Live in England, swell with knowing those feels.

I want to use public transport but all the buses smell of piss, Old Spice and Cider.

Cider is cheaper than water.

Everyone laughs at you for buying Head and Shoulders for a quid in Poundland when they go and buy it for £3.50 in Marks and Spencers.

America loves a bargain so much they have shows showing how to do it like Extreme Couponers. The best deal in England right now is spend £40 a week in Morrisons for four weeks and get £15 of your next shop.

There are more police patrolling train stations than there are the streets.

The shops want you to support your local farms by buying fruit they scammed off the farmers that are so unripe and small you can't eat them for a week.

Fucking brilliant

Thousands of species of death monster.

but thats nothing to do with the peo... fair enough

look at this glorious bastard

My Great grandfather, my grandfather, and my Aunt have all owned a bowling alley. I still god damn work at a 24 lane bowling alley. Don't really feel like going bowling.