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User avatar #5605 - sidedoor (1 hour ago) [-]
Black Mario
User avatar #5629 - xsnowbanex (1 hour ago) [-]
Haha I also date white women xD So yeah, me and mario are pretty much twins
#19 - I think it's weird that you can get a shit-ton of red thumbs, …  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Letit +12
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I guess I'll just have to reap what I've sown :/
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#254 - Thanks Man. And thank you FunnyJunk. This community has set me… 05/21/2013 on Xbox +2
#249 - His will. His fucking will? A manifestation of his WILL. Holy …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Xbox +2
#252 - thebannedzombie (05/21/2013) [-]
It started as a spinoff of the Warhammer Fantasy tabletop game, (which is why there are psykers with "magical" powers, orks, swords and shields.) but it quickly grew larger than it's parent. (picture is an army of Black Templars from 40k) The books, the games, the movie... Everything about the series is epic, violent and bloody. And we love it. I strongly recommend reading through the book "legends of the space marines" included in that novel compilation torrent. As it will give you a taste of many of the chapters. (My favorite army is the Black Templars, so I also strongly recommend those books)
Alternate link:
http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/6250782/black
#254 - xsnowbanex (05/21/2013) [-]
Thanks Man. And thank you FunnyJunk. This community has set me on great multimedia series such as Community, Supernatural, Hentai, League of Legends, and now Warhammer 40k. I love you all! And here I present... my favorite gif
#250 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2013) [-]
Forget your petty hells, and know of the Warp. The home of uncountable daemons, the forces of Chaos, the Dark Gods themselves, and other monstrosities too vile to mention.
#248 - HOLY SHIT. This has got to be on of the most extensive univers… 05/21/2013 on Xbox +1
#192 - where can i begin my journey into this world of warhammer 40,000?  [+] (8 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Xbox +3
#210 - thebannedzombie (05/21/2013) [-]
Also, the into to all 40k novels:

It is the 41st millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die. Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant stars, their
way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor’s will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered superwarriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to
name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants—and worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
User avatar #249 - xsnowbanex (05/21/2013) [-]
His will. His fucking will? A manifestation of his WILL. Holy seven hells this is AWESOME
#252 - thebannedzombie (05/21/2013) [-]
It started as a spinoff of the Warhammer Fantasy tabletop game, (which is why there are psykers with "magical" powers, orks, swords and shields.) but it quickly grew larger than it's parent. (picture is an army of Black Templars from 40k) The books, the games, the movie... Everything about the series is epic, violent and bloody. And we love it. I strongly recommend reading through the book "legends of the space marines" included in that novel compilation torrent. As it will give you a taste of many of the chapters. (My favorite army is the Black Templars, so I also strongly recommend those books)
Alternate link:
http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/6250782/black
#254 - xsnowbanex (05/21/2013) [-]
Thanks Man. And thank you FunnyJunk. This community has set me on great multimedia series such as Community, Supernatural, Hentai, League of Legends, and now Warhammer 40k. I love you all! And here I present... my favorite gif
#250 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2013) [-]
Forget your petty hells, and know of the Warp. The home of uncountable daemons, the forces of Chaos, the Dark Gods themselves, and other monstrosities too vile to mention.
#209 - thebannedzombie (05/21/2013) [-]
This is a torrent for many of the books that Games Workshop has released through black library. Pretty much all of them are awesome.
isohunt.com/torrent_details/281199737/312fe399b4defbc97b5db0afba16b8ffb27471cc?tab=summary
infohash if you don't like isohunt: 312fe399b4defbc97b5db0afba16b8ffb27471cc

A movie featuring a squad of ultramarines
www.letmewatchthis.ch/watch-2705399-Ultramarines-A-Warhammer-40000-Movie

shooter they released awhile back, there is a decently long demo for it. Once again featuring the
store.steampowered.com/app/55150/

If you are into rts, look up Dawn of War. (Dawn of War 2 was better, but I'm the kind of person who will play the first one first anyways)
#193 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2013) [-]
1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000

I have shown you the path. The journey is now yours.
#248 - xsnowbanex (05/21/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT. This has got to be on of the most extensive universes of a fantasy I've ever seen.. thank you....thank you all sooo much! My life will be filled with novels and shit for this....
#168 - WHAT IS ALL THIS HERESY REFERENCING!?!??  [+] (10 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Xbox +3
#181 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2013) [-]
Warhammer 40,000. I'll just re-comment my own comment.

