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Date Signed Up:1/29/2012
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#85 - ponies get thumbs? since when?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2013 on 9gags summary of funnyjunk +1
User avatar #89 - tuckthisphit (05/27/2013) [-]
on boards.
User avatar #88 - hhanako (05/27/2013) [-]
precisely what i was thinking.
#95 - mfw 05/26/2013 on Compilation -1
#8 - "raper" 05/25/2013 on ....the darnest things 0
#149 - then why are the words mirrored?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on whuat +10
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User avatar #201 - notstill (05/23/2013) [-]
because he has too much time on his hands
#26 - hue 05/16/2013 on Dota 2 in a nutshell +9
#42 - not sure if want  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on nice job danish TV... +3
#43 - imlost (05/14/2013) [-]
you know you want
#37 - AC5  [+] (43 new replies) 05/14/2013 on nice job danish TV... +44
User avatar #105 - masterspectre (05/14/2013) [-]
I thought a Mass Effect game stylized like AC would be cool. Omni-blades, cloaking tech, I mean just look at Kai Leng and the Phantoms.
#52 - kiermatv (05/14/2013) [-]
I was wondering when I was going to use this again
#63 - carlfroch (05/14/2013) [-]
anyone know where I can find a full wallpaper with the lady on the left if this picture? y'know.. for scientific reasons?
#71 - themurp (05/14/2013) [-]
Here's an okay one...
#72 - carlfroch (05/14/2013) [-]
All of my thanks good sir, I can go on with my scientific experiements!
#101 - spanishninja (05/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #58 - sirbustyabals (05/14/2013) [-]
There should be a samurai, or ninja. Based in Feudal Japan.
#118 - cristianalo (05/14/2013) [-]
Ok, cmon. EVERY fanboy has asked for a Feudal Japan Assassin's Creed game and Ubisoft has stated multiple times that it's not going to happen! Enough with that
User avatar #121 - sirbustyabals (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm not a fan. I don't follow the story. I just wondered why they never made a Japanese Assassin.
User avatar #61 - tkfourtwoone (05/14/2013) [-]
No, there shouldn't be. Because it wouldn't make any fucking sense.
User avatar #62 - sirbustyabals (05/14/2013) [-]
Well I never really played the games, but it would be cool to see him as a ninja version and a samurai version.
User avatar #65 - tkfourtwoone (05/14/2013) [-]
No. Just... no.

Japan's already got its assassins. They're called FUCKING NINJAS.

All this desire to see AC in Japan is just 12 year-old fanboyism for cool stuff, like ninjas, samurais, katanas, shurikens and whatever.

In Feudal times, Japan was mostly cut off from the rest of the world (well, except for resisting a fucking Mongol Invasion). There would be no connection whatsoever between the plot of the game (remember, Assassins vs Templars, phylosophical stuff like "free will") and the setting.

As a sidenote, ever since I played AC2 I prayed that one of the next games will be placed in America's Independence War. And whoop-de-fucking-doo, guess when AC3's setting is placed?
That's because it makes perfect sense for a conspiracy story: a young country's need for independence, the whole backstory of the Freemasons and the Founding Fathers (which were allegedly Templars)... it just provided a background for a shit-ton of historical figures to be messed with.

What would you have in Japan? Daimyos fighting for territory. Wow, really fucking interesting. Not to mention that "Feudal" Japan means quite a large timespan, whereas shinobi (ninjas) started being known (as a group) around 15th century, in the Sengoku period.
Not to mention that nobody in Japan had the technology necessary to create one of the trademark items of the AC franchise: THE FUCKING HIDDEN BLADE.

Now a Chinese Assassin (as shown on AC: Embers) makes a whole lot more sense.
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User avatar #75 - tkfourtwoone (05/14/2013) [-]
Does Shao Jun sound Japanese to you, mofo?

Get your info straight.
User avatar #76 - sagedivinity (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah I just google it she is Chinese,

My bad,

Anyway she is a ninja and Jun can be a Japanese name Shao on the other hand no
User avatar #77 - tkfourtwoone (05/14/2013) [-]
...she is Chinese. She CAN'T be a ninja/shinobi, because they only existed in Japan.

And no, Jun can hardly be a Japanese name. It really isn't that hard to make a difference between a Chinese and a Japanese name. Heck, it's not hard to distinguish between Japanese and Korean names.
User avatar #81 - sagedivinity (05/14/2013) [-]
Forgot the link
http://www.kungfumagazine.com/ezine/article.php?article=1004
User avatar #79 - sagedivinity (05/14/2013) [-]
I understand her nationality I'm speaking out of fact ninja have some Chinese origins he have utilized the skills of ninja e same way samurai utilized. Not all ninja had the same goals, some worked for money as hired assassins, spies, and infiltrators,
User avatar #67 - sirbustyabals (05/14/2013) [-]
I mostly just want to see what one would look like as a ninja or a samurai, I don't really care for the games.
User avatar #69 - tkfourtwoone (05/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 - ddemiddon (05/14/2013) [-]
Why don't they make like a ninja game with the same engine only tweaked a little. Completely separate game, but with pretty similar mechanics
User avatar #86 - tkfourtwoone (05/14/2013) [-]
Because it would suck?...

