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Date Signed Up:2/14/2011
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#2594027 - then thread would collapse in on itself 06/15/2013 on Friendly 0
#102 - ihavenoregrets  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2013 on The Future... +9
#121 - mutzaki (06/15/2013) [-]
That shit's old as nerts.
#107 - albertjester (06/15/2013) [-]
well i hope your happy. the american users are all under their desks crying in confusion and rage now.
#301 - pwnmissile (06/15/2013) [-]
#2593949 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Ioc_0x6Lk 06/15/2013 on Friendly 0
#99 - ...so soon soda will come in bags? just like milk?  [+] (8 new replies) 06/15/2013 on The Future... +17
#306 - N. Korean citizen (06/15/2013) [-]
That's a bad idea. While it works for milk, soda eat away at the bag.
#143 - N. Korean citizen (06/15/2013) [-]
BAGGED SODA

SODABAG
User avatar #125 - Heaney (06/15/2013) [-]
Well most fast food restaurants (Mc D, KFC, Burger King etc) have their drinks in bags, so they can fit into the machine and be replaced easily.
#100 - albertjester (06/15/2013) [-]
don't.
#102 - xoyv (06/15/2013) [-]
ihavenoregrets
#121 - mutzaki (06/15/2013) [-]
That shit's old as nerts.
#107 - albertjester (06/15/2013) [-]
well i hope your happy. the american users are all under their desks crying in confusion and rage now.
#301 - pwnmissile (06/15/2013) [-]
#2593934 - ...hopefully this will fill the gap left by dark millenium 06/15/2013 on Friendly 0
#2593909 - ...i was looking at the dota 2 wiki, when i spotted this pictu… 06/15/2013 on Friendly 0
#2593877 - Picture 06/15/2013 on Friendly +1
#2593853 - BOTTOM IS MISSING ACCORDING TO AXE  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2593855 - sunnyday (06/15/2013) [-]
Wat
#2593847 - ...you're not kami  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2593892 - theorangefox (06/15/2013) [-]
I know, but I love this face!
#2593804 - well that was a fun game of dota i totally rocked axe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Friendly +2
#2593813 - europe (06/15/2013) [-]
So much fun
#2593642 - cuz ironic 06/15/2013 on Friendly +1
#2593635 - ...what about steak and eggs?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2593650 - joyfullreaper (06/15/2013) [-]
I find it more "human" somehow. Simple, Delicious, effectively impossible to just find in the wild.

You can get steak and eggs from a forest fire. You have to harvest a lot of wheat, grind it, refine it, cook it with water and levan it with Yeast. Cheese you have to take from an animal's milk, refine it, and let it sit under very special conditions.
#2593628 - thread blink dagger AM yes or no?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2593630 - europe (06/15/2013) [-]
Don't forget the force staff
User avatar #2593642 - xoyv (06/15/2013) [-]
cuz ironic
#87 - i have a gap between my mustach and my jawline hair 06/15/2013 on How to be a man -1
#39 - we have a muscle wizard and now a muscle priest  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Ron 0
#40 - krevlick (06/15/2013) [-]
Dont forget Armstrong the muscle Alchemist XD
#2593540 - unless...  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2593627 - leonhardt (06/15/2013) [-]
Oh my sweet lord.
User avatar #2593542 - sunnyday (06/15/2013) [-]
OH FUCK MY SIDES
#2593505 - youtube comment: but in dragonball, I think bulma cuts go…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Friendly +3
User avatar #2593528 - joyfullreaper (06/15/2013) [-]
It's a special ki technique that can only be mastered by the manliest of warriors
User avatar #2593527 - leonhardt (06/15/2013) [-]
Yes.

Nappa was born bald.

Nappa could have never been a Super saiyan.

