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#132 - No, but I mean Grey beards.....long robes...Staff/wand...point…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Grossest Thing I Can Imagine +1
User avatar #133 - donttasemebro (02/07/2014) [-]
i will have you know sir, that i am a wizard... and i don't have a grey beard or pointy hat
User avatar #134 - xsnowbanex (02/07/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, and im a black guy with a small nose and small dick
User avatar #135 - donttasemebro (02/07/2014) [-]
most likely
User avatar #136 - xsnowbanex (02/07/2014) [-]
Well that backfired :/
#137 - donttasemebro (02/07/2014) [-]
#129 - Oh my god, did i write Gandalf? I meant ****** Du…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Grossest Thing I Can Imagine +1
User avatar #131 - donttasemebro (02/07/2014) [-]
What are you racist against wizards?
User avatar #132 - xsnowbanex (02/07/2014) [-]
No, but I mean Grey beards.....long robes...Staff/wand...pointy hat. Like are they not all the same person? I hope you know i'm satirizing racism
User avatar #133 - donttasemebro (02/07/2014) [-]
i will have you know sir, that i am a wizard... and i don't have a grey beard or pointy hat
User avatar #134 - xsnowbanex (02/07/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, and im a black guy with a small nose and small dick
User avatar #135 - donttasemebro (02/07/2014) [-]
most likely
User avatar #136 - xsnowbanex (02/07/2014) [-]
Well that backfired :/
#137 - donttasemebro (02/07/2014) [-]
#109 - And gandalf doesn't seem to mind so much. He's just like "…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Grossest Thing I Can Imagine +2
User avatar #114 - delphine (02/07/2014) [-]
gandalf...?
User avatar #129 - xsnowbanex (02/07/2014) [-]
Oh my god, did i write Gandalf? I meant fuckin Dumbledore. All those damn wizards look the same to me
User avatar #131 - donttasemebro (02/07/2014) [-]
What are you racist against wizards?
User avatar #132 - xsnowbanex (02/07/2014) [-]
No, but I mean Grey beards.....long robes...Staff/wand...pointy hat. Like are they not all the same person? I hope you know i'm satirizing racism
User avatar #133 - donttasemebro (02/07/2014) [-]
i will have you know sir, that i am a wizard... and i don't have a grey beard or pointy hat
User avatar #134 - xsnowbanex (02/07/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, and im a black guy with a small nose and small dick
User avatar #135 - donttasemebro (02/07/2014) [-]
most likely
User avatar #136 - xsnowbanex (02/07/2014) [-]
Well that backfired :/
#137 - donttasemebro (02/07/2014) [-]
#41 - why is their facebook in french, but looking at collegefession…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on Oh god why. 0
User avatar #43 - secretmouse (02/07/2014) [-]
Maybe they're bilingual?

