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#2707620 - All American  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Friendly +1
#2707621 - pyyro (02/28/2015) [-]
#86994 - I just drank a jar of moon shine I then took a shower whi… 02/28/2015 on xblthatguy's profile 0
#86992 - one of those sad nights got nothing to do and no one to do…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on xblthatguy's profile 0
#86993 - xblthatguy (02/28/2015) [-]
Liven? How?
User avatar #86994 - xing (02/28/2015) [-]
I just drank a jar of moon shine
I then took a shower while drinking ET
I threw up outside
Now i am going to go to to bed
I hate everything
#86990 - So? What is Mr.XBL up to?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2015 on xblthatguy's profile 0
#86991 - xblthatguy (02/28/2015) [-]
Not much, and you?
User avatar #86992 - xing (02/28/2015) [-]
one of those sad nights
got nothing to do and no one to do it with
liven it up tho
#86993 - xblthatguy (02/28/2015) [-]
Liven? How?
User avatar #86994 - xing (02/28/2015) [-]
I just drank a jar of moon shine
I then took a shower while drinking ET
I threw up outside
Now i am going to go to to bed
I hate everything
#86988 - How's it going kiddo? Long time no see You know what I mean?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2015 on xblthatguy's profile 0
#86989 - xblthatguy (02/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, I do know what you mean.
User avatar #86990 - xing (02/28/2015) [-]
So?
What is Mr.XBL up to?
#86991 - xblthatguy (02/28/2015) [-]
Not much, and you?
User avatar #86992 - xing (02/28/2015) [-]
one of those sad nights
got nothing to do and no one to do it with
liven it up tho
#86993 - xblthatguy (02/28/2015) [-]
Liven? How?
User avatar #86994 - xing (02/28/2015) [-]
I just drank a jar of moon shine
I then took a shower while drinking ET
I threw up outside
Now i am going to go to to bed
I hate everything
#2705835 - But I thought that kills people  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2705836 - ocanom (02/28/2015) [-]
everything that kills me makes me feel alive

or something idk save me
User avatar #2705854 - guerrillagrodd (02/28/2015) [-]
is it cool then if I kill you
User avatar #2705855 - ocanom (02/28/2015) [-]
if u think u can kiddo lmao

nice text bt dubs
#2705859 - guerrillagrodd (02/28/2015) [-]
thank
#2705743 - maybe I should just drink a lot more what could go wrong  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Friendly +1
#2705744 - NutHut (02/28/2015) [-]
Do it
#2705737 - this **** has no alcohol taste in it at all B…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2705742 - NutHut (02/28/2015) [-]
But do you feel it?
#2705743 - xing (02/28/2015) [-]
maybe I should just drink a lot more
what could go wrong
#2705744 - NutHut (02/28/2015) [-]
Do it
#2705720 - yeah you are like never on when they are  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2705723 - lametitan (02/28/2015) [-]
there was a time but nobody ever mentioned anything to me that night
#2705718 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Friendly +2
User avatar #2705724 - hunman (02/28/2015) [-]
Because when you drink the whole, you'll be full of moon :3
User avatar #2705745 - heartsickruben (02/28/2015) [-]
Ooof

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#2222 - evilhomer (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by xing
User avatar #2276 - lametitan (12/28/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2274 - therealsuperderpy (11/18/2014) [-]
You are beautiful. The very definition of it. Your long hair, your perfectly toned face. Could it really be that you are perfect? I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. And As we stare into the bright light of the moon and time passes without remorse, I know that this dream has come true. We slowly go to sleep as each of us holds hands. I wake first the next morning, noticing your head on my left shoulder and how your smooth, long hair flows like a river over my arm. You sleep so fair, so quiet. With every breath you take I notice more and more that yes, you are the one. I caress the locks of your hair ever so gently. Smooth like silk. You suddenly awake, and smile to see that I am the first thing you see. We talk about things that don't matter, but I really could care less. You are the best I will ever have and I think, no, I KNOW that I am the luckiest man in the world. Oh Takara, a maiden so fair. Your imperfections are perfect. Your voice is melodic, like that of an angel. Your beautiful eyes ever so entrancing, your skin as smooth as that of a newborn's. We are trapped on this island, but neither of us could really care. We are happy, and that is all that really matters. As I stare out into the ocean waves, I imagine our future. Bright, like the sun. We are the perfect couple, and both of us know it. We love each-other unconditionally, and our love is everlasting like the very universe we inhabit. We are never sad, always happy. We never argue, only love. You wish to bear children, but I cannot bring myself to think of polluting something that is so innocent. This does not stop me however, of thinking of how those beautiful beings would be. Three boys, all with the eyes of their mother and the nose of their father.
User avatar #2272 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
faggot
#2265 - xing (09/05/2014) [-]
Sometime I wish people that say they are friendly, don't kill me over walls that could have came down if ask to.

