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Date Signed Up:4/08/2011
Last Login:7/06/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 231 total,  286 ,  55
Comment Thumbs: 2487 total,  3429 ,  942
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 23 Content: Peasant → Level 24 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 35% (35/100)
Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:6586
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:941
FJ Points:2694
Favorite Tags: Cleverbot (3) | stalker (2)

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#77 - OP, how the **** did that sarcasm slip right by you? 09/11/2012 on This Man Deserves A Medal -2
#374 - Who actually gives a **** about this...? 09/09/2012 on another proxyfag! 0
#23 - ....because it's fun....? You're only young for a while. Might…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2012 on Alpha -9
User avatar #34 - dustyshane (09/06/2012) [-]
Yea, but alot of people regret it.
User avatar #25 - fedegon (09/06/2012) [-]
AKA, fuck all bitches because YOLO!
User avatar #37 - imabser (09/06/2012) [-]
YOLO BITCH YOLO!
#51 - ******** . You may not know it, but it's highly po…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2012 on WIN!!! +1
User avatar #84 - PedoBearFTW (09/05/2012) [-]
keyword "back". the only people that have liked me are absolute weirdos to the point where they're essentially stalking me, and that's not flattering nor is it normal.
#68 - aiwendel (09/05/2012) [-]
Ok, why is this guy getting thumbs down? He is being supportive for crying out loud!
#96 - How the **** was this even remotely funny? …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on i just wish i was born in... +2
#121 - KiesterKicker (08/30/2012) [-]
#243 - That's my point. I'm sick of guys complaining that girls never…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on Woman Logic +3
#254 - rotinaj (08/28/2012) [-]
I get what you mean, but i think the content is trying to say that girls take personality over looks and lie about it.
#234 - Pretty much. 08/28/2012 on Woman Logic -1
#228 - That's exactly how I feel. But if you look around funnyjunk, y…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2012 on Woman Logic +2
#229 - blakjack (08/28/2012) [-]
like this
#234 - xheavymetalx (08/28/2012) [-]
Pretty much.
#19 - Anyone who finds this funny must be like, 12 years old. 08/28/2012 on Hey -12
#218 - Yet, 90% of funnyjunk only want girls with big tits, a nice as…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/28/2012 on Woman Logic +13
User avatar #261 - ferrettamer (08/28/2012) [-]
Was about to post something similar. The majority of FJ are massive hypocrites.
#237 - rotinaj (08/28/2012) [-]
nobody ever tried to say guys only like women for their personality
#243 - xheavymetalx (08/28/2012) [-]
That's my point. I'm sick of guys complaining that girls never like them for their personality, yet they themselves don't go for girls for their personality.

I'm a guy, too, btw.
#254 - rotinaj (08/28/2012) [-]
I get what you mean, but i think the content is trying to say that girls take personality over looks and lie about it.
User avatar #226 - blakjack (08/28/2012) [-]
I guess im the 10%, i dont really go for that, i really like if shes cool as fuck, t&a are just nice add ons
User avatar #230 - DrollHumor (08/28/2012) [-]
Just like the sexy guy's abs are add ons.
#228 - xheavymetalx (08/28/2012) [-]
That's exactly how I feel. But if you look around funnyjunk, you see guys saying that a girl's not attractive unless she has huge tits, etc.
#229 - blakjack (08/28/2012) [-]
like this
#234 - xheavymetalx (08/28/2012) [-]
Pretty much.
#25 - ....what?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2012 on Can't escape god! +6
#31 - fuckyouaswell (08/25/2012) [-]
What what?
#156 - Why would you want a girl that dumb in the first place? I mean… 08/25/2012 on god dammit -1
#69 - You guys make a huge ******* deal out of being &q…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2012 on god dammit +2
#81 - ccccmoney (08/25/2012) [-]
That's not the problem. The problem is when they whine and complain to you, saying why cant she find a guy that *lists all your traits*? Then finds another douchebag that meets none of her requirements and gets hurt again, usually in the exact same way. Repeat ad infinitum.

Fortunately I have someone who knows what she wants and right after the complain phase she asked me out before I could
#156 - xheavymetalx (08/25/2012) [-]
Why would you want a girl that dumb in the first place? I mean, if she doesn't like you, there are probably a ton of other girls who do. If she wants a douchebag and ends up getting hurt, just let her do it. It's her fault, her problem.
User avatar #135 - samxdaxman (08/25/2012) [-]
if shes like that, shes a fucking idiot. i prefer a girl with some brains. red thumbs away.
#86 - drvvatson (08/25/2012) [-]
#36 - This whole "stahp" ******** is getting …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2012 on still cant believe this... +1
User avatar #58 - gameoverdude (08/25/2012) [-]
yeah, there's just no stahping it
#631 - Who gives a **** , really? 08/24/2012 on You Rage You Lose +2
#641 - Comment deleted 08/22/2012 on Through the fire and flames 0
#622 - No. 08/22/2012 on Through the fire and flames -1
#621 - Comment deleted 08/22/2012 on Through the fire and flames 0
#1107 - The people who reply to these 4-panel comics are just as bad a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2012 on Scene Bitch +8
User avatar #1129 - infinityoverzero (08/21/2012) [-]
But what if the same person made every panel ?
#1098 - Comment deleted 08/21/2012 on Scene Bitch 0
#26 - >Anybody who takes the time to thumb this down... is gay. … 08/19/2012 on You're Not Going To Read... +36
#13 - I don't see how this is funny at all.... 08/18/2012 on you people -2
#131 - Explain how I'm wrong then.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2012 on nigga 0
#153 - anonymous (08/15/2012) [-]
I can. This Guys demonstrate values he simply dont have. to get girls. And he does it in a extremely cheesy and gay way. If you think he is an sincere nice guy...Well then i think you are gay.
#129 - Why? Because I'm right? And the only argument you can come up …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2012 on nigga +2
User avatar #130 - speshulist (08/14/2012) [-]
You're far from right, you have an opinion that only shows butthurt, and fucks are un heard of around here.
#134 - renegadebane (08/15/2012) [-]
#131 - xheavymetalx (08/15/2012) [-]
Explain how I'm wrong then.
#153 - anonymous (08/15/2012) [-]
I can. This Guys demonstrate values he simply dont have. to get girls. And he does it in a extremely cheesy and gay way. If you think he is an sincere nice guy...Well then i think you are gay.
#127 - Wat.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2012 on nigga -1
User avatar #128 - speshulist (08/14/2012) [-]
Leave.
#129 - xheavymetalx (08/14/2012) [-]
Why? Because I'm right? And the only argument you can come up with is "lul buthirt fegit no 1 givz fux lol"
User avatar #130 - speshulist (08/14/2012) [-]
You're far from right, you have an opinion that only shows butthurt, and fucks are un heard of around here.
#134 - renegadebane (08/15/2012) [-]
#131 - xheavymetalx (08/15/2012) [-]
Explain how I'm wrong then.
#153 - anonymous (08/15/2012) [-]
I can. This Guys demonstrate values he simply dont have. to get girls. And he does it in a extremely cheesy and gay way. If you think he is an sincere nice guy...Well then i think you are gay.
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