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Video Games Played: Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead 2, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, Just Dance, Super Mario, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Dead Island
PSN: JT_ZOMBIEx
Date Signed Up:2/15/2011
Last Login:6/19/2014
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Hey, my name is JT. I mostly post nsfw but I mostly just come here for the laughs

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    Mein Wound Mein Wound
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    Proof of My Stupidity Proof of My Stupidity
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    RIP RIP
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    Checker's Rally's Checker's Rally's
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#27 - Okay that pic is the worst oh my lord 02/11/2014 on Hey Fj 0
#23 - She works, so even if I don't use her now, I'm definitely keep…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on Hey Fj 0
User avatar #24 - flaffyfloof (02/11/2014) [-]
Right-o'. Enjoy.
#16 - You're gonna make me piss the bed now. When I said scary I was…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Hey Fj 0
#28 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
" I just wanted to make sure you slept deep enough."
#29 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
"We wouldn't want you waking up when They arrive."
#30 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
"They would be very displeased and would have to smile at us."























"Please don't make them smile at us."
#31 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
SMILE.JPG

Ṯ̤͎͗ͦͭ̉̈́̍H̟̪̯̓ͤ̾̈́EM̪̯͒ͧͤ̈́̍ͣͮ ͕̓͊̌ͦ͛̉
G̠̭̐͆O̔̽̒̅̑ ͯ͆̐̈̔T̠̱́͌́̈Ȯͩ ̈̃S͖ͯ̃̏̿̇L̤̗̲̾EE̔̃ͥP̽
͕͔W̘̗̑ͥͤE̥̦̭ ̘͊L̤̅ͣ̌̃̏O̘̪̦V̪̭͖̲ͦͤ̇E̮ͤ ̲̾ͯ̓͊͒̒ȲÖ͖̱́U
͈̭̥̣̠̪̈ͤ͆͌ͫ̉̐
͖̯̹ͧ̂͋̎͂.͔̹̾
#25 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
Remember; there was never just one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuO9xtNsRs0









the devils are inside the walls and within the veil, and they wait for us to rest that they may inhabit our bountiful flesh and consume the pain from our deepest fears.


Soon there will be nothing left.
User avatar #27 - xjosequeervox (02/11/2014) [-]
Okay that pic is the worst oh my lord
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#26 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
#14 - D'awh thank you. I'll set it up now and see what happens 02/11/2014 on Hey Fj 0
#13 - Aye no. No no no.  [+] (14 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Hey Fj 0
#15 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
Okay, fine. Their school cheerleader always takes selfies in the bathroom, here[s a hot one for ya.
User avatar #16 - xjosequeervox (02/11/2014) [-]
You're gonna make me piss the bed now. When I said scary I was expecting like slender man or zombies or a freak clown not these things lol
#28 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
" I just wanted to make sure you slept deep enough."
#29 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
"We wouldn't want you waking up when They arrive."
#30 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
"They would be very displeased and would have to smile at us."























"Please don't make them smile at us."
#31 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
SMILE.JPG

Ṯ̤͎͗ͦͭ̉̈́̍H̟̪̯̓ͤ̾̈́EM̪̯͒ͧͤ̈́̍ͣͮ ͕̓͊̌ͦ͛̉
G̠̭̐͆O̔̽̒̅̑ ͯ͆̐̈̔T̠̱́͌́̈Ȯͩ ̈̃S͖ͯ̃̏̿̇L̤̗̲̾EE̔̃ͥP̽
͕͔W̘̗̑ͥͤE̥̦̭ ̘͊L̤̅ͣ̌̃̏O̘̪̦V̪̭͖̲ͦͤ̇E̮ͤ ̲̾ͯ̓͊͒̒ȲÖ͖̱́U
͈̭̥̣̠̪̈ͤ͆͌ͫ̉̐
͖̯̹ͧ̂͋̎͂.͔̹̾
#25 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
Remember; there was never just one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuO9xtNsRs0









the devils are inside the walls and within the veil, and they wait for us to rest that they may inhabit our bountiful flesh and consume the pain from our deepest fears.


