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Content Ranking:#2469
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Highest Content Rank:#348
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Content Thumbs: 29091 total,  31557 ,  2466
Comment Thumbs: 4020 total,  4194 ,  174
Content Level Progress: 96.8% (968/1000)
Level 224 Content: Mind Blower → Level 225 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Content Views:1487338
Times Content Favorited:2035 times
Total Comments Made:295
FJ Points:27876
Donger, Remaining and expanding

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    Radio Chatter Radio Chatter
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    Ouch... Ouch...
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    Huh, would you look at that Huh, would you look at that
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    FJ in three weeks FJ in three weeks
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    We did good... We did good...
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    I quit I quit
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    Goddamn birds... Goddamn birds...
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    Abortion in sign language Abortion in sign language
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    True... True...
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    MFW i go outside after a week long LAN MFW i go outside after a week...
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    Smooth Smooth
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    Well, shit... Well, shit...

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#115 - I have never truly been a die hard fanatic of any party. When … 3 hours ago on Venougext Xuaslom Mendampi +1
#123 - But really, if you unironically use a list on the internett wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2016 on How high is it? +1
#220 - anon (07/28/2016) [-]
Then again, even if the list shouldn´t be used to rate yourself, it shouldn´t be shitty either. Like wtf why being lower than 5' 8 does make me more autistic than actuall autistic person.
#1512 - **xirbitzy used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **xirbitzy rolls 64** 05/27/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#652 - **xirbitzy used "*roll picture*"** **xirbitzy rolled image ** 05/13/2016 on Admin pulls down his pants 0
#2025 - **xirbitzy used "*roll 1, 01-99*"** **xirbitzy rolls 72** 05/13/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#11 - Scandinavian here, what's so bad about hot topic?  [+] (12 new replies) 05/08/2016 on how to impress a girl +4
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#12 - bizzareslam (05/08/2016) [-]
its basically the store for edgy scene/goth kids, tons of anime and internet references all packed into a store.
they have some good stuff but the rest is just cringy
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#40 - haroldsaxon (05/09/2016) [-]
I find that it's the stores with the most shit that has the best or most pearls.
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#25 - burningchimera (05/08/2016) [-]
I'm actually a fan of that clothing style, but it's changed a lot and it's mostly nignog type clothes. That and the shitty memes.
#23 - gigabowzer (05/08/2016) [-]
I thought you were over-exaggerating, but I was proven wrong lol.
#22 - echsa (05/08/2016) [-]
oh i got one for that
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#18 - etfhan (05/08/2016) [-]
Guess I've gotten too old, but do scene/goth kids still exist, or were they fully replaced by borderline hipsters?
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#32 - wanderinglashen (05/08/2016) [-]
I remember when Hot Topic sold nothing but black clothing, spiked collars, and played heavy metal in store 24/7. Basically the whole goth thing has gone the way of everything else: melded together in this perfect ball of awful where everyone's a snowflake that can be anything they want, whenever they want, and you have to take them as seriously as they want at their convenience.

The amount of goth kids that I've witnessed lately whine about society not accepting who they are while at the same time giving society the finger is just... confusing. I mean I'm old enough now to see any version of goth culture as silly, but at least they understood action and causality 15-20 years ago. They understood their image very well, and knew hate was a two-way street. I think when it comes to anything perceived as a "culture" now, it's no different than playing dress up. You're just not allowed to tell the MySpace generation that. It's a whole lot of caring over things that people don't really care about, just imitate.

Uh, MySpace is a thing, right?
*wanders off mumbling and waving cane at passing cars*
#30 - anon (05/08/2016) [-]
Ex-Goth here

I like dark colors, chains, and skulls. That is why I used to dress goth/punk.

To me it was Metal, and i mean that both literally and figuratively. I don't dress like that anymore because I have a job that involves lots of hard work in cramped conditions in hot temperatures so I have to dress light and professional so I don't die of heat stroke.

