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#86 - Someone...someone correct this so I know what's real and what's not.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2015 on it's not rocket appliances 0
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#136 - broswagonist (09/04/2015) [-]
I whole heartedly agree, but allow me to play devils advocate for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime a dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedestal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog eat dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw in everything but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around goes around, and when supply and demand fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks, it doesn't take rocket science to kill two birds with one stone. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the metal you will pass with flying colours like it's a piece of cake.
#167 - broswagonist (09/05/2015) [-]
garylol why
#98 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Seriously please someone correct it
#913 - STATESBORO WHERE YOU AT BITCHES 09/04/2015 on Met local funnyjunkers +1
#167 - Born in '96, did all this **** 09/04/2015 on You won't experience these... 0
#136 - Christ.... 09/03/2015 on Tfw epic joke +2
#17 - Thats weird. The words should belong on the bottom of the pict… 09/03/2015 on kek +5
#54 - I want this in gif form. I have no webm converter. 08/21/2015 on MRW My fav character dies... 0
#53 - ****** Enemy. Prisoner. Nightcrawler. Southpaw. What the **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2015 on How To Get Bitches +3
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#59 - knifegun (08/14/2015) [-]
Donnie fucking Darko, son. Love that shit.
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#88 - mrtallguy (08/14/2015) [-]
Ahh donnie darko. Swell with The Cure and high waist pants
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#100 - knifegun (08/14/2015) [-]
Pretty much.
#16 - When you nut and she keep sucking 08/05/2015 on "Dont stop, hume" 0
#247 - Wtf man, why do these take so goddamn long to load? I'm workin…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +3
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#265 - vgmddg (08/05/2015) [-]
Admin converted everything to MP4 for compatibility with mobile.
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#258 - ugoboom (08/05/2015) [-]
Something's wrong with this post, fucking admin.
It almost destroys my firefox, and none of the webms load on a timely fashion on chrome.
#248 - winmillion (08/05/2015) [-]
admin broke it again
#162 - Never. ******* NEVER 08/05/2015 on How To Adult +1