Soon there will be nothing left.
User avatar #27 - xjosequeervox (02/11/2014) [-]
Okay that pic is the worst oh my lord
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#10 - It might. I need it to be taller than it is wide anyways so it…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Hey Fj 0
User avatar #12 - flaffyfloof (02/11/2014) [-]
Tell me if it works. If not, I'll make it as skinny as I can without making her look like she's being beamed up to the U.S.S. enterprise.
User avatar #23 - xjosequeervox (02/11/2014) [-]
She works, so even if I don't use her now, I'm definitely keeping her for later use if that's okay with you
User avatar #24 - flaffyfloof (02/11/2014) [-]
Right-o'. Enjoy.
User avatar #14 - xjosequeervox (02/11/2014) [-]
D'awh thank you. I'll set it up now and see what happens
#9 - That one was just an insta-no. Can't wake up at 3 am and check…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Hey Fj 0
#11 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
True. But at least you didn't meet auntie diddles
User avatar #13 - xjosequeervox (02/11/2014) [-]
Aye no.

No no no.
#15 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
Okay, fine. Their school cheerleader always takes selfies in the bathroom, here[s a hot one for ya.
User avatar #16 - xjosequeervox (02/11/2014) [-]
You're gonna make me piss the bed now. When I said scary I was expecting like slender man or zombies or a freak clown not these things lol
#28 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
" I just wanted to make sure you slept deep enough."
#29 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
"We wouldn't want you waking up when They arrive."
#30 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
"They would be very displeased and would have to smile at us."























"Please don't make them smile at us."
#31 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
SMILE.JPG

Ṯ̤͎͗ͦͭ̉̈́̍H̟̪̯̓ͤ̾̈́EM̪̯͒ͧͤ̈́̍ͣͮ ͕̓͊̌ͦ͛̉
G̠̭̐͆O̔̽̒̅̑ ͯ͆̐̈̔T̠̱́͌́̈Ȯͩ ̈̃S͖ͯ̃̏̿̇L̤̗̲̾EE̔̃ͥP̽
͕͔W̘̗̑ͥͤE̥̦̭ ̘͊L̤̅ͣ̌̃̏O̘̪̦V̪̭͖̲ͦͤ̇E̮ͤ ̲̾ͯ̓͊͒̒ȲÖ͖̱́U
͈̭̥̣̠̪̈ͤ͆͌ͫ̉̐
͖̯̹ͧ̂͋̎͂.͔̹̾
#25 - tlstheseen (02/11/2014) [-]
Remember; there was never just one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuO9xtNsRs0









the devils are inside the walls and within the veil, and they wait for us to rest that they may inhabit our bountiful flesh and consume the pain from our deepest fears.


Soon there will be nothing left.
User avatar #27 - xjosequeervox (02/11/2014) [-]
Okay that pic is the worst oh my lord
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#3 - Any chance you know if any will fit my phone?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on Hey Fj 0
User avatar #5 - mrpotatofudge (02/11/2014) [-]
There actually 2000 and yes they probly will
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www.dropbox.com/sh/evll6k8do6xes0l/b2lvZC6KZq
www.dropbox.com/sh/kkawuy61lt2txif/n8TS31kYol
#1319 - **xjosequeervox rolls 17** 12/11/2013 on if you are bored today 0
#55 - Excuse me I'm looking for a pile of dirt. Pile of dir…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on xjosequeervox's profile 0
User avatar #56 - shadowtails (12/04/2013) [-]
I'd thumb you if I could

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User avatar #48 - shadowtails (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey, it's portshadow! Remember me?

As proof, I met you because of Markiplier!

WHEEEERRRES THE BLACKSMITTTHHH
User avatar #55 to #48 - xjosequeervox (12/03/2013) [-]
Excuse me I'm looking for a pile of dirt.

Pile of dirt?

Pile of dirt!
User avatar #56 to #55 - shadowtails (12/04/2013) [-]
I'd thumb you if I could
#47 - shunt (11/22/2013) [-]
Could you possibly upload a full body shot including your face?
User avatar #45 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
how you holding up?
User avatar #46 to #45 - xjosequeervox (11/20/2013) [-]
Doing a little better. My grandpa got me doing puzzles and he got me a cat so I have a hobby and a new pet (:
User avatar #50 to #46 - aherorising (12/02/2013) [-]
cool ^^ what kinda puzzles? and cats are always latent company I guess. more manageable than dogs though I'd personally prefer a dog
User avatar #51 to #50 - xjosequeervox (12/02/2013) [-]
He got me one of the underwater and one of a kitty and one of the world trade center
User avatar #52 to #51 - aherorising (12/02/2013) [-]
oh wait like actual puzzles, not rubik's cubes or mindcrushers :p. well, as long as you enjoy them. that's what they're for right?
User avatar #53 to #52 - xjosequeervox (12/02/2013) [-]
Yes haha.
User avatar #54 to #53 - aherorising (12/02/2013) [-]
well, have you tried taking up a hobby? puzzles will be temporary, whereas a brush or pencil will last a long while. You could try taking up painting, or playing an instrument right?
#44 - anonnumthreeseven ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
So,it was like 1am here and was browsing feels channel for just some feels,and stumbled upon yours.Here's one hug for you,I hope everything turns out well for you.

