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Video Games Played: Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead 2, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, Just Dance, Super Mario, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Dead Island
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Interests: Food, Cigs, Pepsi, and non-retarded guys? Yeah I know they don't exist.
Date Signed Up:2/15/2011
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My name is JT, which are my soon to be initials, Jessica Tremblay. I don't really post much. Just here to laugh, or receive/give help.

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#77 - Yay!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on Wait What Perfume 0
#78 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Now we friends!
#73 - I'm sorry for exploding. Do you forgive me?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Wait What Perfume 0
User avatar #76 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Beyond forgiveness. Sympathy and admiration.
User avatar #77 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Yay!
#78 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Now we friends!
#70 - 11 am, no cigarettes, babysitting two kids under the age of fo…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Wait What Perfume 0
User avatar #75 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Dear god, I wish I could beam you a ciggy. I retract all previous statements that may have upset you, and humbly request we continue this conversation when you have had a chance to be without kids for a while, and after you've had a smoke.
#74 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
you're not going to be able to change his opinion, just stop posting in this thread
User avatar #72 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
I do. My deepest and most sincere sympathies.
#73 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for exploding.


Do you forgive me?
User avatar #76 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Beyond forgiveness. Sympathy and admiration.
User avatar #77 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Yay!
#78 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Now we friends!
#65 - Do/wear manly things. 05/21/2013 on Wait What Perfume 0
#61 - Please dear god stop. You're rustling my jimmies. The first pi…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Wait What Perfume 0
User avatar #69 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Calm your jimmies. I was just pointing out the inconsistencies in your statements. "rarely" "never" and "that day" aren't the same thing. No need to get upset. Yes tomboys are girls who act like boys, hence the qualifier I gave it of "depending on what you like to do".
and also, not unfortunate, I know women who would kill for beautiful skin like that.

My point is still, you are the exception to the rule, not a representative of the rule itself. I meant no offense, you just seemed to change your story a couple of times in as many posts, resulting in my confusion.
User avatar #70 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
11 am, no cigarettes, babysitting two kids under the age of four.

Do you understand my dilemma?
User avatar #75 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Dear god, I wish I could beam you a ciggy. I retract all previous statements that may have upset you, and humbly request we continue this conversation when you have had a chance to be without kids for a while, and after you've had a smoke.
#74 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
you're not going to be able to change his opinion, just stop posting in this thread
User avatar #72 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
I do. My deepest and most sincere sympathies.
#73 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for exploding.


Do you forgive me?
User avatar #76 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Beyond forgiveness. Sympathy and admiration.
User avatar #77 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Yay!
#78 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Now we friends!
User avatar #65 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Do/wear manly things.
#51 - I'm talking about the fact that I was wearing baggy trip short…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Wait What Perfume +1
#56 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
"I rarely wear bras. Or makeup." That makes you the exception to the rule, or a tomboy, depending on your prefered activities.
"I'm not a tomboy, I just didn't give a shit that day." Ok... Now I'm confused because "Rarely" and "That day" provide two very different answers to the same question.
"I never wear makeup. I never wear a bra." Wait, now it's gone from "rarely" to "never"? So you're telling me, your skin is just naturally that pale, and your lips are just that red?
I think I'll stick with my original comment. You will never find an honest woman, and thank you for your help in proving that.
User avatar #61 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Please dear god stop. You're rustling my jimmies. The first picture I was wearing MENS PANTS and MENS SHOES. I consider tomboys GIRLS who do MANLY things. The second picture YES. I was wearing makeup because it was CHRISTMAS. I only wear a bra when I leave the house and even then, that's only when my parent or spouse tells me to. I only wear makeup on occasion. I have no one to impress, so what's the point? In the first picture, I was wearing no makeup. In the second picture, I wasn't wearing anything on my face, just my lips and eyes. So yes, unfortunately I AM that pale.
User avatar #69 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Calm your jimmies. I was just pointing out the inconsistencies in your statements. "rarely" "never" and "that day" aren't the same thing. No need to get upset. Yes tomboys are girls who act like boys, hence the qualifier I gave it of "depending on what you like to do".
and also, not unfortunate, I know women who would kill for beautiful skin like that.

My point is still, you are the exception to the rule, not a representative of the rule itself. I meant no offense, you just seemed to change your story a couple of times in as many posts, resulting in my confusion.
User avatar #70 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
11 am, no cigarettes, babysitting two kids under the age of four.

Do you understand my dilemma?
User avatar #75 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Dear god, I wish I could beam you a ciggy. I retract all previous statements that may have upset you, and humbly request we continue this conversation when you have had a chance to be without kids for a while, and after you've had a smoke.
#74 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
you're not going to be able to change his opinion, just stop posting in this thread
User avatar #72 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
I do. My deepest and most sincere sympathies.
#73 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for exploding.


