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Video Games Played: Killing Floor, League of Legends, Dota2, Dark Souls, CS:GO, Pokemon Y, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, Disgaea
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Interests: Your mom, my dick
Date Signed Up:1/21/2012
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#2040644 - so you would brush with dick scented? 13 minutes ago on Friendly +1
#2040632 - What type of toothpaste do you use? I use this Crest …  [+] (5 new replies) 15 minutes ago on Friendly +2
User avatar #2040655 - billywonka (11 minutes ago) [-]
mint flavored
sometimes with potassium nitrate
sometimes with baking soda
User avatar #2040640 - trollyando (14 minutes ago) [-]
colgate.
User avatar #2040639 - inteus (14 minutes ago) [-]
fuck cinnamon, mint is so much better.
User avatar #2040637 - SumoWamm (14 minutes ago) [-]
Some sort or crest shit.
Who cares?
It's fucking toothpaste.
User avatar #2040644 - xerros (13 minutes ago) [-]
so you would brush with dick scented?
#2040395 - #no 58 minutes ago on Friendly 0
#2040305 - xerros doesn't change 1 hour ago on Friendly +1
#2040286 - That's no fun though 1 hour ago on Friendly +2
#2040268 - Oh, I know this, it's a game  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Friendly +2
User avatar #2040270 - joshuaww (1 hour ago) [-]
chess
#2040286 - xerros (1 hour ago) [-]
That's no fun though
#2040231 - guess I'm in this folder now  [+] (9 new replies) 1 hour ago on Friendly +2
#2040357 - SumoWamm (1 hour ago) [-]
taking out the trash
#2040395 - xerros (58 minutes ago) [-]
#no
#2040267 - thewafflearmeee (1 hour ago) [-]
excellent
User avatar #2040259 - joshuaww (1 hour ago) [-]
loli?

neko?

anime?

Bell?
#2040268 - xerros (1 hour ago) [-]
Oh, I know this, it's a game
User avatar #2040270 - joshuaww (1 hour ago) [-]
chess
#2040286 - xerros (1 hour ago) [-]
That's no fun though
User avatar #2040242 - undeaddog (1 hour ago) [-]
wow gay
User avatar #2040235 - inteus (1 hour ago) [-]
guess so.
#2040166 - I still love you though 1 hour ago on Friendly 0
#2039968 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on Friendly +1
#2039975 - betars (2 hours ago) [-]
hmph.
#2040166 - xerros (1 hour ago) [-]
I still love you though
#2039899 - oh... so this is what having your heart crushed feels like aga…  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on Friendly +1
#2039910 - betars (2 hours ago) [-]
How dare you suggest such a lewd act. How dare you.
#2039968 - xerros (2 hours ago) [-]
#2039975 - betars (2 hours ago) [-]
hmph.
#2040166 - xerros (1 hour ago) [-]
I still love you though
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#21447 - mikli (07/25/2014) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by xerros
I ask for your sticky
I ask for your sticky
#19395 - xerros ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
stickied by xerros
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User avatar #22188 - vinylgirl (08/17/2014) [-]
I want this (again)
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I love it when I am in a lotta pain and struggling, but the guy just doesnt give a **** and continues the pounding and does it even harder because he sees I am in pain.
User avatar #22189 to #22188 - xerros ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
and I would love to **** enough to be able to do that
User avatar #22190 to #22189 - vinylgirl (08/17/2014) [-]
heavy pounding in the arsehole like that can lead to some... accidents tho : P
User avatar #22191 to #22190 - xerros ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
don't matter
I'm not a champ but I want to do that
User avatar #22187 to #22186 - xerros ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
maybe
raiding
User avatar #22184 to #22183 - xerros ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Bomb Africa
Time Stops
works for me
#22182 - vinylgirl (08/15/2014) [-]
I think this looks more cute than hot hehe
www.funnyjunk.com/straight/21989#21989

I did something similar but in a threesome. It was with a friend and her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend ****** me while I made out with her :3
#22185 to #22182 - xerros ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
yeah, you said something similar.   
   
nah, I'm not ignoring   
I always get back to people asap
yeah, you said something similar.

nah, I'm not ignoring
I always get back to people asap
#22092 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Srsly, Eden's not talking to me and not doing anything abusive, wanna do it instead of her?
Srsly, Eden's not talking to me and not doing anything abusive, wanna do it instead of her?
User avatar #22176 to #22092 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
git gud scrub :c
#22177 to #22176 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
Fine, fagget.
#22179 to #22178 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
She's taking a dick in that picture.
User avatar #22180 to #22179 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
maybe
User avatar #22181 to #22180 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
Would you be the pitcher or the catcher in a homo situation?
User avatar #22156 to #22092 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
make fun of
#22157 to #22156 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
I'm not making fun, you silly idiot.
User avatar #22158 to #22157 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
o-oh
#22159 to #22158 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
Why would  I be making fun of you?
Why would I be making fun of you?
#22160 to #22159 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Cause I'm king give no craps
#22161 to #22160 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
Now, to think of it, I never asked
How long is it?
User avatar #22162 to #22161 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
my dick?
#22163 to #22162 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
What else?
What else?
User avatar #22164 to #22163 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
my chest?