Unless his head would have become shinier.
User avatar #2593541 - sunnyday (06/15/2013) [-]
>Blond mustache
#2593540 - xoyv (06/15/2013) [-]
unless...
User avatar #2593627 - leonhardt (06/15/2013) [-]
Oh my sweet lord.
User avatar #2593542 - sunnyday (06/15/2013) [-]
OH FUCK MY SIDES
#2590056 - neither 06/15/2013 on Friendly +1
#2589483 - maybe getter robo armageddon 06/15/2013 on Friendly +1
#2589479 - some gundam  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2589483 - xoyv (06/15/2013) [-]
maybe getter robo armageddon
#2589158 - good balls or bad balls?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2589161 - rbpwn (06/15/2013) [-]
Bad balls
#2589152 - and the fucker is breaking the 4th wall EVERYWHERE 06/15/2013 on Friendly 0
#2589140 - watching batman: brave and the bold suddenl…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2589152 - xoyv (06/15/2013) [-]
and the fucker is breaking the 4th wall EVERYWHERE
User avatar #2589143 - rbpwn (06/15/2013) [-]
That series is balls
User avatar #2589158 - xoyv (06/15/2013) [-]
good balls or bad balls?
User avatar #2589161 - rbpwn (06/15/2013) [-]
Bad balls
#2588984 - kata wo otoshita tetsu no senaka ga tsuzuku dokomademo h… 06/15/2013 on Friendly 0
#2588913 - darksouls.wikidot.com/stats boop 06/15/2013 on Friendly +1
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#1585 - AreyouSerious (06/12/2013) [-]
I got you a tank!
#1583 - xoyv ONLINE (06/04/2013) [-]
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#1582 - tomanyusernames (05/22/2013) [-]
helllo
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User avatar #1565 - xoyv ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/classes/soulknife.htm
User avatar #1563 - twi ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #1544 - thegentleluger ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
I've been a cunt to you.
That's the only way I can describe it. A cunt.
I am really sorry for treating you like shit. I was taking the RPs way too seriously.
Sorry.
User avatar #1545 to #1544 - xoyv ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
...well all have these moments of cunt'ness

i really should not have provoked you

and i am sorry myself


maybe we could restart those RPs? maybe with a non overpowered character?
User avatar #1546 to #1545 - thegentleluger ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Sure.
Actually. I have a few OCs that I've launched that I'd gladly like to hand over to you.
User avatar #1547 to #1546 - xoyv ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
actually, i had a few ideas myself

and i finally found the words for what i was thinking about that "hero mode" character


care to listen?
User avatar #1548 to #1547 - thegentleluger ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Sure
User avatar #1549 to #1548 - xoyv ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
well, that whole character idea i had
i understand it now

to some people, it seems more like a "durr hurr dungeon bypass" kind of thing

but, a minute or so a day, isn't much to do something. you get one chance, and it's gone

you have to choose your battles

it might be powerful, but it could also be... http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooAwesomeToUse
User avatar #1550 to #1549 - thegentleluger ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Right.
User avatar #1551 to #1550 - xoyv ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
second, you remember that stupid spiral knights character?

well, i had some thought about that

have you ever hear of the "phantasy star" series?
User avatar #1552 to #1551 - thegentleluger ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Nope
#1555 to #1552 - xoyv ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
while this, is a full cast

they generally lack human features like a face, and human like limbs, for better armored body
#1553 to #1552 - xoyv ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
well, there's a "race" in it called the cast

what they are is a race of androids, who have gained sentience

now, while the games give a bit of backstory, they leave out a LOT of things


my idea, was to fuse the idea i had, an android with a human like structure, blood, muscle, and tissue. with the base idea of a cast, which would come in 2 flavors

half cast, and full cast

< this is a half cast. an android with more human like physique
User avatar #1554 to #1553 - thegentleluger ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
How about they are ponies instead of humans?
User avatar #1556 to #1554 - xoyv ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
umm, luger?

i thought we were considering a character for ME to RP as

i'd generally prefer a more...human character.
User avatar #1557 to #1556 - thegentleluger ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Okie dokie, just a suggestion.
User avatar #1558 to #1557 - xoyv ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
it's alright, it's jsut, i'd rather be myself, not a pony


anyway, last idea.

what would you consider, of the posibiliy that at least some humans have a small amount of magical potential?

like, i'm not talking about casting spells and shit right off the bat


i'm thinking more of...


