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#2222 - evilhomer (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by xing
#2291 - NutHut ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
#2290 - Ken M (04/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #2289 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
HI THEREALSUPERDERPY
#2287 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
You are beautiful. The very definition of it. Your long hair, your perfectly toned face. Could it really be that you are perfect? I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. And As we stare into the bright light of the moon and time passes without remorse, I know that this dream has come true. We slowly go to sleep as each of us holds hands. I wake first the next morning, noticing your head on my left shoulder and how your smooth, long hair flows like a river over my arm. You sleep so fair, so quiet. With every breath you take I notice more and more that yes, you are the one. I caress the locks of your hair ever so gently. Smooth like silk. You suddenly awake, and smile to see that I am the first thing you see. We talk about things that don't matter, but I really could care less. You are the best I will ever have and I think, no, I KNOW that I am the luckiest man in the world. Oh Takara, a maiden so fair. Your imperfections are perfect. Your voice is melodic, like that of an angel. Your beautiful eyes ever so entrancing, your skin as smooth as that of a newborn's. We are trapped on this island, but neither of us could really care. We are happy, and that is all that really matters. As I stare out into the ocean waves, I imagine our future. Bright, like the sun. We are the perfect couple, and both of us know it. We love each-other unconditionally, and our love is everlasting like the very universe we inhabit. We are never sad, always happy. We never argue, only love. You wish to bear children, but I cannot bring myself to think of polluting something that is so innocent. This does not stop me however, of thinking of how those beautiful beings would be. Three boys, all with the eyes of their mother and the nose of their father.
User avatar #2276 - lametitan (12/28/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2274 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
You are beautiful. The very definition of it. Your long hair, your perfectly toned face. Could it really be that you are perfect? I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. And As we stare into the bright light of the moon and time passes without remorse, I know that this dream has come true. We slowly go to sleep as each of us holds hands. I wake first the next morning, noticing your head on my left shoulder and how your smooth, long hair flows like a river over my arm. You sleep so fair, so quiet. With every breath you take I notice more and more that yes, you are the one. I caress the locks of your hair ever so gently. Smooth like silk. You suddenly awake, and smile to see that I am the first thing you see. We talk about things that don't matter, but I really could care less. You are the best I will ever have and I think, no, I KNOW that I am the luckiest man in the world. Oh Takara, a maiden so fair. Your imperfections are perfect. Your voice is melodic, like that of an angel. Your beautiful eyes ever so entrancing, your skin as smooth as that of a newborn's. We are trapped on this island, but neither of us could really care. We are happy, and that is all that really matters. As I stare out into the ocean waves, I imagine our future. Bright, like the sun. We are the perfect couple, and both of us know it. We love each-other unconditionally, and our love is everlasting like the very universe we inhabit. We are never sad, always happy. We never argue, only love. You wish to bear children, but I cannot bring myself to think of polluting something that is so innocent. This does not stop me however, of thinking of how those beautiful beings would be. Three boys, all with the eyes of their mother and the nose of their father.
User avatar #2272 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
faggot
#2265 - xing (09/05/2014) [-]
Sometime I wish people that say they are friendly, don't kill me over walls that could have came down if ask to.

Some people

I also wish people talked to me on my profile more
User avatar #2263 - ttttttttttttttt (08/20/2014) [-]
You are beautiful. The very definition of it. Your long hair, your perfectly toned face. Could it really be that you are perfect? I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. And As we stare into the bright light of the moon and time passes without remorse, I know that this dream has come true. We slowly go to sleep as each of us holds hands. I wake first the next morning, noticing your head on my left shoulder and how your smooth, long hair flows like a river over my arm. You sleep so fair, so quiet. With every breath you take I notice more and more that yes, you are the one. I caress the locks of your hair ever so gently. Smooth like silk. You suddenly awake, and smile to see that I am the first thing you see. We talk about things that don't matter, but I really could care less. You are the best I will ever have and I think, no, I KNOW that I am the luckiest man in the world. Oh Takara, a maiden so fair. Your imperfections are perfect. Your voice is melodic, like that of an angel. Your beautiful eyes ever so entrancing, your skin as smooth as that of a newborn's. We are trapped on this island, but neither of us could really care. We are happy, and that is all that really matters. As I stare out into the ocean waves, I imagine our future. Bright, like the sun. We are the perfect couple, and both of us know it. We love each-other unconditionally, and our love is everlasting like the very universe we inhabit. We are never sad, always happy. We never argue, only love. You wish to bear children, but I cannot bring myself to think of polluting something that is so innocent. This does not stop me however, of thinking of how those beautiful beings would be. Three boys, all with the eyes of their mother and the nose of their father.
User avatar #2264 to #2263 - xing (08/20/2014) [-]
fghjkl
#2249 to #2248 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
Whats up kiddo?
#2250 to #2249 - vinylgirl (08/02/2014) [-]
Eh just chillin and being bored lol   
   
