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Date Signed Up:5/16/2011
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Content Ranking:#1596
Comment Ranking:#512
Highest Content Rank:#876
Highest Comment Rank:#297
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Comment Thumbs: 13887 total,  14534 ,  647
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#23 - There's no point in keeping his comments at zero before we man…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Owls... +10
#96 - biebergotswag (05/23/2014) [-]
what can i say, people like me
User avatar #94 - boomerpyro (05/23/2014) [-]
if i remember correctly the comment level increases not because of thumbs but because of how many comments you post?
maybe i'm wrong
User avatar #100 - xehanortscrack (05/23/2014) [-]
It increases due to thumbs. If you have a lot of red thumbs, then the comment level will become negative.
User avatar #98 - biebergotswag (05/23/2014) [-]
currently i have 653 net green thumbs. so yeah...
#99 - boomerpyro (05/23/2014) [-]
you're an okay guy so i thumb you up, at least your trolling is well thought out and your real opinions are heartwarming
#109 - biebergotswag (05/23/2014) [-]
i'm not a troll, god damn it!!!
i'm just another commenter that says whatever i want to say
#110 - boomerpyro (05/23/2014) [-]
that doesn't make it less trolling
trolling is provocation through non-violent means
even if you aren't doing this to annoy people you are still a beautiful troll
#111 - biebergotswag (05/23/2014) [-]
k, then, if you put it that way
#113 - Can't see it 'cause you've jizzed all over it. 05/23/2014 on This is just the root... +1
#112 - You should have more fake folders along the way. It might be d…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on This is just the root... +1
User avatar #149 - lean (05/23/2014) [-]
I don't have a porn folder.
User avatar #143 - lifesavers (05/23/2014) [-]
No, no. What you do is put the folder into another folder with a bunch of pictures. Rename the folder to something that looks like the file names of all the other pictures and give it a .jpg extension. Then go through the properties dialogue to change the icon to one of the other pictures in the folder. Bam, perfect camo.
#33 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2014 on For Science +71
User avatar #117 - iamaniceperson (05/22/2014) [-]
Jesus that gif is smooth.
User avatar #171 - TexMex (05/22/2014) [-]
I have never not seen this comment replied to that gif.
User avatar #201 - eanirae (05/22/2014) [-]
The statement is just as true as the last time it was said, though.
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on Girls talking +95
#50 - techjoker (05/22/2014) [-]
#18 - Who's idea was it to refurbish that cool building and make it dull?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on read desc. +4
User avatar #20 - trojka (05/21/2014) [-]
Communists, I think.
#7 - Picture 05/21/2014 on An important truth +5
#8 - >wants 2 million dollars >gets 100 bucks >hap… 05/21/2014 on pawnd 0
#7 - Comment deleted 05/21/2014 on pawnd 0
#48 - This content: Beautiful, rare, underwater, emotions, repeat. 05/21/2014 on A very touching moment -1
#9 - The prick who wrote this were think so too. 05/21/2014 on I know what you were thinking 0
#18 - I personally see no similarities. Book Joffrey has a slightly … 05/19/2014 on Scary likeness 0
#7 - Nice save  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on Scary likeness +4
#12 - sirbonzaiatak (05/18/2014) [-]
#5 - I highly doubt that. Joffrey in the book looks nothing like Ca…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Scary likeness +5
User avatar #15 - lyiat (05/19/2014) [-]
I don't know. Aside from the longer hairstyle I still see some very strong similarities.
User avatar #18 - xehanortscrack (05/19/2014) [-]
I personally see no similarities. Book Joffrey has a slightly longer head, while the other one has a more oval head. Their noses are different too but might appear a little similar but that is only due to the angle book Joffrey is sitting in.
User avatar #6 - friedgreenpomatoes (05/18/2014) [-]
I did mention they were Zimbabwean dollars, right?
#10 - thismustbeseen (05/18/2014) [-]
Well, where's my money?
#7 - xehanortscrack (05/18/2014) [-]
Nice save
#12 - sirbonzaiatak (05/18/2014) [-]
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on Scary likeness 0
#8 - comradewinter (05/18/2014) [-]
It's photoshopped as fuck. Look at the facial details. They didn't make those back in ancient Rome. The didn't even chisel eyeballs into busts before long after Caligula's reign.
#28 - He's an exotic man. Don't judge. 05/16/2014 on Bryan Cranston reads a fan... +1
#21 - Is that the fan letter written by Anthony Hopkins, or an entir…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Bryan Cranston reads a fan... 0
User avatar #24 - jaysnk (05/16/2014) [-]
yeah Anthony Hopkins has a sexual attraction to Aaron Paul and sent a letter admiting it to Bryan Cranston
User avatar #28 - xehanortscrack (05/16/2014) [-]
He's an exotic man. Don't judge.
#192 - Yeah but two days per frame, wouldn't that take years to finish?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on The Two Towers 0
User avatar #193 - citruslord (05/15/2014) [-]
They'd likely have tons of computers rendering them, not to mention not every frame would take that long, would be up to that long. I really don't know all the facts, but it really isn't unheard of. Not to mention you don't often render a frame as is. You'd have occlusion, specular, final gathering, and diffuse passes among others potentially, which all get comped together in the final stages.
#6 - She looks like a female Keanu Reeves. 05/15/2014 on What the fuck 0
#3 - Could someone give a more in-depth explanation to that renderi…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/14/2014 on The Two Towers +1
User avatar #190 - bluerangermartin (05/15/2014) [-]
Fortunately their rendering pool is bigger than one home desktop
User avatar #9 - citruslord (05/14/2014) [-]
There's alot of simulation that goes into rendering things. Just rendering Gollum wouldn't take as long since he's mostly smooth, very little hair and that kind of thing. Plus he's normally in a more bare environment with little light, and doesn't often interact with things.
With Treebeard you have a ton of simulated brush, leaves, and that kind of thing, along with interaction with other trees and more dynamic light. Plus he has alot more detail with the bark skin and such.
User avatar #192 - xehanortscrack (05/15/2014) [-]
Yeah but two days per frame, wouldn't that take years to finish?
User avatar #193 - citruslord (05/15/2014) [-]
They'd likely have tons of computers rendering them, not to mention not every frame would take that long, would be up to that long. I really don't know all the facts, but it really isn't unheard of. Not to mention you don't often render a frame as is. You'd have occlusion, specular, final gathering, and diffuse passes among others potentially, which all get comped together in the final stages.
#4 - wheredahoodat (05/14/2014) [-]
I don't really know anything about rendering, but keep in mind that we are talking 2000-2002 here; plus, afaik, the budget for LotR's special effects was relatively low.
#5 - wheredahoodat (05/14/2014) [-]
Just looked it up on Wikipedia, it does say 24-48 hours there as well.
#24 - Well I don't care about Kusco. All I care about is the first c… 05/14/2014 on Disney Avengers -4
#21 - The first poster said nothing about Kusco. He didn't get invol…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2014 on Disney Avengers -2
#23 - jmillenium (05/14/2014) [-]
I don't care, the only thing that matters is Shrek's lack of giant llama kuzco.
User avatar #24 - xehanortscrack (05/14/2014) [-]
Well I don't care about Kusco. All I care about is the first comment.

