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Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
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#130 - Shiiiiiiett we best get liking those Facebook pages!! 06/01/2013 on We need your support -2
#12 - That really made me laugh a lot. Have a thumb.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on This is phone 0
User avatar #13 - samxdaxman (06/01/2013) [-]
Glad to be of service.
#34 - How has nobody made this joke yet?! 05/31/2013 on Spot the foreign exchange... +12
#49 - What game is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on Tumblr On Drugs 0
#51 - saladtongsofdeath (05/31/2013) [-]
red dead redemption
#12 - Sports bra.. 05/28/2013 on Who -1
#20 - Now its art this joke hasn't been overused yet, right?  [+] (9 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Creature +63
User avatar #70 - admiralen (05/28/2013) [-]
looks like theyre throwing up, and the noses is the puke
User avatar #63 - DeathKnight (05/28/2013) [-]
Yes it has. And doing this "small text" shit like "This hasnt been overused, right?" and "I'll leave now" just makes it worse.
User avatar #40 - jovanlisac (05/28/2013) [-]
definitely better than half life 3 joke
User avatar #58 - WizardOfTheLawl (05/28/2013) [-]
3 noses, HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!


I'll be going now
#69 - jovanlisac (05/28/2013) [-]
While we are at overused jokes
User avatar #64 - brettyoke (05/28/2013) [-]
That honestly would have been funnier without the tiny text at the bottom. Just putting my opinion out there.
User avatar #39 - eliotmoose (05/28/2013) [-]
I know I'm going to get red thumbed for this but can you explain this? I keep seeing it all over FJ
User avatar #42 - eliotmoose (05/28/2013) [-]
Thank you for enlightening me good sir. Thumb for you
#61 - How is missing old friends a thing only girls do? 05/28/2013 on Happy Memorial Day +27
#42 - Hold on a minute, that isnt the default place of the character…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2013 on I'm Beautiful 0
User avatar #48 - darkforces (05/25/2013) [-]
*Console commands*.....I'm so sorry
User avatar #47 - darkforces (05/25/2013) [-]
You can edit your character where ever you are using the command console on PCs
#117 - I started a new game today , what a coincidence! 05/22/2013 on Who is Ready to Learn Some... 0
#116 - So you're telling me the zone isn't real? Anyone w… 05/22/2013 on Who is Ready to Learn Some... 0
#16 - Oh my...Thats my gif 05/22/2013 on You must specify a title +6
#45 - No, thats a gameboy 05/22/2013 on Dat ass +2
#110 - Its Gretal, not Grohl 05/19/2013 on Dave 0
#115 - >bruce Thats batman, Am I missing something here?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Batman and his shit +6
#116 - bdowns has deleted their comment.
User avatar #119 - neutralgray (05/17/2013) [-]
That was a joke, son.
#13 - Baskerville masterrace reporting in  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Fonts 0
User avatar #22 - ttritt (05/17/2013) [-]
Sweet, i'm not the only one.
#9 - Real Snipers dont use sights at all 05/16/2013 on Cats are great bodyguards +4
#56 - >mfw i fapped over the sex scene  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Favorite part +23
#86 - tenboxes (05/17/2013) [-]
#71 - merloxbeard (05/16/2013) [-]
YFW you enjoyed it.
#222 - You can't ignore the fact that if there was no way to pirate m… 05/16/2013 on Music Piracy +2
#37 - Cool story bro 05/15/2013 on My favorite scene in all of... +3
#34 - I was very wrong then..  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2013 on My favorite scene in all of... +150
User avatar #36 - therealpokemon (05/15/2013) [-]
Indeed. I was telling this to my friend who told me that Superman could kill all the Daleks by dropping them off a cliff. I told him they could fly and for some reason we both just started laughing until we were crying.
#43 - PhuckingPhreak (05/15/2013) [-]
why the fuck is superman there?
User avatar #182 - therealpokemon (05/15/2013) [-]
Because reasons.
#215 - bknob (05/16/2013) [-]
#37 - xentacle (05/15/2013) [-]
Cool story bro
#32 - Daleks look like the biggest joke of an enemy, looks like you …  [+] (22 new replies) 05/15/2013 on My favorite scene in all of... +87
#225 - CIS White Male (05/16/2013) [-]
they fly



fast
#224 - rockerforlife (05/16/2013) [-]
It's hard to knock them over when they about weigh a thousand tons. Also they're not made of aluminum, they're pretty hardcore. Their exterior is impenetrable to just about any weapon and totally indestructible. They have superior weapons attached to their bodies and they're also smart and incredibly cruel with a voice that will make you shiver. Also they can fly, pretty fast if they want to too.

