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xjester

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Date Signed Up:10/31/2012
Last Login:7/29/2016
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Highest Content Rank:#8171
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Content Thumbs: 213 total,  411 ,  198
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Level 20 Content: Peasant → Level 21 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 183 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 184 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:34327
Times Content Favorited:45 times
Total Comments Made:390
FJ Points:1031

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    Uploaded: 10/31/12
    Brains! Brains!
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    Dark souls in Runescape Dark souls in Runescape
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    Its not enough Its not enough
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    Uploaded: 01/20/13
    What. What.

latest user's comments

#70 - Straight up mantis shrimp shot the ************ w/ his bubble blast 07/26/2016 on Damn +2
#9 - what the **** is that  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on Invasive species captured +14
#11 - traitorking (07/25/2016) [-]
>>#10
tl:dr hyperextension
#98 - i raise rabbits, picking them up doesn't do anything, mother w… 07/25/2016 on How to hunt rabbit +1
#45 - There are several .hack series, that one looks like azure kite…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2016 on noot noot +2
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#47 - jeffthellamaking (07/18/2016) [-]
Legend of the Twilight?
Looks just like that Kite.
#169 - every time she sings replace it with that beaver screaming(bea… 07/08/2016 on Actual Swedish girl 0
#34 - always wondered what the hell is the source for the guy scream…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2016 on Dark Souls GO 0
#39 - anon (07/07/2016) [-]
it's a dude splooshing really hard
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#35 - greyhoundfd (07/07/2016) [-]
He didn't break anything, but I'd guess the girl he was with was probably pretty sore down there the next day.
#64 - well... aren't going to improve if you don't try! change your …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2016 on New Players +1
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#65 - imthatbrony (07/03/2016) [-]
Fair enough. Thanks friend! Time to try something new
#56 - Nerf gun is pretty strong, it scares the **** out of people wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2016 on New Players 0
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#63 - imthatbrony (07/03/2016) [-]
Hmm... does it really? But then it goes back to the previous statement of aim is worth a handful of spam mail. Plus I play console version cause im a broke man and cant afford to upgrade my computer
#64 - xjester (07/03/2016) [-]
well... aren't going to improve if you don't try! change your reticle turn off bloom helps a lot if its not moving all over the place, i usually end up peeling off a few low health guys off roadhog when they dont die and hes reloading
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#65 - imthatbrony (07/03/2016) [-]
Fair enough. Thanks friend! Time to try something new
#4 - replace the sound with the loud scream of someone in pain..  [+] (17 new replies) 06/28/2016 on vacuum harmonica +5
#13 - xAELiTe (06/28/2016) [-]
K
#17 - Shadow Guardian (06/28/2016) [-]
Sweet. Can you make one with this sound?
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#22 - debatman (06/28/2016) [-]
I even know where that scream is from ... saw a flash movie on 4chan of a guy cutting a piece of his dick of with a scissor.... neverforgetti lol
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#53 - thetallbeverage (06/28/2016) [-]
Okay but actually its from this.

Spoiler for porn www.spankwire.com/Screaming-Orgasm/video26317/
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#29 - profanitizer (06/28/2016) [-]
the screams from loudest orgasm ever.
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#25 - thediamondhack (06/28/2016) [-]
do you have the video`??
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#26 - debatman (06/28/2016) [-]
Sorry m8... might be a flashfile on some old harddive.. its more than 10 years ago ^^ (no idea why i saved it lol) guess i saved everything back then
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#18 - norkasthethird (06/28/2016) [-]
i'm like 90% sure he did, it's just got a higher pitch
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#20 - xAELiTe (06/28/2016) [-]
I used the latter half of that yell, yes.
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#52 - kevinipples (06/28/2016) [-]
are you positive that's not "it's wednesday my dudes"???
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#56 - xAELiTe (06/29/2016) [-]
I thought >>#17 was also It's Wednesday My Dudes. I didn't paying close enough attention.
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#58 - thesavagebreast (06/29/2016) [-]
Worlds Loudest Orgasm The one in the anime vid is loudest orgasm ever
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#48 - thesavagebreast (06/28/2016) [-]
oh, I thought it was "its Wednesday my dudes" scream
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#57 - xAELiTe (06/29/2016) [-]
>>#56
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#7 - corps (06/28/2016) [-]
#39 - hes a sith in disquise 06/14/2016 on ELLIE JR. +4