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#236 - "Goku is the closest character to a Mary Sue that I can e…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Fighting my older brother... 0
#240 - larknok (12/18/2014) [-]
I know it's not easy for you to imagine that someone could possibly not like the shows that you do for legitimate reasons, but I'll try my best to explain.

Rather than argue the definition of what a mary sue constitutes, let's make this abundantly clear: Goku is not an interesting character. We all want to be Goku because he's an ideal and nothing short of it. His moral character, physical and emotional endurance etc. are what we strive for -- not something we can easily identify with.

Also, "some of my attacks take awhile to charge" is not a fucking character flaw. Neither is "when I make myself millions of times stronger than usual, I can only obliterate small star clusters for a few minutes." In fact, even listing these as character flaws shows that you are literally equivocating power with character. They aren't the fucking same.

Here's one of Goku's flaws -- he literally decides the future of his children for them by forcing them into the same sort of fighting ring he exists in, and otherwise ignores them. He's not a good Dad, like, at all. But I can't give the show credit for this flaw, because it never considers exploring that angle of Goku -- because it's not interested in giving the supreme ideal character real flaws.

The writing is shit too. Go watch the Cell final battle. It's fucking cringe worthy.
#256 - magmon (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, he totally forces them. Which is why Gohan is not a Z-Fighter, but a scholar. When he was a kid, they had no other options. He was the strongest thing on Earth.

Vegeta's writing is the shit. Honestly, I love Vegeta and most everything about his development.
#260 - larknok (12/18/2014) [-]
"Bad guy gone good" has been done in a million other places in a million better ways. I'm sorry if he was your first, but it doesn't change the fact that Vegeta is a cardboard cutout.
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#245 - larknok (12/18/2014) [-]
No, I certainly have watched DBZ.

I watched it when I was younger, and tried coming back to it about a year ago, expecting it to be good.

Instead, what I found was shitty writing and a plot I didn't care about -- a power struggle between good and evil. I just don't care about that anymore. I really don't care if the good guys have enough power to beat the bad guys in a fictional universe.
#216 - Stop throwing around the "Mary-Sue" buzzword like yo…  [+] (24 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Fighting my older brother... +35
#366 - tarabostes (12/18/2014) [-]
Isn't sparing someone and letting them live the same thing?



















The rest is nicely written tho!
User avatar #241 - megaton (12/18/2014) [-]
i hated that death battle. it seemed so wrong. i feel like there is a chance superman would win. but not like that.
User avatar #244 - LeifEricson (12/18/2014) [-]
you see goku would lose Superman has so many more powers than most people know cause they dont read the comics when they made this video they got wit the biggest fan group and writers and comic/manga book nerds and companys and they spent 4 months just coming up with the final result to be as accurate as possible goku lost cause his arrogance to fight some one at their best and he also can fly in space and not need air and superman has done some shit goku would need to be super sayan 69 to do and super man didnt even break a sweat
#249 - larknok (12/18/2014) [-]
This is the autistic shit I was talking about.

Why the fuck do you care which fictional and artificially strong character is stronger? You're not going to show which character is a better character, just which writer is a shittier writer.

You know what? I'm going to create the blandest, most powerful character I can right now, and he's going to be called SupremeMan. SupremeMan is better than everything and everyone. He's benevolent, so that means he cares about all the good things in the world and tries his best to protect them. He succeeds because there are no limits to his power. When people try to attack him, they always fail, and can never even land a punch, ever. Occasionally, for the purpose of creating tension, SupremeMan will be faced with a new big bad guy who can somehow match his power temporarily, before SupremeMan ultimately grows from this stupid experience somehow and comes out even more powerful. And I'll run this same plot arch with a new villain five or six times, before I just decide "fuck it, SupremeMan is the best" and retire the character forever.
#339 - godisbert (12/18/2014) [-]
He's called Saitama, and there's a really good manga about a character so powerful he can end all fights with a punch. mangafox.me/manga/onepunch_man/
#279 - LeifEricson (12/18/2014) [-]
brah like dood like omg you just got baited with you suprememan

btw heres you supremeMAN

hes a burito scorpion sayan MAN
#271 - LeifEricson (12/18/2014) [-]
#251 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Holy shit you're a faggot kid. You call debating over fictional characters autistic, yet there you are spouting your opinion on an anime.