Cheers I'm a loner if you're curious on why I lurk on feels channel,not much I can do because it has been like 2 years since I left a place that kept and made me happy and the place I currently live in makes me the odd one out and slowly making me anti-social.
User avatar #38 - seriouslyblack (10/21/2013) [-]
It's been a few days since you posted that one post on the feels channel but I just now saw it and I want you to know the internet is an amazing place. You can escape here. You can't see their face and neither them yours but the friends you make on here can sometimes be a better comfort than anyone else in the "real world". There is no personal conflicts that you have to go through. You just clock in and talk with someone that has either been through what you've gone through or will find some other way to connect with you. You are never alone here.

What I suggest is to talk to other people on a regular basis and meet new people and make new friends in the easiest way possible. Even though I've lived an incredibly fortunate and ordinary suburban life all my life, I sincerely hope you are doing better and try and make the best of it.
User avatar #33 - agrofenlas (10/16/2013) [-]
One E-hug for you. I didn't bother posting on your specific content, but sounds like your going through a lot. I can't say I know how you feel, but I can say I hope things get better.

~ Agro
User avatar #34 to #33 - xjosequeervox (10/16/2013) [-]
All the comments and messages I received made my heart melt. Thank you.


JT.
User avatar #35 to #34 - agrofenlas (10/16/2013) [-]
No need to thank me, I'm just a crazy old, depressed man trying to keep others from being like me.
User avatar #36 to #35 - xjosequeervox (10/16/2013) [-]
I'm sure thats not true
User avatar #37 to #36 - agrofenlas (10/16/2013) [-]
Hehe, you don't know much of me. Suffering from depression, sleep depravity ( My fault ), and have to deal with the fact no one will hire me at the moment. I'm probably not sane, but its worth it as long as I get to make other peoples days.
User avatar #32 - smashmenao (08/14/2013) [-]
well helllooooo.

How are you?
#26 - deadmanisalive (05/20/2013) [-]
You’re my friend now, we’re having soft tacos later
User avatar #27 to #26 - xjosequeervox (05/20/2013) [-]
A favorite of mine. Yay!
User avatar #24 - settlwlvs (05/20/2013) [-]
non-retarded guys don't exist? Well I'll have you know, I only went full potato TWICE today! So there.
User avatar #25 to #24 - xjosequeervox (05/20/2013) [-]
Good for you, settlwlvs!
User avatar #12 - blackrosedragon (05/03/2012) [-]
are you a fan of supernatural?
User avatar #15 to #14 - blackrosedragon (06/01/2012) [-]
there are way more fans of this show than I originally thought. other interests?
User avatar #16 to #15 - xjosequeervox (06/01/2012) [-]
Yeah. Tons lol
User avatar #17 to #16 - blackrosedragon (06/01/2012) [-]
well lets start with the usual stuff, favorite genre of music?
User avatar #18 to #17 - xjosequeervox (06/01/2012) [-]
70's-90's rock
User avatar #19 to #18 - blackrosedragon (06/01/2012) [-]
awesome. so you have to like Alice cooper of course.
User avatar #20 to #19 - xjosequeervox (06/01/2012) [-]
I haven't listened to him in forever..
User avatar #21 to #20 - blackrosedragon (06/01/2012) [-]
he's one of my favorites. and going to his concert is on my bucket list so to speak. I've seen motley crue in concert, but after that, I haven't been to a rock concert. last one was from my favorite current bad, black rebel motorcycle club
User avatar #1 - Fluorum (04/07/2011) [-]
YOUR PROFILE COMMENT VIRGINITY IS NOW MINE :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - xjosequeervox (04/07/2011) [-]
I'm bleeding D: lol
User avatar #3 to #2 - Fluorum (04/07/2011) [-]
*Fluorum used a bucket
*Fluorum now has a bucket of blood

EEEHEHEHEHEEEEE
User avatar #10 to #3 - lawerancearm (07/27/2011) [-]
Give it to a vampire!
User avatar #4 to #3 - xjosequeervox (04/07/2011) [-]
....xD
User avatar #5 to #4 - Fluorum (04/07/2011) [-]
gon' make a river of blood
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