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#5 - It makes so much sense now. 51 minutes ago on When a Starbucks closes for... 0
#167 - She says that one after the sentence: "Those skinny bitch…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on She just needs some high... 0
#170 - quarterchubb (22 hours ago) [-]
Ohhh, honestly forgot about the Barbie doll line...yeah, refer to ptolomeus' reply above.
#9 - I thought the same thing, but these people make it way too eas… 03/25/2015 on Marine takes a stand... +7
#6 - This guy isn't lying, they actually are serious. In a…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Marine takes a stand... +52
#165 - borderlineparanoid (03/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #111 - superanonymouspers (03/26/2015) [-]
i'm so edgy I'd clap as hard as I can while everyone jazz hands.
#38 - ludwigvanon (03/25/2015) [-]
Oh christ that made me laugh, not only from the sheer stupidity but from the mental image of hundreds silently jazz hand-ing in approval.
User avatar #31 - heartlessrobot (03/25/2015) [-]
If that shit triggers your anxiety, you need to be locked in a rubber room.
User avatar #14 - coronus (03/25/2015) [-]
Eh. Hopefully the Universities hold out. Any good professor has the sense to call them out on their crap. Of course petitions and complaints are noisome; but the fradgility and outright obsurdity of their contrived and self-diagnosed "conditions" and anxieties aren't something a reasonable person in any position to make changes is going to consider valid.

I'm sure they'd get counseling appontments in short order, though. So tiny, loud groups of emotionally unstable individuals could benefit from this, just not in the way they think they will. It does seem like some of them verge on borderline personality disorder, compounded with a mild, narcessistic mania tied to their inability to process emotion in a healthy manner. So either they're spoiled brats with a cold family life, came from abuse, or have one of the socially toxic personality disorders.
#132 - anonymous (03/26/2015) [-]
This is for a private event and was done at the request of people who were getting anxiety...
User avatar #209 - daniboyi (03/26/2015) [-]
I repeat an earlier comment:
If that shit triggers your anxiety, you need to be locked in a rubber room.
Seriously. If clapping makes you trigger, then you are not mentally stable and needs to be valued by a REAL professional and locked up if it is deemed needed.
Getting triggered by clapping is anything but normal. What next? They demand people wear blindfolds, so they don't get triggered by them looking at her/him?
#10 - winstonamora (03/25/2015) [-]
That feels bad man... Really, really bad..
#8 - berengar (03/25/2015) [-]
#187 - Those feathers are phallic symbols and that guy must be a rapist. 03/25/2015 on Polygon... +1
#12 - Who's that one on the left. I know the other two are Michael a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Little late +3
User avatar #48 - DJstar (03/26/2015) [-]
i ask this question every fucking time and no one answers this shit! i've seen this picture 5 times! not one answer!
#93 - Gawker is the parent site of Kotaku, but they are different sites. 03/25/2015 on Polygon... 0
#42 - Except that nothing about gamergate is implied. You r… 03/25/2015 on Polygon... -3
#11 - It's become MSNBC/CNN/Fox News with a hint of games. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Polygon... +2
#90 - anonymous (03/25/2015) [-]
gawker is kotaku you retard
#93 - xseargeantxpainx (03/25/2015) [-]
Gawker is the parent site of Kotaku, but they are different sites.
#23 - Are you ******* serious? Banning someone …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/24/2015 on (untitled) +17
#86 - inergio (03/24/2015) [-]
Its probably because he didnt show his. And he is fat enough to have one.
User avatar #87 - demcupcakes (03/24/2015) [-]
Most people fat or not have ass cracks you freak.
User avatar #50 - spookyghostparty (03/24/2015) [-]
WotC was forced to ban him for PR reasons. They were worried that prospective players might see this and think "Gee, MtG looks fun and all, but I don't want to be surrounded by fat slobs all day or be made fun of on the internet... guess I'll go play Hearthstone with all the other casuals.". I don't think they guy deserved such a long ban, but I don't think WotC responded unreasonably to the controversy either.
User avatar #27 - dogwars (03/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, he got something like a 2-3 year ban from entering any sanctioned tournament. It's because he shouldn't make fun of people for their appearance, since apparently they can't help not wearing belts.
User avatar #74 - theshinypen (03/24/2015) [-]
Too bad.

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#8 - xseargeantxpainx ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6 - womensstudysmajor (11/28/2014) [-]
I like books
#7 to #6 - xseargeantxpainx ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
Horton hears a who was the **** in my days.
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User avatar #2 - puut (06/25/2014) [-]
Can you remind me of what the content was that you were replying to me? It was deleted.
#3 to #2 - xseargeantxpainx ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
I forgot. Sorry.
#1 - metropcsten (12/27/2013) [-]
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