I don't know, bu that's my best guess. Or, they could be trying to learn French/English.
#22 - I love how he can barely keep a straight during any skit. It m… 02/06/2014 on Philip Seymour Hoffman 0
#54 - A girl's first handjob 01/20/2014 on MFW foreplay for the first... +7
#30 - btw TRUDNLE IS OP. idk about higher elos, but around silver 3 …  [+] (32 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Just a game 0
User avatar #32 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
OK...................... Don't see what that has to do with anything, though. I'm only level 10.
#44 - Darkshade (01/19/2014) [-]
I like how the level 10 is the one who started claiming how to play the game...
User avatar #53 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
But yes, you're right, I'm only level 10. I'm a scrub. That doesn't make the point less valid, though.
#195 - kurbeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Whoah there, friend .You are Level 10?
Are you having a good time in League?
I started like 2 month ago, reached Level 30 by now, and I remember the people around that Level to be the biggest assholes of them all.
The community isn't that great...
User avatar #196 - thechosentroll (01/22/2014) [-]
Eh, it's not so bad. You get used to being called a noob every 15 seconds.
#197 - kurbeh (01/22/2014) [-]
That is a good attitude.
If you wanna play sometimes, tell me.
I have a second account Level 13, and I suck pretty hard, ended up in Bronze IV
User avatar #198 - thechosentroll (01/22/2014) [-]
Nah, I'll pass. I mostly just play with friends.
#199 - kurbeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Well same here, but now they all are learning and are busy wuth the stuff I don't really care about, so I am running low on people.
Funnyjunkers are nice in general, so I might find someone here o_o
But fine for me, see ya.
User avatar #51 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
That's sort of because I've ragequit it several times. I never bothered getting to level 30, since it felt like dragging your dick through broken glass after level 20, though. Also, if bronze has taught us anything, that's that level=/=skill.
User avatar #54 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
Having masteries helps.
User avatar #60 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if your average bronze player know what those are.
User avatar #61 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
You literally get a flashing notification at every new level saying you got mastery points.
User avatar #63 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean they actually know what mastery points are. Never doubt human stupidity. I've had numerous occasions where I was playing with a friend and it'd match us with level 20-30 players, since he's level 30 and I'm level 10. You would not believe how often I saw near level 30 players with no masteries.
User avatar #65 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
When i started LoL I remember I found the masteries relatively quick, around lvl 5ish Since i was used to having talent tree's like in WoW. That and i just plain looked over all of the buttons and where they lead.
User avatar #66 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
So did I, but you have to bear in mind that your average LoL player is 12. They're not as observant. Plus, a lot of them don't even speak english.
User avatar #81 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
so far every lol person i've become friends with or vice versa is 15-20ish
User avatar #82 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, because you don't befriend the 12-yearolds who bitch at you for not following the exact same build a guy used at LCS.
User avatar #84 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
I dont even watch the pro's and what they do. I stick to like two or three builds that i like for almost every single champion. which isnt exactly the best but lets just go with im too lazy to figure out the best specific build for every champ. If i'm playing ad, i usually go with bork, PD, BT, hydra, cleaver, boots. changing an item or two if the said champion doesnt need them or needs something else. If i play ap i build mostly mpen and ALWAYS have at least a rabadons and rylai's.
User avatar #86 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm really glad they added the premade build thing. I just have 2 core items for each champ that I make every time and a list of stuff that I choose from, depending on the situation. It's convenient as fuck.
User avatar #88 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
I really wanna buy heca and just build Move speed hec all the time but idk how viable it is anymore. i remember trying it once when he was free and once on one for all, and it didnt go very well.
User avatar #89 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
Oh, I have some friends who are pretty good. One of them's diamond. I once saw him build a full movement speed Hecarim while we were dicking around. He managed to charge from our base to the enemy base in around 15 seconds and still had enough momentum to kill their carry.
User avatar #69 - MindBullets (01/19/2014) [-]
Pretty sure NA server 99% of people speak English. If it's not on NA then you probably have to deal with it, since there is gonna be cultural differences in the regions. Bronze players may be bad, but it's mostly cause they don't use champions to their full potential, don't ward, can't get more than 60 cs at 10 minutes, and blame everybody but themselves if something goes wrong. If you know how to carry then Bronze is ez pz.
User avatar #71 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's sort of why I intend to master every champ that can carry a while team by the time I get to level 30. Currently working on Jax.
User avatar #72 - MindBullets (01/19/2014) [-]
You know what? If you play on NA, you can message me and I'll give you my summoner name. I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #73 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
Sadly, I'm on EU West.
#114 - nandaaz (01/20/2014) [-]
You also noticed that you NEVER see a french/spanish person speaking english?
And that they always have the game's language set to their own language instead of english? (Germans do that too but most of them speak english)
And also that you never see a good french player? (not joking about surrenders, I mean they are just so bad they can go 1-10-0 in 10 minutes....)
User avatar #74 - MindBullets (01/19/2014) [-]
May god have mercy on your server.
#75 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
There is no go. Only pain and feeding Master Yis.
User avatar #77 - MindBullets (01/19/2014) [-]
Just play extremely heavy carry champs.

Jax, Kassadin, Riven, Nasus, Ziggs, Fizz to name a few.
User avatar #78 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, Ziggs is next on the list. Once I get enough IP, at least.
User avatar #76 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
god* God damn it, brain!
User avatar #170 - Twithyiguess (01/20/2014) [-]
If you enjoy AP champs, I'd recommend picking up Orianna. If you can get good at Orianna there isn't a champ that you can't play, though you need to keep in mind that she's mainly a team champ, shielding/speeding up/ ulting on teammates. Though, the great thing about her is she has long range poke and still deals massive damage.