7
#22165 to #22164 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
Oh my, nice.
User avatar #22166 to #22165 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
sush it you :c
#22167 to #22166 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
Pretty big, huh?
User avatar #22168 to #22167 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
ehh...
#22169 to #22168 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
I bet it looks huge in person.
I bet it looks huge in person.
User avatar #22170 to #22169 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
omg, stahp
#22171 to #22170 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
I bet it's delicious.
User avatar #22172 to #22171 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
I dunno, I can't taste it myself
#22173 to #22172 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
Want me to do it for you?
Want me to do it for you?
#22174 to #22173 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #22136 to #22092 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
This WoW account?
2 weeks if even that
#22137 to #22136 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
You're crazy...
You're crazy...
User avatar #22138 to #22137 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
300% exp
300%
User avatar #22139 to #22138 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
IT'S
FREE
REAL
ESTATE
User avatar #22140 to #22139 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
yes
#22141 to #22140 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
I am too sleepy to think
I think I'll bed
Join me?
#22142 to #22141 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Nope
cause you're not her
User avatar #22143 to #22142 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Damn blonde 2D's stealing my men.
User avatar #22144 to #22143 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
I didn't mean kyoko, ya dork
User avatar #22145 to #22144 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
Then Eden?
#22146 to #22145 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
nope nope nope
nope nope nope
User avatar #22147 to #22146 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
Oh, then you cought my interest, who is it?
#22148 to #22147 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
someone
#22149 to #22148 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
Xerros has someone in his heart huh? Oh man, how interesting.
#22150 to #22149 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, me
mister asshole
#22151 to #22150 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
Oh my.
Oh my.
User avatar #22152 to #22151 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
yeah, but screw you :C
#22153 to #22152 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
Why so?
Why so?
User avatar #22154 to #22153 - xerros ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
for burning on me
#22155 to #22154 - josuke (08/15/2014) [-]
Burning on you?
Burning on you?
#22116 to #22092 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
then get capped
also if I recall lv60 high tiers are over 100k hp.... or was it 300k?
lv70 high tier is 1 million HP
#22117 to #22116 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
What then?
Well, I'm a wizard, I am going full damage.
#22118 to #22117 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
There's always more gear
unless you can play on T6 with ease
you still need to find gear
that'll take some ass loads of time

200 hours on a single demon hunter for me, I can only do T4 easily
User avatar #22119 to #22118 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, but you got ruper of sals and you can do **** a lot ******* easier than this cunt.
User avatar #22120 to #22119 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
you haven't seen 1.0....
you know not of hard
User avatar #22121 to #22120 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Wah?
I am confused.
Also sleepy.
User avatar #22122 to #22121 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
diablo 3 patch 1.0
Inferno mode
You had to beat the game on
normal, nightmare, hell, to get to inferno
then inferno itself their power was amped up so much, you could NOT progress in the game unless you have god send gear
User avatar #22123 to #22122 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh
Sounds awful...
User avatar #22124 to #22123 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
it was... extremely
#22125 to #22124 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
It's fine now Xerry...   
 I feel so 						*******					 gay.
It's fine now Xerry...
I feel so ******* gay.
User avatar #22126 to #22125 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
but, aren't you?
#22127 to #22126 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
50/50
I just feel touch tippingly gay now tho.
User avatar #22128 to #22127 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
o-oh
#22129 to #22128 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Wanna touch them?
#22131 to #22130 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Well, do you?
#22132 to #22131 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Hmm, not really
#22133 to #22132 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh well
So what's up with you Xerry?
User avatar #22134 to #22133 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
bout to hit 89 on my DK
just hit 86 with druid so switched back to what I like now that friends are caught up
#22135 to #22134 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
How old is your account again?
#22093 to #22092 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
the 						****					 you do to piss her off?
the **** you do to piss her off?
#22094 to #22093 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
I pissed her off...?
I pissed her off...?
User avatar #22095 to #22094 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
I dunno, did you?
#22097 to #22096 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Ever think this is her torment?
#22098 to #22097 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
#22099 to #22098 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
eheh, nothing
#22101 to #22100 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
I'd tell you what I mean, but it's tormenting this way
#22102 to #22101 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Not having RoS is torment...
#22104 to #22103 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
It hurts me so much I can't sleep.
It hurts me so much I can't sleep.
#22105 to #22104 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
That's a poor reason for lack of sleep
That's a poor reason for lack of sleep
#22107 to #22105 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Srs, stab me.
#22109 to #22107 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't think that sounds too fun.
User avatar #22111 to #22109 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Then what does sound fn?
User avatar #22112 to #22111 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
masturbating
a lot
#22114 to #22113 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Nah, it just beats doing nothing   
   
so you're already lv60 and gear capped?
Nah, it just beats doing nothing

so you're already lv60 and gear capped?
#22115 to #22114 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
C'mon, don't be gay.

About to get that, yeah.
#22106 to #22105 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
I know.
I know.
#22108 to #22106 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Magic is black, yo
#22110 to #22108 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't know what to do anymore.
User avatar #22083 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Queer
User avatar #22084 to #22083 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
how come?
User avatar #22085 to #22084 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Cuz' you like dicks, don't you George, don't you?
I came to ask for a thing.
User avatar #22086 to #22085 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
ehh-

yeah?
User avatar #22087 to #22086 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
So you're more into girls now? Eww, fggt.