I still like the style, but I just can't wear it myself anymore.
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#38 - etfhan (05/08/2016) [-]
Same myself, I did the metal look back in high school damn I'm old
#37 - llllxeallll (05/08/2016) [-]
Same here, I thought it looked cool, I never acted depressed or bashed conformity, I was friends with Goths, preps, jocks, nerds,etc. I just liked the style, still do to a certain extent. Most of my friends were the same. I still wear mostly black but that's about it.
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#35 - reginleif (05/08/2016) [-]
>To me it was Metal

Hot topic was not metal. :/
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#19 - bizzareslam (05/08/2016) [-]
Oh they still exist, I think the group grew
Haven't seen too many goths tho
#2 - Honestly I think i would have preffered being thrown on …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2016 on too soon? +30
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#14 - charidos (05/04/2016) [-]
This crazy faggot keeps cranking it up. Where is he going to end up ?
#17 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
in an extremely uncomfortable position
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#18 - charidos (05/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, I also feel like at one point he can't continue fucking shit up and karma will come bite him in the ass big time.
#2 - She was in a public place, at an event that was being recorded…  [+] (40 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Punished for Filming... +1070
#241 - bible (05/04/2016) [-]
Also, common sense dictates that if you make a damn fool of yourself in public, people are going to make fun of you. Sure, you're fighting for what you believe in and I can respect that, but damn if your tactics are literally kicking and screaming like a child then all you're gonna do is make everyone else with you look stupid too. If you're going to walk around with your heart on your shoulder and your political ideologies taped to your oversized ass, you should at least have so social tact and walk with some sort of a political grace.
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#233 - yourfavoritetroll (05/04/2016) [-]
This comment has more thumbs than most posts get. Congrats.
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#207 - mimiestmimiestmime (05/04/2016) [-]

She was in a public place, at an event that was being recorded. If you really can't tolerate being filmed, don't go to public places.
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#201 - selongb (05/04/2016) [-]
It physically pains me to defend triggelypuffs trainers, but I read the email, and it's less cut and dry then it may seem. The reporter in question had gone to the poképals before hand and asked if they wanted to be interviewed for this event, they both declined and asked that they not be filmed. The reporters pokégear must of been acting up though, because she decided secretly recorded the triggelypuffs in her natural environment. Now while nothing illegal was done, it is still rather douchey to ask someone if you can record them and then do it anyway if they refuse, and it does raise questions about our poképhotographer reporters journalistic ethics.
#156 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
I want to thumb but... 666 thumbs is something I don't want to change.
#162 - skelebones (05/04/2016) [-]
I know what you mean anon...
#139 - whiteobama (05/04/2016) [-]
That is actually a kind of insane logic. "If you don't want to be filmed, don't go out" sounds like something in the style of 1984. I get that Triglypuff kind of deserves the hate, but I doubt anyone would like to live in a society where any embarrassing moment could go viral.
#178 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
Well guess what junior, that is the world we live in, welcome to the "CURRENT YEAR" faggot.
#267 - anon (05/23/2016) [-]
Unfortunately, it is the truth. You have no expectation of privacy in public, therefore you can be filmed without giving consent (stores have been doing it for ages). This is why you can film cops at work, and they can do nothing about it. Additionally, the photographer has legal rights to your image (makes no sense to me but whatever) as ownership of image laws say that the photographer owns, not the subject.
#169 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
Well it might be faulty logic when it comes to every public space and I kind of agree with you (besides you loose your "don't film me" priviledges only in a group, not when somebody follows you around with a camera - you have to be a "public" person to loose that too) but you kind of loose it when attending public organised events. All of them can be legally documented and audience (and documenting them specifically for their reactions) is part of the event. No going around that one.
#149 - heyyoutoo (05/04/2016) [-]
Are you Finnish?
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#154 - whiteobama (05/04/2016) [-]
No, but If it's about the picture I know what it says.
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#134 - leshiggydonatello (05/04/2016) [-]
#actually that's not how the law works in a lot of places. you can get in deep shit for recording someone without their knowledge/consent.
#85 - topcommentmime (05/04/2016) [-]
She was in a public place, at an event that was being recorded. If you really can't tolerate being filmed, don't go to public places.
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#226 - dgurevich (05/04/2016) [-]
Rule #19
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
#173 - mimemimiestmime (05/04/2016) [-]
She was in a public place, at an event that was being recorded. If you really can't tolerate being filmed, don't go to public places.
#59 - surstromming (05/04/2016) [-]
i just finished watching this movie a little over an hour ago, i didnt like it very much, it had some fun parts but it just didnt feel like it was complete idk.
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#240 - itsthetie (05/04/2016) [-]
it's alright, not fantastic, but not terrible either. Opinions are fantastic
#242 - surstromming (05/04/2016) [-]
Even though it turns out most people disagree with me, i'm still happy because you replied to me. love your content
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#246 - itsthetie (05/04/2016) [-]
Well, opinions aren't that welcome on certain cartoons apparently, haha. Thanks a lot man, glad you like it
#220 - thewanderinghatter (05/04/2016) [-]
jk, people can say what they want
#228 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
Can you tell me where that videos from?
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#229 - thewanderinghatter (05/04/2016) [-]
dumblr 2 KawaiiPiranha Cartoons