well, comparing the magic potential of a "adept" human, next to that of say...an earth pony, would be like comparing the flame of a match to that of a tea candle
User avatar #1559 to #1558 - thegentleluger ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Do you mean potions?
User avatar #1561 to #1559 - xoyv ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
...did i loose you on the whole "magic" thing?
User avatar #1560 to #1559 - xoyv ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
...not really


i'm more of talking about...ACTUALLY magic

but seeing as how our world revolves around technology and science, magic is MOSTLY gone



ok, what i'm saying, is that my character has a MINOR affinity for magic

small enough that he can't pull off any OP shit, but still enough that he can do something with it
#1540 - xoyv ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
Shootemupforus


because fuck you, that's why
#1541 to #1540 - shootemupforus (04/17/2013) [-]
here you are nig nog.
#1542 to #1541 - xoyv ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
#1533 - leonhardt (04/15/2013) [-]
Dude.

Dude it's
User avatar #1534 to #1533 - xoyv ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
...not sure what i'm looking at
#1535 to #1534 - leonhardt (04/15/2013) [-]
How about now
User avatar #1536 to #1535 - xoyv ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
...not really -.-'
User avatar #1539 to #1537 - xoyv ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
btw, did you see the idea i posted on your profile?
User avatar #1538 to #1537 - xoyv ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
oh, yeah, that

ok then
#1531 - xoyv ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
well...here you go
#1532 to #1531 - xoyv ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
mark
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User avatar #1519 - xoyv ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH6mw2Rc3DQ

it is the year 2XXX, and mankind has seeming exhausted all the planets natural resources

looking urgently for more, it turns towards the earth's largest bounty: the sea

deep in the pacific ocean, a war is raging between the American United Expedition, and the Easter Asian Frontier

on the ocean floor, there's is a literal gold mine. rich mineral deposits sitting beneath large geysers, which both the AUE and EAF are constantly fighting over

unfortunately, both groups face danger from a terrorist organization called ECOGreen, hellbent on stopping both minning operations and research being done down in the depths.

do you have what it takes to face ECOG, and whatever horrors lie down there?
User avatar #1523 to #1519 - xoyv ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
*eastern*

derp
User avatar #1520 to #1519 - xoyv ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
game: armored core style mech warfare

customize your mech with a variety of parts, and load it with an array of kinetic weapons, ranging from gauss rifles, to guided torpedos

fighting in a variety of modes, such as:
claiming gysers (KOTH)
stealing supplies (CTF)
defend your teams Armored Crab Crawler as it drills for minerals (VIP)
defending your base from monstrous sea creatures (PvE defense)
explore underwater caverns for research (PvE dungeon)

join up with ether the AUE or EAF as you fight off both ECOG and eachother
User avatar #1521 to #1520 - xoyv ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
parts: standared customization
legs are bi, quad, reverse, and tred
weapons are kinetic based, due to gunpowder not working 100 fathoms
frame comes in lite, med, and heav
equip a variety of backpacks to turn the tables

oxygen:
not everything can live under the sea without oxygen. which is why you need to choose between 3 diffrent supply methods

preassurized cabins. standard for any starting mech
intergrated suit. water filled cabin which means less air is lost from damage
liquid oxygen submersion: exactly what it says on the tin

as you fight, your mech will become damaged, and air will start to leak out.
User avatar #1528 to #1521 - leonhardt (04/03/2013) [-]
You could invest in back units that act as additional O2 tanks, instead of weapons or sonar units, etc.
User avatar #1527 to #1521 - leonhardt (04/03/2013) [-]
Radar would be Sonar.
User avatar #1525 to #1521 - leonhardt (04/03/2013) [-]
And weapons like depth charges and bombs could work, too.

AOE weapons like electrical fields and mines.

Sonic weapons could be the equivalent of AC's energy weapons. (Think like Cyborg, from Teen Titans)
User avatar #1524 to #1521 - leonhardt (04/03/2013) [-]
What about jet-type legs for maximum "aerial" mobility?
#1526 to #1524 - leonhardt (04/03/2013) [-]
And by jet-type I mean like this.