I was thinking, can I get to play it when you're asleep? See how pathetically I want it...
User avatar #22088 to #22087 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
that's why I like having an attraction to either gender

prolly if I ever, you know.... sleep
User avatar #22089 to #22088 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Wow, gay.

I've seen you sleep.
User avatar #22090 to #22089 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
yeah but you usually see me in no time right after, right?
User avatar #22091 to #22090 - josuke (08/14/2014) [-]
Like a few hours, but yeah.
User avatar #22069 - vinylgirl (08/14/2014) [-]
Jesus, check this vid:
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I had a cock like that in me one time. He was a big fat chubby guy with a big fat chubby cock. He ******* destroyed my pussy and made me unable to walk properly for a week.

But bloody hell, the orgasms he gave me that night....
10/10 would do again xD
User avatar #22070 to #22069 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
holy hell girl
User avatar #22071 to #22070 - vinylgirl (08/14/2014) [-]
he ******* killed me, i had to bite really hard on the pillow after each thrust

but at the same time, I ******* loved it so much
Soo many orgasms...

I have a love-hate relationship with big fat cocks.
I hate them because they hurt, but I love them because I love the pain and the orgasms they can bring me.

I am gonna be honest, only fat cocks have managed to succesfuly make me cum during sex lol
#22072 to #22071 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
tfw dick isn't thick
tfw dick isn't thick
User avatar #22073 to #22072 - vinylgirl (08/14/2014) [-]
that's okay
like I said, I am not a size queen. But I am just saying what fat cocks can do for me.

I'd still **** /suck an average one with pleasure lol
#22074 to #22073 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Well you did say it yourself, only fat cocks made you cum
User avatar #22075 to #22074 - vinylgirl (08/14/2014) [-]
I didnt finish lol

What I meant was: fat cocks, tongue and fingers.
So if u have an average one, just use ur tongue and fingers ;P
#22076 to #22075 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
tfw chicken dick and fingers
at least my tongue is big-ish
User avatar #22077 to #22076 - vinylgirl (08/14/2014) [-]
then use that!
Lick all night long, babycakes!

haha
#22078 to #22077 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
I know I'm a sex addict but I'm not a nympho now
I'm not that good
#22079 to #22078 - vinylgirl (08/14/2014) [-]
Oh I can teach u, babycakes
#22080 to #22079 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm scared
I'm scared
#22081 to #22080 - vinylgirl (08/14/2014) [-]
oh dont be, sweetiepie

I will be gentle with u noobs ;P

haha
#21909 - betars ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
half.
#22065 to #21909 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
That was a truth more then it was flattery
#22068 to #22067 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#22066 to #22065 - betars ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
stahhhhhp
#22045 to #21909 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
O-oh
That part
#22046 to #22045 - betars ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
or, I can wait for the harvest season and watch it rot.
#22047 to #22046 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Yes, yes you could.
#22048 to #22047 - betars ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Watch it roll up to me, whimpering about how it wants to seed again...
#22049 to #22048 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
It will if you keep saying things like that.
It will if you keep saying things like that.
#22050 to #22049 - betars ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
It really will what?
#22051 to #22050 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Beg to seed again
Beg to seed again
#22052 to #22051 - betars ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
I thought you needed my permission.
#22053 to #22052 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
I do   
that's why I would beg
I do
that's why I would beg
#22054 to #22053 - betars ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
what if I refuse?
#22055 to #22054 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Then I have to suffer   
I did promise after all
Then I have to suffer
I did promise after all
#22056 to #22055 - betars ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Are you suffering?
#22057 to #22056 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't need to constantly masturbate.
I mean it's nice to, but it's not needed.
No, I'm not suffering, but I am aroused.
#22058 to #22057 - betars ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
I arouse you? How intensively?
#22059 to #22058 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Yes, you do   
very intensely   
even if  I don't touch myself, at some point you're gonna make me cum
Yes, you do
very intensely
even if I don't touch myself, at some point you're gonna make me cum
#22060 to #22059 - betars ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
o-oh.
#22061 to #22060 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
sperm is weird   
it either absorbs back into the body or releases on its own every now and again   
but it doesn't help nearly as much as a manual release
sperm is weird
it either absorbs back into the body or releases on its own every now and again
but it doesn't help nearly as much as a manual release
#22062 to #22061 - betars ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Remember to tell me when it's too difficult to hold back, okay?
#22063 to #22062 - xerros ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
The cuter you act the more difficult it becomes.
#22064 to #22063 - betars ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
no
#21942 to #21909 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I know
I'm difficult and crazy
#22026 to #21942 - betars ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
haaaaaaalllf
#22027 to #22026 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
What if, more then half?
What if, more then half?
#22030 to #22029 - betars ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
That'd be greedy,,,
#22031 to #22030 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Nah, greedy is wanting all and not sharing.
Nah, greedy is wanting all and not sharing.
#22032 to #22031 - betars ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Then what am I?
#22033 to #22032 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Adorable comes to mind
Adorable comes to mind
#22034 to #22033 - betars ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
How dare you!
#22035 to #22034 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#22036 to #22035 - betars ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
How dare you...
#22037 to #22036 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Because I like taking risks
I'm sorry
#22040 to #22039 - betars ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
I only want half of the fruit.
#22041 to #22040 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Which half exactly?
#22042 to #22041 - betars ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
the ripe half.
#22043 to #22042 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Which part of me would that be then?
Which part of me would that be then?
#22044 to #22043 - betars ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Even if it's ripe, I'll still put it off for a few days. Mom always said that it'll be juicer. Or I can wait for it to rot, maybe.
User avatar #21910 to #21909 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
of a sandwich
#21911 to #21910 - betars ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
What if I want the whole?
#21912 to #21911 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
This sandwich sucks to me anyways
mustard and pickle, what?
#21913 to #21912 - betars ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
what else?
#21914 to #21913 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I dunno, what do you like on sandwiches?   
they usually come with chips
I dunno, what do you like on sandwiches?
they usually come with chips
#21915 to #21914 - betars ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Scrambled eggs with black pepper. I like those.
#21916 to #21915 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Me too
I can't do scrambled well enough though
I just do fried instead
they come out a LOT better
#21922 to #21916 - betars ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I want a bite
#21924 to #21922 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I'd like to think I'm a pretty good cook.   
not no 5 star but pretty good   
that's pretty do-able
I'd like to think I'm a pretty good cook.
not no 5 star but pretty good
that's pretty do-able
#21926 to #21924 - betars ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
What would you like to refer to me as? Betty?
#21928 to #21926 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Whatever you want me to say... unless it's completely embarrassing.
Whatever you want me to say... unless it's completely embarrassing.
#21930 to #21928 - betars ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Provide an example.
#21931 to #21930 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Anything cutesy
#21933 to #21931 - betars ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Well, what if it's an order?
#21934 to #21933 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
♪You know the rules, and so do I.♪

