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#16 - Picture 10/12/2013 on On Depression and Suicide +3
#270 - You can't really judge them as nazi's if they don't have a swa… 10/11/2013 on Know the difference 0
#36 - It wouldn't work because fry was born in the 20th century mean… 10/09/2013 on Science of the Future 0
#14 - Why are you finding it so damn hard? I don't kn… 10/02/2013 on math: Not even once 0
#12 - Solve it  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2013 on math: Not even once 0
User avatar #13 - berrabuz (10/02/2013) [-]
Well I guess you are doing abit more advanced math than me since I cant solve it as there is no value on y
User avatar #14 - xentacle (10/02/2013) [-]
Why are you finding it so damn hard?

I don't know what you mean by there being no value on y, but you're supposed to substitute, like so.
y= 6x^2
y= 6x^2 + 28

Anyways that's only GCSE standard here in the UK, As and A2 level is ridiculous and your comment got me agitated!
#11 - No theyre both seperate questions. Solve the first, then simpl… 10/02/2013 on math: Not even once 0
#84 - Where does it imply that life is about death, exactly? 10/02/2013 on Life... 0
#83 - Did you make this OP?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2013 on Life... 0
User avatar #90 - dogonee (10/26/2013) [-]
no he didn't
User avatar #91 - xentacle (10/29/2013) [-]
Wow thanks for the swift reply
Wheres it from?
#8 - Take two, ^2 means squared, these were actual questions from a…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/02/2013 on math: Not even once 0
User avatar #10 - berrabuz (10/02/2013) [-]
what am i supposed to do with the y = 2x^2 and y= 3x + 14?
User avatar #12 - xentacle (10/02/2013) [-]
Solve it
User avatar #13 - berrabuz (10/02/2013) [-]
Well I guess you are doing abit more advanced math than me since I cant solve it as there is no value on y
User avatar #14 - xentacle (10/02/2013) [-]
Why are you finding it so damn hard?

I don't know what you mean by there being no value on y, but you're supposed to substitute, like so.
y= 6x^2
y= 6x^2 + 28

Anyways that's only GCSE standard here in the UK, As and A2 level is ridiculous and your comment got me agitated!
#9 - berrabuz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #11 - xentacle (10/02/2013) [-]
No theyre both seperate questions. Solve the first, then simplify the second
#5 - I'm assuming you haven't studied it past GCSE or the american …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/01/2013 on math: Not even once 0
User avatar #7 - berrabuz (10/02/2013) [-]
Well I'm not sure what GCSE is but show me a typical GCSE equation and I'll see if I can solve it
User avatar #8 - xentacle (10/02/2013) [-]
Take two, ^2 means squared, these were actual questions from a paper

y = 2x^2
y= 3x + 14

and simplyfy

x^2 + 6x
------------
x^2 - 36
User avatar #10 - berrabuz (10/02/2013) [-]
what am i supposed to do with the y = 2x^2 and y= 3x + 14?
User avatar #12 - xentacle (10/02/2013) [-]
Solve it
User avatar #13 - berrabuz (10/02/2013) [-]
Well I guess you are doing abit more advanced math than me since I cant solve it as there is no value on y
User avatar #14 - xentacle (10/02/2013) [-]
Why are you finding it so damn hard?

I don't know what you mean by there being no value on y, but you're supposed to substitute, like so.
y= 6x^2
y= 6x^2 + 28

Anyways that's only GCSE standard here in the UK, As and A2 level is ridiculous and your comment got me agitated!
#9 - berrabuz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #11 - xentacle (10/02/2013) [-]
No theyre both seperate questions. Solve the first, then simplify the second
#28 - Adapting peter griffins logic 09/30/2013 on WTF doesn't even begin to... 0
#124 - In all fairness, they didn't choose the meme life, the meme li… 09/27/2013 on Still bad luck 0
#49 - Inb4 america invade it 09/26/2013 on Cool shit 0
#20 - Most of them aren't rigged you're just a casual  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on luckiest guy ever! +1
User avatar #26 - bitchitroll (09/25/2013) [-]
we have had multiple machines like this at work. each time it had to have a certain amount of money in it before anyone could win the good prizes
#315 - >Implying he might not have a foot fetish 09/05/2013 on 2nd verse not same as the 1st +10
#14 - Mah ****** 08/30/2013 on when I find out a girl I... +1
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#121 - Listening to "You're not the boss of me now" by they… 08/29/2013 on Move the oven mitts! 0
#202 - Everything in life is a risk, its riskier not going to college… 08/23/2013 on Brilliant 0
#198 - Never said you were a college dropout, you just sound like one…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2013 on Brilliant 0
#200 - xnotcreative (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm proud to be a jar head, and I'm proud to be surrounded by fellow jar heads.

College isn't the type of education for me, and it's not the type of advancement I want in life. Yes, although college can help you pursue a higher paying career, it's still a risk depending on what you go for because chances are, you'l have someone better than you out there, that wants the same job you do, and there aren't an unlimited amount of jobs out there that everyone can just work hard to get.

For example, my mother's an immigrant from Korea that made a high paying living working as a dental technician. She couldn't afford college and couldn't afford to pay off college whilst paying for her already as low as can get living standard. So she didn't go to college, and decided to open up a dental laboratory instead.

College isn't for everyone, and I believe you have absolutely no right to judge people for choosing a different course for themselves.