#28 - Comment deleted 05/14/2014 on Straightforward teaching... 0
#13 - Gadammit Tumblr, you're so slow. Shrek already did the Avenger…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/14/2014 on Disney Avengers +130
#25 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
Dreamworks Face.
Every fucking time.
#19 - jmillenium (05/14/2014) [-]
But Shrek didn't have any giant Kuzco llamas. So what do you say about that.
User avatar #73 - zwaxor (05/14/2014) [-]
Why have a big green llama Kuzco when you can have big green holy ogrelord Shrek?

In fact, why did they even bother introducing a much inferior green monster in The Avengers?
User avatar #21 - xehanortscrack (05/14/2014) [-]
The first poster said nothing about Kusco. He didn't get involved until the second comment so he's irrelevant.
#23 - jmillenium (05/14/2014) [-]
I don't care, the only thing that matters is Shrek's lack of giant llama kuzco.
User avatar #24 - xehanortscrack (05/14/2014) [-]
Well I don't care about Kusco. All I care about is the first comment.

#7 - Wow, you've had the sex?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2014 on Korean comic +76
#49 - cthulusushi (05/14/2014) [-]
I presume he was "telling the truth" yeah
User avatar #22 - vorarephilia (05/14/2014) [-]
pretty sure he is tellingthetruth
User avatar #19 - afrodemon (05/14/2014) [-]
what a fucking looser
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