I'd have to do it
even though I'd be a little crusty about it
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#21936 to #21935 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I'd probably break down and cry   
because reasons
I'd probably break down and cry
because reasons
#21937 to #21936 - betars ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
reasons?
#21938 to #21937 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Because someone would be unhappy and I would be the cause of their unhappiness.
Me, someone who doesn't really matter.
It would cause am imbalance in my equilibrium due to the desire to make everyone happy and I'll freak out.
It's kay though the less I care for a person the less I'd freak out.
#21941 to #21938 - betars has deleted their comment [-]
#21939 to #21938 - betars ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I guess I can settle for half.


#21897 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
But yeah, I love having a sore pussy/asshole in the morning after a night of sex.
That means I had fun ;)
#21898 to #21897 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
cha, I guess
User avatar #21899 to #21898 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
hehe

are u a size queen? ;P
User avatar #21900 to #21899 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
hmm, I dunno
never ever heard that term before
#21901 to #21900 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
Size queen is a girl or a gay/bisexual guy who likes huge fat cocks
#21902 to #21901 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Oh
hmm, I like them
but I'm not a stifler for them
User avatar #21903 to #21902 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
hehe same here
I mean sure, I love big ones
but I wouldnt say to medium ones

beggars cant be chooser : P
#21904 to #21903 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I have an above average cock   
so I can beg and choose with mine at least
I have an above average cock
so I can beg and choose with mine at least
User avatar #21905 to #21904 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
how big did u say it is?
User avatar #21906 to #21905 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
7 inches
1 inch above the average
User avatar #21907 to #21906 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
yummy

10/10
would suck/ **** lol
User avatar #21908 to #21907 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
o-oh
User avatar #21895 - kirinokousaka (08/12/2014) [-]
Asshole
User avatar #21998 to #21895 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
nah, I'm still perfectly sane
muhahaha
User avatar #22008 to #22007 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
silence is silly
User avatar #22010 to #22009 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
we're all just a little silly at least
#22012 to #22011 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Silly or stupid, we're all one or the other.
it's just like peace and chaos
User avatar #22013 to #22012 - kirinokousaka (08/13/2014) [-]
I am neither
User avatar #22014 to #22013 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
you are something though
each piece fits into this puzzle
there are no extras
User avatar #22016 to #22015 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
you exist, you're going into this puzzle
#22017 to #22016 - kirinokousaka (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm too weird and deformed
User avatar #22018 to #22017 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
*****
you fit
in
the
puzzle
User avatar #22019 to #22018 - kirinokousaka (08/13/2014) [-]
Then I guess I'm just the forgotten piece
#22020 to #22019 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
then find where you fit
it's not easy to do
but you fit because you exist
User avatar #22022 to #22021 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
but yes
#22024 to #22022 - kirinokousaka (08/13/2014) [-]
Well, see you in 4 months.. I guess..

