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Date Signed Up:1/31/2013
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#179 - not exactly what I would use a pope for but that's not what i'… 09/27/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck 0
#170 - Dude people really want you to steal the pope,  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck 0
#171 - vampired (09/27/2014) [-]
You didn't realize how many people are into fancy punching bags, did you?
User avatar #179 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
not exactly what I would use a pope for but that's not what i'm here for.
I'm in it for the majestic sphere thingy
#94 - Are you saying that you can kick the popes ass. cos then your hired. 09/27/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck +1
#93 - Ok guys, we have a training supervisor. 09/27/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck 0
#91 - ok. so we also need a super ninja on the team. Anyone know…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck 0
User avatar #212 - christmouth (09/28/2014) [-]
uchihalover
#23 - ok you are on crane duty then. We need some form of d…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck +1
User avatar #59 - thegamegestapo (09/27/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not dropping from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

#31 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on Ahri comp 0
#45 - northleech Comment deleted by xorioz
#21 - Here's the team so far. Leader: Me Pope adviser: s…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/27/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck +1
User avatar #149 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
im also kinda an insider, since im officially a member of the catholic church
furthermore i have very good relations to the local nuns
#57 - thegamegestapo (09/27/2014) [-]
MFW I'm the art expert on a Vatican heist
#22 - vampired (09/27/2014) [-]
Hold my beer.
User avatar #23 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
ok you are on crane duty then.

We need some form of distraction to make this plan work tho.
I was thinking we could hire a boy choir to distract the clergy.
But i don't think the guards will fall for that.
User avatar #59 - thegamegestapo (09/27/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not dropping from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

#20 - So for now ill have to find and steal a black GMC Vandura van …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/27/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck 0
User avatar #21 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
Here's the team so far.
Leader: Me
Pope adviser: solidderking "Just advising."
Art expert: thegamegestapo
and vampired. Haven't figured out your job yet. Can you handle a crane?
User avatar #149 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
im also kinda an insider, since im officially a member of the catholic church
furthermore i have very good relations to the local nuns
#57 - thegamegestapo (09/27/2014) [-]
MFW I'm the art expert on a Vatican heist
#22 - vampired (09/27/2014) [-]
Hold my beer.
User avatar #23 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
ok you are on crane duty then.

We need some form of distraction to make this plan work tho.
I was thinking we could hire a boy choir to distract the clergy.
But i don't think the guards will fall for that.
User avatar #59 - thegamegestapo (09/27/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not dropping from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

#16 - That's why it's so ingenious. The pope cant very well come…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/27/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck +3
#19 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
well, don't say that i haven't warned you when he starts using his holy grenade and his powersword it can cut through everything and does +5 damaga gainst undead
the stars in the background stand for people he already killed
its pope urban II though
User avatar #141 - theejoshster (09/27/2014) [-]
Oh shit that's not regular powersword... My divination spells tell me its a +10 vorpal bastard sword
User avatar #143 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
well, its the fucking pope, what did you expect , a normal holy sowrd that only requires 36 strenght to carry ?
every pope inherits his predecessors wealth and skill
thats why the newest pope is like level 994 and has 60 gozillion gold.
#145 - theejoshster (09/27/2014) [-]
Gentelmen, prepare your anuses....we seem to be boned
#147 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
but he has a weakness, he can only attack people that are expelled from the catholic church. if we all join the catholic church or in my case just do nothing, since im technicly already a member he has to expell us before attacking us and for that he needs our names which he wont have instantly, he has to wait for his agents to find out who we are to kill us. that might take ~5 minutes, so we have to knock him out in five minutes or we are dead. we need a powerful sorcerer to knock him out though maybe the old pope will help us
#14 - Dude i'm from Denmark. I should be able to do a proper hei…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/27/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck +2
User avatar #15 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
well, that might work, but i wouldn't try it
do you know why the first crusade started ? some arab stole the popes favorite cat hat
you need to hide your identity, or else he will find you
User avatar #16 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
That's why it's so ingenious.
The pope cant very well come after us if we stole him
#19 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
well, don't say that i haven't warned you when he starts using his holy grenade and his powersword it can cut through everything and does +5 damaga gainst undead
the stars in the background stand for people he already killed
its pope urban II though
User avatar #141 - theejoshster (09/27/2014) [-]
Oh shit that's not regular powersword... My divination spells tell me its a +10 vorpal bastard sword
User avatar #143 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
well, its the fucking pope, what did you expect , a normal holy sowrd that only requires 36 strenght to carry ?
every pope inherits his predecessors wealth and skill
thats why the newest pope is like level 994 and has 60 gozillion gold.
#145 - theejoshster (09/27/2014) [-]
Gentelmen, prepare your anuses....we seem to be boned
#147 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
but he has a weakness, he can only attack people that are expelled from the catholic church. if we all join the catholic church or in my case just do nothing, since im technicly already a member he has to expell us before attacking us and for that he needs our names which he wont have instantly, he has to wait for his agents to find out who we are to kill us. that might take ~5 minutes, so we have to knock him out in five minutes or we are dead. we need a powerful sorcerer to knock him out though maybe the old pope will help us
#13 - ok. so i can count you guys in. Ill draw up a plan. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck +2
User avatar #18 - thegamegestapo (09/27/2014) [-]
I like the way you think.
#9 - **** yeah. I want that... Anyone up for a…  [+] (32 new replies) 09/27/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck +216
#73 - immclovinit (09/27/2014) [-]
I've seen fight club, I know how to approach this
User avatar #94 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
Are you saying that you can kick the popes ass. cos then your hired.
User avatar #20 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
So for now ill have to find and steal a black GMC Vandura van with a red stripe on it.
Also. Anyone know the tonnage on that sphere?
I would look stupid if the crane cant lift that awesome ball of majestic awesomeness.
User avatar #21 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
Here's the team so far.
Leader: Me
Pope adviser: solidderking "Just advising."
Art expert: thegamegestapo
and vampired. Haven't figured out your job yet. Can you handle a crane?
User avatar #149 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
im also kinda an insider, since im officially a member of the catholic church
furthermore i have very good relations to the local nuns
#57 - thegamegestapo (09/27/2014) [-]
MFW I'm the art expert on a Vatican heist
#22 - vampired (09/27/2014) [-]
Hold my beer.
User avatar #23 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
ok you are on crane duty then.