Hoo boy, do you have a lot to learn.
It's essentially the most epic sci-fi/supernatural multimedia story I have ever seen. There's books, games, movies and the original tabletop war game that spawned the whole thing. It sprung up in the 80's, where pretty much anything was AWESOME to the max.
In the words of a fellow devou/tg/uardsman:

"It is the scale and depth. Anything can happen, and it does, all day, every day, at 250% maximum awesome. It is the over-the-top-80's, super-gritty-90's, and depth-demanding-2K's all blended together into one multimedia story. It harkens to the classic tales of the Gothic Age, the epic fables of Northern Europe, the darkness and detached sentimentalism of WW1, the corrupt tales of the urban underworld, the mind-warping fantasies of Lovecraft, and all while maintaining a sense of dark humor and romantic heroism." --Ano
And in the words of TotalBiscuit:
"Basically life sucks, there's only war and you're probably going to get eaten by Tyranids. Have fun."
Pictured is some of the Elysian Drop Troops, which are basically Airborne Rangers and French Paratroopers IN SPAAACE!
User avatar #192 - xsnowbanex (05/21/2013) [-]
where can i begin my journey into this world of warhammer 40,000?
#210 - thebannedzombie (05/21/2013) [-]
Also, the into to all 40k novels:

It is the 41st millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die. Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant stars, their
way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor’s will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered superwarriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to
name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants—and worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
User avatar #249 - xsnowbanex (05/21/2013) [-]
His will. His fucking will? A manifestation of his WILL. Holy seven hells this is AWESOME
#252 - thebannedzombie (05/21/2013) [-]
It started as a spinoff of the Warhammer Fantasy tabletop game, (which is why there are psykers with "magical" powers, orks, swords and shields.) but it quickly grew larger than it's parent. (picture is an army of Black Templars from 40k) The books, the games, the movie... Everything about the series is epic, violent and bloody. And we love it. I strongly recommend reading through the book "legends of the space marines" included in that novel compilation torrent. As it will give you a taste of many of the chapters. (My favorite army is the Black Templars, so I also strongly recommend those books)
Alternate link:
http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/6250782/black
#254 - xsnowbanex (05/21/2013) [-]
Thanks Man. And thank you FunnyJunk. This community has set me on great multimedia series such as Community, Supernatural, Hentai, League of Legends, and now Warhammer 40k. I love you all! And here I present... my favorite gif
#250 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2013) [-]
Forget your petty hells, and know of the Warp. The home of uncountable daemons, the forces of Chaos, the Dark Gods themselves, and other monstrosities too vile to mention.
#209 - thebannedzombie (05/21/2013) [-]
This is a torrent for many of the books that Games Workshop has released through black library. Pretty much all of them are awesome.
isohunt.com/torrent_details/281199737/312fe399b4defbc97b5db0afba16b8ffb27471cc?tab=summary
infohash if you don't like isohunt: 312fe399b4defbc97b5db0afba16b8ffb27471cc

A movie featuring a squad of ultramarines
www.letmewatchthis.ch/watch-2705399-Ultramarines-A-Warhammer-40000-Movie

shooter they released awhile back, there is a decently long demo for it. Once again featuring the
store.steampowered.com/app/55150/

If you are into rts, look up Dawn of War. (Dawn of War 2 was better, but I'm the kind of person who will play the first one first anyways)
#193 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2013) [-]
1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000

I have shown you the path. The journey is now yours.
#248 - xsnowbanex (05/21/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT. This has got to be on of the most extensive universes of a fantasy I've ever seen.. thank you....thank you all sooo much! My life will be filled with novels and shit for this....
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User avatar #1 - tailsx (05/13/2012) [-]
**tailsx rolls 06** You really don't know how to roll

"*roll (insert number between 1-9 with no parentheses)*"
User avatar #2 to #2 - xsnowbanex ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
**xsnowbanex rolls 33**
User avatar #4 to #3 - tailsx (05/13/2012) [-]
Nice roll
#3 to #3 - xsnowbanex ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
FIRST ROLL EVER IS DUBS?!?!
FIRST ROLL EVER IS DUBS?!?!

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