Try not to get maimed or killed
#22025 to #22024 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
same goes for you
#22023 to #22022 - kirinokousaka (08/13/2014) [-]
Why you even care?
#21918 to #21917 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
why ya callin' me names?
why ya callin' me names?
User avatar #21919 to #21918 - kirinokousaka (08/12/2014) [-]
I don't remember... I was drinking, made that, drank some more, then woke up this morning
User avatar #21920 to #21919 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #21921 to #21920 - kirinokousaka (08/12/2014) [-]
I remember now

I got upset because when you went to carve the d on your d I didn't get invited even though You both knew I wanted to listen. But never got one even though It was my day off yet Kevin did though...
#21923 to #21921 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I don't know your schedule   
and it's all up to her anyways
I don't know your schedule
and it's all up to her anyways
User avatar #21925 to #21923 - kirinokousaka (08/12/2014) [-]
Hey man. You gotta take that up with drunk me

As for schedule, it's not like somebody can't ask "when are you off?" Or somethin
#21927 to #21925 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
well that's a bit hard for me   
always doing something that rises stress   
and now sleep deprived lately   
for me to remember that, that'll be pretty lucky
well that's a bit hard for me
always doing something that rises stress
and now sleep deprived lately
for me to remember that, that'll be pretty lucky
User avatar #21929 to #21927 - kirinokousaka (08/12/2014) [-]
Try pills
User avatar #21932 to #21929 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I don't like popping pills
only doing pain pills cause well
without those I'd probably be down right mad
User avatar #21940 to #21932 - kirinokousaka (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm curious how it looks

That d must've taken a chunk of skin
#21943 to #21940 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
just what the hell do you think I did?
you make it sound as if I just cut out a chunk of myself
User avatar #21944 to #21943 - kirinokousaka (08/12/2014) [-]
Usually when carving the letter d that little hole gets carved/torn out
User avatar #21945 to #21944 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
if you're ******* stupid as ****
User avatar #21953 to #21945 - kirinokousaka (08/12/2014) [-]
Generally people who cut their dick aren't smart
#21954 to #21953 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
and people who know what they're doing are.
User avatar #21986 to #21983 - xerros ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm carving into my dick
I haven't had to go to the hospital cause I know what I'm doing
User avatar #21996 to #21986 - kirinokousaka (08/13/2014) [-]
Might need a mental ward then
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#21881 to #21880 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I think it's nice, neat   
but I like your current hair colour better myself   
   
I REALLY like the clash of all three like in this one   
funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Friendly/1978115#1978115   
that's really awesome
I think it's nice, neat
but I like your current hair colour better myself

I REALLY like the clash of all three like in this one
funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Friendly/1978115#1978115
that's really awesome
User avatar #21882 to #21881 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
aah okay
well fair enough hehe

I just like experimenting with hair colours A LOT
#21883 to #21882 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I can tell   
every time I see one of your pictures there's a different hair colour   
I like it though   
it's different
I can tell
every time I see one of your pictures there's a different hair colour
I like it though
it's different
#21884 to #21883 - vinylgirl has deleted their comment [-]
#21885 to #21884 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Whatever you like doing best
that's what I do
and that's what I'll stick with
User avatar #21886 to #21885 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
Amen to that bro
#21887 to #21886 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
We're both just silly little hippies   
aren't we?
We're both just silly little hippies
aren't we?
#21889 to #21888 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I just got random boner
ow... well not so much as ow as much as why?

what you up to then?
User avatar #21891 to #21889 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
I'd give u a BJ
but you know.. distance

Watching movie, u?
#21893 to #21891 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I pretty much live country side, so yeah... I know distance.

Internal conflict
deciding which character to play in a game
can't decide
so sitting doing nothing instead
User avatar #21866 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
tfw a cock is so thick u cant get it down ur throat

then u think to urself, how the **** will I get this in my pussy?

U try it anyways and end up with a sore pussy for a week
User avatar #21868 to #21866 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I can't say I know the feeling
cause you know, dick and all
User avatar #21869 to #21868 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
lel

what about ur arsehole?
#21871 to #21869 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Never had a dick that thick in me.
#21872 to #21871 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
ooh, it's a very.. intense feeling

still fun tho
#21876 to #21872 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind a bit of pegging with something called "The Titan" strapped on a chick.
Having that up my ass would guarantee a quick cumming.
User avatar #21877 to #21876 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
i would rape the living **** out of u with that
U wont be able to sit for a month
#21879 to #21877 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Don't forget pictures of it either.
Oh by all means, you do go on.
#21800 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
My friend made this when we did some Warframe ODD. it was vauban, trinity and nekros. i was the nekros.

i was going to post something better but couldn't find anything.
User avatar #21855 to #21800 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
so you like girls then huh
you dirty dirty faggot
#21856 to #21855 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
only in the very sexual way.
User avatar #21859 to #21856 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
well, yeah
User avatar #21863 to #21859 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
mmmmmmmmm girls.
#21865 to #21863 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I am their helpless mind slave
User avatar #21867 to #21865 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
i make them moan lustfully over and over.
#21870 to #21867 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
They make me hurt myself
it's just like middle school all over again
User avatar #21873 to #21870 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
beats guys doing it i guess...
User avatar #21874 to #21873 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
well yeah
it's more of a sexual kink this way
User avatar #21875 to #21874 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
however if they need someone to hold you down while they do the inflicting of pain themselves, i guess i can do it.
User avatar #21878 to #21875 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
note inteus wants me to suck his dick
User avatar #21890 to #21878 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Good luck, nobody's made me cum that way yet.
User avatar #21892 to #21890 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
so there's still hope
User avatar #21894 to #21892 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Something like that.
#21821 to #21800 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Cha good luck with that one
doesn't she know, lesbian and stuff