tl;dr, made of futuretech, flies, indestructible.
#141 - CIS White Male (05/15/2013) [-]
i dont watch the show so i agree, i just always think of a useless R2D2 when i see a dalek
#127 - quinos (05/15/2013) [-]
The only way to really damage a Dalek with our conventional weapons would be to concentrate several missiles/tank shells at it's eye stock and even then that's iffy. As proven in Asylum of The Daleks (Yes a fucking dalek crazyhouse) they're still dangerous mentally AND physically damaged as well, trust me I didn't know what the big deal was at first either. Till I saw the show.
#104 - heartlessrobot (05/15/2013) [-]
Their armor is nearly impenetrable, they have force fields that block all lasers and bullets, they can kill practically anything in a single shot, are incredibly heavy, and they hate all life that is not Dalek. Pretty much, their only weakness is stairs and The Doctor.
User avatar #157 - fuzzysixx (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't remember this shit. Is it from one of the lost episodes?
User avatar #191 - yetaxaa (05/15/2013) [-]
It's from The Chase (episode 4 I think) and no, it's not missing
Well they wiped the master tapes but they've always had copies.
User avatar #136 - gilliam (05/15/2013) [-]
Goddamnit that .gif bloody cracks me up every time.
User avatar #124 - SuperSixONE (05/15/2013) [-]
They can fly now.
User avatar #125 - heartlessrobot (05/15/2013) [-]
Ok, stairs with a low ceiling over them.
#100 - CIS White Male (05/15/2013) [-]
Their lasers are also electricity based so it can screw over all the things in a flood.
But if you knock them over, how would they get up?
Their rockets are on their bottom, and their eyestalks look weak to me.
User avatar #76 - zzforrest (05/15/2013) [-]
It is very hard to kill daleks as they have a force field which disintegrates bullets and blocks lasers. They move slow mostly, but can also move very fast sometimes. Their lasers have the accuracy of a trained sniper at any distance within seconds of seeing a target. Even though 1 dalek is not very dangerous, if they have just 2 they essentially could wipe out the human race.
#68 - zakaizer (05/15/2013) [-]
The only way a (New) dalek can be killed, is by a giant fucking laser gun, or it decides to self-destruct, and that's a choice only after it's mission (Which is normally involving killing everyone ranging from an underground bunker, to an entire fucking planet) is complete. plus, yeah, as therealpokemon said, they can fly, have a one-shot death laser that liquefies all internal organs, vital or otherwise, it's suction cup is capable of extracting information from any living organic, the armour casing is self-healing, it emits a gravitational field that slows projectiles (Such as bullets) to such a speed that it basically pings against them. Oh, and the actual dalek, is a tentacle thing that has only one 'emotion' : Hate.

So yeah... very wrong, my friend.
User avatar #33 - therealpokemon (05/15/2013) [-]
They look the part, that's for sure. But then it turns out they can fly and can't be damaged and have a one-shot kill death laser.
User avatar #223 - vycanismajoris (05/16/2013) [-]
a single EMP and they're trash.
User avatar #153 - fuzzysixx (05/15/2013) [-]
WTF they can fly now. They went from needing to be on static floors to power themselves...to flying? They always had OP armor and 1 shot death lasers though.
#34 - xentacle (05/15/2013) [-]
I was very wrong then..
User avatar #36 - therealpokemon (05/15/2013) [-]
Indeed. I was telling this to my friend who told me that Superman could kill all the Daleks by dropping them off a cliff. I told him they could fly and for some reason we both just started laughing until we were crying.
#43 - PhuckingPhreak (05/15/2013) [-]
why the fuck is superman there?
User avatar #182 - therealpokemon (05/15/2013) [-]
Because reasons.
#215 - bknob (05/16/2013) [-]
#37 - xentacle (05/15/2013) [-]
Cool story bro
#109 - Picture 05/15/2013 on Regular Show +2
#107 - Comment deleted 05/15/2013 on Regular Show 0
#6 - **xentacle rolls 952,380,178** i was looking for a good excu… 05/15/2013 on ONLY NINES WILL KILL THIS... 0
#16 - Its because he didn't close his eyes and focus 05/13/2013 on Natural Instincts 0
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