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#12 - Timesplitters: Future Perfect* It's also the third in… 05/19/2014 on Zelda games are confusing... 0
#16 - Holy **** that is awesome, thanks!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Mythbustersss +2
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#14 - Wow you work fast!  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Mythbustersss +1
#15 - doesthislookunsure (05/19/2014) [-]
It's a program called LICEcap
www.cockos.com/licecap/
it allows you to record something on the screen and make a Gif out of it
User avatar #16 - xef (05/19/2014) [-]
Holy shit that is awesome, thanks!
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#12 - Now make a GIF of you shrinking this GIF  [+] (6 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Mythbustersss +1
#13 - doesthislookunsure (05/19/2014) [-]
I tried
#14 - xef (05/19/2014) [-]
Wow you work fast!
#15 - doesthislookunsure (05/19/2014) [-]
It's a program called LICEcap
www.cockos.com/licecap/
it allows you to record something on the screen and make a Gif out of it
User avatar #16 - xef (05/19/2014) [-]
Holy shit that is awesome, thanks!
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#2 - How is a condom to stop me from finger my girls Vago with 2 fi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2014 on truth +31
#23 - Digitalphear (05/19/2014) [-]
#9 - pridefulmatthew (05/19/2014) [-]
#3 - fauxshores (05/18/2014) [-]
#549 - Fire and Ghost are the same except ghost breaks sashes. 05/17/2014 on Answer this 0
#154 - MFW I'm in Tromsø right now  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Norway Compilation +1
User avatar #191 - princeih (05/17/2014) [-]
uit ftw
#6 - I know the cat is the joke, I was playing dumb 05/16/2014 on Camo Cat +1
#2 - She almost lost a bathroom rug, on the bathroom floor?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Camo Cat +5
User avatar #3 - douevensax (05/16/2014) [-]
Pst, look a lil up and to the left.


Hint: Look for the face.
User avatar #6 - xef (05/16/2014) [-]
I know the cat is the joke, I was playing dumb
#1 - 31, so they both sheet themselves? 05/11/2014 on Sexual encounters -1
#49 - from a coffee cup on a boat with a porn star... Awww yeaaaah 05/07/2014 on Do you know Jack? 0
#13 - WTF are you smoking?  [+] (11 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 25 +52
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User avatar #49 - sciencexplain (05/07/2014) [-]
Broccoli, probably.
User avatar #62 - ilovebroccoli (05/07/2014) [-]
haha!
User avatar #22 - ilovebroccoli (05/07/2014) [-]
what do you mean?
#26 - hugebulliest (05/07/2014) [-]
The thing about Norway is that we don't have cut-throat capitalism. After those 10 weeks you go back to work as if nothing happened, same opportunities. The only con is the slight reduction in production. But since we don't breed like rabbits, Its a nice thing to have in a welfare state.
User avatar #37 - ilovebroccoli (05/07/2014) [-]
what I'm saying is: if two coworkers fight for the same promotion it would be less likely for the management to choose the one who have had parental leave. I figure it is the same everywhere else too, and i agree with you a 100% that a welfare state is a nice thing. maybe i should have formulated myself a little better
#54 - hugebulliest (05/07/2014) [-]
That is a very specific situation and happens very rarely as far as i know.

But then again I only know one guy who works in an office, and he is way too over qualified and is simply waiting for an open spot higher up, which he is pretty much secured to get at this point.

I myself is a farm hand and I work for my grandfather, not much room for a promotion there
User avatar #65 - ilovebroccoli (05/07/2014) [-]
okey, i figure you speak Norwegian (??) so I'm gonna share a link with you.

www.dn.no/meninger/kommentarer/2013/09/23/ekte-alfahanner-triller-ikke-barnevogn-enna
#67 - hugebulliest (05/07/2014) [-]
As I said, it is a very specific situation that don't happen too often.

On the other hand, and this will sound judgemental. But I don't think these high end business men want to spend time with their children, and they are usually terrible dads.
So of course they worry more about a job promotion than their child.