also this bit
funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Friendly/1977779#1977779
User avatar #21822 to #21821 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
did you just call me a lesbian!?
also you go get that AAAHHHH.
User avatar #21829 to #21822 - misakacat (08/12/2014) [-]
He's not touching me...
User avatar #21832 to #21829 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
is that a good or bad thing?
User avatar #21833 to #21832 - misakacat (08/12/2014) [-]
A very good thing...
User avatar #21835 to #21833 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
but why?
User avatar #21837 to #21835 - misakacat (08/12/2014) [-]
Because he is disgusting.
User avatar #21838 to #21837 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
so who can touch you?
User avatar #21840 to #21838 - misakacat (08/12/2014) [-]
Not him.
User avatar #21842 to #21840 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
may i touch so i can rub it in his face?
User avatar #21843 to #21842 - misakacat (08/12/2014) [-]
Do not touch me.
User avatar #21845 to #21843 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
this is why i asked instead of doing a touch and run.
User avatar #21830 to #21829 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I never said I was/would!
User avatar #21839 to #21834 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I would never allow myself to lay a hand on an angel as perfect as yourself.
User avatar #21823 to #21822 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
well aren't you?
I mean you only like girls, right?

nah, no luck, yet
#21824 to #21823 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
well....yea...i guess so.
who knew being a lesbian could feel so right.
User avatar #21825 to #21824 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
oh inteus... that's why we miss ya
oh yea... you didn't hear about solaire yet
his life is in a really bad spot
a few of us are worried he may try to kill himself
User avatar #21826 to #21825 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
what happened to him?
User avatar #21828 to #21826 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
it was her house and stuff
User avatar #21827 to #21826 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
his girlfriend snapped and broken up with him
now he's moving back with his parents who are apparently religious nut jobs and he's not religious
but his choices were that or homeless
he said if we hope to see him again it'll probably be 6 months at least or not at all
User avatar #21831 to #21827 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
wow that's a bit ****** , they seemed good together.
hope we do see him again, i don't imagine he'll end himself though.
User avatar #21836 to #21831 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
here's hoping
cause he seemed EXTREMELY depressed
User avatar #21841 to #21836 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
well yea they had been together a long while, had a house together. but i mean who wouldn't be severely upset at something like that? that really does suck. i feel for the guy.
User avatar #21844 to #21841 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
yeah
I just hope he does alright
User avatar #21846 to #21844 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
if i can live in a house with someone like my mother i'm sure he can survive.
User avatar #21847 to #21846 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
never know whom is more or less stable then someone else
User avatar #21848 to #21847 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
i was going to say "if all else fails he can get some money and come live with me" but then i realized that would be like getting the two ends of a paradox together.
User avatar #21849 to #21848 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
THE SEX WOULD BE MIND BLOWING!
User avatar #21850 to #21849 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
there wouldn't be any, just endless bad puns until we both hemorrhage and die.
User avatar #21851 to #21850 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
but the sex tho
User avatar #21852 to #21851 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
but i'm a lesbian, so there wouldn't be any.
User avatar #21853 to #21852 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
hmm, good point
#21854 to #21853 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
that's right.
User avatar #21801 to #21800 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
kek, god damn it inteus
User avatar #21802 to #21801 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Also playing fallout 3, walk into a building and "i don't want to set the world on fire" starts as i pull out my flamer....
User avatar #21803 to #21802 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
the beginning of the future
User avatar #21804 to #21803 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
no bb, i just want to start a big fire in your ass.
User avatar #21805 to #21804 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
oh
pretty gay
#21806 to #21805 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Like that's ever been a problem for you.
User avatar #21807 to #21806 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
lately
yeah
User avatar #21808 to #21807 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
it's been a problem lately?
User avatar #21809 to #21808 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
yes
girls want me
they want me to hurt myself
#21810 to #21809 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Sounds like we gunna have to **** em up.
User avatar #21811 to #21810 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
yeah, them to me
User avatar #21812 to #21811 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
ok you sit back and ill **** em....up.......
User avatar #21813 to #21812 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
one is defensive
User avatar #21814 to #21813 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
so why does she want you to hurt yourself?
User avatar #21815 to #21814 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
cause I'm a maso
and she's a sado
User avatar #21816 to #21815 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Sounds pretty logical.
User avatar #21817 to #21816 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #21818 to #21817 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
and you haven't done it yet, why?
User avatar #21819 to #21818 - xerros ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
uhh... many many reasons
most of which involve an ocean or two
and I'm not THAT excited to hunt the booty that wants to hurt me
User avatar #21820 to #21819 - inteus ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
ok i'll hunt it for you.
User avatar #21795 - kirinokousaka (08/11/2014) [-]
*cuddles*
User avatar #21796 to #21795 - xerros ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #21797 to #21796 - kirinokousaka (08/11/2014) [-]
Shut up stupid I feel hurt and vulnerable and need to be held
#21798 to #21797 - xerros ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
then why would you come to me first off?   
you know I'm bad at that sort of thing
then why would you come to me first off?
you know I'm bad at that sort of thing
User avatar #21799 to #21798 - kirinokousaka (08/11/2014) [-]
Because I'm weird
#21780 to #21759 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Then I guess it comes about.
How does one know if they are being manipulated?
#21781 to #21780 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
when your doing something at the behest of someone else stop and question why you are going to do it, and if the answer doesnt satisfy you you are being manipulated, or if in hindsight you relize that what you did is completly out of charecter for you
#21782 to #21781 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
That's placed perfectly in terms for me to understand, I thank you.