Tldr; Orianna is amazing, play her and you'll go far.
#26 - I think the comic id more of a comment people doing stupid …  [+] (34 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Just a game +5
User avatar #27 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
Fair point.
User avatar #30 - xsnowbanex (01/19/2014) [-]
btw TRUDNLE IS OP. idk about higher elos, but around silver 3 and lower, trundle is fun and easy
User avatar #32 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
OK...................... Don't see what that has to do with anything, though. I'm only level 10.
#44 - Darkshade (01/19/2014) [-]
I like how the level 10 is the one who started claiming how to play the game...
User avatar #53 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
But yes, you're right, I'm only level 10. I'm a scrub. That doesn't make the point less valid, though.
#195 - kurbeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Whoah there, friend .You are Level 10?
Are you having a good time in League?
I started like 2 month ago, reached Level 30 by now, and I remember the people around that Level to be the biggest assholes of them all.
The community isn't that great...
User avatar #196 - thechosentroll (01/22/2014) [-]
Eh, it's not so bad. You get used to being called a noob every 15 seconds.
#197 - kurbeh (01/22/2014) [-]
That is a good attitude.
If you wanna play sometimes, tell me.
I have a second account Level 13, and I suck pretty hard, ended up in Bronze IV
User avatar #198 - thechosentroll (01/22/2014) [-]
Nah, I'll pass. I mostly just play with friends.
#199 - kurbeh (01/22/2014) [-]
Well same here, but now they all are learning and are busy wuth the stuff I don't really care about, so I am running low on people.
Funnyjunkers are nice in general, so I might find someone here o_o
But fine for me, see ya.
User avatar #51 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
That's sort of because I've ragequit it several times. I never bothered getting to level 30, since it felt like dragging your dick through broken glass after level 20, though. Also, if bronze has taught us anything, that's that level=/=skill.
User avatar #54 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
Having masteries helps.
User avatar #60 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if your average bronze player know what those are.
User avatar #61 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
You literally get a flashing notification at every new level saying you got mastery points.
User avatar #63 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean they actually know what mastery points are. Never doubt human stupidity. I've had numerous occasions where I was playing with a friend and it'd match us with level 20-30 players, since he's level 30 and I'm level 10. You would not believe how often I saw near level 30 players with no masteries.
User avatar #65 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
When i started LoL I remember I found the masteries relatively quick, around lvl 5ish Since i was used to having talent tree's like in WoW. That and i just plain looked over all of the buttons and where they lead.
User avatar #66 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
So did I, but you have to bear in mind that your average LoL player is 12. They're not as observant. Plus, a lot of them don't even speak english.
User avatar #81 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
so far every lol person i've become friends with or vice versa is 15-20ish
User avatar #82 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, because you don't befriend the 12-yearolds who bitch at you for not following the exact same build a guy used at LCS.
User avatar #84 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
I dont even watch the pro's and what they do. I stick to like two or three builds that i like for almost every single champion. which isnt exactly the best but lets just go with im too lazy to figure out the best specific build for every champ. If i'm playing ad, i usually go with bork, PD, BT, hydra, cleaver, boots. changing an item or two if the said champion doesnt need them or needs something else. If i play ap i build mostly mpen and ALWAYS have at least a rabadons and rylai's.
User avatar #86 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm really glad they added the premade build thing. I just have 2 core items for each champ that I make every time and a list of stuff that I choose from, depending on the situation. It's convenient as fuck.
User avatar #88 - temporalguardian (01/19/2014) [-]
I really wanna buy heca and just build Move speed hec all the time but idk how viable it is anymore. i remember trying it once when he was free and once on one for all, and it didnt go very well.
User avatar #89 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
Oh, I have some friends who are pretty good. One of them's diamond. I once saw him build a full movement speed Hecarim while we were dicking around. He managed to charge from our base to the enemy base in around 15 seconds and still had enough momentum to kill their carry.
User avatar #69 - MindBullets (01/19/2014) [-]
Pretty sure NA server 99% of people speak English. If it's not on NA then you probably have to deal with it, since there is gonna be cultural differences in the regions. Bronze players may be bad, but it's mostly cause they don't use champions to their full potential, don't ward, can't get more than 60 cs at 10 minutes, and blame everybody but themselves if something goes wrong. If you know how to carry then Bronze is ez pz.
User avatar #71 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's sort of why I intend to master every champ that can carry a while team by the time I get to level 30. Currently working on Jax.
User avatar #72 - MindBullets (01/19/2014) [-]
You know what? If you play on NA, you can message me and I'll give you my summoner name. I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #73 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
Sadly, I'm on EU West.
#114 - nandaaz (01/20/2014) [-]
You also noticed that you NEVER see a french/spanish person speaking english?
And that they always have the game's language set to their own language instead of english? (Germans do that too but most of them speak english)
And also that you never see a good french player? (not joking about surrenders, I mean they are just so bad they can go 1-10-0 in 10 minutes....)
User avatar #74 - MindBullets (01/19/2014) [-]
May god have mercy on your server.
#75 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
There is no go. Only pain and feeding Master Yis.
User avatar #77 - MindBullets (01/19/2014) [-]
Just play extremely heavy carry champs.