We need some form of distraction to make this plan work tho.
I was thinking we could hire a boy choir to distract the clergy.
But i don't think the guards will fall for that.
User avatar #59 - thegamegestapo (09/27/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not dropping from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

User avatar #12 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
bad idea, the inquisition is quite experienced in finding people they dont like
User avatar #14 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
Dude i'm from Denmark.
I should be able to do a proper heist Olsen Gang style
User avatar #15 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
well, that might work, but i wouldn't try it
do you know why the first crusade started ? some arab stole the popes favorite cat hat
you need to hide your identity, or else he will find you
User avatar #16 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
That's why it's so ingenious.
The pope cant very well come after us if we stole him
#19 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
well, don't say that i haven't warned you when he starts using his holy grenade and his powersword it can cut through everything and does +5 damaga gainst undead
the stars in the background stand for people he already killed
its pope urban II though
User avatar #141 - theejoshster (09/27/2014) [-]
Oh shit that's not regular powersword... My divination spells tell me its a +10 vorpal bastard sword
User avatar #143 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
well, its the fucking pope, what did you expect , a normal holy sowrd that only requires 36 strenght to carry ?
every pope inherits his predecessors wealth and skill
thats why the newest pope is like level 994 and has 60 gozillion gold.
#145 - theejoshster (09/27/2014) [-]
Gentelmen, prepare your anuses....we seem to be boned
#147 - solidderking (09/27/2014) [-]
but he has a weakness, he can only attack people that are expelled from the catholic church. if we all join the catholic church or in my case just do nothing, since im technicly already a member he has to expell us before attacking us and for that he needs our names which he wont have instantly, he has to wait for his agents to find out who we are to kill us. that might take ~5 minutes, so we have to knock him out in five minutes or we are dead. we need a powerful sorcerer to knock him out though maybe the old pope will help us
#11 - vampired (09/27/2014) [-]
How about Pope? I always wanted a pope.
#230 - popeflatus (09/28/2014) [-]
Pope Flatus reporting in.
User avatar #170 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
Dude people really want you to steal the pope,
#171 - vampired (09/27/2014) [-]
You didn't realize how many people are into fancy punching bags, did you?
User avatar #179 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
not exactly what I would use a pope for but that's not what i'm here for.
I'm in it for the majestic sphere thingy
User avatar #54 - unncommon (09/27/2014) [-]
Pope is final boss, he's gotta crazy AoE Smite that will wipe the raid party if you don't have your tank do a mass-bubble.
#85 - vampired (09/27/2014) [-]
We got it covered. Ubisoft put out good training material.
User avatar #93 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
Ok guys, we have a training supervisor.
#24 - angelious (09/27/2014) [-]
uuuh.its pretty fucking common knowledge monks know kung fu. and the pope is like the head of all monks.so he must know like super kung fu


bad idea to mess with them

<pic related.its me watching the aftermath of what happens to your home town when you mess with the vatican.
User avatar #91 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
ok. so we also need a super ninja on the team.
Anyone know a super ninja?
User avatar #212 - christmouth (09/28/2014) [-]
uchihalover
User avatar #10 - thegamegestapo (09/27/2014) [-]
The art gallery in the Vatican is hilarious. You've got all these hipster art students going through all the painting but every single one of them walks past the Picasso's because they're not labelled in English and there's no massive display telling them who painted them.
User avatar #13 - xorioz (09/27/2014) [-]
ok.
so i can count you guys in.
Ill draw up a plan.

