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Live through life making rivals to challenge your own potential and possibilities. Test the passion of others and match it against your own. Show them all that you are just as worthy as they will ever be.
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xenxio (03/04/2014) [-] I've done stupid and ******** things. I've lost many friends due to my placing them on the shelf. I constantly make newer friends, and just leave behind the old ones. I always had one best friend in school. Sooner or later it ends and i have another to replace them. I get too jealous, and envy is something that will never leave me. I hate feeling disposable, but i think thats what we all are. Theres nothing special about me. I'm just an normal guy who wants to be a counselor. A sick counselor even. At the very bottom of of my hear i know I'm a sadist. I like to see displeasure in others. The least i can admit is that i dont like being the source of it. When i counsel people i feel like a sick twisted person. At least I'm good at what i do....or at least i like to think so. I've helped lots of people...maybe even saved some from suicide. It puts me at ease to help others achieve that happiness. Before you ask, I am not a sad person. I am actually pretty happy with my life. I have a lot to be thankful though. I just tend to notice this quirks that I've learned to accept about my lifestyle in general. I like to look at something that someone likes, and then join them along with it. I guess that's what makes it so easy for me to gain friends. I'll always be there to try something new with someone. ...However there's a dark side to this. I yearn to take what we both do together until I am far better at them at it. Whats fueling me to do so? To not feel insignificant. I hate being blown away like I'm nothing. I've lived through that enough in my life that I'm to the point that i will put every ounce of effort into my productivity that i don't feel that way anymore. No one really liked me in elementary school. As a matter of fact, even I didnt like me. I was stupid. I didnt take into account peoples feelings. Maybe thats where the ****** started, I dont know. I remember me crying in the bathroom stalls, saying to myself "Why doesnt anyone like me?" "What did i do wrong?!" and then stuff like "Next year will be better....it will all be new." Needless to say school doesnt ******* work like that. Every year snowballed into a giant despair of sulking. I wish i could go back in time and tell himself to shut the hell up and quit acting like the world owes you something. Quit ******* acting like you're the only one with feelings. Quit trying to hang out with people who have friends, just to hope you can net one. QUIT BEING SUCH A BITCH. I was tired of it. During highschool I didnt care anymore. **** peoples feelings. and **** my family.
**** my family and my mother who neglected me like hell. Our carpets got removed because it was so disgusting. So my mother said. So we had a wooded floor with splinters and nails coming out of it. Thats what is underneath carpet of course. Do you know how many times i stepped on a dirty rust nail as a kid? My mother was bi-polar. She would have episodes and cause lots of chaos. She cheated on my step dad. She tricked me and my little brother into living with a 50 year old guy that she called her "boyfriend". Those schools sucked even more in the area we lived in. I remember looking at the ceiling in my room and saying to myself "I need to get out of here." What happen next? She had another episode. Thought the guy was trying to kill her and **** . I remember her driving us down the highway going 90mph. She would use wrong turning signals, and run stop signs. It was at this point i recognized the area. We were close to our old home. I had no choice but to get out of the car. To this day I live with my grandmother and things have been okay ever since.
Let me retrace to highschool. I said **** peoples feelings right? Well even while i was living with my grandmother i was like this. Seriously, **** people. I just didnt care anymore. I gave up. I got into fights. Got my elbow dislocated and cracked. To this day I cant throw **** . Eventually i made my one friend that is replaceable and that mended my thoughts for awhile. Slowly and slowly I became a understanding person. I have Funnyjunk to thank me for that, back when the brony fad was huge. People accepted me for no ******* reason. But hell...it was the internet. So whatever. It was something i wasnt used to. I remember skipping school just to say here and hang out with my friends. I felt like i belonged somewhere. Deep down i knew it was pathetic because this was a damn website. I dont feel that way now, its just how i felt back then. Eventually college rolled around and i took a huge break from this site. Back then i was the guy who typed backwards. Why do i type backwards? For a lot of reasons. Some of which I never really tell people because it only matters to me. I don't expect other people to ******* understand, nor do i need your god damn acceptance of it. Just either ignore it or accept it. I don't need your complaints. ...anyway i got popular on funnyjunk. People loved me....a lot
www.funnyjunk.com/user/xenxio/80#80
In college I've made a lot of friends. I guess you could even say I'm popular. I dont really know why. Maybe it was just the attitude adjustment I got from this site. Either way it happened. Mostly with people in the Game Room on campus. We played lots of video games, and talked about them as well. I guess i really couldnt say I'd be popular if it wasnt for me getting good at smash bros. I went from that random kid with a wii mote to a semi pro sheik player. It was that whole "getting better at something than someone" mentality i mentioned before. I'm just competitive.