If that is the case however
no, I'm positive I'm not being manipulated

I've always been kind of crazy and have attempted suicide multiple times
so this really isn't out of my character

The one thing that should cause worry to people, is if I start acting like a complete bastard towards others, cause at my core it's a nurture nature and being rude and hurting people is just something I can not do.
#21783 to #21782 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
well alright then
#21786 to #21785 - xerros ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
hmm?
hmm?
#21788 to #21787 - xerros ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Drugs in general are one hell of a drug
User avatar #21790 to #21789 - xerros ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
That's one thing I agree with
#21794 to #21793 - xerros ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
well you know what they say
#21760 to #21759 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #21762 to #21761 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
how's it going?
#21763 to #21762 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
not much i assume since eden summoned me to that convo that im supposed to know who you are
#21764 to #21763 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Nah, no need to know me
unless I guess you really wanted to
#21765 to #21764 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
well, more something along the lines of finding out why your doing something like the "carving" im told you are doing, and talking to you about the implications with it and how eden claims she feels about it, and talking about your reasons for doing it
#21766 to #21765 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Simple
I have nothing better to do and this peaks my curiosity
The pain is unfathomable at first, but whatever it's fun

The reasons for doing it
I don't see myself living that much longer anyways
past year my health started to catch up to me and it's rapidly degrading my breathing gets a little worse every day as proof to me
#21767 to #21766 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
im sorry that you are going though that, but why is that a excuse to put yourself though pain

and if you have no problem with that its your choice but its just the way i am that i want to ask these kind of things in the hopes to make you think about it
#21768 to #21767 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
It's kay
I've had the problem since I was little
it stopped bothering me for a long time, but now it's back and worse then it was then.
Asthma, yea I know it can be dealt with, but it just effects some people worse then others, I guess I'm one of those rare cases.
I'm expecting my lungs to collapse and then pool with blood at some point.

Yeah, it's fine, I mean it's fun
#21769 to #21768 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
well then i dont really have anything else to say
#21770 to #21769 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Just wanted to make sure I was in right of mind and not doing it against my will?
Well... right of mind is a bit of a strong wording.
#21771 to #21770 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
something like that
#21772 to #21771 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
D'aww, thanks for caring
#21773 to #21772 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
well alright
#21774 to #21773 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Did you think she had some type of mind control on me or something though?
I'm actually curious.
#21776 to #21775 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
eden, silly
#21777 to #21776 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
nah its just manipulation, plenty of people are good at it i am to but i dont like people hurting themselves
#21778 to #21777 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Nah, she's not doing that
like sometimes she'll ask me to do a thing and I will say no and stand firm on it
#21779 to #21778 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
well of course you still have free will but it still stands
#21749 - misakacat (08/10/2014) [-]
Ready to play?
#21750 to #21749 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Look at you, noon on the dot
not at the second
doing **** with people
just tell me what I'm gonna need though
#21751 to #21750 - misakacat (08/10/2014) [-]
Knife, bandages, painpills.

Don't be too long.
You need to login to view this link and I are waiting.
#21752 to #21751 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Thought you wanted me for yourself
That's what you said last week, no?

at this rate though, won't take too much longer
#21753 to #21752 - misakacat (08/10/2014) [-]
Well yeah, but I like showing off my toys.
I'm like a little kid with a new doll.
I doll I really want to hurt and break.

Oh good. Come on skype when you're done.
#21754 to #21753 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
*tisk*

how many people are you adding?
just him?
#21755 to #21754 - misakacat (08/10/2014) [-]
Don't worry, it'll just be us three.
#21756 to #21755 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
That's settling   
   
we're doing the D on my D, aren't we?
That's settling

we're doing the D on my D, aren't we?
#21757 to #21756 - misakacat (08/10/2014) [-]
No idea.
We'll work it out when you join us.
#21758 to #21757 - xerros ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
You're a bad liar.
But yeah, 10 more minutes then all of us 'll be finished.
User avatar #21712 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
burns are orgasmic
User avatar #21733 to #21712 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
only played during last event
now waiting for KF 2
User avatar #21734 to #21733 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
Didn't know a 2 was coming
User avatar #21735 to #21734 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
now you do
User avatar #21736 to #21735 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
No George we can't wed
User avatar #21737 to #21736 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
that's cool
didn't plan on it
User avatar #21738 to #21737 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
I could only imagine the type if person you'd marry and how that'd turn out
User avatar #21739 to #21738 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
yeah, I can too
no one makes a great bride
User avatar #21740 to #21739 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
For some reason I can see it as some girl trying to "better" and wants to get married. And you just respond with "sure. Whatever"
User avatar #21741 to #21740 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
There's literally one reason to get married in this day
I forget why exactly but I know it deals with taxes
User avatar #21742 to #21741 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
I guess it's a good thing people annoy me too much for me to marry
User avatar #21743 to #21742 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm only willing for the title
User avatar #21745 to #21744 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
of marriage
User avatar #21747 to #21746 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
doesn't matter though, all men are rapist
User avatar #21748 to #21747 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
That's why I pay for my sex
User avatar #21713 to #21712 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
maybe
User avatar #21714 to #21713 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
no maybe u gay
User avatar #21716 to #21715 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
Then pull down your pants
User avatar #21717 to #21716 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #21718 to #21717 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
with how much of a masochist you are i'm surprised you wouldn't
User avatar #21719 to #21718 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
what does that even?
what?
User avatar #21720 to #21719 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
you like pain

