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Date Signed Up:8/05/2011
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#4 - asdf movie 7  [+] (15 new replies) 11/01/2013 on (untitled) +5
User avatar #5 - deltoraquest (11/01/2013) [-]
I will never get why the sun smiles after being called fat by saturn, the second largest thing in this system
User avatar #7 - weazr (11/01/2013) [-]
Because in the universe the rule "The bigger the better" rules.
User avatar #8 - deltoraquest (11/01/2013) [-]
you mean, celestial objects because some things in the universe are not better when bigger like...women, because, you know, the universe pretty much covers everything
User avatar #9 - weazr (11/01/2013) [-]
You got me there. But yeah, that's right.
User avatar #10 - deltoraquest (11/01/2013) [-]
I was kinda hoping you would reply with: "shut up woman get on ma horse"
User avatar #11 - weazr (11/01/2013) [-]
FUCK. I saw it now. Missed a huge opportunity.
#13 - deltoraquest (11/01/2013) [-]
mfw I was in your position a long while ago, except it was a lot more obvious. (sorry about the long reply time, my internet kinda imploded in on itself that not even my wireless could escape it)
User avatar #14 - weazr (11/01/2013) [-]
What was it?
User avatar #15 - deltoraquest (11/01/2013) [-]
before I answer it, what's your opinion on bronies?
User avatar #16 - weazr (11/01/2013) [-]
I don't mind em. I am neutral.
User avatar #17 - deltoraquest (11/01/2013) [-]
I was talking with a brony friend of mine the other week and we got on the subject of how we got our names, he asked about mine, I said its named after one of my favourite book series, he asked where he could find it and I told him: the local library and he responded with "could I find it under 'E'?" (mlp inside joke)
User avatar #18 - weazr (11/01/2013) [-]
Hahaha. Anyway, nice talking to you! I am off to my girlfriends place, then Lord of the Rings marathon with her and some friends. 12 hours of LotR in one go. Aaaw yiss.
User avatar #19 - deltoraquest (11/01/2013) [-]
you have a girlfriend? and you go on fj? let's see...yep, pigs are flying
User avatar #20 - weazr (11/01/2013) [-]
Maan, I am just on funnyjunk for the laughs. I don't try to post alot, or be one of the big. I just use it because it's the best place for me to laugh. The comment section has given me 10x more laughs than the contents.
User avatar #21 - deltoraquest (11/01/2013) [-]
same with me but my point still stands.
#54 - I went and googled Goosh Goosh. WHY WASN'T I WARNED.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/31/2013 on what a twist +8
#84 - ipwnallnubz (11/01/2013) [-]
I'M RIGHT THERE WITH YOU, MAN.
WHAT. THE. SHIT.
User avatar #68 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
... I'm curious now. Please tell me so that I don't have to see it myself.
The shock is dulled in text form.
User avatar #98 - fullmetaldonut (11/01/2013) [-]
I was curious after those posts too... I cant take it back....
User avatar #105 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
Every day, I thank Cthulhu-Talos that I can resist the urge to go look up whatever shock website is the current thing.
User avatar #69 - xgabbehx (11/01/2013) [-]
It's a dude being anal patrolled. Horribly.
#71 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
Oh christ.
Thank you for sparing me that. No amount of thumbs will erase that sight, but they can't help.

Also, because I really feel sorry for you right now, have my favorite gif. It comes in handy pretty often.
User avatar #72 - xgabbehx (11/01/2013) [-]
It's not as bad as something I've seen before.
#74 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
That doesn't dispel the sympathy, you know.
Kinda makes it grow, instead. Have another gif. This one is never really useful, but oh well.
#76 - xgabbehx (11/01/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#35 - Picture 10/31/2013 on A black guy, a priest, and... +7
#28 - My 'The Rake' pumpkin 10/31/2013 on Advanced pumpkin carving +1
#104 - My Calm Tech teacher is a Vegan, but he isn't the type to go a… 10/30/2013 on Sucks to be Vegan 0
#77 - Dripping baby fetus 10/24/2013 on Mouth razor chew 0
#13 - 'Morning 10/23/2013 on Good Morning FJ 0
#14 - Skip to around 1:30 10/21/2013 on Hee Hee +1
#67 - **xgabbehx rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at … 10/13/2013 on What will sleep with you... 0
#50 - Comment deleted 10/13/2013 on Rolling 0
#68 - Due to the fanfic 'The Castaway' I ship Amora. No shame. 10/10/2013 on MAKORRA TEARS +2
#1201 - **xgabbehx rolled a random comment #6160353 posted by nuke… 10/08/2013 on Your Last Words +1
#7 - But, what if you have big boobs, and a small face? Will it sti…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Only Women Will Survive +1
User avatar #18 - theoriginalbastard (10/06/2013) [-]
Haha
#9 - apronboobsface (10/05/2013) [-]
or a huge face and tiny boobs?

pic unrelated
User avatar #19 - theoriginalbastard (10/06/2013) [-]
lol
#16 - The way he's posed, it looks like he'd be saying 'On no' like … 10/05/2013 on NO CAPES 0
#7 - Condolences, brother. 10/04/2013 on The closest most get +13
#26 - HELL YES. I love Baman and Piderman c: 10/02/2013 on I'll come back when shit is... +2
#141 - Picture 10/02/2013 on need a new background any... 0
#81950 - There's a bunch of really good songs/performances here. This m… 09/29/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#214 - You're really pretty c: 09/27/2013 on Potty Badge 0
#44 - Oh, man. That would be amazing. I'm pretty sure today, I have … 09/26/2013 on Parenting 0
#4 - I know, I made that mistake as well. 09/26/2013 on Title 0
#2 - Hey, next time try using colors that would go together. The gr…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Title 0
#3 - tyroneisanigger (09/26/2013) [-]
i picked these colors because they are FJ's colors...
User avatar #4 - xgabbehx (09/26/2013) [-]
I know, I made that mistake as well.
#87 - I have a girlfriend. I just made this for other betas. 09/24/2013 on Let's do this +1
#11 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Let's do this +15
User avatar #54 - idunnolol (09/24/2013) [-]
There is no friendzone you beta faggot
User avatar #87 - xgabbehx (09/24/2013) [-]
I have a girlfriend. I just made this for other betas.
User avatar #77 - ljxjlos (09/24/2013) [-]
This ones right, you know?
#98 - 45 09/24/2013 on Check your privilege 0
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User avatar #2 - SilverBullet (06/23/2012) [-]
I would like to personally thank you for deleting that picture you rolled. That was probably one the single most disgusting things I've EVER SEEN!
User avatar #3 to #2 - xgabbehx (06/24/2012) [-]
I regret rolling that.
User avatar #1 - Wartottle (04/27/2012) [-]
So where do you want the coat hangers dropped off?
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