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#55 - Just like to see if anyone cared, I never really want attentio… 11/26/2013 on I am not Nick -1
#53 - Nah I'm not that sad really, was a pretty good day. Nothing wr…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/26/2013 on I am not Nick -1
User avatar #59 - mrturferpop (11/26/2013) [-]
I did that last year and this year.
I didn't even get a cake this year, my mom was gone the day before and didn't come back until two days later. And after everyone said happy birthday (Sister, grandmother, and uncle) I just sat here on FJ and stuff. Hell I tried to get my GF to sing me happy Birthday but she's so fucking shy she nearly cried so that made me feel like shit.
By far 17 is worst Birthday.
#162 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
happy belated birthday as well Things will get better.
#84 - lolme (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but that's really fucking funny when you picture it in your head. Happy belated bday!
User avatar #87 - mrturferpop (11/26/2013) [-]
I guess if you picture it, it is kinda funny.
#90 - lolme (11/26/2013) [-]
I pictured it as a TV show, it really made it.
User avatar #61 - xentacle (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm 17 today, has been a day of mixed emotions combated by antidepressants. I think they all go downhill (except for 18) from here. I feel for you bro, really do.
User avatar #62 - mrturferpop (11/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but happy birthday bro!
Cheer up.
User avatar #54 - manformen (11/26/2013) [-]
well, if you had a good day and now is just browsing the internet, you didn't spend it here. Get your shit together and stop thumb whoring
User avatar #55 - xentacle (11/26/2013) [-]
Just like to see if anyone cared, I never really want attention or have ever thumb whored
but it is nice to have some on your birthday, you dig?
Guess I shouldn't have bothered in this cynical place
#48 - Its my birthday today Yeah thats right, I'm spending i…  [+] (22 new replies) 11/26/2013 on I am not Nick +6
#160 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY M8!!! We're your family as well
#131 - jasonriner (11/26/2013) [-]
Hey it's my birthday! D:< Battle of the ages. How old are you today?
User avatar #170 - xentacle (11/27/2013) [-]
17
#171 - jasonriner (11/28/2013) [-]
D:< Me too. Hmmmmmm. Damn it. We're equal....
User avatar #63 - newdevyx (11/26/2013) [-]
The Sound of Silence (Original Version from 1964) here, have this and happy birthday to you.
User avatar #65 - xentacle (11/26/2013) [-]
Very nice song, and thank you
#57 - kanadetenshi (11/26/2013) [-]
Happy birthday. :3
User avatar #66 - xentacle (11/26/2013) [-]
Thank you Kindly
#56 - isradam (11/26/2013) [-]
Happy birthday. Conjure yourself a friend.
User avatar #139 - doneofsteel (11/26/2013) [-]
Doesn't that rose kind of look like the tower of Sauron when looking from a distance?
User avatar #67 - xentacle (11/26/2013) [-]
Cheers man
User avatar #50 - manformen (11/26/2013) [-]
go to a therapist
User avatar #53 - xentacle (11/26/2013) [-]
Nah I'm not that sad really, was a pretty good day. Nothing wrong with browsing the web on your birthday
User avatar #59 - mrturferpop (11/26/2013) [-]
I did that last year and this year.
I didn't even get a cake this year, my mom was gone the day before and didn't come back until two days later. And after everyone said happy birthday (Sister, grandmother, and uncle) I just sat here on FJ and stuff. Hell I tried to get my GF to sing me happy Birthday but she's so fucking shy she nearly cried so that made me feel like shit.
By far 17 is worst Birthday.
#162 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
happy belated birthday as well Things will get better.
#84 - lolme (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but that's really fucking funny when you picture it in your head. Happy belated bday!
User avatar #87 - mrturferpop (11/26/2013) [-]
I guess if you picture it, it is kinda funny.
#90 - lolme (11/26/2013) [-]
I pictured it as a TV show, it really made it.
User avatar #61 - xentacle (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm 17 today, has been a day of mixed emotions combated by antidepressants. I think they all go downhill (except for 18) from here. I feel for you bro, really do.
User avatar #62 - mrturferpop (11/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but happy birthday bro!
Cheer up.
User avatar #54 - manformen (11/26/2013) [-]
well, if you had a good day and now is just browsing the internet, you didn't spend it here. Get your shit together and stop thumb whoring
User avatar #55 - xentacle (11/26/2013) [-]
Just like to see if anyone cared, I never really want attention or have ever thumb whored
but it is nice to have some on your birthday, you dig?
Guess I shouldn't have bothered in this cynical place
#46 - Only he could paul it off  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on well that's just apauling +3
User avatar #50 - akho (11/25/2013) [-]
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#75 - The students coming out of college with no applicable skills a… 11/13/2013 on But I got all A's 0
#67 - I don't really understand what you're saying here, nor do I un…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on But I got all A's 0
#74 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
Teamwork can be learned in courses, independent research can be made mandatory, internships can be made mandatory and guided, and certificates can be offered by the school itself. I.e.: Some colleges in other countries require you to do an internship in order to graduate. My high school required me to do social work in order to graduate.