Come to present I got back on funnyjunk. Things have changed a bit. Some people remember me, some dont. I got left behind on the Friendly boards and never had a way to get back in. It wasnt until my old friend got rolled on a board and we got reunited. He got me back into friendly, and i started anew. Made new friends, and lost quite a bit of old ones. But i was fine with that. Its how I always lived my life. I got deep into Philosophy. As such i majored in it along with Human Services. I wrote a lot....thoughts really interested me.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/xenxio/1069#1069
Other than that, I'm a vegeterain who enjoys the single life. Nice to meet you.
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**** my family and my mother who neglected me like hell. Our carpets got removed because it was so disgusting. So my mother said. So we had a wooded floor with splinters and nails coming out of it. Thats what is underneath carpet of course. Do you know how many times i stepped on a dirty rust nail as a kid? My mother was bi-polar. She would have episodes and cause lots of chaos. She cheated on my step dad. She tricked me and my little brother into living with a 50 year old guy that she called her "boyfriend". Those schools sucked even more in the area we lived in. I remember looking at the ceiling in my room and saying to myself "I need to get out of here." What happen next? She had another episode. Thought the guy was trying to kill her and **** . I remember her driving us down the highway going 90mph. She would use wrong turning signals, and run stop signs. It was at this point i recognized the area. We were close to our old home. I had no choice but to get out of the car. To this day I live with my grandmother and things have been okay ever since.
Let me retrace to highschool. I said **** peoples feelings right? Well even while i was living with my grandmother i was like this. Seriously, **** people. I just didnt care anymore. I gave up. I got into fights. Got my elbow dislocated and cracked. To this day I cant throw **** . Eventually i made my one friend that is replaceable and that mended my thoughts for awhile. Slowly and slowly I became a understanding person. I have Funnyjunk to thank me for that, back when the brony fad was huge. People accepted me for no ******* reason. But hell...it was the internet. So whatever. It was something i wasnt used to. I remember skipping school just to say here and hang out with my friends. I felt like i belonged somewhere. Deep down i knew it was pathetic because this was a damn website. I dont feel that way now, its just how i felt back then. Eventually college rolled around and i took a huge break from this site. Back then i was the guy who typed backwards. Why do i type backwards? For a lot of reasons. Some of which I never really tell people because it only matters to me. I don't expect other people to ******* understand, nor do i need your god damn acceptance of it. Just either ignore it or accept it. I don't need your complaints. ...anyway i got popular on funnyjunk. People loved me....a lot
www.funnyjunk.com/user/xenxio/80#80
In college I've made a lot of friends. I guess you could even say I'm popular. I dont really know why. Maybe it was just the attitude adjustment I got from this site. Either way it happened. Mostly with people in the Game Room on campus. We played lots of video games, and talked about them as well. I guess i really couldnt say I'd be popular if it wasnt for me getting good at smash bros. I went from that random kid with a wii mote to a semi pro sheik player. It was that whole "getting better at something than someone" mentality i mentioned before. I'm just competitive.
Come to present I got back on funnyjunk. Things have changed a bit. Some people remember me, some dont. I got left behind on the Friendly boards and never had a way to get back in. It wasnt until my old friend got rolled on a board and we got reunited. He got me back into friendly, and i started anew. Made new friends, and lost quite a bit of old ones. But i was fine with that. Its how I always lived my life. I got deep into Philosophy. As such i majored in it along with Human Services. I wrote a lot....thoughts really interested me.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/xenxio/1069#1069
Other than that, I'm a vegeterain who enjoys the single life. Nice to meet you.
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seniorawesomesauce (12/04/2013) [+]
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"Aleister Crowley is a writer, philosopher, magician, founder of the Thelemite philosophy, cult leader, but more immportantly: a Free Mason. In his life he wrote a book called "Magic", in which he describes how to communicate on a subliminal level by speaking backwards, in order to gain power over others. The following is an excerpt from his book:
("a") Let him learn to write backwards, with either hand.
[omitting B through D]
("e") Let him learn to read backwards. In this it is difficult to avoid cheating one's self, as an expert reader sees a sentence at a glance. Let his disciple read aloud to him backwards, slowly at first, then more quickly."
("a") Let him learn to write backwards, with either hand.
I'm onto you.
("a") Let him learn to write backwards, with either hand.