Trolling on funnyjunk, and you have the gall to call other people autistic?
#254 - larknok (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm not sharing a positive opinion of an anime. I'm trying to point out that there's far, far better things in the world to enjoy than DBZ, and that it is revealing of a dominating respect for power that people like it at all, which is a bad thing.

Debating over fictional characters isn't autistic. Debating over which fictional character is more powerful is. One character might be more interesting or better developed than another, and that's a debate honestly worth having. Durr hurr, "the writers made this one more powerful than that one" isn't interesting at all.
#272 - LeifEricson (12/18/2014) [-]
#255 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
"Far, fare better things in the world to enjoy than DBZ"

That's an opinion you fucking idiot.

"One character might be more interesting or better developed than another, and that's a debate honestly worth having."

That's another opinion you dolt.

Honestly, get off Funnyjunk and go outside.
#258 - larknok (12/18/2014) [-]
Of course they're fucking opinions!

Not all opinion concerning debates are equal. For example, you could either have a debate about which country would win in a war, and compare their respective military strengths and weaknesses, and try to discern to the best of your ability -- and in the end, you would form an opinion.

Or, you could debate about which bland character has been arbitrarily given more power in their respective fictional universes: Goku or Superman.

Do you see the difference? I sure hope so.

If I haven't made it sufficiently clear yet, I'm not trolling. I honestly think that anybody who finds DBZ to be more than just visually entertaining needs to branch out and try new things.
#273 - LeifEricson (12/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #331 - garyhasmorebadges (12/18/2014) [-]
Is that the only reaction image you have?
#221 - larknok (12/18/2014) [-]
Listen here you magnanimous faggot.

Goku is the closest character to a Mary Sue that I can even conceive of. He's friendly, constantly striving to get better, only wants whats good for other people, is willing to sacrifice himself, and pushes his limits beyond all finite barriers.

Sure, he has to work for the power, but its literally nothing more than doing sit ups in a gravity chamber and screaming to muster the strength to defeat a big bad guy whose motives have never made any sense.

If you could get your head out of your ass and see what people can actually do with characters, you would be sick to your stomach every time someone praises Goku as an interesting character. He's not fucking interesting. He's a 12 year old boy's wet dream, and nothing more.

I bet you screamed trying to go Super Saiyan as a kid, you giant faggot.
#236 - ximpossibrux (12/18/2014) [-]
"Goku is the closest character to a Mary Sue that I can even conceive of."

Well shit, you must have quite the limited brain then. Downright retarded by my books.

Anyways, thanks for confirming you've never watched the show.
#240 - larknok (12/18/2014) [-]
I know it's not easy for you to imagine that someone could possibly not like the shows that you do for legitimate reasons, but I'll try my best to explain.

Rather than argue the definition of what a mary sue constitutes, let's make this abundantly clear: Goku is not an interesting character. We all want to be Goku because he's an ideal and nothing short of it. His moral character, physical and emotional endurance etc. are what we strive for -- not something we can easily identify with.

Also, "some of my attacks take awhile to charge" is not a fucking character flaw. Neither is "when I make myself millions of times stronger than usual, I can only obliterate small star clusters for a few minutes." In fact, even listing these as character flaws shows that you are literally equivocating power with character. They aren't the fucking same.

Here's one of Goku's flaws -- he literally decides the future of his children for them by forcing them into the same sort of fighting ring he exists in, and otherwise ignores them. He's not a good Dad, like, at all. But I can't give the show credit for this flaw, because it never considers exploring that angle of Goku -- because it's not interested in giving the supreme ideal character real flaws.

The writing is shit too. Go watch the Cell final battle. It's fucking cringe worthy.
#256 - magmon (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, he totally forces them. Which is why Gohan is not a Z-Fighter, but a scholar. When he was a kid, they had no other options. He was the strongest thing on Earth.