The original post is about how students come out of college with very few to none applicable skills. The education system is largely responsible for that.
User avatar #75 - xentacle (11/13/2013) [-]
The students coming out of college with no applicable skills are the ones I spoke of , who don't take courses and things like that, the ones who did absolutely fuck all, just read their textbooks and take the test. SOME schools CAN do the things you have said. But they also have very good reasons not to, whatever they may be.

I suggest next time you respond to a point, you actually read what the person had said. Otherwise you come across as an idiot.

#49 - My definition of the real world is legit. What Im trying to sa…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2013 on But I got all A's 0
#61 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
The problem is your perception of what the school should be doing. If ppl are graduating without the proper skills, that means the school isn't doing shit. The whole reason we have them is to train professionals, not to just give u a nice piece of paper with your name on it. If that means that evaluation methods need to change, or fewer ppl graduate, then so be it; but u can't reasonably expect ppl with no knowledge of what awaits them after college to simply find that out, and to learn the right skills all on their own.
User avatar #67 - xentacle (11/13/2013) [-]
I don't really understand what you're saying here, nor do I understand you're backtracking this to the education system as its just completely irrelevant. What I think you've done is managed to misunderstand the difference between a life-skill (e.g conversation skills, teamwork, character building) and a skill which can be obtained by an education (like a PHD.)
As I have said before, the school is obliged to help you ACADEMICALLY, but its up to YOU AND ONLY YOU to develop life skills
Example..the school can give people the necessary skills to properly identify a type of flower, and learn properly how to dissect it and conduct tests on it, form here you could get a certificate to work in a lab.
however this lab has many values and seeks individuals who are capable of working together (TEAMWORK IS A LIFE SKILL), and people who have spent a lot of time outdoors working with flowers (INDEPENDENT RESEARCH IS A LIFE SKILL)

The school is not expected to get you off the fucking computer and get outside OUT OF SCHOOL HOURS to go and learn about THE REAL FUCKIN WORLD

yes you most definitely can expect people to develop skills on their own, you can do charity work, volunteer, Be a part of something bigger like a band or a cadet organization, get work experience, go on expeditions, run a club, learn a new skill. Those are to name a few.
Also, log-in , faggot.
#74 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
Teamwork can be learned in courses, independent research can be made mandatory, internships can be made mandatory and guided, and certificates can be offered by the school itself. I.e.: Some colleges in other countries require you to do an internship in order to graduate. My high school required me to do social work in order to graduate.

The original post is about how students come out of college with very few to none applicable skills. The education system is largely responsible for that.
User avatar #75 - xentacle (11/13/2013) [-]
The students coming out of college with no applicable skills are the ones I spoke of , who don't take courses and things like that, the ones who did absolutely fuck all, just read their textbooks and take the test. SOME schools CAN do the things you have said. But they also have very good reasons not to, whatever they may be.

I suggest next time you respond to a point, you actually read what the person had said. Otherwise you come across as an idiot.