For now here is a checklist
Some kind of crane vehicle for the awesome sphere thingy
Van able to accommodate one pope and at least one other passengers + a driver.
Sticker printer and an some A1 Picasso posters with English text.
User avatar #18 - thegamegestapo (09/27/2014) [-]
I like the way you think.
#309 - DAMN. I wouldn't want to spend months with a tooth needing a r… 09/26/2014 on Scumbag 'Murica 0
#307 - **** ... ok You Canadians should probably…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Scumbag 'Murica 0
User avatar #308 - loonquawl (09/26/2014) [-]
I really hope she was exaggerating, this country is my home now...
But from my experience so far, after a couple months trying to get in for a root canal, I gave up, went to visit my parents in the states and had it done there.
Was expensive at the time, but was refunded like 90% of it by my insurance here.
User avatar #309 - xorioz (09/26/2014) [-]
DAMN. I wouldn't want to spend months with a tooth needing a root canal.
In Denmark dental is only till you are 18. After that you are on your own.
In return we have some of the best and highest earning dentists in the world.
I'm in the middle of a major dental surgery. Completely new upper front teeth.
4447 usd...
As a student on student loan the hurts my wallet a lot
#304 - I don't get where this wait time thing comes from. Here in…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Scumbag 'Murica 0
User avatar #305 - loonquawl (09/26/2014) [-]
Here in Canada, my roommate waited 2 years to get surgery on her ankle.
An ankle isn't life threatening, but holy fuck that's a hell of a wait time for medical.
User avatar #307 - xorioz (09/26/2014) [-]
Shit... ok
You Canadians should probably start beating up your politicians.
Not literately. But stuff like that needs to be fixed.
The thing about proper public healthcare is that it needs proper supervision and administration. It also needs to be viable / lucrative for doctors and stuff.
Else you gonna have a large shortage of personal when all your doctors move to the us where they can earn a lot more.
User avatar #308 - loonquawl (09/26/2014) [-]
I really hope she was exaggerating, this country is my home now...
But from my experience so far, after a couple months trying to get in for a root canal, I gave up, went to visit my parents in the states and had it done there.
Was expensive at the time, but was refunded like 90% of it by my insurance here.
User avatar #309 - xorioz (09/26/2014) [-]
DAMN. I wouldn't want to spend months with a tooth needing a root canal.
In Denmark dental is only till you are 18. After that you are on your own.
In return we have some of the best and highest earning dentists in the world.
I'm in the middle of a major dental surgery. Completely new upper front teeth.
4447 usd...
As a student on student loan the hurts my wallet a lot
#345 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on do it +2
#364 - darthsalias Comment deleted by xorioz
#603 - Battlefield 4. Kerbel Space Program. Hmmmm. 09/23/2014 on ? 0
#36 - That differs from person to person. an example is me. … 09/23/2014 on trying to sleep while drunk 0
#2 - Comment deleted 09/17/2014 on suggestion for admin 0
#32 - FFS... >Am sick right now "cold". >Rea… 09/17/2014 on Fucked up shit, man +16
#87 - Someone who knows who came first with the case of beers opener… 09/17/2014 on How to open a beer +1
#62 - damnit. i just hate when people other then me are right … 09/16/2014 on Microsoft buy Mojang 0
#53 - Well you got me there. cant specifically name a game before Mi…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Microsoft buy Mojang 0
User avatar #55 - failtolawl (09/16/2014) [-]
Sales are everything in making something revolutionary.

More sales -> more motive for creators to make thing like it.

Such as the iphone, touch screen existed far before iphone came out but you didn't have every company trying to make better touch screen phones until after it came out.
User avatar #62 - xorioz (09/16/2014) [-]
damnit. i just hate when people other then me are right
revolutionary: constituting or bringing about a major or fundamental change <a revolutionary new product>

so in a way you are right.
Had to remind myself that just because something is revolutionary, it doesn't mean it's an overly positive thing "subjectively".

So let me rephrase my opinion on the matter and say that minecraft was not a new concept, but mostly an idea stolen from infiniminer with survival mode added.
#47 - May i ask you how exactly Minecraft was revolutionary?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Microsoft buy Mojang 0
User avatar #49 - failtolawl (09/16/2014) [-]
please tell me the list of survival, open world, sandbox, randomly generated, games that existed and sold a significant amount before minecraft came out.
User avatar #53 - xorioz (09/16/2014) [-]
Well you got me there. cant specifically name a game before Minecraft that had all those things.

But let me just put this here.
www.zachtronics.com/infiniminer/

Oh and by what standards does sales have anything to do with the product being revolutionary?
User avatar #55 - failtolawl (09/16/2014) [-]
Sales are everything in making something revolutionary.

More sales -> more motive for creators to make thing like it.

Such as the iphone, touch screen existed far before iphone came out but you didn't have every company trying to make better touch screen phones until after it came out.
User avatar #62 - xorioz (09/16/2014) [-]
damnit. i just hate when people other then me are right
revolutionary: constituting or bringing about a major or fundamental change <a revolutionary new product>

so in a way you are right.
Had to remind myself that just because something is revolutionary, it doesn't mean it's an overly positive thing "subjectively".

So let me rephrase my opinion on the matter and say that minecraft was not a new concept, but mostly an idea stolen from infiniminer with survival mode added.
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