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#75 - You must be retarded. Most waiters/waitresses make a …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Feeliest Feel of My Life... +4
User avatar #76 - lazaman (11/27/2012) [-]
I got payed 8 bucks an hour, not counting tips. If you dont like the pay, then dont work there, don't expect me to pay the difference in your shitty salary.

Oh and nice job copy pasting from 4 other comments.
User avatar #84 - TheFreak (11/27/2012) [-]
Waiting jobs paying 8 bucks an hour are not common and you're an idiot if you think the people working at these shit jobs have the financial security to quit their job and spend months searching for a place like that. Oh, and busing is nothing like waiting. You deal with dishes. They deal with the cheap bastards like you who can't be bothered with a common courtesy.
User avatar #83 - vortexrain (11/27/2012) [-]
I get paid $7.25 an hour, and get treated like shit. I think that I deserve a tip every now and then.
#82 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
fucking idiot doesnt know the difference between a busboy and a waiter/waitress . all you do is clean shit up and bring food to a table. they, on the other hand, must handle the customers and have a great knowledge of the food being served. not only do they need serving skills, they must also need the people skills to encourage customers to return. repeat customers are what keep restaurants alive.
#80 - ryendan (11/27/2012) [-]
Busboys get paid more than waiters/waitresses.
Most places I've seen/looked/had friends work at in my area all say they made between 2 and 4 bucks an hour being a waiter/waitress.
Tips are an expected part of their income and the way society has treated it is that it's almost unacceptable to not tip, despite service qualities.
However, people like yourself still exist that only tip for good service. But people like my grandparents tip no matter what.
#149 - An hero is actually a meme used to refer to someone who commit… 11/26/2012 on Darwin award nominee 0
#54 - I didn't realize that trucks had faces nowadays. 11/26/2012 on oversize load +1
#120 - Don't believe me? Listen to these instrumentals: Scar… 11/25/2012 on can't spell crap without rap 0
#65 - If you're just getting into hip hop, lemme suggest some albums… 11/25/2012 on can't spell crap without rap +1
#61 - lol @ OP being a faggot and generalizing the entire hip hop ge…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/25/2012 on can't spell crap without rap +3
#76 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
Your rappers a great, but you know nothing of what Hip Hop truly is, a culture.
#84 - yourociroll (11/25/2012) [-]
"Hip is the culture
Hop is the movement."
Really i haven't listened to anything considered commercial or mainstream since like 05, nothing but knowledge, pure rawness and just crazy punchlines
<gif related, best hip hop group ever, if you dont know them, get educated son
User avatar #73 - jittersfj (11/25/2012) [-]
So happy somebody else recognized Kweli just now. He's my favorite artist.
But in many ways I agree about hip hop. I just heard Lupe say in an interview that he doesn't even listen to rap because in his mind "97% of rap is terrible." Basically, rap has gotten so bad that rappers can't even listen to it. I love hip hop, especially the artists you named and Nas, Mos Def, Lupe, and other more conscious lyricists. I also have my guilty pleasures in J Cole, Jay Z, Game, and Kanye.
#85 - yourociroll (11/25/2012) [-]
>says he likes rap
>listen to kanye, game and jay z
>mfw
User avatar #91 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/25/2012) [-]
Game used to be a pretty good artist.
His last 3 mixtapes and his last album are shit, but occasionally he releases a good song like The City and 500 Bars.

Even though Kanye is a cunt, he actually is a pretty good rapper. He has amazing beats, and is consistently pretty good.

And Kay Z is on the better half of mainstream rap. I don't really listen to him though, I think just he's ok.
User avatar #133 - jittersfj (11/26/2012) [-]
Was gonna respond but you backed me up. Thanks bro.
And I didn't even know Game made a 500 Bars. I wasn't a huge fan of 400 because it was kinda' repetitive. Thumb for supporting me.
#71 - ujmnhyfj (11/25/2012) [-]
Matches up to rock & jazz instrumentally... I feel only pity
#120 - xheavymetalx (11/25/2012) [-]
Don't believe me? Listen to these instrumentals:

Scarface - On My Block
Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes to Worst
Z-Ro - True Hero Under God