The only thing worthy of the idea is the potential to climb architecturally accurate buildings (because, let's face it, AC3 aside Ubi really has made great work out of historical cities).
The combat would just be.... no, let's not go there.
User avatar #88 - ddemiddon (05/14/2013) [-]
Just shooting from the hip. I mean They got really good stealth in AC, there's not really really a good ninja stealth game out. And like I said, tweak the game, ninjas never really were in open combat like you see in AC. I don't really see how bad it could be aside from combat
User avatar #89 - tkfourtwoone (05/14/2013) [-]
"They got really good stealth in AC"

No. Just no.
If you want a rather decent 3rd person stealth game, go play Splinter Cell (the first ones). Now THOSE are stealth.

And if you REALLY want a good ninja game, I dunno, ever heard of Mark of a Ninja?
User avatar #90 - ddemiddon (05/14/2013) [-]
It makes me sad that I've never heard of that. And I realize that Splinter Cell is awesome, one of my favorite games, but it's not as stealth based as it used to be, I'm trying to look forward.

Fuck, I don't know what I'm saying anymore.
User avatar #93 - tkfourtwoone (05/14/2013) [-]
Look, trust me, I like AC games (AC3 left aside), but that series has nothing in common with the concept of "stealth", it's just partially advertised as such.

The only "stealthy" part I can think of is walking on catwalks and beams above enemies and some levels where you can see a simple pattern of patrols and walls that you can hide behind.
But for the love that all is good and great, AC games don't even have a corner-cover mechanic. From what I heard, Deus Ex does a much better job at that.

Oh, not to mention Batman: Arkham series. Now THOSE are stealth with A REALLY GOOD combat mechanism.
User avatar #94 - ddemiddon (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I get it. I was stuck in between the 12 year old mindset of what was cool, and the 20 year old mindset of what would be cool now. I like ninjas, they're just represented in the wrong way. And I love AC, and I got caught on what I like the most, and that was free running.
User avatar #96 - tkfourtwoone (05/14/2013) [-]
Now, yes, the free running part (the main theme of AC, honestly) is mostly done OK. Even though I hated the shit out of Rome, from my point of view it's a level design nightmare, I could barely make out a free running fluid path that was longer than 50 paces.

