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Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
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#7 - yeah..or that 02/25/2013 on Caged +1
#5 - Was he using waterproof paper?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Caged +2
User avatar #6 - salivarocker (02/25/2013) [-]
Probably just aimed the shower head down towards mannequins torso so not much could hit the paper.
User avatar #7 - xentacle (02/25/2013) [-]
yeah..or that
#1 - Ill trade you a gadaffi for that cocobloco wood ya got there chief  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on beatiejuice's profile 0
#2 - beatiejuice has deleted their comment.
#7 - and what was that white powder you ask? cocaine 02/25/2013 on Troll Classic 0
#21 - c'mon we were alllll thinking it  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Close-Ups of the human eye -3
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#10 - well DUH >resist disease  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Alligators immune system +42
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#19 - thenewmaroi (02/25/2013) [-]
I was going to post that.... Or something like it...
#15 - I just wanted to try it dont get your knickers in a twist  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on I Have...Stuff.... -4
#16 - suddenlypotatoes (02/25/2013) [-]
#238 - Oh right, that explains it, you'll get better (y) and you'll o…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on I wish I had some context... +1
User avatar #240 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
Thanks. Right now, I'm in the "Easy is too easy but normal is too hard" phase. And what's with the (y)?
#233 - Your cities sound low on production, what difficulty do you play?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2013 on I wish I had some context... +1
User avatar #234 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm quite new, only playing for a little over a week. But I'm playing on normal (prince?).
User avatar #238 - xentacle (02/25/2013) [-]
Oh right, that explains it, you'll get better (y) and you'll one day beat him, till then good luck
User avatar #240 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
Thanks. Right now, I'm in the "Easy is too easy but normal is too hard" phase. And what's with the (y)?
#13 - Urrm..forget the -5 bit  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2013 on I Have...Stuff.... -7
User avatar #14 - suddenlypotatoes (02/25/2013) [-]
It's shit like this that makes these jokes die
User avatar #15 - xentacle (02/25/2013) [-]
I just wanted to try it dont get your knickers in a twist
#16 - suddenlypotatoes (02/25/2013) [-]
#12 - **xentacle rolls 3** - 5 , half life 3 confirmed  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2013 on I Have...Stuff.... -8
User avatar #13 - xentacle (02/25/2013) [-]
Urrm..forget the -5 bit
User avatar #14 - suddenlypotatoes (02/25/2013) [-]
It's shit like this that makes these jokes die
User avatar #15 - xentacle (02/25/2013) [-]
I just wanted to try it dont get your knickers in a twist
#16 - suddenlypotatoes (02/25/2013) [-]
#24 - Comment deleted 02/25/2013 on Dont drop the soap 0
#229 - Make trebuchets/catapults and put them in your city, and build…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2013 on I wish I had some context... +1
User avatar #231 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
I did that. But Montezuma somehow ends up with 4 spearmen and 8 warriors before I can even build trebutchets. That guy's a prick.
User avatar #233 - xentacle (02/25/2013) [-]
Your cities sound low on production, what difficulty do you play?
User avatar #234 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm quite new, only playing for a little over a week. But I'm playing on normal (prince?).
User avatar #238 - xentacle (02/25/2013) [-]
Oh right, that explains it, you'll get better (y) and you'll one day beat him, till then good luck
User avatar #240 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
Thanks. Right now, I'm in the "Easy is too easy but normal is too hard" phase. And what's with the (y)?
#30 - Comment deleted 02/25/2013 on Title 0
#655 - Comment deleted 02/25/2013 on How to roll numbers and... 0
#29 - Comment deleted 02/25/2013 on Title 0
#29 - Comment deleted 02/25/2013 on YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW. 0
#27 - Comment deleted 02/25/2013 on YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW. 0
#211 - If you piss everyone off by being a "warmongering menace …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/25/2013 on I wish I had some context... +1
User avatar #224 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
Bro, the others will declare war on you just for being weak. I too, go for the science. I'm always the one that builds the great library and shit. Anyway, nothing's more anoying than waiting 30 turns to make a wonder and at the last turn, someone else has suddenly built it.
User avatar #229 - xentacle (02/25/2013) [-]
Make trebuchets/catapults and put them in your city, and build a small army just for defense.
User avatar #231 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
I did that. But Montezuma somehow ends up with 4 spearmen and 8 warriors before I can even build trebutchets. That guy's a prick.
User avatar #233 - xentacle (02/25/2013) [-]
Your cities sound low on production, what difficulty do you play?
User avatar #234 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm quite new, only playing for a little over a week. But I'm playing on normal (prince?).
User avatar #238 - xentacle (02/25/2013) [-]
Oh right, that explains it, you'll get better (y) and you'll one day beat him, till then good luck
User avatar #240 - crazyolitis (02/25/2013) [-]
Thanks. Right now, I'm in the "Easy is too easy but normal is too hard" phase. And what's with the (y)?
#91 - No thats a fort done right 02/25/2013 on home cinema done right 0
#196 - haha poo haha 02/24/2013 on That's racist! 0
#9 - Niga what porn are you watching  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2013 on billy -4
User avatar #11 - spazzybeef (02/24/2013) [-]
It's true all the money for male porn stars is in gay porn otherwise you barely get paid anything
#7 - Why would a male porn star regret his job..  [+] (10 new replies) 02/24/2013 on billy -20
#14 - xnotcreative (02/24/2013) [-]
Yeah... I mean like... why WOULD a man regret having videos of his naked self all over the internet. Why would it matter whether or not all of the sex he has is meaningless, it's just sex, right?
#15 - anonymous (02/24/2013) [-]
You sound like an 9 year old who's never touched his penis
#16 - xnotcreative (02/24/2013) [-]
Or a fully grown teen who's realized there's more to life than sex?