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#40 - Unless you want a ********* job this post is acc…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/13/2013 on But I got all A's +1
User avatar #43 - sodaberg (11/13/2013) [-]
I think your definition of the 'REAL WORLD' is pretty narrow and uninspired. If you work hard in school you can expect to go on to get a good degree at a good university, which should really involve you studying something you enjoy, which is a form of training in itself to do the job you want to do. Social attitudes that emphasise preparing for a dull 9-5 grind for the rest of your instead of working hard at school to move onto further quality training/education for a topic that interests you are detrimental to social mobility.
User avatar #49 - xentacle (11/13/2013) [-]
My definition of the real world is legit. What Im trying to say is, you can't get everything handed to you on a plate and if you think that's illegitimate you're crazy.

I know someone who got 9 A*'s at gcse, and AAB at A level, and got barely any offers due to his personal statement being shit. Uni is the same, they want individual flare from every candidate especially now because its becoming more and more competitive to get into.

and the 9-5 job you're hinting at is what I'd call a shit-tier job. So if you read what I've said properly you'd realize that your comment is irrelevant
#61 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
The problem is your perception of what the school should be doing. If ppl are graduating without the proper skills, that means the school isn't doing shit. The whole reason we have them is to train professionals, not to just give u a nice piece of paper with your name on it. If that means that evaluation methods need to change, or fewer ppl graduate, then so be it; but u can't reasonably expect ppl with no knowledge of what awaits them after college to simply find that out, and to learn the right skills all on their own.
User avatar #67 - xentacle (11/13/2013) [-]
I don't really understand what you're saying here, nor do I understand you're backtracking this to the education system as its just completely irrelevant. What I think you've done is managed to misunderstand the difference between a life-skill (e.g conversation skills, teamwork, character building) and a skill which can be obtained by an education (like a PHD.)
As I have said before, the school is obliged to help you ACADEMICALLY, but its up to YOU AND ONLY YOU to develop life skills
Example..the school can give people the necessary skills to properly identify a type of flower, and learn properly how to dissect it and conduct tests on it, form here you could get a certificate to work in a lab.
however this lab has many values and seeks individuals who are capable of working together (TEAMWORK IS A LIFE SKILL), and people who have spent a lot of time outdoors working with flowers (INDEPENDENT RESEARCH IS A LIFE SKILL)

The school is not expected to get you off the fucking computer and get outside OUT OF SCHOOL HOURS to go and learn about THE REAL FUCKIN WORLD

yes you most definitely can expect people to develop skills on their own, you can do charity work, volunteer, Be a part of something bigger like a band or a cadet organization, get work experience, go on expeditions, run a club, learn a new skill. Those are to name a few.
Also, log-in , faggot.
#74 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
Teamwork can be learned in courses, independent research can be made mandatory, internships can be made mandatory and guided, and certificates can be offered by the school itself. I.e.: Some colleges in other countries require you to do an internship in order to graduate. My high school required me to do social work in order to graduate.

The original post is about how students come out of college with very few to none applicable skills. The education system is largely responsible for that.
User avatar #75 - xentacle (11/13/2013) [-]
The students coming out of college with no applicable skills are the ones I spoke of , who don't take courses and things like that, the ones who did absolutely fuck all, just read their textbooks and take the test. SOME schools CAN do the things you have said. But they also have very good reasons not to, whatever they may be.

I suggest next time you respond to a point, you actually read what the person had said. Otherwise you come across as an idiot.

