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#177 - So that automatically makes it okay to laugh about it? 12/23/2012 on Still Too Soon? 0
#176 - What's worse to see, an adult murdered by someone or an innoce…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2012 on Still Too Soon? 0
User avatar #180 - valve (12/23/2012) [-]
Fucked up?
Welcome to FJ
#89 - I never said that 9/11 and the Holocaust were good to joke abo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Still Too Soon? -1
User avatar #94 - valve (12/22/2012) [-]
I don't see "a line"

if it's a joke about death, it's a joke about death, and there is only one type.
Children, adults, all the same.
#176 - xheavymetalx (12/23/2012) [-]
What's worse to see, an adult murdered by someone or an innocent 1st grader (who had no idea what death is like) being killed.

You people are fucked up for even laughing at death in the first place.
User avatar #180 - valve (12/23/2012) [-]
Fucked up?
Welcome to FJ
#16 - Wow, this is a new ******* low, FJ. I mean, …  [+] (16 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Still Too Soon? -3
User avatar #63 - babyanalraper (12/22/2012) [-]
And yet we disgrace them with poor spelling. We are truly monsters.
User avatar #40 - tiagodisouza (12/22/2012) [-]
dude, children die deaths more unfortunate than those everyday i aint even mad... if anything they were lucky they lived their lives in comfort while they were alive
#177 - xheavymetalx (12/23/2012) [-]
So that automatically makes it okay to laugh about it?
#39 - puppett (12/22/2012) [-]
Some 21,000 children die every day around the world.

That is equivalent to:

1 child dying every 4 seconds
14 children dying every minute
A 2011 Libya conflict-scale death toll every day
A 2010 Haiti earthquake occurring every 10 days
A 2004 Asian Tsunami occurring every 11 days
An Iraq-scale death toll every 19–46 days
Just under 7.6 million children dying every year
Some 92 million children dying between 2000 and 2010

copy pasted from some news site, the younglings!
User avatar #51 - reaperssprint (12/22/2012) [-]
Doesn't make it right to joke about it. Just saying.
#25 - valve (12/22/2012) [-]
Children?

Jokes were made about 9/11, Amanda Todd and James Holmes.
People died. So what if they are children? Were they special? More special than the adults died in these incidents? We can make fun of adults died like it was nothing, but when it comes to children, it's somehow "low"?
Are you saying that human lives shouldn't be treated equally?

#89 - xheavymetalx (12/22/2012) [-]
I never said that 9/11 and the Holocaust were good to joke about either. But there's a certain line you just dont cross. Seriously, has the internet desensitized you this much?
User avatar #94 - valve (12/22/2012) [-]
I don't see "a line"

if it's a joke about death, it's a joke about death, and there is only one type.
Children, adults, all the same.
#176 - xheavymetalx (12/23/2012) [-]
What's worse to see, an adult murdered by someone or an innocent 1st grader (who had no idea what death is like) being killed.

You people are fucked up for even laughing at death in the first place.
User avatar #180 - valve (12/23/2012) [-]
Fucked up?
Welcome to FJ
#26 - supermanon (12/22/2012) [-]
advice to you and those who follow
User avatar #19 - pepemex (12/22/2012) [-]
1. They aren't children, they were children. Now they're just rotting carcasses.
2. Do you think their parents, siblings and friends are looking for jokes about the massacre? Chances are they'll never see this page.
#41 - anonymous (12/22/2012) [-]
PULL THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS, FAGGOT.