Though a Deep Striker-type Boss battle would be sweet.
User avatar #1522 to #1521 - xoyv ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
lore (aka bullshit that i decided to make up)

almost all of the planet's surface has been cleared of , the only plants few remaining are use for aesthetics, and most of the air comes from air scrubbers

the marina trench is regarded as a "mother load", but due to some of the creatures that frequently patrol there, most veteran pilots say it's not worth it to go down there

at this point the ice cap have in fact melted. what sits there now is a plant that supercools the area around it, keeping both the water levels and planets temperature stable
User avatar #1518 - rrenierr ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
hi :3
User avatar #1514 - leonhardt (04/02/2013) [-]
Were we not friends before?
User avatar #1515 to #1514 - xoyv ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
...yeah
User avatar #1516 to #1515 - leonhardt (04/02/2013) [-]
what happen
User avatar #1517 to #1516 - xoyv ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
...mad times happened
#1512 - thacoletrain (04/01/2013) [-]
Whut?
User avatar #1513 to #1512 - xoyv ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
friends
User avatar #1510 - mamalunarwolf (03/22/2013) [-]
Good point
#1507 - leonhardt (03/16/2013) [-]
Hey, so how does the Alt Eisen's Revolver Stake work? I ask because this thing I'm building... well, I'll just let you see it.

I was sorta going for a combination of Lost Planet 2's Pile Bunker, with Front Mission's Heavy Pile, and SRW's Alt Eisen's Revolver Stake.
User avatar #1508 to #1507 - xoyv ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
Revolving Stake x 1 (リボルビング・ステーク Riborubingu Sutēku)
An oversized stake mounted on the right arm. Six charges in a revolver-like chamber can be fired to drive the stake into the body of the target, making this weapon extremely powerful against weaker Personal Troopers and Armored Modules.

so i guess it's just a multi use explosive powered pile bunker


tho personaly, i would have gone with something more like dai-guard's knot buster
User avatar #1497 - leonhardt (03/16/2013) [-]
Strap in.

Act 1
First Mission: "Crimson Skies" It is 6 months after STAG was forced out of Steelport by the Boss, and their carrier, the Daedalus was destroyed. All of Steelport seems to fallen completely under the control of the Saints as the new City State that it is. Until another STAG sky carrier comes soaring over the horizon, flanked by two aerial battleships. This carrier, dubbed the Daedalus II, is commanded by none other than Kia, the late Cyrus Temple's second in command. She issues an ultimatum: Saints Leave Steelport, and no harm will come to the city. The Boss responds with a kind "Fuck you." STAG proceeds to unleash another onslaught of the city, this time equipped with their new Jet bikes and tanks, upgraded rifles and shotguns, new handgun and submachine guns, as well as their newest vehicle, the Excalibur, a small mech designed to one-up the Syndicate's Brutes.

Cut to:
Shaundi, Pierce, Viola, and the Boss, charging in force against the Daedalus II in Saints painted VTOLs. A dogfight breaks out high over Steelport between STAG and the Saints, with STAG in squads of new model VTOLS, but with the Saints eventually prevailing. They continue to press towards the carrier amid heavy AA fire from the aerial battleships protecting it. As soon as they get close, however, they are shot down by a massive version of the laser weapon used by the F-69s. The boss's plane then goes plummeting into the sea.
User avatar #1498 to #1497 - leonhardt (03/16/2013) [-]
Next Scene:
The boss wakes up in a small bed onboard a luxurious submarine, which the Saints discovered to be one of Phillipe Loren's getaway vehicles and mobile safehouses, and promptly took over as their own. The remaining Saint lieutenants, Shaundi, Pierce, Kinzie, and Josh Birk find out from a live report from Jane Valderrama that the Boss is presumed dead, and that STAG is reconquering Steelport in the name of the United States and freedom, at the command of STAG Commander Kia. While initially okay with not being completely in charge "It's more fun that way" it is then revealed that STAG will be unveiling new, horribly oppresive laws to turn Steelport into a police state until they can get everything under their control again. It has been over a month since the battle with the Daedalus II, and STAG has completely renovated the city, with more, massive skyscrapers added to the downtown area, mobile bases in every parking lot, and Crusaders and Excaliburs patrolling the streets while Jet Bike patrols watch the skies.