[omitting B through D]
("e") Let him learn to read backwards. In this it is difficult to avoid cheating one's self, as an expert reader sees a sentence at a glance. Let his disciple read aloud to him backwards, slowly at first, then more quickly."
("a") Let him learn to write backwards, with either hand.
I'm onto you.
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ecov (03/11/2014) [-] The guy that runs the show is a douche. He's actually being kicked out of the corps because he was hazing the kids real bad like not lets kids go to the bathroom to where they **** themselves and have them put in 2 cans of dipping tobacco in at once. One kid actually when to the hospital for it
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ecov (03/11/2014) [-] just give them the finger and tell them to **** off
Most of the people in Gradhole as we call it are POGs (Person Other than Grunt: like admin, motor transport, etc) and they normally can't talk **** to grunts because we go through harder training. They only think is that grunts are normally not as book smart as POGs but I will smoke them out of the water in both fields. plus my older age might have an effect too. Just got to not get on the Sgt's bad side
Most of the people in Gradhole as we call it are POGs (Person Other than Grunt: like admin, motor transport, etc) and they normally can't talk **** to grunts because we go through harder training. They only think is that grunts are normally not as book smart as POGs but I will smoke them out of the water in both fields. plus my older age might have an effect too. Just got to not get on the Sgt's bad side
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cptasia (03/05/2014) [-] So are we like, friends or something? You never get on Xbox ever...
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therealfishyxander (03/05/2014) [-] what subject?
what philosopher?
just chatting here and there really...
what philosopher?
just chatting here and there really...
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xerros ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-] What a trip its been
One small stroke of fate can change an entire outcome
And to think how much of our lives we have ahead of us as well
For better or worse we don't know, we're always spiraling towards the unknown
But as long as we have our friends by our sides it won't be all that bad
One small stroke of fate can change an entire outcome
And to think how much of our lives we have ahead of us as well
For better or worse we don't know, we're always spiraling towards the unknown
But as long as we have our friends by our sides it won't be all that bad
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zoopityzop (03/03/2014) [-] Something wrong? With me?
I'm quite fine. Save for a few troubles.
I'm quite fine. Save for a few troubles.
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gardenmanly (03/03/2014) [-] dude I just pulled up my pokemon game
I have some serious work to do... my only strong pokemon are flying type...
**** .
I have some serious work to do... my only strong pokemon are flying type...
**** .
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ecov (03/02/2014) [-] just ******* training dude
I've done things like throw live grenades, learn how to fight in the woods and how to do urban combat. How to raid, defend, and clear buildings, we have done LOTS of hike the most recent one was thursday, did a 20km night hike with 100lbs of gear. We shoot a lot. I've fired mostly the M16A4 but I got to fire the M27 IAR on full auto with over 200 rounds to use.
**** was pretty tight but it sucked because of all the other **** the sergeants make you go through
I've done things like throw live grenades, learn how to fight in the woods and how to do urban combat. How to raid, defend, and clear buildings, we have done LOTS of hike the most recent one was thursday, did a 20km night hike with 100lbs of gear. We shoot a lot. I've fired mostly the M16A4 but I got to fire the M27 IAR on full auto with over 200 rounds to use.
**** was pretty tight but it sucked because of all the other **** the sergeants make you go through
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yuukoku (03/01/2014) [-] Tell me, was I supposed to sacrifice a hundred sheep and burn their corpses at a pyre or donate ten bucks to keep FJ alive?
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xenxio (02/28/2014) [-] Well, I'm in this tinychat.com/fjparty
Other than that i train at Starbucks tomorrow.
Other than that i train at Starbucks tomorrow.
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xenxio (02/23/2014) [-] Huh...well
got a 62% on my Biology exam. I'll make things up though. I'm too damn stubborn to fail. I really should put all of my time tomorrow into school though, just to get things done. like...3 journals, revisioning one of my portfolios, studying bio, and doing some reflective pieces on some Philosophy articles.
Car is junked. Got $250 for the damn thing. It was a sports car made of plastic anyway. Was not good for the insurance per month. Had to borrow some cash from my grandmother and uncle to buy this decent truck. Should last me for a very long time. Hopefully anyway.
Job isnt giving me anymore hours. Thats cool, just got a new job at Starbucks. Its a nice little part time thing at just 25h/week. But hey it pays the bills right?
Although I dont know to talk about it since I like to leave it hidden, I've been contributing a lot to the mods and /flags/. Wrote the new guide, finished a month of old stuff, and still have about another month to get done. Seriously I feel as if I'm the only one who actually completes these anymore.
