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Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:8/09/2014
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Content Thumbs: 2062 total,  2290 ,  228
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Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 27% (27/100)
Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:418
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#247 - THIS IS AN OVERLOAD OF ******** MFW 11/07/2012 on Mindfuck +5
#17 - Picture 11/01/2012 on Lucas 0
#34 - it looks like they're underwater 10/28/2012 on Rock Paper Scissors 0
#200 - op has fooled us all 10/26/2012 on OCD +2
#129 - its written behind him... 10/15/2012 on I think im gay +1
#135 - This was on 9gag... many a year ago.... 10/15/2012 on Love? -1
#254 - if everyone hates it why so many thumbs? I will neve…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2012 on OMFG!!! PICKLES...... +7
User avatar #266 - greatgatsby (10/14/2012) [-]
op is a proxie fag
#261 - generaljosh (10/14/2012) [-]
#255 - TheWinBot (10/14/2012) [-]
#217 - give me your number. 10/14/2012 on Sasha Grey -1
#38 - its still funny, so why does it matter? 10/10/2012 on Oops.. +1
#26 - oooooooooooooooh 10/08/2012 on perspective +1
#17 - dat hand on ass  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2012 on perspective 0
User avatar #23 - voleron (10/08/2012) [-]
yeah thats his own XD
User avatar #26 - xentacle (10/08/2012) [-]
oooooooooooooooh
#132 - dude same WTF? 10/08/2012 on This is amazing 0
#94 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on best of dog shaming +20
#101 - mezzjuc (10/08/2012) [-]
#93 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2012 on best of dog shaming +16
#94 - xentacle (10/08/2012) [-]
#101 - mezzjuc (10/08/2012) [-]
#90 - Comment deleted 10/08/2012 on best of dog shaming +1
#81 - sorted 10/08/2012 on Random comp. 0
#80 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on Random comp. 0
#81 - xentacle (10/08/2012) [-]
sorted
#164 - what's the halolz watermark doing there? 10/08/2012 on Sexual humor you missed as... +7
#94 - My dad went to an auction and hitlers bedsheets were for sale …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on Homeless Man With Golden Voice +7
User avatar #97 - connorsg (10/07/2012) [-]
haha that woulda been hilarious.
#44 - Someone is going to get raped 10/06/2012 on College +13
#7 - BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM (i want you in my room) 10/06/2012 on they'll make you move +3
#87 - mfw 10/06/2012 on John is kill 0
#153 - Well you sir carry on what your doing this goes to the people …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on Ladies and Gentlemen, The... +1
User avatar #158 - denoface (10/01/2012) [-]
Not sure why, but your comment started to sort of put me off. But then you mentioned the omicron persei-8 saying, and it was perfect.
#150 - when guys do things like this (on Facebook or IRL) then questi…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Ladies and Gentlemen, The... 0
#187 - camelnuts (10/01/2012) [-]
Fun fact: Not many people want a girl who is this stupid.
#157 - lastsamurai (10/01/2012) [-]
Friendzone = for people that are ugly and for people that are pussies.

Let me explain quite simple..
You just say "they only date douchebags" because anyone taking the one you love away from you is a douchebag. They got her because they have confidence. They did something, before you, deal with it.
If you had just asked her you would've known for sure if there was a possibility.
There's only 2 reasons why you didn't ask: You're scared or you know she's too good for you (like she's obviously WAYY too good for you, like there's no question about it in your mind but you still love her). Well. If she's too good for you, do something about it.

If you're scared then man the fuck up before she goes away.
And if you think it's harder than that you're just stupid.
User avatar #195 - megatrollinator (10/01/2012) [-]
Actually, most of the time, those "Douchebags" are the Male equivalent of the girls of this generation.

They cover themselves with fake tan, exercise so often that their muscles convulse like a fucking tumour and are so illiterate you need 3 translators to understand one word.

That is the kind of "Douchebag" that exists in our society, and it is the most common one that interferes with the "Nice Guys" attempts to find happiness.
User avatar #152 - allnamesrtaken (10/01/2012) [-]
We don't want girls this damn stupid.
#154 - CrackPipeWillie (10/01/2012) [-]
>Want girls
>Dont want them to be stupid
>Good luck
#160 - lastsamurai (10/01/2012) [-]
There are actually beautiful girls that aren't stupid out there.
1. They are actually stupid (ignore these)
2. They just act stupid because they have too much confidence. (try to get to know them, they might open up a lot more than you'd think)
3. They act stupid to be like the other friends near them. (same as 2)
4. They're ignorant, but not that stupid. (this depends, how ignorant)

Just for gods sake don't try to blame all girls for being stupid. It's like when you run around at home making funny noises and talking to yourself. You look stupid too.
User avatar #153 - xentacle (10/01/2012) [-]
Well you sir carry on what your doing this goes to the people who complain
User avatar #158 - denoface (10/01/2012) [-]
Not sure why, but your comment started to sort of put me off. But then you mentioned the omicron persei-8 saying, and it was perfect.
#36 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2012 on Car Crash Compilation # 27 -1
#48 - anonymous (09/30/2012) [-]
That joke was bad, and you should feel bad.
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