abilities and capability to murder people and change faces? A boring cunt with red hair?
User avatar #19 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Exactly. If Jon turns out to be an upside down can of pepsi, I'm gonna give up on the series
User avatar #20 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
What are your thoughts on brienne at the end? Im 10000% positive she is leading Jaime into a trap, but I know she wouldn't do that on purpose, so Im confused
User avatar #21 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
I think there might be some romance goin on there, but what about Barristan?
User avatar #22 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
isded?
User avatar #23 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
not isded. isbadass
User avatar #24 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Didnt he die at the end? I finished the book a long time ago, I dont recall what happened
User avatar #25 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Nah, he kicked Hizdar zo Loraq's ass, and then the Yunkish were all like "Brah, fuck yo shit" and flung bodies over the walls.
User avatar #27 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
OH sir barristan! I was thinking of davos aka mr.nofingers, Yeah barristan is a badass, but hot damn he was a sad broken down mess
User avatar #28 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah he was, poor old man
User avatar #29 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Well, good invisible convo, Im off to stroke it to Emilia Clarke
User avatar #30 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
have fun
#83 - Comfiest hat ever. Also, taking a **** right now  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2014 on The faces of Funnyjunk +3
User avatar #91 - zaywoot (06/13/2014) [-]
Nobody would answer my question before, but now that I've caught your attention


