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#60 - You wouldn't be saying that if you were one of the people he w…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2013 on bored -4
#61 - crotchlesshotpants (08/14/2013) [-]
Wouldn't Shmouldn't
User avatar #85 - sinclairr (08/14/2013) [-]
First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.

Then they came for the socialists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew.

Then they came for the Catholics,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Catholic.

Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me.
#54 - I find it funny how so many of these people are defending Puti…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/14/2013 on bored +4
#118 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
Well.. at least Russia won't have Arabic immigrants like the ones I hear you guys complaining about in Europe.
#115 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
But hes right on all accounts. You cant blame him for being right.
User avatar #113 - pajsor (08/15/2013) [-]
He did not pass it personally, this law was voted for in national assembly or something, it wasn't probably even his idea.

You must understand that is just the way slavic mentality works, in Serbia (I'm from Serbia) similar law could be enforced (because people want it) . Serbs and Russians share a specific mentality (call it backwards or primitive I don't care).
It's not like we are against gay people they ,we just want gays to be more discrete, not kissing in public, not going to parades, nobody cares what they do in their bedrooms. Even legalizing gay marriage is ok. But when I see a gay couple kissing, it makes me sick (I want to puke). That doesn't happen because gays are too scared to do something like this because somebody would beat the crap outta them (even an old lady with a stick beat a gay couple once)
Ask anyone in Russia/Serbia they will tell you being gay is sick, some (actually most) people consider it an illness. That's just the way things are here.

I am also bothered by the fact that every fucking show has to have a gay/lesbian couple it's just fucking annoying. It's like in the movies there is always an unnecessary black guy who always dies first.



#122 - crotchlesshotpants (08/15/2013) [-]
Your last comparison made me laugh
Unnecessary Homos^^
But you're right - They are unnecessary
and only in because of "diversity"
User avatar #109 - whatshisnutz (08/15/2013) [-]
In Soviet Russia Sense makes YOU
User avatar #99 - chiefrunnyjeans (08/14/2013) [-]
He's funny and he's a badass. I don't care. And I think he is referring to Arabs, specifically Muslims, as primitive. Which I'm completely fine with. Those Islamic ragheads have been waging a war against Russia for years.
User avatar #77 - theracistpanda (08/14/2013) [-]
Although that may be true, he's funny. That's all that really matters on here.
User avatar #75 - yorker (08/14/2013) [-]
Your name is really stupid.
#69 - anonymous (08/14/2013) [-]
Fuck admins, yourself included.
User avatar #68 - pioneermhm (08/14/2013) [-]
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK! It's a joke, calm the fuck down. We come to funnyjunk for funny, and when someone does something funny, let it be Gaddafi or Putin, we share it. Same thing goes with other jokes such as Zimmerman, Muslims, black people, Mexicans etc. We're not hating or liking them, we're just sharing funny stuff. Now, could all of you calm the fuck down.
#65 - marlton (08/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #58 - crotchlesshotpants (08/14/2013) [-]
He is a Leader and a Patriot.
As Russian Leader he does the things he is supposed to do to get Russia out of its misery. He has to cope with many problems and he solves them with radical policies.
Every Country should be ruled by a Putin.
And no, I'm not trolling.
Greetings from Germany
User avatar #104 - SognaVetr (08/15/2013) [-]
Get the fuck off my planet.
User avatar #121 - crotchlesshotpants (08/15/2013) [-]
Planet Asshat? Are you writing from Outerspace?
Because on Earth, everybody can choose for himself where he wants to stay
Fascist Bitch...
User avatar #124 - SognaVetr (08/15/2013) [-]
I always find people who take random internet comments too serious a bit... funny.
#60 - xheavymetalx (08/14/2013) [-]
You wouldn't be saying that if you were one of the people he was criticizing and discriminating against.
#61 - crotchlesshotpants (08/14/2013) [-]
Wouldn't Shmouldn't
User avatar #85 - sinclairr (08/14/2013) [-]
First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.

Then they came for the socialists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew.

Then they came for the Catholics,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Catholic.

Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me.
#51 - Comment deleted 08/14/2013 on bored 0
#153 - Really? If someone was following you around at night you'd TAL…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Switch to directv +2
User avatar #155 - derpyhoovezz (08/13/2013) [-]
I said nothing about it being at night, and i said "I would either get the fuck out of there, or confront them"