U?
Eh just chillin and being bored lol

U?
#2251 to #2250 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
That is basically my life.
I am about to head over to the movies to see the one movie with the raccoon
#2252 to #2251 - vinylgirl (08/02/2014) [-]
Heh, good!   
   
Oh, you mean galaxy quest 6?
Heh, good!

Oh, you mean galaxy quest 6?
#2253 to #2252 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't have the money for galaxy quest 6.   
I have to watch galaxy quest 2 in 1D
I don't have the money for galaxy quest 6.
I have to watch galaxy quest 2 in 1D
#2254 to #2253 - vinylgirl (08/02/2014) [-]
Not before u watch raccoons from mars part 4 first
#2255 to #2254 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
part 1 and 2 was good.
but part 3 had no story to it
I hope part 4 and 5 are better
#2256 to #2255 - vinylgirl (08/02/2014) [-]
I heard there´s a hardcore sex scene in part 4

dis gon be gud
#2257 to #2256 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
I hope my mom doesn't cover my eyes this time
#2258 to #2257 - vinylgirl has deleted their comment [-]
#2259 to #2258 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
I payed $7 to see raccoons having sex in 3D
and she just says no.
no fun times ever
#2260 to #2259 - vinylgirl (08/02/2014) [-]
Come here you   
   
just hug it out
Come here you

just hug it out
#2261 to #2260 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
Well I need to take a shower and get ready.
I'll be back in like 6 hours or so
maybe?
I don't know
#2262 to #2261 - vinylgirl (08/02/2014) [-]
Okay! U have fun!
Okay! U have fun!
#2239 - xing (07/05/2014) [-]
seniorawesomesauceis this you?
seniorawesomesauceis this you?
#2245 to #2239 - vinylgirl (07/14/2014) [-]
And of course Sensei himself
And of course Sensei himself
#2241 to #2239 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
this is you
this is you
#2242 to #2241 - xing (07/06/2014) [-]
nou
nou
#2236 - vinylgirl (07/02/2014) [-]
I am prett fly for a xing
I am prett fly for a xing
#2237 to #2236 - xing (07/02/2014) [-]
Nice
Nice
#2224 - vinylgirl (06/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
How to eat ass
User avatar #2226 to #2224 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I never knew how to eat an ass
thanks
User avatar #2225 to #2224 - xing (06/30/2014) [-]
I never knew how to eat an ass
thanks
#2227 to #2225 - vinylgirl (06/30/2014) [-]
#4datass   
   
   
seniorawesomesauce
#4datass


seniorawesomesauce
User avatar #2229 to #2227 - xing (06/30/2014) [-]
next time ill remember to buy mayo before i eat ass
#2230 to #2229 - vinylgirl (06/30/2014) [-]
mayo is essential bro

what kinda pleb doesnt eat ass without mayo?

****** amateurs
#2231 to #2230 - xing (06/30/2014) [-]
knowing is half the battle
#2232 to #2231 - vinylgirl (06/30/2014) [-]
I am glad u do xingy   
   
One day, u will be the greatest ass eaters of all time
I am glad u do xingy

One day, u will be the greatest ass eaters of all time
#2233 to #2232 - xing (06/30/2014) [-]
maybe one day
#2234 to #2233 - vinylgirl (06/30/2014) [-]
well uhm.. when u do, u can call me, my number: 123-456-7890
well uhm.. when u do, u can call me, my number: 123-456-7890
#2235 to #2234 - xing (06/30/2014) [-]
Ill keep it in mind
User avatar #2220 - tkich (06/20/2014) [-]
Pretty pooch?

I think so.
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