Vegeta's writing is the shit. Honestly, I love Vegeta and most everything about his development.
#260 - larknok (12/18/2014) [-]
"Bad guy gone good" has been done in a million other places in a million better ways. I'm sorry if he was your first, but it doesn't change the fact that Vegeta is a cardboard cutout.
#243 - megaton has deleted their comment.
#245 - larknok (12/18/2014) [-]
No, I certainly have watched DBZ.

I watched it when I was younger, and tried coming back to it about a year ago, expecting it to be good.

Instead, what I found was shitty writing and a plot I didn't care about -- a power struggle between good and evil. I just don't care about that anymore. I really don't care if the good guys have enough power to beat the bad guys in a fictional universe.
#230 - demjimmies (12/18/2014) [-]
#16 - *Reads description* Thanks Doc!  [+] (6 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Fighting my older brother... +129
User avatar #311 - solomon (12/18/2014) [-]
when were vegeta and piccolo ever in the same room smiling
User avatar #55 - kokanum (12/18/2014) [-]
Def Leppards Excitable almost matches the GIF, but I still like it
#28 - Rammencup (12/18/2014) [-]
meanwhile
User avatar #52 - bronynexgen (12/18/2014) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #54 - sabcy (12/18/2014) [-]
I bring almighty sauce: e621.net/post/index/1/minus8
#29 - Rammencup (12/18/2014) [-]
#723639 - It wasn't suppose to be taken literally you cum bucket.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#723643 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Stfu nigger, your mom wasn't suppose to be taken literally.
#723687 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
listen here you fucking spic, the only reason you're allowed to post is your phanact mom anal fucked your gay dad.
#38 - Drawn Together was a masterpiece 07/25/2013 on How asians see the world +15
#9 - EXPLAIN TO ME, WHY WAS KODAKA BEING SUCHA BITCH? Why …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2013 on If only... 0
#11 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
What kind of gay cunt doesnt appreciate his harem?
#10 - meowthenin (05/04/2013) [-]
Did you not pay attention to the Rika/Kodaka scenes? He was afraid of change. He was happy. He had friends and felt that if he let himself date Sena it would ruin the group. They make it abundantly clear to the viewers that all the girls wanted Kodaka and he knew it, so he had to walk on thin ice to protect this point of happiness he's wanted for 10 years since the days of Taka/Sora. Even Aoi mentions how it's smart of him not to get involved with any of them.

TL;DR You need to pay attention.
#13 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
Explain this to me, why did Yozora hate the fact of them becoming friends. Every episode she doesn't want anyone to be friends, and ends up going off and crying once Rika and Kodaka confirm their friendship?
#37 - delivering (05/04/2013) [-]
Because she wanted Kodaka all to herself, obviously.
She didn't make the club in order to make friends, she made the club in order to be with Kodaka.
That's also why she made the poster with the cryptic message - she expected that no one would get the message, and she would be able to be alone with Kodaka in the club, while also maintaining the pretense of making the club for making friends.
However, some people did get the message, and joined the club, and that kinda foiled her plans.
And she obviously hates Kodaka becoming closer to any of the other girls for obvious reasons - she likes him, and she knows the other girls like him too, and is afraid the he might choose one of them over her.
#12 - badboycoen (05/04/2013) [-]
Still doesn't make it better.


Fuck sena, yozora's the best
#50 - Who the hell are the westboro bapist church?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on BEST NEWS STORY EVER! +1
#60 - tyroneisanigger (04/28/2013) [-]
Religious extremists that really hate homosexuals, dead soldiers and basically anyone and anything that doesn't agree with "god supposed writings".
#51 - demjimmies (04/28/2013) [-]
They're like Hitler, minus the awesome.
User avatar #54 - bradonloch (04/28/2013) [-]
And the charisma
#18 - I'm pretty sure he means why is Yuri much more acceptable then… 03/19/2013 on Dating Frustration +23
#94 - Picture 03/17/2013 on Darn you Kakka-carrot-cake +1
#124 - Yeaa.... that part made me go "wtf" as well. 03/05/2013 on titles are hard to think of +1
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