It all depends on the situation, if my natural instinct is telling me something is off about them, im probably going to get the fuck out of there
#37 - Dude, the reason they have sales is so people buy them at sale… 08/08/2013 on Video Game facts 14 -1
#1612 - So, bitching about people making suggestions makes the situati… 08/07/2013 on Grow the fuck up Admin. -1
#28 - **** you I was actually expecting a good ending. 08/05/2013 on Anyone? +6
#302 - No problem. Although, I've never heard of anyone actually usin…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2013 on Assvolution 0
User avatar #303 - bladebites (08/01/2013) [-]
It's more common than could possibly be good for the gene pool.
I assume by the way they say it that they believe it to be flattering, but it just sounds wrong no matter how you say it.
Sometimes they're genuinely being nice and didn't realize they were being rude, that excuse just can't come out right no matter how you say it.
You could be genuinely sorry and it still sounds like "Sorry, I'm just wired to look at you like a set of walking tits."
I think the excuse itself just doesn't do people any favors.
#84 - Why would you do this to me. 08/01/2013 on GG Link 0
#294 - Ahh. Well in that case I can agree with you. I do find it disr…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Assvolution +1
User avatar #299 - bladebites (08/01/2013) [-]
I suppose it just wasn't clear enough in the original message. ^^;
#302 - xheavymetalx (08/01/2013) [-]
No problem. Although, I've never heard of anyone actually using the "evolution" excuse in real life. That's quite honestly the dumbest excuse you can give haha. But I guess there are lots of weirdos I just haven't met ._.
User avatar #303 - bladebites (08/01/2013) [-]
It's more common than could possibly be good for the gene pool.
I assume by the way they say it that they believe it to be flattering, but it just sounds wrong no matter how you say it.
Sometimes they're genuinely being nice and didn't realize they were being rude, that excuse just can't come out right no matter how you say it.
You could be genuinely sorry and it still sounds like "Sorry, I'm just wired to look at you like a set of walking tits."
I think the excuse itself just doesn't do people any favors.
#205 - It really bothers me when chicks bitch about guys staring at w…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Assvolution 0
User avatar #293 - bladebites (08/01/2013) [-]
I don't mind "checking people out", and I am guilty of it.
People interpreting what I wrote in that way is why I stressed the word ogling. I wasn't talking about looking at my butt or something, I was talking about me having a conversation with them and them literally talking to my chest.
You'd think it doesn't happen, but it very often does, and evolution is very often the excuse, hence why I wrote the comment.
I don't mean someone simply checking you out, I mean someone actually staring blatantly at you, for a rude amount of time despite you noticing or talking to them.
#294 - xheavymetalx (08/01/2013) [-]
Ahh. Well in that case I can agree with you. I do find it disrespectful for someone to disregard the person and just focus on the tits or w/e. But, what can you do, eh?
User avatar #299 - bladebites (08/01/2013) [-]
I suppose it just wasn't clear enough in the original message. ^^;
#302 - xheavymetalx (08/01/2013) [-]
No problem. Although, I've never heard of anyone actually using the "evolution" excuse in real life. That's quite honestly the dumbest excuse you can give haha. But I guess there are lots of weirdos I just haven't met ._.
User avatar #303 - bladebites (08/01/2013) [-]
It's more common than could possibly be good for the gene pool.
I assume by the way they say it that they believe it to be flattering, but it just sounds wrong no matter how you say it.
Sometimes they're genuinely being nice and didn't realize they were being rude, that excuse just can't come out right no matter how you say it.
You could be genuinely sorry and it still sounds like "Sorry, I'm just wired to look at you like a set of walking tits."
I think the excuse itself just doesn't do people any favors.
#18 - Or, now dude, hear me the **** out: maybe because… 07/29/2013 on Spongebob Logic 0
#29 - Wait, so why was the Taylor Swift contest cancelled anyway? Di…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Justice For Charles Z. 0
User avatar #31 - zeazet (07/22/2013) [-]
they thought the contest was rigged (which it kinda was because of /b/ ) and so they terminated that contest
User avatar #44 - mman (07/22/2013) [-]
I see they have a JB and Beyonce competition as well, why not enter him for that as well and vote him to the number one spot!
User avatar #48 - zeazet (07/22/2013) [-]
well in this case the more kids upset over competitions the better
#140 - Sluts are really friendly. The problem is that 90% of 'sluts' … 07/19/2013 on Rage: Happy to be fat 0
#102 - ******* exactly. I used to be depressed as … 07/15/2013 on Depression Feels +1
#101 - Honestly, Angel Beats made me have like, an existential crisis… 07/15/2013 on God i hate when this happens 0
#24 - Not really. I almost always lock my door when I'm just in my r… 07/13/2013 on Have you ever +1
#15 - Comment deleted 07/13/2013 on Importance of the Oxford Comma +2
#50 - A little too much, I suppose. 06/28/2013 on What... what? +2
#228 - This really was pretty touching. I actually got a feel... …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Alternate usage of AC +4
#246 - naruchu (06/28/2013) [-]
Did you say Spiderman Thread?
#259 - willindor (06/28/2013) [-]
#263 - linkheros (06/28/2013) [-]
#320 - dafogman (06/28/2013) [-]
#67 - This guy is such an asshole. I've seen some of these videos an… 06/25/2013 on Sorry about that +1
#149 - I think it's more referring to the idea that life is (generall… 06/23/2013 on Motivation 0
#196 - I agree about teaching about religions but it should be saved …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Neil Tyson Slammin the Church +1
#218 - trigondarkthree (06/13/2013) [-]
Well, I mean, teaching children to hate and despise belief leads to people who avidly defend atheism, even religously defend atheism. The unquestioning belief in one idea is never the right choice.
User avatar #214 - Sinless (06/13/2013) [-]
You say "usually," but often times it's not. Many times composition/division occurs among the teachers and they teach the broad theories right along with the scientific theories and facts. Some have even gone as far as to use it a reason to tell their students how to live their lives, and that is what I'm against. I've been to a lot of schools and dealt with a lot of youth and I can assure you that it happens a lot, at least in my region.

I wouldn't put it along with history, because history is usually taught as fact and mixing in such a huge variable such as beliefs could throw off the process.

I don't deny evolution: I accept it's facts and near undeniable theory, but I question some of the broader theories such as abiogenesis.
#234 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
abiogenesis is not a part of evolutionary theory. it's a completely separate thing.

evolution explains only why populations and species change over time

abiogenesis attempts to explain how life originated.
#18 - Is it just me or does that guy kinda look like 2pac...? 05/28/2013 on what. i dont even 0
#68 - ... maybe because the school is not a ******* sho…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on Prostitution 0
#79 - toastableduckling (05/28/2013) [-]
Obviously I was not being serious when I wrote that comment.
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