Do you forgive me?
User avatar #76 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Beyond forgiveness. Sympathy and admiration.
User avatar #77 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Yay!
#78 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Now we friends!
User avatar #65 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Do/wear manly things.
#60 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
you have a point but you are still sexist
User avatar #62 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm sexist for pointing out most women hide what they look like?
#66 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
you're saying you will never find an honest women, that seems pretty sexist. you won't find very many honest people from either gender
User avatar #71 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
The comment was made in the context of the content. I wasn't speaking about honesty in general, but about looks, and how the vast majority of women hide what they look like, either under layers of paint, or by binding/lifting/separating clothes.
#47 - I'm not a tomboy, I just didn't give a shit that day.  [+] (18 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Wait What Perfume +1
User avatar #49 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
How can you say you rarely wear makeup or a bra, then say it was just that day? One or the other darlin'. Either you rarely wear them, and are the exception to the rule, or a tomboy, depending on what you like to do while looking all non girly, or you just didn't on that day, and lied about rarely wearing them, and have proven my point about the decided lack of honesty in women in general.
User avatar #51 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm talking about the fact that I was wearing baggy trip shorts and converse. I usually wear a tank top and yoga pants/yoga shorts. I never wear makeup. I never wear a bra. I still do girly shit. Doesn't make me a tomboy, darlin'
#56 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
"I rarely wear bras. Or makeup." That makes you the exception to the rule, or a tomboy, depending on your prefered activities.
"I'm not a tomboy, I just didn't give a shit that day." Ok... Now I'm confused because "Rarely" and "That day" provide two very different answers to the same question.
"I never wear makeup. I never wear a bra." Wait, now it's gone from "rarely" to "never"? So you're telling me, your skin is just naturally that pale, and your lips are just that red?
I think I'll stick with my original comment. You will never find an honest woman, and thank you for your help in proving that.
User avatar #61 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Please dear god stop. You're rustling my jimmies. The first picture I was wearing MENS PANTS and MENS SHOES. I consider tomboys GIRLS who do MANLY things. The second picture YES. I was wearing makeup because it was CHRISTMAS. I only wear a bra when I leave the house and even then, that's only when my parent or spouse tells me to. I only wear makeup on occasion. I have no one to impress, so what's the point? In the first picture, I was wearing no makeup. In the second picture, I wasn't wearing anything on my face, just my lips and eyes. So yes, unfortunately I AM that pale.
User avatar #69 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Calm your jimmies. I was just pointing out the inconsistencies in your statements. "rarely" "never" and "that day" aren't the same thing. No need to get upset. Yes tomboys are girls who act like boys, hence the qualifier I gave it of "depending on what you like to do".
and also, not unfortunate, I know women who would kill for beautiful skin like that.

My point is still, you are the exception to the rule, not a representative of the rule itself. I meant no offense, you just seemed to change your story a couple of times in as many posts, resulting in my confusion.
User avatar #70 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
11 am, no cigarettes, babysitting two kids under the age of four.

Do you understand my dilemma?
User avatar #75 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Dear god, I wish I could beam you a ciggy. I retract all previous statements that may have upset you, and humbly request we continue this conversation when you have had a chance to be without kids for a while, and after you've had a smoke.
#74 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
you're not going to be able to change his opinion, just stop posting in this thread
User avatar #72 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
I do. My deepest and most sincere sympathies.
#73 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for exploding.


Do you forgive me?
User avatar #76 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Beyond forgiveness. Sympathy and admiration.
User avatar #77 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Yay!
#78 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Now we friends!
User avatar #65 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Do/wear manly things.
#60 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
you have a point but you are still sexist
User avatar #62 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm sexist for pointing out most women hide what they look like?
#66 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
you're saying you will never find an honest women, that seems pretty sexist. you won't find very many honest people from either gender
User avatar #71 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
The comment was made in the context of the content. I wasn't speaking about honesty in general, but about looks, and how the vast majority of women hide what they look like, either under layers of paint, or by binding/lifting/separating clothes.
#34 - 197 months. Unless I math'd wrong. 05/21/2013 on I'm 252 months old 0
#42 - I rarely wear bras. Or makeup.  [+] (23 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Wait What Perfume +1
User avatar #48 - muchasmarcos (05/21/2013) [-]
wait a female that understands the rule ''tits or GTFO'' ? you miss just broke the internet
User avatar #59 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
There are no tits in that picture...
User avatar #64 - muchasmarcos (05/21/2013) [-]
u know that ''tits or GTFO'' doesn't mean always tits right?
User avatar #45 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Ever hear the phrase "exception to the rule" or "tomboy"?
#47 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm not a tomboy, I just didn't give a shit that day.
User avatar #49 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
How can you say you rarely wear makeup or a bra, then say it was just that day? One or the other darlin'. Either you rarely wear them, and are the exception to the rule, or a tomboy, depending on what you like to do while looking all non girly, or you just didn't on that day, and lied about rarely wearing them, and have proven my point about the decided lack of honesty in women in general.
User avatar #51 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm talking about the fact that I was wearing baggy trip shorts and converse. I usually wear a tank top and yoga pants/yoga shorts. I never wear makeup. I never wear a bra. I still do girly shit. Doesn't make me a tomboy, darlin'
#56 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
"I rarely wear bras. Or makeup." That makes you the exception to the rule, or a tomboy, depending on your prefered activities.
"I'm not a tomboy, I just didn't give a shit that day." Ok... Now I'm confused because "Rarely" and "That day" provide two very different answers to the same question.
"I never wear makeup. I never wear a bra." Wait, now it's gone from "rarely" to "never"? So you're telling me, your skin is just naturally that pale, and your lips are just that red?
I think I'll stick with my original comment. You will never find an honest woman, and thank you for your help in proving that.
User avatar #61 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Please dear god stop. You're rustling my jimmies. The first picture I was wearing MENS PANTS and MENS SHOES. I consider tomboys GIRLS who do MANLY things. The second picture YES. I was wearing makeup because it was CHRISTMAS. I only wear a bra when I leave the house and even then, that's only when my parent or spouse tells me to. I only wear makeup on occasion. I have no one to impress, so what's the point? In the first picture, I was wearing no makeup. In the second picture, I wasn't wearing anything on my face, just my lips and eyes. So yes, unfortunately I AM that pale.
User avatar #69 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Calm your jimmies. I was just pointing out the inconsistencies in your statements. "rarely" "never" and "that day" aren't the same thing. No need to get upset. Yes tomboys are girls who act like boys, hence the qualifier I gave it of "depending on what you like to do".
and also, not unfortunate, I know women who would kill for beautiful skin like that.

