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#534 - Considering that about half of the population of the U.S. cons…  [+] (10 replies) 07/30/2013 on Good Guy Pope 0
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#551 - tylosaurus (07/30/2013) [-]
Preventing gays from being happy when it's none of your damn business is not using it correctly you dense idiot.
Westboro baptist church, so much using it correctly.
There's a whole deal of fucking people that use it "incorrectly", while the rest are pretty damn neutral about things.
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#575 - ninjaspartan (08/01/2013) [-]
Are you speaking for every one of them? I hope not. You can't be that narrow minded, no one can. Just like plenty of Christians dislike Westburo, plenty more of them use it in the positive light religion is meant to be used in, and keep it a belief meant for the individual as many are supposed to. And don't act like you know the "correct" way to express such a belief when you disagreed with it's practicality in the first place. That's ignorance.
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#576 - tylosaurus (08/01/2013) [-]
I hope you're not narrow-minded and ignorant yourself, because then you'd realize I never said that there aren't a lot of people that use it "correctly". I'm saying there are a lot that use it incorrectly.
There's a reason gay marriage is illegal in USA.
There's a reason jihad here and there and every fucking where.
There's a reason women are opressed and stoned in the souther lands.
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#577 - ninjaspartan (08/01/2013) [-]
I can scroll up not two inches up the page where you said there aren't a lot of people who use it correctly.

>"But who fucking uses it "correctly?" Not many"

^^^ That was you.

And yes, there are plenty that use it incorrectly. Religion is but one of the many things that humans use like a tool to further his agenda, its part of mankind's darker nature. Religion isn't at fault, mankind is. Furthermore, I feel the need to correct you--gay marriage isn't illegal everywhere in the USA, Jihad aren't everyfuckingwhere, and oppressed women like that live in third world countries where sexism is the least of their problems. There's not a legitimate enough reason nor is that enough of one for such minute examples of tyranny and terrorism to declare that anyone or anything other than the evil within the human heart is to blame.
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#578 - tylosaurus (08/01/2013) [-]
You stupid shit, that's the generalization of RELIGION not CHRISTIANITY. Excluding those hindu and what not of course, but we're talking about religion where people believe in god.
Muslims, christians, catholics and so on.
Catholics opress gays.
America, which is a probably the biggest place with most christians also opress gays in a lot if not most of the states.
Muslims opress gays and women. Heck, there's a load of other bullshit that they do that is bad.

I didn't say it was illegal everywhere. What, wanted me to say "There's a reason gay marriage is illegal in this state, this state, that state, this state and that state"? Fuck no.

You don't think so? There are muslims yelling jihad constantly in many countries, including their own. What, you don't think the twin towers went down because of jihad? Government conspiracy maybe?

No, it's not "least of their problems". You're ignorant and naive apparently. While they have many other problems, that is certainly not least.
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#579 - ninjaspartan (08/01/2013) [-]
News flash: Christianity is religion. Herp derp. People use christianity just as much as any other religion for tyrannical reasons and personal agendas, aka. oppressing homosexuals, blowing shit up, etc. (I know I'm repeating myself, but it didn't seem to get through to you the first time.

English isn't your first language? I'll give you a second shot at shooting me a short phrase that explained what you meant without sounding ignorant.

Yeah, I'm sorry, do you relate every explosion with a muslim? Perhaps you correlate that the number of explosions in the middle east must be at an all time high just because it's full of middle easterns, there's just got to be tons of them over there, you know, since that's where their kind live. And people wonder why there's conflict over religion.

Right, so you think that in the middle of a tiny, drought ridden, starving country filled with deadly disease and either a corrupt law system or complete anarchy, that when a woman is stoned or mistreated it's because of sexism? A civil rights issue in the middle of a country that barely has any law to begin with let alone the proper living conditions to be concerned with civil rights? Yeah. Sounds real important. We should root that evil out and that'll solve most of their issues in one swoop. (Hint, hint: sounds like something a feminazi would say).

Now calm your tits, Tony Soprano. Try a little more class in your insults this time around.
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#580 - tylosaurus (08/01/2013) [-]
You're fucking retarded and you're missing the point completely.

Braincells aren't what your brain consists of? Apparently not.

I never said I'd relate every explosion with a fucking muslim, you stupid shit stain. This. This proves you're just looking for an argument because you enjoy acting stupid to see people's response. Fuck, you're being racist here. I mean, assuming someone thinks that just because they mentions terrorism, the twin towers. You automatically assume they are racists who think only muslims terrorize shit. Ignorant cunt.

Yeah, because every fucking where down there is filled with diseases and poverty. EVERYWHERE. No it's not you idiot, and even if it is. That is a pretty big problem.
>living conditions
>says it's nothing that you get stoned to death
>living conditions
top lel you retard.
You're derailing this to something else you idiot. We're talking about the bad parts of religion - for example being stoned.
Not some political bullshit about whether it's corrupt or not down in the souther lands.

You racist whore.
#581 - ninjaspartan (08/01/2013) [-]
I have come to realize you have no idea how to carry an argument. Behind all the 'nu-uh'!'s and 'that's not what I said!'s that you constantly couple with your degenerate vocabulary, I'm getting tired of trying with you. There really is no communicating with imbeciles.

I'll conclude by replying to your points one final time, and then being done with it.

But if you can't come to terms with the fact that you've been implying just short of verbally stating every argument I've given you, then you are quite possibly the sole reason idiots protest against people's civil rights in the first place. Yes, you did and have been implying that an entire culture is related to terrorist action, as most of the middle east is quite religious in one way or another, plenty to an extreme. Your strong distaste for islam along with Christianity is what told me. So you're being extremely racist and also trying to project your fallacy onto me, which is pathetic.

Wow, and I thought my words wouldn't fly any higher above your head.


>a woman getting stoned = sexism
>because in a third world country full of problems much bigger than sexism it couldn't possible be anything else
>religion is the cause for it

Cool story, bro.

I'm not missing the point because you're not making one. Blah blah blah, Christianity and islam is bad and starts wars and no one uses it correctly. That's all you basically said. Oh, and you stated that religion inspired sexism in third world countries when women get stoned. You probably can't tell, but I'm slow clapping right now.

Right, I'm done. Go bash religion and whatnot by sourcing it as the root of all evil somewhere else now so other people can laugh at you. I'm less than amused now.
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#582 - tylosaurus (08/01/2013) [-]
Shit, one of those types.
Yeah, dude.

You totally win. You got this. It's not like even if I put more arguments in there you'll jsut ignore it like a stupid shit and convince yourself you're right.

By reading through your other comments in this thread, it's clear to me that you're retarded.
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#560 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
Ha ha ha, huh?
#636 - I don't think my tax dollars and insurance payments should go …  [+] (1 reply) 07/27/2013 on The great enemy is born. -1
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#913 - vanoreo (07/27/2013) [-]
That's why I said I was iffy on government but fine with insurance

They're paying for insurance too
#161 - Reminds me of when I was watching Pineapple Express on TV. '**…  [+] (1 reply) 06/19/2013 on Watching stand up on (cont.... +1
#182 - harryblazer (06/19/2013) [-]
my personal favorite. I think its better than the cursewords

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#56 - I bought a 3TB hard drive. It now only has 20GB free. At this …  [+] (3 replies) 06/07/2013 on 4AM +4
#64 - smokekusheveryday (06/07/2013) [-]
Then i give you props for not letting that hard drive space go to waste
#139 - mrturferpop (06/07/2013) [-]
That gif...
#81 - xpeh (06/07/2013) [-]
I also have another TB of anime waiting on an external drive, so I'm planning to get another 3TB.