Here's a link to it
#186 - slenderwolf (05/04/2016) [-]
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#117 - emptysuperman (05/04/2016) [-]
Form what I can tell, the only diehard fans are people that watched it as children. It's an okay movie. Stay on the internet longer and you'll see diehard fans of Tangled when they grow up.
#93 - amusingusername (05/04/2016) [-]
Oh my god, you can't say that here.

Just kidding, personally I love it but it might just be nostalgia speaking since I used to watch it as a kid.
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#266 - jaggsauce (05/08/2016) [-]
#137 - yolobrolo (05/04/2016) [-]
"You can't say that here" is exactly whats happening on college campuses nowadays. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMAK8acNxng
#143 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
It's a joke here though, no one's deleting his comment and account for it, just thumbing him down because disagreement
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#124 - sacredmagic (05/04/2016) [-]
The horse BIT me in the BUTT!
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#109 - oxymoronking (05/04/2016) [-]
i never watched it as a kid, and did a year or so ago, and it was golden
#136 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
Subtle, Carlos; kinda subtle.
#58 - supersixfourr (05/04/2016) [-]
mfw she started flailing her arms in the air like flag on Mt Everest
#44 - asaunde (05/04/2016) [-]
While I think Trigglypuff acted idiotically, it is worth noting that filming someone and posting it on youtube is technically a sue-able offense. Granted it would probably fail since there was no "reasonable expectation of privacy." but maybe a case could be made that there was an expectation that the actions would be contained to the crowd, not put on the web. Point is there is something there to be argued on.
#62 - oriphiel (05/04/2016) [-]
there really isnt anything to be argued on. i could sue you right now for dumb reasons like your username offending me. you can use for literally anything, even if its not a real reason. however that just means the judge will throw out the case and laugh at you.
#35 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
Maybe she needs "safe space"
#181 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
And that safe space should be the Sun.
#79 - sjohnson (05/04/2016) [-]
If it's an elevator it would exceed maximum capacity
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#74 - Visual (05/04/2016) [-]
I don't think there's a space big enough to accommodate her
#13 - neggernegernger (05/03/2016) [-]
**neggernegernger used "*roll picture*"**
**neggernegernger rolled image** Or just don't make a idiot of yourself, both ways work
#9 - Sounds like the type of **** my "hilarious" single a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2016 on Spit Food +22
#16 - anon (05/03/2016) [-]
Better than the "I'm random, I'm funny" kids.
#8 - Comment deleted 05/02/2016 on Spit Food 0

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