Hell, Guru's entire album Jazzmatazz features jazz artists who make up the instrumental for the whole fucking album.
#16 - ...actually they're middle eastern.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2012 on Knowledge is power +23
#39 - anonymous (11/20/2012) [-]
Hispanic would be more likely, seeing as they're Crusaders and all...
User avatar #17 - exotic (11/20/2012) [-]
And middle eastern are classified as white. Lt derp fucked up
#48 - valigar (11/20/2012) [-]
*Caucasian, but who's counting
#30 - Oh my god that was the best thing ever.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2012 on Shopping 0
#37 - kallyj (11/19/2012) [-]
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#46 - A TRIBE CALLED QUEST <3 11/18/2012 on I got Cancelled +3
#60 - .... if seeing things from other sites makes you get this over… 11/18/2012 on This is FunnyJunk. +3
#143 - This is the most stupid thing I've seen today. You're saying t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2012 on Rave rape +2
User avatar #148 - Enternal (11/01/2012) [-]
IF you dress like a whore, and then go to an enormous party with hundreds of people you dont know, then do (insert drug here), if you went there and dressed that way and put (insert substance here) into your body under your own willpower. Under your OWN WILLPOWER. Then i feel no sympathy for you, stop acting like such a little whore. I feel bad when a girl is raped. But when a girl is raped under these circumstances? I fell no sympathy for her.
User avatar #156 - Enternal (11/01/2012) [-]
I dont feel bad when someone dumb does something stupid, i feel bad when something unfortunate happens to someone who is smart enough to avoid such things. I mean, i would feel worse for the man to be mauled by the bear in a city than a man mauled by a bear in a forest, because the latter ought to have been slightly more prepared
#3 - That's.... a depressing thought. **** , n… 10/30/2012 on One day +3
#157 - Actually he doesn't seem upset at all...  [+] (10 new replies) 10/16/2012 on haha 0
#158 - katypower (10/16/2012) [-]
Kay.
#183 - ghustla (10/16/2012) [-]
please someone source this
#181 - trollsidon (10/16/2012) [-]
I haven't seen this gif in forever. Now i have something to fap to tonight.
Also, do you have the source aswell?
User avatar #179 - makhan (10/16/2012) [-]
*Sigh* *zip*
#168 - anonymous (10/16/2012) [-]
what is this from?
User avatar #169 - katypower (10/16/2012) [-]
I would tell you but Anons never respond so....
#174 - anonymous (10/16/2012) [-]
you were saying?
#176 - katypower (10/16/2012) [-]
You just came back... Or are a different anon
#178 - anonymous (10/16/2012) [-]
still here...
User avatar #195 - katypower (10/16/2012) [-]
Anons now have a 60 minute wait.....
I call bull.
#13 - That honestly made me tear up a bit.... 10/11/2012 on What have I become? 0
#113 - If guys are pussies for not making moves on girls Doe… 10/03/2012 on when I get friendzoned 5... +9
#13 - That's not called being 'friendzoned'. That's called being pathetic. 10/01/2012 on This... 0
#88 - lol 90% of people in this comment section are elitist assholes… 09/30/2012 on Mahtma Gandhi -1
#61 - Most teen girls on facebook use their bathrooms to take pictures. 09/30/2012 on Teenage Girls +3
#29 - So you're saying it's okay for a girl to make her husband work…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2012 on Ignorance Is Bliss +7
User avatar #50 - cruzslzr (09/28/2012) [-]
I would never marry a woman who doesn't work.
If I have too then so should she, it's a team effort and if I never meet her then I'll stay single forever.
User avatar #31 - dtox (09/28/2012) [-]
Yes, I realize my mistake, I said "him" in my first comment, sorry.
User avatar #30 - dtox (09/28/2012) [-]
I generally meant one forcing the other to do it, no gender specific.
#141 - And he never said there was anything wrong with GTA... moron. 09/27/2012 on GTA 4 Logic!! +1
#140 - Dude, calm down. Some people just enjoy the game differently. Damn... 09/27/2012 on GTA 4 Logic!! +1
#83 - Wu Tang Clan is actually East Side but okay.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on West Side! +3
#84 - jetech (09/18/2012) [-]
the w stands for wutang not west side
#257 - It doesn't matter how stupid a slut is when you're ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on Prom nowadays -1
User avatar #263 - iliekcereal (09/17/2012) [-]
Call me whatever you want, but I don't really wanna fuck any slut. Honestly, being a slut myself just isn't in my interests
#254 - So... the entire FJ community is complaining about getting the…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on Prom nowadays -1
#315 - WtfStrawberries (09/18/2012) [-]
Come on, we're humans, the most highly evolved beings on the planet and we have to act like animals in heat?
Im just saying, thats what grinding is. Its all good, but I really dont want to be seeing people having sex on the dance floor o.e
Look up daggering, itll turn into that someday.
#252 - lol you have to be gay to not like sluts. 09/17/2012 on Prom nowadays -2
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