Wanting to free their people that give them money, but more importantly wanting to stick it to STAG for humiliating them, the Saints formulate a plan to get STAG out of their city once and for all. They must start by finding their homies, Angel, Zimos, viola, and Oleg, who were either captured or forced underground by STAG.
User avatar #1499 to #1498 - leonhardt (03/16/2013) [-]
Second Mission: "Family Reunion"
After sneaking into Steelport from their Submarine, Pierce, Shaundi, and The Boss knock out a STAG squad passing by the docks, and steal their clothes and ID badges, and proceed to board a new STAG armored troop transport. They listen to STAG radio, a new station that controls all others, and blares a mix of Anti-Gang propaganda commercials, operations reports, and classical wartime/battlefield music. They hear of a big guy (Oleg) being held in STAG tower (A remodled Syn Tower), a resistance movement in the lower parts of town (Angel), a masked vigilante making small time attacks on STAG patrols (Viola), and a prisoner transport carrying a guy who speaks in autotune (Zimos). When the transport stops, the gang leaves the transport and hides at a safehouse, Shaundi's Ex's Apartment. This opens up the 4 Rescue missions that must be completed in order to rescue your Homies. Completing this mission unlocks "In Sheep's Clothing" and earns you $1,000 and 1000 respect.
User avatar #1500 to #1499 - leonhardt (03/16/2013) [-]
Oleg Mission: "In Sheep's clothing"
You start by taking a STAG N-FORCER from Shaundi's Ex's Apartment. Kinzie calls, and says that she changed your name and enlisted you into STAG as an Officer. Otherwise you would never make it past the roadblocks or into STAG tower. So you go into Downtown, amidst heavy STAG watch, and enter STAG Tower. After infiltrating the building, you head to the security control room on the basement level 12 floor. You see that a huge amount of power is being diverted to "Prison Block C" obviously where Oleg or, "Convict 117", is being kept. After wandering the obnoxiously white halls of STAG tower, you come to C Block, where Oleg is being experimentad on, once again. A STAG scientist is seen drawing a copious amount of blood from Oleg's once again naked shoulder, and shooting it into a test tube, before leaving the room. STAG is making Brutes as well. You walk up to Oleg, who is blind folded and his mouth covered. You remove the mask, and he makes idle threats and calls you a coward for tying him up, before you reveal yourself to him, and set him free. An alarm is triggered, as Oleg picks up a huge gatling laser weapon, and charges out of the room and up to the top floor and the roof, where a helicopter is waiting. Several STAG spectres arrive to attack you on your way out before you destroy them. You and Oleg board the helicopter, and return to the Saints Sub. Completing the mission unlocks "The Dark Night" gets you $2,000 and 1500 respect, as well as allow you to call Oleg in to help you in battle. He now arrives with a Gatling Laser.
User avatar #1503 to #1500 - covered (03/16/2013) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
User avatar #1501 to #1500 - leonhardt (03/16/2013) [-]
Viola Mission: "The Dark Night"
You start by heading into the downtown area around the park. A small STAG base is set up there once again. You look up, and Viola, dressed as the Bloody Cannoness again, jumps off of a jet bike and down into the base and starts shooting things. You join her, still in STAG gear, and she turns on you. You try to tell you're with the Saints, but she doesn't buy it. You end up having to fight her in order to prove to her that you're you. Which is no easy challenge, as she behaves much like Elite Decker girls with the hammers and speed skates, only she has handguns and a sword. Once you defeat her, she realizes it's you, knowing that only you fight the way you did. What would be a rather touching reuinion is interupted by two Excalibur mechs dropping down from the sky, and attacking. The mechs are armed with humongous rifles that behave the same as the Vulture's Autocannon (Y'know, only with lasers), shoulder mounted missiles that can lock onto vehicles, the ability to crush you with it's feet like a tank running over you, jump jets, and the ability to punch you with the power of a Tank cannon. Once both are destroyed, you and Viola return to the Saints Sub. Completing this mission unlocks the Crimson Sword weapon, the "La Resistance" mission, earns you $3,000 and 2,000 Respect, and allows you to summon the Bloody Cannoness to fight by your side.
User avatar #1502 to #1501 - leonhardt (03/16/2013) [-]
Angel Mission: "La Resistance"