Some people

I also wish people talked to me on my profile more
User avatar #2263 - ttttttttttttttt (08/20/2014) [-]
You are beautiful. The very definition of it. Your long hair, your perfectly toned face. Could it really be that you are perfect? I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. And As we stare into the bright light of the moon and time passes without remorse, I know that this dream has come true. We slowly go to sleep as each of us holds hands. I wake first the next morning, noticing your head on my left shoulder and how your smooth, long hair flows like a river over my arm. You sleep so fair, so quiet. With every breath you take I notice more and more that yes, you are the one. I caress the locks of your hair ever so gently. Smooth like silk. You suddenly awake, and smile to see that I am the first thing you see. We talk about things that don't matter, but I really could care less. You are the best I will ever have and I think, no, I KNOW that I am the luckiest man in the world. Oh Takara, a maiden so fair. Your imperfections are perfect. Your voice is melodic, like that of an angel. Your beautiful eyes ever so entrancing, your skin as smooth as that of a newborn's. We are trapped on this island, but neither of us could really care. We are happy, and that is all that really matters. As I stare out into the ocean waves, I imagine our future. Bright, like the sun. We are the perfect couple, and both of us know it. We love each-other unconditionally, and our love is everlasting like the very universe we inhabit. We are never sad, always happy. We never argue, only love. You wish to bear children, but I cannot bring myself to think of polluting something that is so innocent. This does not stop me however, of thinking of how those beautiful beings would be. Three boys, all with the eyes of their mother and the nose of their father.
User avatar #2264 to #2263 - xing (08/20/2014) [-]
fghjkl
#2249 to #2248 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
Whats up kiddo?
#2250 to #2249 - vinylgirl (08/02/2014) [-]
Eh just chillin and being bored lol   
   
U?
Eh just chillin and being bored lol

U?
#2251 to #2250 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
That is basically my life.
I am about to head over to the movies to see the one movie with the raccoon
#2252 to #2251 - vinylgirl (08/02/2014) [-]
Heh, good!   
   
Oh, you mean galaxy quest 6?
Heh, good!

Oh, you mean galaxy quest 6?
#2253 to #2252 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't have the money for galaxy quest 6.   
I have to watch galaxy quest 2 in 1D
I don't have the money for galaxy quest 6.
I have to watch galaxy quest 2 in 1D
#2254 to #2253 - vinylgirl (08/02/2014) [-]
Not before u watch raccoons from mars part 4 first
#2255 to #2254 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
part 1 and 2 was good.
but part 3 had no story to it
I hope part 4 and 5 are better
#2256 to #2255 - vinylgirl (08/02/2014) [-]
I heard there´s a hardcore sex scene in part 4

dis gon be gud
#2257 to #2256 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
I hope my mom doesn't cover my eyes this time
#2258 to #2257 - vinylgirl has deleted their comment [-]
#2259 to #2258 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
I payed $7 to see raccoons having sex in 3D
and she just says no.
no fun times ever
#2260 to #2259 - vinylgirl (08/02/2014) [-]
Come here you   
   
just hug it out
Come here you

just hug it out
#2261 to #2260 - xing (08/02/2014) [-]
Well I need to take a shower and get ready.
I'll be back in like 6 hours or so
maybe?
I don't know
#2262 to #2261 - vinylgirl (08/02/2014) [-]
Okay! U have fun!
Okay! U have fun!
#2239 - xing (07/05/2014) [-]
seniorawesomesauceis this you?
seniorawesomesauceis this you?
#2245 to #2239 - vinylgirl (07/14/2014) [-]
And of course Sensei himself
And of course Sensei himself
#2241 to #2239 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
this is you
this is you
#2242 to #2241 - xing (07/06/2014) [-]
nou
nou
#2236 - vinylgirl (07/02/2014) [-]
I am prett fly for a xing
I am prett fly for a xing
#2237 to #2236 - xing (07/02/2014) [-]
Nice
Nice
#2224 - vinylgirl (06/30/2014) [-]
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How to eat ass
User avatar #2226 to #2224 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I never knew how to eat an ass
thanks
User avatar #2225 to #2224 - xing (06/30/2014) [-]
I never knew how to eat an ass
thanks
#2227 to #2225 - vinylgirl (06/30/2014) [-]
#4datass   
   
   
seniorawesomesauce
#4datass


seniorawesomesauce
User avatar #2229 to #2227 - xing (06/30/2014) [-]
next time ill remember to buy mayo before i eat ass
#2230 to #2229 - vinylgirl (06/30/2014) [-]
mayo is essential bro

what kinda pleb doesnt eat ass without mayo?

****** amateurs
#2231 to #2230 - xing (06/30/2014) [-]
knowing is half the battle
#2232 to #2231 - vinylgirl (06/30/2014) [-]
I am glad u do xingy   
   
One day, u will be the greatest ass eaters of all time
I am glad u do xingy

One day, u will be the greatest ass eaters of all time
#2233 to #2232 - xing (06/30/2014) [-]
maybe one day
#2234 to #2233 - vinylgirl (06/30/2014) [-]
well uhm.. when u do, u can call me, my number: 123-456-7890
well uhm.. when u do, u can call me, my number: 123-456-7890
#2235 to #2234 - xing (06/30/2014) [-]
Ill keep it in mind
User avatar #2220 - tkich (06/20/2014) [-]
Pretty pooch?

I think so.
#2208 - NutHut (03/04/2014) [-]
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#2209 to #2208 - xing (03/04/2014) [-]
!Stop
!Stop
User avatar #2210 to #2209 - NutHut (03/04/2014) [-]
Dude. Look at that ****** kid gettin decked.
#2211 to #2210 - xing (03/04/2014) [-]
It almost looks fake.   
Almost
It almost looks fake.
Almost
User avatar #2212 to #2211 - NutHut (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah but its hilarious tho
#2213 to #2212 - xing (03/04/2014) [-]
You're hilarious tho
#2214 to #2213 - NutHut (03/04/2014) [-]
Do ya mean it pops?
#2216 to #2215 - NutHut (03/04/2014) [-]
brb suicide
User avatar #2204 - ttttttttttttttt (02/08/2014) [-]
So is there actually a reason you deleted me this time, or did the magical notes tell you to?
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