How would you react if a white friend of yours, as a joke, went up to you and said "what's up my cracka"
I can't do that to any friends, cus as a partially polish jew in scandinavia, I'm the blackest person in my vicinity
User avatar #92 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
I care nothing for those words if my white friend says that. He's said worse things. "Undesirable cunt, fucking faggot, shit stain, faggatron". But it's all acceptable because I know he means no harm. To me its all situational. I can't say I would be mad or okay, but its how you use it. Also, cracka wouldn't offend me due to the fact that I'm not one. That's like calling a Canadian a spick. They'd be all "That's kinda offensive, but I'm not even a spick so I can't be hurt by such trivial insults.....eh"
User avatar #93 - zaywoot (06/13/2014) [-]
It wouldn't be meant as an insult, but a parody of black guys calling their white friend "my n-word"
User avatar #96 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Then no, its all for fun
#14 - I finished dance of dragons long ago. I still don't understand…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/13/2014 on khaleesi 0
User avatar #15 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Little birds bro, you never know who it might be.
User avatar #16 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Jon Snow doe. Are you a firm believer that he will warg into his pet dog?
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
I think it's a possibilty. I'm pretty sure he's Rhaegar's kid, and I actually don't think he's dead
User avatar #18 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Well If he kills of Jon snuuhhhhhhh, who the fuck will we root for? A bitch with dragons who refuses to fuckin move? A half-man, worlds away? A little girl with kickass abilities and capability to murder people and change faces? A boring cunt with red hair?
User avatar #19 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Exactly. If Jon turns out to be an upside down can of pepsi, I'm gonna give up on the series
User avatar #20 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
What are your thoughts on brienne at the end? Im 10000% positive she is leading Jaime into a trap, but I know she wouldn't do that on purpose, so Im confused
User avatar #21 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
I think there might be some romance goin on there, but what about Barristan?
User avatar #22 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
isded?
User avatar #23 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
not isded. isbadass
User avatar #24 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Didnt he die at the end? I finished the book a long time ago, I dont recall what happened
User avatar #25 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Nah, he kicked Hizdar zo Loraq's ass, and then the Yunkish were all like "Brah, fuck yo shit" and flung bodies over the walls.
User avatar #27 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
OH sir barristan! I was thinking of davos aka mr.nofingers, Yeah barristan is a badass, but hot damn he was a sad broken down mess
User avatar #28 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah he was, poor old man
User avatar #29 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Well, good invisible convo, Im off to stroke it to Emilia Clarke
User avatar #30 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
have fun
#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2014 on selfies -16
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#47 - StarvedSouthKorean (06/14/2014) [-]
did he die?
#31 - Ya know, I don't really like men, I just like anything sexual.… 06/13/2014 on Accidents 0
#4 - On the verge of finishing House of Hades. I'm a little bothere…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Gee thanks... +1
#9 - irishlawyer (06/13/2014) [-]
If you like his work that much, I suggest NOT reading his Egyptian series
It is really not that good compared to Heroes of Olympus
User avatar #13 - xsnowbanex (06/14/2014) [-]
I didn't plan on it, I've heard about how shitty it is
#12 - Well imagine a warg as powerful and as important as Bran. I be…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/13/2014 on khaleesi 0
User avatar #13 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
You know nothing, show watcher.
User avatar #14 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
I finished dance of dragons long ago. I still don't understand Varys at the end. Who are the children with him? Random assassins?
User avatar #15 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Little birds bro, you never know who it might be.
User avatar #16 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Jon Snow doe. Are you a firm believer that he will warg into his pet dog?
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
I think it's a possibilty. I'm pretty sure he's Rhaegar's kid, and I actually don't think he's dead
User avatar #18 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Well If he kills of Jon snuuhhhhhhh, who the fuck will we root for? A bitch with dragons who refuses to fuckin move? A half-man, worlds away? A little girl with kickass abilities and capability to murder people and change faces? A boring cunt with red hair?
User avatar #19 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Exactly. If Jon turns out to be an upside down can of pepsi, I'm gonna give up on the series
User avatar #20 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
What are your thoughts on brienne at the end? Im 10000% positive she is leading Jaime into a trap, but I know she wouldn't do that on purpose, so Im confused
User avatar #21 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
I think there might be some romance goin on there, but what about Barristan?
User avatar #22 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
isded?
User avatar #23 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
not isded. isbadass
User avatar #24 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Didnt he die at the end? I finished the book a long time ago, I dont recall what happened
User avatar #25 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Nah, he kicked Hizdar zo Loraq's ass, and then the Yunkish were all like "Brah, fuck yo shit" and flung bodies over the walls.
User avatar #27 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
OH sir barristan! I was thinking of davos aka mr.nofingers, Yeah barristan is a badass, but hot damn he was a sad broken down mess
User avatar #28 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah he was, poor old man
User avatar #29 - xsnowbanex (06/13/2014) [-]
Well, good invisible convo, Im off to stroke it to Emilia Clarke
User avatar #30 - guywithguitar (06/13/2014) [-]
have fun
#5 - Holy **** , you're telling me Tarentino could've w… 06/13/2014 on Friday the 13th Comp (Part 2) +2
#9 - Live Soft, best part is when he found out he was Alive at the end 06/13/2014 on Bruce Willis Drawing 0
#32 - great video 06/12/2014 on cute lux. +1
#75 - Has anyone here seen Enemy with Jake Gllynhalleleeleleleleleel… 06/12/2014 on free nightmare! 0
#28 - Goddamn this man is the epitome of perfection in all forms. I …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Justin Timberlake Doing... +7
#104 - fistpump (06/13/2014) [-]
Golfball size cacti are kind of tiny, by comparison to most other cacti.
You should try getting rained on by saguaro cacti. That's a rain of pain right there.
#51 - weeez (06/13/2014) [-]
id go back in time and put golfball sized cactuses in my anus just so i could tell myself not to read this comment
#24 - Maybe he didn't download the right rom 06/12/2014 on alone and horny +2
#14 - All she needed was some..... 06/12/2014 on noooo that's ignorant 0
#27 - Ohhh yeah 06/12/2014 on Modern Family -1
#45 - Dat Zoolander reference doe  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Hyper-realism in Pencil... +1
User avatar #51 - wormman (06/12/2014) [-]
i know right. that movie was pretty epic.
#135 - Sweet Jesus, such a beautiful video 06/12/2014 on Playing charades can be... 0
#153 - what game is that? looks cool as ****  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2014 on not even silk is this smooth 0
User avatar #158 - undyingpanda (06/12/2014) [-]
it be from Skyrim my friend
User avatar #171 - Flare (06/12/2014) [-]
Is it a mod?
User avatar #235 - undyingpanda (06/13/2014) [-]
sorry for late answer but yes i believe it is i think its a mod called dance of death but i could be wrong
User avatar #239 - Flare (06/28/2014) [-]
thanks man!
#29 - We're all going to ignore the fact that this picture is inaccu… 06/12/2014 on I hate it when Jesus steals... +1
#67 - walked in in her care bear scrubs looked me in the eye and…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Must be quiet +4
#74 - darkbambi (06/11/2014) [-]
Shitty but thanks for the clobbering time laugh and fuck her not literally then again care bear scrubs sounds hot wtf am I sayin
#51 - well, this was last night. She's a nurse and she left for work… 06/11/2014 on Must be quiet +6
#40 - I don't want thumbs man, I just want clean shorts. They were m… 06/11/2014 on Must be quiet +10
#22 - Story time Visiting dad in NY, so small ass apartment …  [+] (12 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Must be quiet +105
#64 - StarvedSouthKorean (06/11/2014) [-]
If you have a foreskin, you can contain the semen outbreak in it.
#55 - thempc (06/11/2014) [-]
best laugh i've had all day, thanks m8
#54 - Darkroyal (06/11/2014) [-]
Mention Brooklyn
Swell with pride
#48 - doesthislookunsure (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm curious to know what happened the next day
#51 - xsnowbanex (06/11/2014) [-]
well, this was last night. She's a nurse and she left for work before I woke up, so I don't see her for another...30 minutes. But I imagine it will be something like this
User avatar #41 - theugandanhero (06/11/2014) [-]
Thank Heavens it was just your stepmom
#52 - pointblankhits (06/11/2014) [-]
So? what happend?
User avatar #67 - xsnowbanex (06/11/2014) [-]
walked in in her care bear scrubs
looked me in the eye and said "You are disgusting, you owe me a new couch"
Now i'm out 900 dollars for a replacement
10/10 would do again
#74 - darkbambi (06/11/2014) [-]
Shitty but thanks for the clobbering time laugh and fuck her not literally then again care bear scrubs sounds hot wtf am I sayin
#26 - catburglarpenis (06/10/2014) [-]
I want you to have all the thumbs.
User avatar #40 - xsnowbanex (06/11/2014) [-]
I don't want thumbs man, I just want clean shorts. They were my favorite black addidas and it won't scrub out :/
User avatar #23 - mattyjay (06/10/2014) [-]
ouch
#53 - i misread as sfw 06/10/2014 on Dragonballs +1
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User avatar #7 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
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User avatar #1 - tailsx (05/13/2012) [-]
**tailsx rolls 06** You really don't know how to roll

"*roll (insert number between 1-9 with no parentheses)*"
User avatar #2 to #2 - xsnowbanex (05/13/2012) [-]
**xsnowbanex rolls 33**
User avatar #4 to #3 - tailsx (05/13/2012) [-]
Nice roll
#3 to #3 - xsnowbanex (05/13/2012) [-]
FIRST ROLL EVER IS DUBS?!?!
FIRST ROLL EVER IS DUBS?!?!

User avatar #5 to #3 - xsnowbanex (09/11/2012) [-]
**xsnowbanex rolls 494**
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