me biting off your dick would bring a lot of pain and assumed pleasure
#21721 to #21720 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #21722 to #21721 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
knew itugay
User avatar #21723 to #21722 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
or, tired
#21725 to #21724 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21729 to #21728 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
zYnthetic - Bled Dry (Killing Floor -Soundtrack-)
User avatar #21731 to #21730 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
best track in killing floor
User avatar #21732 to #21731 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
Tfw havent played in a long time
#21683 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
having a rough time with life?
User avatar #21704 to #21683 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
you think I am?
User avatar #21705 to #21704 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
i merely think you're more interesting than others
User avatar #21706 to #21705 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Not really
I'm just one of the least stable, that's willing to admit to it
User avatar #21707 to #21706 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
and you think others are any more stable?

please

if it's one thing I've learned, people are terribly fragile and easy to push over the edge
User avatar #21708 to #21707 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
puh, I never said it was the good kind of stable
User avatar #21709 to #21708 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
if anything you're not as afraid as anyone else
User avatar #21710 to #21709 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
that's because unlike them, I don't care
#21684 to #21683 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
I don't believe I s-s-s-s-stuttered with what I said.
I don't believe I s-s-s-s-stuttered with what I said.
#21685 to #21684 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
Are you making fun of my stuttering problem?
#21686 to #21685 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
completely   
   
didn't know you had one   
now I do, hmm
completely

didn't know you had one
now I do, hmm
#21687 to #21686 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
When I talk to fast I stutter, which makes me nervous and I stutter more
Or when I look in people's eyes I get nervous/shy and stutter
#21688 to #21687 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
I do only when agitated and my thoughts can't keep up with the rate in which my mouth says them.
I do only when agitated and my thoughts can't keep up with the rate in which my mouth says them.
#21689 to #21688 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
That's how I am with typing   
   
It makes me leave out words and annoys me
That's how I am with typing

It makes me leave out words and annoys me
#21690 to #21689 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Everything annoys me, so it really doesn't matter
#21691 to #21690 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
That makes life unnecessarily difficult
#21692 to #21691 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Not in the least do I care though.
Not in the least do I care though.
#21693 to #21692 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
Your comments hint otherwise
Your comments hint otherwise
#21694 to #21693 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
I do not live in the past, nor the future   
I live right here, right now
I do not live in the past, nor the future
I live right here, right now
#21695 to #21694 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
Yet if you don't at least learn from the past, then you're cursed to repeat it
User avatar #21696 to #21695 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
humans are nothing but folly anyways
no problem there
User avatar #21697 to #21696 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
It is working past those follies that has allowed us to reach where we have
User avatar #21698 to #21697 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
not really history IS doomed to repeat itself
cause humans ARE too stupid to learn from their past mistakes
User avatar #21699 to #21698 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
doesn't matter

i didn't come here to talk about philosophy and ****
User avatar #21700 to #21699 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
no, you tried to make me feel better
but it doesn't matter because I'm deaf to the voice of reason
User avatar #21701 to #21700 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
why would i try to make you feel better knowing it wouldn't work?

you know i don't like wasting effort
User avatar #21702 to #21701 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
so do I
doesn't mean people don't try
User avatar #21703 to #21702 - kirinokousaka (08/09/2014) [-]
i'm not like most people
User avatar #21673 - misakacat (08/09/2014) [-]
Wanna play?
#21674 to #21673 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Yeah I do... but, it's late to start anything.
Yeah I do... but, it's late to start anything.
#21675 to #21674 - misakacat (08/09/2014) [-]
Even for just something small?
User avatar #21676 to #21675 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
It would extremely depend
like, nothing I would have to clean
#21677 to #21676 - misakacat (08/09/2014) [-]
Just a few cuts.
Small ones.
#21678 to #21677 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Small ones won't hurt enough and you know it.
You gotta just get me at a earlier time.
#21679 to #21678 - misakacat (08/09/2014) [-]
Only if I don't know where to hurt you.
But I do.

Let's go.
#21680 to #21679 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Do you now?
but seriously, nothing I have to clean or that's gonna make me scream, people's gonna start waking up soon.
#21681 to #21680 - misakacat (08/09/2014) [-]
You only need a knife and a mic.
Get on skype.
It'll be quick.
#21682 to #21681 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
You act as if we haven't done this kind of thing before.
I know what I need.
But the best times to do anything, at all are between noon-4 your time
just cause that's when people finish going to sleep and before it gets close to them waking
User avatar #21667 to #21666 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
ew, love face
User avatar #21669 to #21668 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
but love is gay
User avatar #21671 to #21670 - xerros ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
maybe a little
but still, love is gay
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