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH SO YOU STOP TALKING SHIT
User avatar #44 - graydiggy (12/22/2012) [-]
He will still have shit in his mouth.
#24 - theugandanhero (12/22/2012) [-]
Wow.
Douchebag.
#22 - BoSvNCR (12/22/2012) [-]
Oh my you're so cool and insightful by being to hardcore to give a fuck over the internet
#9 - Not really. I mean, it's just a subconcious thing, I guess. 12/22/2012 on Facebook (>.>) 0
#31 - LMAO holy **** I'm dying. 12/21/2012 on Going outside -3
#168 - Sure, but the dad was being an immature asshole himself. I mea… 12/20/2012 on Just... Owned +1
#165 - Or, she could have just unfriended him. Why does he get the bl… 12/20/2012 on Just... Owned +1
#40 - Well, what did you expect him to do? Just let other people tal…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Just... Owned -8
#56 - scarytown (12/20/2012) [-]
He could have just unfriended her. He already broke up with her. Wtf else does he want? Commenting on her status was just his way of trying to rub it in her face in the first place. When someone dumps you, the last thing you want is to have contact with that person. it's too painful.
#165 - xheavymetalx (12/20/2012) [-]
Or, she could have just unfriended him. Why does he get the blame when he didn't start anything on the status. It was the dad tbh.
#47 - ekusas (12/20/2012) [-]
You serious? He dumps someone, they are mad and their feelings hurt. And he has to go defend himself.. If you cant stand the bitch, atleast be a man about it and let her rage/cry/moan. Take it like a man, if youre old enough to get your dick sucked youre old enough to behave like one that deserves it. Nuff said.
#168 - xheavymetalx (12/20/2012) [-]
Sure, but the dad was being an immature asshole himself. I mean, what kind of adult grown up man picks a fight with their daughter's boyfriend? Fucks sake.
User avatar #41 - occamsrazor (12/20/2012) [-]
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#66 - Why are you so bitter though? 12/20/2012 on I'll never understand 0
#772 - Yea but my point is, how are they going to get connections to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Gun Laws 0
User avatar #846 - lillpip (12/19/2012) [-]
True, it will be hard, but not impossible. And it will be the same, if not more devastating than the shootouts we have today.
#50 - Sure, but how many people CAN get weed? Not as many people as … 12/18/2012 on not funny +2
#46 - You DO realize that the average 16 year old doesn't have conne… 12/18/2012 on not funny +13
#185 - So, just because other things can kill, that means we should m…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Gun Laws 0
User avatar #201 - amateriandarknut (12/18/2012) [-]
No, the point is, if it wasn't guns, it could as easily be a chainsaw.

And you really believe that a bunch of children in a closed classroom have a chance against someone using a chainsaw? Terrified people either scream and run stupidly just the opposite direction, or freeze up. Why would children think any straighter in a moment like that?
User avatar #249 - cheeselol (12/18/2012) [-]
oh i totally 100% agree, chainsaws are at LEAST as deadly an assault rifle.

the AR may have longer range, do much more damage, be much easier to use, be lighter.

but yeah totally, chainsaws COMPLETELY compare to the lethality of guns.

i was in the special UK chainsaw squad, designed for storming buildings with chainsaws, because you know, chainsaws are so good.

no but seriously, how is someone going to simulatenously be next to everyone in a room, while blocking exits? with a gun you could just stand at the door and spray everyone down
User avatar #367 - amateriandarknut (12/18/2012) [-]
"Terrified people either scream and run stupidly just the opposite direction, or freeze up. Why would children think any straighter in a moment like that?"
User avatar #374 - cheeselol (12/18/2012) [-]
thats a statement you made up yourself though, in most situations if someone has a chance, they run for the nearest exit.

freezing up only really occurs when there is nothing else to do, a chainsaw isnt going to make a whole class turn into statues, its gonna make people run around in a frenzy like a deadly game of tag
#151 - Thing is, they woulding be able to get the gun in the first pl…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Gun Laws 0
User avatar #453 - nogphille (12/18/2012) [-]
they don't get them legally either.. they're usually stolen from people they know who don't store them properly..
User avatar #452 - lillpip (12/18/2012) [-]
Mentally insane people can seem pretty normal on the streets. And who cares if they can't do business well? The black market dealers don't care. All they care about is the money. They will sell guns to a guy who's a bit crazy as long as they pay. Whenever a gunman gets a gun, no matter how he gets it, nobody is going to be able to do anything about it without any weapons. They have to sit there and take the bullets up the ass.
#772 - xheavymetalx (12/19/2012) [-]
Yea but my point is, how are they going to get connections to the black market? You can't just walk down to your local gun trafficker and get it.
User avatar #846 - lillpip (12/19/2012) [-]
True, it will be hard, but not impossible. And it will be the same, if not more devastating than the shootouts we have today.
#143 - >implying every murder/robbery is a break-in That …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Gun Laws +3
User avatar #147 - lillpip (12/18/2012) [-]
True, but they're psychos, they aren't afraid to die, and they aren't afraid to break a law. I can't name a single gunman who has been ready to shoot up a crowd or school, and stopped themselves short and said "Ooooh, you know, there's a gun law. I probably shouldn't use a gun."
#151 - xheavymetalx (12/18/2012) [-]
Thing is, they woulding be able to get the gun in the first place if there were tighter restrictions. I mean, how many mentally insane people do you know that could do business with underground black market gun traffickers? Not many tbh.
User avatar #453 - nogphille (12/18/2012) [-]
they don't get them legally either.. they're usually stolen from people they know who don't store them properly..
User avatar #452 - lillpip (12/18/2012) [-]
Mentally insane people can seem pretty normal on the streets. And who cares if they can't do business well? The black market dealers don't care. All they care about is the money. They will sell guns to a guy who's a bit crazy as long as they pay. Whenever a gunman gets a gun, no matter how he gets it, nobody is going to be able to do anything about it without any weapons. They have to sit there and take the bullets up the ass.
#772 - xheavymetalx (12/19/2012) [-]
Yea but my point is, how are they going to get connections to the black market? You can't just walk down to your local gun trafficker and get it.
User avatar #846 - lillpip (12/19/2012) [-]
True, it will be hard, but not impossible. And it will be the same, if not more devastating than the shootouts we have today.
#134 - So, you think it's okay to have 20 children killed just so you…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2012 on Gun Laws -3
User avatar #146 - eight (12/18/2012) [-]
Absolutely not. Those 20 children were a horrible tragedy. But at the end of the day, one man is responsible. Not all gun owners, not even a small fraction of gun owners. One guy. The rest should not suffer for the mistake of few. Should we kill all Muslims because a small group of extremist ran planes into a building? Should we imprison and torture all Germans because of the actions of Nazi's? No. We can not allow this one mentally incompetent man to bring all of the law abiding citizens down with him.
#133 - Except for the fact that there were only a few fatalities with… 12/18/2012 on Gun Laws 0
#129 - But people are ******* dying. Are your precious g…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Gun Laws 0
User avatar #132 - eight (12/18/2012) [-]
People have been dying before guns were ever invented. It is the natural cycle of life. We will all face death. Now if a large amount of the population were murdering others, that would be a good time to consider laws and regulations. But at this point, it is less than 1%.
#134 - xheavymetalx (12/18/2012) [-]
So, you think it's okay to have 20 children killed just so you can shoot shit? Damn you people are fucked up.
User avatar #146 - eight (12/18/2012) [-]
Absolutely not. Those 20 children were a horrible tragedy. But at the end of the day, one man is responsible. Not all gun owners, not even a small fraction of gun owners. One guy. The rest should not suffer for the mistake of few. Should we kill all Muslims because a small group of extremist ran planes into a building? Should we imprison and torture all Germans because of the actions of Nazi's? No. We can not allow this one mentally incompetent man to bring all of the law abiding citizens down with him.
#124 - "And you REALLY believe someone who doesn't value life is…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2012 on Gun Laws -2
User avatar #178 - amateriandarknut (12/18/2012) [-]
Chainsaws, Hatchets, kitchen knives, sledgehammers, mallets, scythes, and machetes.
Guns aren't the only devastating weapon out there. All of the above are easily just as devastating in a closed space like a classroom, and all of them are available to purchase. I have every single one of those in my house. Should we ban those too?

