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#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Hey, anyone. 0
#6 - mahgaypants Comment deleted by xsnowbanex
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Hey, anyone. 0
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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Hey, anyone. 0
#2 - mahgaypants Comment deleted by xsnowbanex
#3 - xsnowbanex Comment deleted by xsnowbanex
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#21 - Picture 07/20/2014 on My homies +15
#25 - They put it on the floor....they put it on clothes.....they ha… 07/19/2014 on Kill Bill +15
#443 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... 0
#43 - Met a girl with that body once. Too pleb to ask her out though 07/17/2014 on Everyone is all about Nani +1
#28 - I'm black and I was excited to thumb this up for some reason. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Police can have fun too +1
#31 - dmirish (07/17/2014) [-]
LOL Racial comedy is fun. I harbour absolutely no ill feelings toward any race or religion. With the exception of Jews (lying hypocrites) and Muslims (violent misogynists) Yes, I grant that they're not ALL like that, however when the percentage raises above 75% I feel generalizations are acceptable. There's a reason they're called stereotypes.

Other than those two examples, I use racism and prejudice as comedic vehicles, so it's a good thing you've developed a thick skin and aren't offended. And besides, I live in Canada, the most multicultural country on the planet, we're bred to be accepting of everyone.

So, I'll be your friend, cuz as you can see, I'm protected
#19 - Makes sense. My cousin just turned 35 and he is marveling at t… 07/17/2014 on change 0
#289 - Can anyone shop that to make it a "Green knight" ins… 07/16/2014 on How Every Awful Game Thing... 0
#492 - God of War 3 and League of legends....soo...SMITE 07/15/2014 on This will be interesting 0
#12 - I honestly didnt know he was blind until I watched it for the …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on World Cup 2014 0
User avatar #28 - sao (07/14/2014) [-]
Wait......he was blind...........
User avatar #29 - sao (07/14/2014) [-]
Things are making more sense now, like the Braille Bible. I thought that he was carrying it around for posterity because he already had the whole thing memorized.
#2 - Oh green pots, we miss you  [+] (6 new replies) 07/12/2014 on haha! +1
User avatar #5 - letmetouchyourboob (07/12/2014) [-]
so, i joined mid was through season 3, so what did they do?
User avatar #27 - sketchE (07/13/2014) [-]
i want one on my voli. god i love when im transitioning between the lanturn and the bork. so much attack speed
User avatar #105 - renespar (07/15/2014) [-]
wriggles lantern on Voli? when did that become a thing? I just go SotAG, wit's end Merc Treads I used to go tabi/BoM depending on how well I was doing, but now that SotAG lost it's tenacity, that's kind of a bummer Warmogs, Spirit visage and randuins I always cared more about being this tanky wall charging down someone over getting outlandish attack speed
User avatar #106 - sketchE (07/15/2014) [-]
its something i just started doing.
wriggles, merc treads, spirit visage, randuins, sunfire, banshees veil then switch my wriggles over to a bork.
he becomes a turret destroyer and when i have life steal i can take on two people. i almost took down a fed rumble and a braum on my own. i find it funnest to be this terro coming out of the jungle at first then transitioning into the unkillable tank who will kill you by punching you're friends. thats why i like the attack speed. chain lightning hiting rapidly takes down the entire team. and i tend to walk out still
User avatar #107 - renespar (07/15/2014) [-]
I usually go for wits end just because you can also do a shit ton of damage with your ult by robbing their magic resist, and I really do focus on getting them in the area where my bite will leave the fucker at super low health without killing them, so the laner I'm assisting can get the kill, in lane though I build more offense/sticking power, BotRK, Ninja Tabi, Zephyr, Randuins, spirit visage, frozen mallet
#61 - I love her on the show. I hope when she's done with being Arya… 07/12/2014 on Arya's got the moves +1
#20 - Holy ******* **** .......I want all t… 07/12/2014 on Diabetes 0
#19 - do you play online?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on D&D Stories #9 0
User avatar #103 - skorve (07/12/2014) [-]
That campaign was in person, and every campaign since has been on roll20 (though a lot of us have been busy so they've been few and far between).
#21 - I know I can google this, but id rather get an answer from my …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on D&D Stories #1 +2
User avatar #81 - Greevon (07/12/2014) [-]
There is one guy further up in the comments section looking for another player to join his group, so there's a lot of online groups. D&D specifically is an easy game to start with, but there seem to be groups for almost any pen and paper RPG somewhere online. I mean, except the rather obscure games that got discontinued or were just never popular.
#39 - that was ****** hilarious 07/12/2014 on Badass Titan Cosplay 0
#56 - So...I heard you're a female on best site on the internet. I d… 07/10/2014 on But... I... Ok. -2
#362 - Sometimes I like to pick my nose. I'm a crazy bastard 07/10/2014 on Admin the Preacher 0
#20 - I too was extremely surprised by how much I enjoyed that movie 07/10/2014 on wait, what? 0
#278 - Picture 07/09/2014 on Phancraft 0
#3878 - I'm not in uni yet 07/09/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday 0
#276 - Hi phanect....are you a ginger?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Phancraft 0
User avatar #277 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
no, my gf is tho
#278 - xsnowbanex (07/09/2014) [-]
#31 - Gotdamn, sophie turner can get it  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Season 1 vs season 4 0
#34 - nargogh (07/09/2014) [-]
I would gladly meet her with my Lord Littlefinger


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User avatar #1 - tailsx ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
**tailsx rolls 06** You really don't know how to roll

"*roll (insert number between 1-9 with no parentheses)*"
User avatar #2 to #2 - xsnowbanex (05/13/2012) [-]
**xsnowbanex rolls 33**
User avatar #4 to #3 - tailsx ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
Nice roll
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User avatar #5 to #3 - xsnowbanex (09/11/2012) [-]
**xsnowbanex rolls 494**
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