It bothers me how people think sex is the best thing ever, and that people who constantly have sex are the happiest. Sex isn't all that great, and those people who constantly have sex are an empty hollow shell of a man.
User avatar #23 - RoyalNightmare (02/24/2013) [-]
Quote from my brother, when we were discussing sex:
"I think guys who are all about sex, and using it as some type of archaic meter stick to measure social progress are stupid. Being proud of sharing something as special as intimacy- which, mind you, has that name for a reason- with as many women as possible is disgusting. In fact, yesterday this guy was talking to our RA about how he nailed to gender studies chicks by acting "sensitive". I wanted to yell at him; 'Do you think you're a man for that? Do you think that robbing someone of what could've been a potentially emotionally fulfilling experience makes you a better person?' Unfortunately, we live in a society where this type of faux-alpha behaviour is not only commonplace, but rewarded with recognition. And because of this, you can never be too careful about the guy you're with."

I swear to god, my brother sounds like some kind of guru when he gives me these talks.
#47 - xnotcreative (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm more impressed by the fact that you could remember all this.
User avatar #12 - laspussy (02/24/2013) [-]
Well first you have videos of yourself all over the internet and also can have those videos distrubuted through other means. Second if you're doing "gay for pay" and claim to be "straight" or bi then that could ruin your self image. Male pornstars don't make as much as female pornstars , straight male porn stars get paid the least thus why "straight" guys tend to do more gay pornos since that pays slightly higher. Lastly people can judge you if you have a small dick. If you're okay with having videos of you doing sexual acts on the internet and disregard what others think about you then there's nothing to worry about.
User avatar #10 - Moar (02/24/2013) [-]
Pornstars are only in the business on average for about 6 years.

And as good as constantly having sex with beautiful women sounds, it gets old.
User avatar #8 - carnagejc (02/24/2013) [-]
Well for starters they pretty much have to take it up the butt to earn enough money to make a living
User avatar #9 - xentacle (02/24/2013) [-]
Niga what porn are you watching
User avatar #11 - spazzybeef (02/24/2013) [-]
It's true all the money for male porn stars is in gay porn otherwise you barely get paid anything
#54 - Wut 02/24/2013 on jurassic prank +4
#368 - you think a talking snake is legit as **** , for real?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2013 on yup +1
User avatar #377 - supermegasherman (02/24/2013) [-]
yes, seeing as its a metaphor. symbolism exists everywhere. go look for it
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