You start by heading into the industrial area around Port Pryor. You are called by Angel, who is glad that you are alive, but annoyed that you are just running around town again. He tells you to meet him an an abandoned warehouse by the port. Once there, Angel, a small group of Saints, Luchadores, Deckers, and Morningstar have banded together to form the Steelport Resistance, led by Angel. Angel will gladly return to the Saints, but you must help him with one last mission for the resistance. He wants you to infiltrate a STAG mobile base and hijack an Excalibur. Then destroy the entire base. You enter the base while The Resistance draws STAG away, allowing you to take the mech without much trouble. The boss geeks out again like they did with the VTOL, saying "I've wanted one of these since I was a kid!" before breaking out of the base and helping the Resistance demolish the STAG force comprised of several soldiers, a few Spectres, a Crusader, and 2 Excaliburs. More Details on the Excalibur in the [Vehicles] section. Once the STAG force is defeated, you and Angel return to the Saints Sub. Completing this mission earns you $5,000, 4,000 Respect, Angel, Resistance Backup, and Mech Homies, and adds an Excalibur to your Garage.
User avatar #1504 to #1502 - leonhardt (03/16/2013) [-]
Zimos Mission: "Love Box"
You start by going to Zimos' pad and find it abandoned and trashed. Then Kinzie calls and tells you that she can pick up Autotune from the security system of a STAG ship about to leave for the mainland, with prisoners onboard. You take a helicopter and fly to the ship, but are forced to bail out before it gets shot down by a missile. You land on top of the ship's bridge, and have to fight your way to the brig. When you reach the Cargo deck, an Excalibur is dropped onto the boat, which you must destroy. You then fight your way to the lower levels of the ship, where Zimos and several prostitutes are held. Ordered to sink the ship, STAG then sets the boat to self destruct, which means you must fight your way back out before the ship explodes. After mowing through soldiers you run and jump off of the deck and into the sea, as the ship explodes. After treading water for a while, the Saints Sub surfaces and you all head inside. Completing this mission completes the first Act, unlocks the Act 2 Missions, earns you $7,500, and 6,000 Respect, as well as Zimos' hat to wear and his Cane as a melee weapon, and the ability to summon a group of hooker assassins to help you in battle.
User avatar #1505 to #1504 - leonhardt (03/16/2013) [-]
Act 1 Finale Mission: "The Return"
The Saints reunited, and their armory restocked, The Boss, Shaundi, and Pierce declare that it is time to strike. With the help of the resistance, Viola's superhero contacts, Zimos' clients, and Oleg as himself, the Saints launch an attack on Steelport, specifically, Loren Square. While the lieutenants take the fight to STAG directly, you are suited up in a purple and black painted Excalibur, dubbed "The Black Knight", which Kinzie and Oleg took the liberty of upgrading for you. You then go to three battle zones, like in the mission Three Way, and help Viola and Pierce, Shaundi and Angel, and Zimos and Oleg defeat STAG, before the forces converge and attack STAG Tower. The battle appears to be won, but then the Daedalus II returns, with it's Aerial Battleship buddies, and proceeds to turn the park in front of STAG tower into a parking lot. You barely escape the assault as the Daedalus II bombards the city below once again. Completing this mission earns you $100,000, 9,000 respect, completes Act I and adds The Black Knight to your garage.
User avatar #1506 to #1505 - leonhardt (03/16/2013) [-]
And that's all i got so far.
User avatar #1484 - xoyv ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
idea for character: hero mode
character can temporarely turn into a more powerful mode

transformation is limited to a few minutes, and takes one to several days before another transformation

basic character: it's me

average human

below average strenght
little combat training
below average intellegence
#1485 to #1484 - xoyv ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
unbreakable knight

sword and shield
heavy armor
slow movement
#1489 to #1485 - xoyv ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
gunslinger

twin rapid fire (by revolver standards) pistols, firing non leathel bullets
unarmored, not good in close range fight
slightly above average agility
#1490 to #1489 - xoyv ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
ninja

fast slashing blade
above average agility
unable to take more than one in a fight
#1491 to #1490 - xoyv ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
pirate

sword and pistol
unlike gunslinger, pistol takes time between shots
skilled in close ranged combat
unable to deal with armored opponents
#1492 to #1491 - xoyv ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
sentai

fights with marial arts
high agility and jumping ability
pain damage threshhold
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