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User avatar #17 - instakill (11/11/2013) [-]
there is a difference, that is a copypasta, those are funny for the sake of people using them over and over, Greentexts are supposed to be people's original stories
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#91 - Wow thanks for the swift reply Wheres it from? 10/29/2013 on Life... 0
#21 - Chester, we get the cream of the crop weed usually all year ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on Earth is the best planet in... +1
User avatar #22 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
nahh it's not home grown the guy i get it off is one of my best friends older brothers and he always sorts me out big time, good stuff as well he just got afghan kush in the stuff is mental. i don't know why pot brownies don't have any effect on me since i'm quite a lightweight and thats after 2 years (14-16) of almost daily smoking and 2 years of smoking at least 3-4 times a week
#19 - you said quids, lol  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Earth is the best planet in... +4
User avatar #20 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
ahhh lancashire you?
User avatar #21 - xentacle (10/22/2013) [-]
Chester, we get the cream of the crop weed usually all year round here, do you get home-grown, if so that would explain the reason for not going absolutely west on an eights worth of brownies lol
User avatar #22 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
nahh it's not home grown the guy i get it off is one of my best friends older brothers and he always sorts me out big time, good stuff as well he just got afghan kush in the stuff is mental. i don't know why pot brownies don't have any effect on me since i'm quite a lightweight and thats after 2 years (14-16) of almost daily smoking and 2 years of smoking at least 3-4 times a week
#17 - Whereabouts in England do you live?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Earth is the best planet in... +1
User avatar #18 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
how do you know i live in england? is it that obvious?
User avatar #19 - xentacle (10/22/2013) [-]
you said quids, lol
User avatar #20 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
ahhh lancashire you?
User avatar #21 - xentacle (10/22/2013) [-]
Chester, we get the cream of the crop weed usually all year round here, do you get home-grown, if so that would explain the reason for not going absolutely west on an eights worth of brownies lol
User avatar #22 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
nahh it's not home grown the guy i get it off is one of my best friends older brothers and he always sorts me out big time, good stuff as well he just got afghan kush in the stuff is mental. i don't know why pot brownies don't have any effect on me since i'm quite a lightweight and thats after 2 years (14-16) of almost daily smoking and 2 years of smoking at least 3-4 times a week
#15 - Take more next time, actually don't, It can be a nightmare!  [+] (7 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Earth is the best planet in... +1
User avatar #16 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
last time i had pot brownies i probably ingested the equivalent of an 8th that is usually my normal amount unless me and my friends are doing a smoke out or something
User avatar #17 - xentacle (10/22/2013) [-]
Whereabouts in England do you live?
User avatar #18 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
how do you know i live in england? is it that obvious?
User avatar #19 - xentacle (10/22/2013) [-]
you said quids, lol
User avatar #20 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
ahhh lancashire you?
User avatar #21 - xentacle (10/22/2013) [-]
Chester, we get the cream of the crop weed usually all year round here, do you get home-grown, if so that would explain the reason for not going absolutely west on an eights worth of brownies lol
User avatar #22 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
nahh it's not home grown the guy i get it off is one of my best friends older brothers and he always sorts me out big time, good stuff as well he just got afghan kush in the stuff is mental. i don't know why pot brownies don't have any effect on me since i'm quite a lightweight and thats after 2 years (14-16) of almost daily smoking and 2 years of smoking at least 3-4 times a week
#13 - Mate have you ever even had brownies? They do not compare to j…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Earth is the best planet in... +1
User avatar #14 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
yeah it felt normal to me a bit more stoned than usual but nothing special
User avatar #15 - xentacle (10/22/2013) [-]
Take more next time, actually don't, It can be a nightmare!
User avatar #16 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
last time i had pot brownies i probably ingested the equivalent of an 8th that is usually my normal amount unless me and my friends are doing a smoke out or something
User avatar #17 - xentacle (10/22/2013) [-]
Whereabouts in England do you live?
User avatar #18 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
how do you know i live in england? is it that obvious?
User avatar #19 - xentacle (10/22/2013) [-]
you said quids, lol
User avatar #20 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
ahhh lancashire you?
User avatar #21 - xentacle (10/22/2013) [-]
Chester, we get the cream of the crop weed usually all year round here, do you get home-grown, if so that would explain the reason for not going absolutely west on an eights worth of brownies lol
User avatar #22 - thefogwoggler (10/22/2013) [-]
nahh it's not home grown the guy i get it off is one of my best friends older brothers and he always sorts me out big time, good stuff as well he just got afghan kush in the stuff is mental. i don't know why pot brownies don't have any effect on me since i'm quite a lightweight and thats after 2 years (14-16) of almost daily smoking and 2 years of smoking at least 3-4 times a week
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