However, Firenze.... ah, Firenze... and climbing the Hagia Sophia in Constantinopole... priceless!
User avatar #98 - ddemiddon (05/14/2013) [-]
they really could've done better in AC3. Ir just feels so choppy and awkward
#70 - sirbustyabals (05/14/2013) [-]
#57 - creepyunclebob (05/14/2013) [-]
We should get a lady assassin for one of these games. Not one sexualized like this picture, obviously, but an actual humanoid person who is female. I just think that would be neat.
User avatar #59 - dedaluminus (05/14/2013) [-]
It had best be set in the 1970's or later. Being a woman in any of the time periods in previous assassins creed games sucked.
#60 - creepyunclebob (05/14/2013) [-]
Unless you were one of the female assassins that already existed in all of those games. In real life, it would suck to be in those eras, but if a Native American can walk the streets of colonial America and basically win the Revolutionary war by virtue of looking badass, I think a woman can make it too.
#49 - dharkmoswen (05/14/2013) [-]
I see your tek suit assassin and raise you one powered armor assassin.
#48 - secretdestroyers (05/14/2013) [-]
I'd much rather have this...
#66 - triggerhappywolf (05/14/2013) [-]
or this...
User avatar #106 - secretdestroyers (05/14/2013) [-]
Power vs Peace. Which would you rather have?
User avatar #44 - ADeadlYLepricoN (05/14/2013) [-]
I am 120% okay with this
#41 - imlost (05/14/2013) [-]
AC re imagined by Disney
User avatar #55 - Vpirate (05/14/2013) [-]
Tim Burton
Not Disney
User avatar #42 - xrainbowdashx (05/14/2013) [-]
not sure if want
#43 - imlost (05/14/2013) [-]
you know you want
#11 - Picture 05/13/2013 on That Works Too... +1
#322 - for you my whiter sir 05/11/2013 on someone asks what i did... +3
#35 - Picture 05/08/2013 on I heard girls like blue eyes.. +15
#177 - you forgot freddie :( 05/07/2013 on mlp +1
#19 - thank you kind sir 05/06/2013 on Hardcore Pawn 0
#16 - for the love of all things amazing please link i must see  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Hardcore Pawn +3
User avatar #35 - manicekman (05/06/2013) [-]
Make DeviantArt acc and search for Shiniez
#18 - ganondork (05/06/2013) [-]
Just google Sunstone by Shiniez, my good man.
User avatar #19 - xrainbowdashx (05/06/2013) [-]
thank you kind sir
#51 - master of the sauce all hail 05/06/2013 on Water War +2
#36 - **xrainbowdashx rolled a random image posted in comment #526…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on MMORPG Weapon Evolution 0
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Ill take that as my weapon
#660 - why was nightmare from soul calibur on the pony thread? 05/06/2013 on Weapons in MMOs 0
#116 - im lucky enough to have found multiple shinies in one game. (g… 05/05/2013 on thats why... 0
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#32 - Picture 05/03/2013 on My girlfriend giving her... +4
#37 - I dont know what you bitches are complaining about. As a mcdon… 05/03/2013 on I don't always.. 0
#106 - ^this 04/26/2013 on Run, run faster than a gun... 0
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#35 - loved the dexter reference because, **** yes dext… 04/17/2013 on The more you know 0
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User avatar #50 - puffbrownies ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
will do dota 2, Steam; Big Fluffy Pillow if you like
#49 - plataeiou (07/17/2014) [-]
DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
User avatar #42 - plataeiou (05/31/2014) [-]
-boop-
#43 to #42 - xrainbowdashx (05/31/2014) [-]
why hello there
why hello there
#45 to #44 - xrainbowdashx (06/02/2014) [-]
to what do i owe this pleasure?
to what do i owe this pleasure?
User avatar #46 to #45 - plataeiou (06/02/2014) [-]
Wanted to say hi :p
User avatar #31 - racetothebottom (11/21/2013) [-]
ur gey
User avatar #34 to #33 - racetothebottom (11/21/2013) [-]
ur not gey
User avatar #35 to #34 - xrainbowdashx (11/21/2013) [-]
well fine then
User avatar #36 to #35 - racetothebottom (11/21/2013) [-]
but ur not straight either
User avatar #37 to #36 - xrainbowdashx (11/21/2013) [-]
a wizard then?
#38 to #37 - racetothebottom (11/21/2013) [-]
something more like this
User avatar #40 to #39 - racetothebottom (11/21/2013) [-]
with darker skin tone, of course
#41 to #40 - xrainbowdashx (11/21/2013) [-]
he knows...
he knows...
#28 - professormeatwad (11/18/2013) [-]
7.4 MB   
   
May take a while
7.4 MB

May take a while
User avatar #30 to #28 - xrainbowdashx (11/18/2013) [-]
that is exactly what i was looking for,thank you kind sir/madam
User avatar #26 - pedocade (06/01/2013) [-]
hey what did u reply to me on the timestamp pic
User avatar #27 to #26 - xrainbowdashx (06/02/2013) [-]
i cant remember anymore...sorry 3
#24 - tredbear (02/20/2013) [-]
I ended up playing some video games with some ponies
#25 to #24 - xrainbowdashx (02/20/2013) [-]
the fandom... it grows
User avatar #16 - spyderbro (04/03/2012) [-]
thanks for making my day man! :D
#17 to #16 - xrainbowdashx (04/04/2012) [-]
any time :)
any time :)
User avatar #18 to #17 - spyderbro (04/04/2012) [-]
haha thnks again man :P
#10 - shiversmcduck (03/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day, if you weren't already
#15 to #10 - xrainbowdashx (03/25/2012) [-]
you and the others posting on here have made my day!   
thank you greatly
you and the others posting on here have made my day!
thank you greatly
#9 - Alinahlis (03/24/2012) [-]
Have a nice day buddy

#14 to #9 - xrainbowdashx (03/25/2012) [-]
thanks mate :) i appreciate that

and nice pic too
#8 - sourgeckos (03/24/2012) [-]
HAVE A NICE DAY SEXY!
#13 to #8 - xrainbowdashx (03/25/2012) [-]
thanks for the hug

and you too
User avatar #1 - omahgawd (02/25/2012) [-]
Thomas?
User avatar #2 to #1 - xrainbowdashx (02/25/2012) [-]
sorry mate you must be mistaking me for someone else, my name is not Thomas
#3 to #2 - omahgawd (02/25/2012) [-]
Alright, seemed like it.
Have a nice day.
#4 to #3 - xrainbowdashx (02/25/2012) [-]
thanks. you too
thanks. you too
#5 to #4 - omahgawd (02/25/2012) [-]
I appreciated that :D
I appreciated that :D
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