My point is still, you are the exception to the rule, not a representative of the rule itself. I meant no offense, you just seemed to change your story a couple of times in as many posts, resulting in my confusion.
User avatar #70 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
11 am, no cigarettes, babysitting two kids under the age of four.

Do you understand my dilemma?
User avatar #75 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Dear god, I wish I could beam you a ciggy. I retract all previous statements that may have upset you, and humbly request we continue this conversation when you have had a chance to be without kids for a while, and after you've had a smoke.
#74 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
you're not going to be able to change his opinion, just stop posting in this thread
User avatar #72 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
I do. My deepest and most sincere sympathies.
#73 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for exploding.


Do you forgive me?
User avatar #76 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Beyond forgiveness. Sympathy and admiration.
User avatar #77 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Yay!
#78 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Now we friends!
User avatar #65 - xjosequeervox (05/21/2013) [-]
Do/wear manly things.
#60 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
you have a point but you are still sexist
User avatar #62 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm sexist for pointing out most women hide what they look like?
#66 - N. Korean citizen (05/21/2013) [-]
you're saying you will never find an honest women, that seems pretty sexist. you won't find very many honest people from either gender
User avatar #71 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
The comment was made in the context of the content. I wasn't speaking about honesty in general, but about looks, and how the vast majority of women hide what they look like, either under layers of paint, or by binding/lifting/separating clothes.
#16 - Read the description. It's a fucking drawing with glued on saf… 05/21/2013 on Just drew this +3
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#26 - deadmanisalive (05/20/2013) [-]
You’re my friend now, we’re having soft tacos later
User avatar #27 to #26 - xjosequeervox (05/20/2013) [-]
A favorite of mine. Yay!
User avatar #24 - settlwlvs (05/20/2013) [-]
non-retarded guys don't exist? Well I'll have you know, I only went full potato TWICE today! So there.
User avatar #25 to #24 - xjosequeervox (05/20/2013) [-]
Good for you, settlwlvs!
#22 - UnaOWNED (06/07/2012) [-]
Nice to meet another fan of supernatural.   
   
And an attractive one at that.
Nice to meet another fan of supernatural.

And an attractive one at that.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xjosequeervox (06/07/2012) [-]
Thank you (:
User avatar #12 - blackrosedragon (05/03/2012) [-]
are you a fan of supernatural?
User avatar #15 to #14 - blackrosedragon (06/01/2012) [-]
there are way more fans of this show than I originally thought. other interests?
User avatar #16 to #15 - xjosequeervox (06/01/2012) [-]
Yeah. Tons lol
User avatar #17 to #16 - blackrosedragon (06/01/2012) [-]
well lets start with the usual stuff, favorite genre of music?
User avatar #18 to #17 - xjosequeervox (06/01/2012) [-]
70's-90's rock
User avatar #19 to #18 - blackrosedragon (06/01/2012) [-]
awesome. so you have to like Alice cooper of course.
User avatar #20 to #19 - xjosequeervox (06/01/2012) [-]
I haven't listened to him in forever..
User avatar #21 to #20 - blackrosedragon (06/01/2012) [-]
he's one of my favorites. and going to his concert is on my bucket list so to speak. I've seen motley crue in concert, but after that, I haven't been to a rock concert. last one was from my favorite current bad, black rebel motorcycle club
User avatar #1 - Fluorum (04/07/2011) [-]
YOUR PROFILE COMMENT VIRGINITY IS NOW MINE :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - xjosequeervox (04/07/2011) [-]
I'm bleeding D: lol
User avatar #3 to #2 - Fluorum (04/07/2011) [-]
*Fluorum used a bucket
*Fluorum now has a bucket of blood

EEEHEHEHEHEEEEE
User avatar #10 to #3 - lawerancearm (07/27/2011) [-]
Give it to a vampire!
User avatar #4 to #3 - xjosequeervox (04/07/2011) [-]
....xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - Fluorum (04/07/2011) [-]
gon' make a river of blood
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