Also, thank you for that last sentence.
User avatar #202 - xentacle (08/23/2013) [-]
Everything in life is a risk, its riskier not going to college/uni. You can be that better person in that field if you work your ass off, even If you're not the best but you'll certainly be better and life will be better. Yes you can still have a good life finding your own direction without guidance from further education but its less streamlined and more of a struggle, I bet your mother wish she could've gone to college. I would never judge someone for choosing a different course in life as it all boils down to you and your ambitions, however I am judging you on your narrow-minded view on the benefits of further education.

Good day, Sir.
#194 - You sound like a dropout making excuses. That or you're lazy a…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/22/2013 on Brilliant 0
#197 - xnotcreative (08/23/2013) [-]
Wrong.

I'm joining the army as soon as I turn 18 so I can train to be an auto mechanic at Fort Dix for my AIT training, and working there for 20 years till I can retire and earn a military paycheck WHILE I get a second paycheck working as a dental technician.

Such a basic assumption by the way.

Also, if you really think your copy and pasted plan for your life is going to work for you, go for it.
User avatar #198 - xentacle (08/23/2013) [-]
Never said you were a college dropout, you just sound like one.
Your ideas of college and further education are blurred, its not a "copy and paste" there's so much variety of courses and things to achieve in universities or college not all strictly being academic , you can get some military qualifications and join the military at a higher rank (leading back to my other point). Plus Its a good experience and builds skills,further education is much different compared to high school, you're not just told to copy notes and told that this is that, its more down to your own study and research and helps build independance (aswell as living without parents)
I can't help but think you're a jar head, but sincerely, I wish you the best in your military service.
#200 - xnotcreative (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm proud to be a jar head, and I'm proud to be surrounded by fellow jar heads.

College isn't the type of education for me, and it's not the type of advancement I want in life. Yes, although college can help you pursue a higher paying career, it's still a risk depending on what you go for because chances are, you'l have someone better than you out there, that wants the same job you do, and there aren't an unlimited amount of jobs out there that everyone can just work hard to get.

For example, my mother's an immigrant from Korea that made a high paying living working as a dental technician. She couldn't afford college and couldn't afford to pay off college whilst paying for her already as low as can get living standard. So she didn't go to college, and decided to open up a dental laboratory instead.

College isn't for everyone, and I believe you have absolutely no right to judge people for choosing a different course for themselves.

Also, thank you for that last sentence.
User avatar #202 - xentacle (08/23/2013) [-]
Everything in life is a risk, its riskier not going to college/uni. You can be that better person in that field if you work your ass off, even If you're not the best but you'll certainly be better and life will be better. Yes you can still have a good life finding your own direction without guidance from further education but its less streamlined and more of a struggle, I bet your mother wish she could've gone to college. I would never judge someone for choosing a different course in life as it all boils down to you and your ambitions, however I am judging you on your narrow-minded view on the benefits of further education.

Good day, Sir.
#118 - Mathematically this ***** can't be destroyed. 08/22/2013 on (untitled) -1
#28 - You look for a job requiring the necessary qualifications whic…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2013 on Brilliant 0
#145 - xnotcreative (08/22/2013) [-]
There are way too many variables to put it as easily as you and graphenz just did.
User avatar #194 - xentacle (08/22/2013) [-]
You sound like a dropout making excuses. That or you're lazy and are afraid of work. Just Wait till you're over thirty and you'll understand / realise
#197 - xnotcreative (08/23/2013) [-]
Wrong.

I'm joining the army as soon as I turn 18 so I can train to be an auto mechanic at Fort Dix for my AIT training, and working there for 20 years till I can retire and earn a military paycheck WHILE I get a second paycheck working as a dental technician.

Such a basic assumption by the way.

Also, if you really think your copy and pasted plan for your life is going to work for you, go for it.
User avatar #198 - xentacle (08/23/2013) [-]
Never said you were a college dropout, you just sound like one.
Your ideas of college and further education are blurred, its not a "copy and paste" there's so much variety of courses and things to achieve in universities or college not all strictly being academic , you can get some military qualifications and join the military at a higher rank (leading back to my other point). Plus Its a good experience and builds skills,further education is much different compared to high school, you're not just told to copy notes and told that this is that, its more down to your own study and research and helps build independance (aswell as living without parents)
I can't help but think you're a jar head, but sincerely, I wish you the best in your military service.
#200 - xnotcreative (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm proud to be a jar head, and I'm proud to be surrounded by fellow jar heads.

College isn't the type of education for me, and it's not the type of advancement I want in life. Yes, although college can help you pursue a higher paying career, it's still a risk depending on what you go for because chances are, you'l have someone better than you out there, that wants the same job you do, and there aren't an unlimited amount of jobs out there that everyone can just work hard to get.

For example, my mother's an immigrant from Korea that made a high paying living working as a dental technician. She couldn't afford college and couldn't afford to pay off college whilst paying for her already as low as can get living standard. So she didn't go to college, and decided to open up a dental laboratory instead.

College isn't for everyone, and I believe you have absolutely no right to judge people for choosing a different course for themselves.

Also, thank you for that last sentence.
User avatar #202 - xentacle (08/23/2013) [-]
Everything in life is a risk, its riskier not going to college/uni. You can be that better person in that field if you work your ass off, even If you're not the best but you'll certainly be better and life will be better. Yes you can still have a good life finding your own direction without guidance from further education but its less streamlined and more of a struggle, I bet your mother wish she could've gone to college. I would never judge someone for choosing a different course in life as it all boils down to you and your ambitions, however I am judging you on your narrow-minded view on the benefits of further education.

Good day, Sir.
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