Today was simple and clean. But also just one giant bundle of procrastination. I really should get to work on somethings. I'm tempted to put my laptop up so it doesnt distract me. thats the thing though, i NEED it to do my work.
Havent talked to many people lately. Like...I've distant myself from friendly because all my time and effort goes towards this volunteer stuff. Not sure if people are actually happy the backwards text isn't as frequent, or if they somewhat miss it. Eh...who knows right?
Got a group project this tuesday. This guy isnt pulling his weight. ****** ******* . I expected nothing less though so what can you do right? Just deal with it. We'll firgure out a way to make it go well, even if I have to lie through my *** .
Oh yeah, lying through my *** . I promised my group I'd visit a children's home to get an interview. y'know, the whole Human Service and counseling thing. Well i call 2 weeks in advance to get this stuff set up. They havent called me back. So today I went over to there facility. Its bordered by these giant black bars man. Anyway they said there was nothing they could do since i dont have a "meeting"
So yeah. I need to lie through my *** about how i got this awesome interview at this place. And talk about my experiences. Normally i wouldnt do this, but there's no time left man.
got a 62% on my Biology exam. I'll make things up though. I'm too damn stubborn to fail. I really should put all of my time tomorrow into school though, just to get things done. like...3 journals, revisioning one of my portfolios, studying bio, and doing some reflective pieces on some Philosophy articles.
Car is junked. Got $250 for the damn thing. It was a sports car made of plastic anyway. Was not good for the insurance per month. Had to borrow some cash from my grandmother and uncle to buy this decent truck. Should last me for a very long time. Hopefully anyway.
Job isnt giving me anymore hours. Thats cool, just got a new job at Starbucks. Its a nice little part time thing at just 25h/week. But hey it pays the bills right?
Although I dont know to talk about it since I like to leave it hidden, I've been contributing a lot to the mods and /flags/. Wrote the new guide, finished a month of old stuff, and still have about another month to get done. Seriously I feel as if I'm the only one who actually completes these anymore.
Today was simple and clean. But also just one giant bundle of procrastination. I really should get to work on somethings. I'm tempted to put my laptop up so it doesnt distract me. thats the thing though, i NEED it to do my work.
Havent talked to many people lately. Like...I've distant myself from friendly because all my time and effort goes towards this volunteer stuff. Not sure if people are actually happy the backwards text isn't as frequent, or if they somewhat miss it. Eh...who knows right?
Got a group project this tuesday. This guy isnt pulling his weight. ****** ******* . I expected nothing less though so what can you do right? Just deal with it. We'll firgure out a way to make it go well, even if I have to lie through my *** .
Oh yeah, lying through my *** . I promised my group I'd visit a children's home to get an interview. y'know, the whole Human Service and counseling thing. Well i call 2 weeks in advance to get this stuff set up. They havent called me back. So today I went over to there facility. Its bordered by these giant black bars man. Anyway they said there was nothing they could do since i dont have a "meeting"
So yeah. I need to lie through my *** about how i got this awesome interview at this place. And talk about my experiences. Normally i wouldnt do this, but there's no time left man.
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ocanom (02/23/2014) [-] you got this you can reckt that **** good yo
thats a damn shame about the car, a truck is good though, carries more, ya feel me?
thats not bad at all, 25 hours a week for a job is a lot better than my sorry *** is doin, it does pay the bills yo
im not too sure really, i dont know what all the mods do
im not sure for real about the backwards text, some dont like it, some dont mind it at all, cant say i hate it, makes me read the full thing before i say **** , who knows indeed..
i always hated those people that dont do their share of **** in a group project, i usually just talked to them about it, they didnt really like me after that but **** em
you could try to imagine a whole scenario about what happened at that interview that totally happened, and make it sound legit yo
when u got no other choice, i guess u just gotta lie yo
thats a damn shame about the car, a truck is good though, carries more, ya feel me?
thats not bad at all, 25 hours a week for a job is a lot better than my sorry *** is doin, it does pay the bills yo
im not too sure really, i dont know what all the mods do
im not sure for real about the backwards text, some dont like it, some dont mind it at all, cant say i hate it, makes me read the full thing before i say **** , who knows indeed..
i always hated those people that dont do their share of **** in a group project, i usually just talked to them about it, they didnt really like me after that but **** em
you could try to imagine a whole scenario about what happened at that interview that totally happened, and make it sound legit yo
when u got no other choice, i guess u just gotta lie yo