Jax, Kassadin, Riven, Nasus, Ziggs, Fizz to name a few.
User avatar #78 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, Ziggs is next on the list. Once I get enough IP, at least.
User avatar #76 - thechosentroll (01/19/2014) [-]
god* God damn it, brain!
User avatar #170 - Twithyiguess (01/20/2014) [-]
If you enjoy AP champs, I'd recommend picking up Orianna. If you can get good at Orianna there isn't a champ that you can't play, though you need to keep in mind that she's mainly a team champ, shielding/speeding up/ ulting on teammates. Though, the great thing about her is she has long range poke and still deals massive damage.

Tldr; Orianna is amazing, play her and you'll go far.
#72 - Im not saying I agree or disagree, but that's such a large sta… 01/11/2014 on At The United Nations +1
#71 - Also remember, the wall is magical as **** . It mo… 01/11/2014 on justtitanthings 0
#203 - What is this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Grand Canyon 0
User avatar #206 - jasonseagull (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's from one of Jay-Z's music videos
#65 - Donald Glover as an actor, has starred in the popular NBC show… 01/04/2014 on Donald Gambino 0
#211 - Me: 17 Mom: 41 Dad: 46 01/04/2014 on dad level 55 +1
#111 - Have fun with your children: China, Asia, Chile, Italy, and Madagascar 01/02/2014 on Worst lady of 2013 +4
#61 - it's no longer available D":  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on Can't blame her 0
User avatar #62 - captainstinkypinky (01/02/2014) [-]
yeah, I think he took it off his website. I don't see why he'd keep it off permanently, so keep checking
#48 - What video is that from?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Can't blame her +1
User avatar #60 - captainstinkypinky (01/01/2014) [-]
the worst guys, with chance the rapper
User avatar #61 - xsnowbanex (01/02/2014) [-]
it's no longer available D":
User avatar #62 - captainstinkypinky (01/02/2014) [-]
yeah, I think he took it off his website. I don't see why he'd keep it off permanently, so keep checking
#130 - What kind of casual watches dubbs?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on This just complicates... 0
User avatar #132 - spanishiqiustion (12/30/2013) [-]
me
#94 - i want that hoodie  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on This just complicates... +1
#91 - the potatoe xD 12/29/2013 on This just complicates... +1
#104 - what show is this? 12/29/2013 on Sad Man 0
#143 - Wish i could play it, my xbox went to **** a few … 12/27/2013 on Wicked Cosplay 1 (Short) 0
#94 - That looks like wax. Doesn't look like a person  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on Wicked Cosplay 1 (Short) +1
#145 - ninjabadger (12/27/2013) [-]
I know, but I can assure you that it was indeed hired cosplayers that were at some event to promote AC III. Wish I had some other pictures, I'm sure you can find it on youtube.

<-- Also real, although it does look very plastic like here.
#92 - What is this from?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Wicked Cosplay 1 (Short) 0
#112 - LOLWUTS (12/27/2013) [-]
Bioshock infinte.
Amazing game
User avatar #143 - xsnowbanex (12/27/2013) [-]
Wish i could play it, my xbox went to shit a few montsh ago. now i can only use it for netflix
User avatar #109 - garykn (12/27/2013) [-]
Bioshock Infinite
#182 - That's fine, I will take my 10 million dollar salary go live i… 12/27/2013 on worth it +4
#87 - This guy is pretty funny. 12/27/2013 on Nigger 0
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User avatar #1 - tailsx ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
**tailsx rolls 06** You really don't know how to roll

"*roll (insert number between 1-9 with no parentheses)*"
User avatar #2 to #2 - xsnowbanex (05/13/2012) [-]
**xsnowbanex rolls 33**
User avatar #4 to #3 - tailsx ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
Nice roll
#3 to #3 - xsnowbanex (05/13/2012) [-]
FIRST ROLL EVER IS DUBS?!?!
FIRST ROLL EVER IS DUBS?!?!

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