I am thinking this shit through. Farther than you, clearly.
#185 - xheavymetalx (12/18/2012) [-]
So, just because other things can kill, that means we should make guns legal just for the hell of it?

Okay then, might as well make rocked launchers legal too, since it "isn't the only devastating weapon out there".

Also, guns are a LOT more deadly than those things you listed. At least you have a chance against the others since they are not long-range, unlike guns.
User avatar #201 - amateriandarknut (12/18/2012) [-]
No, the point is, if it wasn't guns, it could as easily be a chainsaw.

And you really believe that a bunch of children in a closed classroom have a chance against someone using a chainsaw? Terrified people either scream and run stupidly just the opposite direction, or freeze up. Why would children think any straighter in a moment like that?
User avatar #249 - cheeselol (12/18/2012) [-]
oh i totally 100% agree, chainsaws are at LEAST as deadly an assault rifle.

the AR may have longer range, do much more damage, be much easier to use, be lighter.

but yeah totally, chainsaws COMPLETELY compare to the lethality of guns.

i was in the special UK chainsaw squad, designed for storming buildings with chainsaws, because you know, chainsaws are so good.

no but seriously, how is someone going to simulatenously be next to everyone in a room, while blocking exits? with a gun you could just stand at the door and spray everyone down
User avatar #367 - amateriandarknut (12/18/2012) [-]
"Terrified people either scream and run stupidly just the opposite direction, or freeze up. Why would children think any straighter in a moment like that?"
User avatar #374 - cheeselol (12/18/2012) [-]
thats a statement you made up yourself though, in most situations if someone has a chance, they run for the nearest exit.

freezing up only really occurs when there is nothing else to do, a chainsaw isnt going to make a whole class turn into statues, its gonna make people run around in a frenzy like a deadly game of tag
#24 - Comment deleted 12/18/2012 on Good guy Slim Shady. 0
#334 - "If the dad put the gun in a place where his young childr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on It had to be said 0
#523 - therobsorensen (12/18/2012) [-]
Agreed, and the first step to stopping it is trying to find out who's at fault and correcting it. Don't type comments like movie dialogue lol. A little too dramatic.
#81 - Please post more if you can... I ******* love spa… 12/12/2012 on Simply Amazing +2
#361 - "...." -Gordon Freeman 12/01/2012 on Things that I have learned... +28
#19 - Whelp, that picture's giving me some ******* nigh… 11/27/2012 on Witty title goes up your ass 0
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