But that is my opinion, and I'm glad I don't hang around people like that.
#75 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Or maybe, maybe they want to make sure they can provide for their family.

That didn't -sound- judgmental, it -was- judgmental and pretty idiotic.
#80 - hugebulliest (05/07/2014) [-]
You can support your family just fine and still spend time with them, buying the latest model Audi and having a house worth millions of dollars is about selfish needs, not taking care of your family.

So I would take the leave and spend time with the child.
#2 - Check your tree climbing privilege! 05/06/2014 on chin ups fatty +1
#94 - Because it's less racist u cis scum! Lol, jk …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Almost Every Spider-Man... 0
User avatar #117 - eiad (05/03/2014) [-]
nah it's red i think
i just think black would fit better imo
#79 - Emma Stone misspall wors onn puurpose beceuse he iz bared 05/03/2014 on MJ 0
#68 - all*  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on MJ +1
User avatar #78 - shadowmaul (05/03/2014) [-]
Emma Stone doesn't misspell words...
User avatar #79 - xef (05/03/2014) [-]
Emma Stone misspall wors onn puurpose beceuse he iz bared
#67 - actually we're alle Emma Stone  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on MJ +1
User avatar #68 - xef (05/03/2014) [-]
all*
User avatar #78 - shadowmaul (05/03/2014) [-]
Emma Stone doesn't misspell words...
User avatar #79 - xef (05/03/2014) [-]
Emma Stone misspall wors onn puurpose beceuse he iz bared
#58 - Emma Stone should play Mary Jane aswell she's a perfect fit, a…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/03/2014 on MJ +4
#74 - anonymous (05/03/2014) [-]
i am emma stone
User avatar #75 - blackermagic (05/03/2014) [-]
can i be emma stone
User avatar #83 - chrisruler (05/03/2014) [-]
I wanna be emma stone
User avatar #66 - themastertroller (05/03/2014) [-]
actually I am Emma Stone
User avatar #67 - xef (05/03/2014) [-]
actually we're alle Emma Stone
User avatar #68 - xef (05/03/2014) [-]
all*
User avatar #78 - shadowmaul (05/03/2014) [-]
Emma Stone doesn't misspell words...
User avatar #79 - xef (05/03/2014) [-]
Emma Stone misspall wors onn puurpose beceuse he iz bared
#45 - That image you posted,... its mine, i stole it..so this is wha… 04/27/2014 on a great message 0
#27 - I had seen him in dodgeball and Transformers as I knew of, I h… 04/27/2014 on One Of My Favorite Actors 0
#241 - Just get the largest number down in a cornor, and the next lar…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on when satan makes video games 0
#242 - pariahlol (04/25/2014) [-]
I do the same thing, just I never press down unless i have to. Good to know i'm using the right technique, thanks!
#238 - Just glad I could inspire someone Also I know some have go…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on when satan makes video games 0
#239 - pariahlol (04/25/2014) [-]
Well, I must reevaluate my technique, cause I can't see myself getting past 2048 with this technique
User avatar #241 - xef (04/25/2014) [-]
Just get the largest number down in a cornor, and the next largerst number beside it, and so on intil you fill the lowest row (works on the sides and top aswell but I find it easier on the bottom) than you get the highest number after that over that number and build it from there, never press up unless you 100% have to. Sorry for my english but don't have time right now to proof read. Good luck and good night
#242 - pariahlol (04/25/2014) [-]
I do the same thing, just I never press down unless i have to. Good to know i'm using the right technique, thanks!
#216 - Here's during the game I got 50k, getting 4096 is my greatest …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2014 on when satan makes video games +1
#251 - amuzen (04/25/2014) [-]
holy shit when I said 5k I meant the score on the top, my number was only like 512
#234 - pariahlol (04/25/2014) [-]
Holy shit, I didn't think it was possible. That's my new goal in life.
User avatar #238 - xef (04/25/2014) [-]
Just glad I could inspire someone Also I know some have gotten to 8192 as well.
#239 - pariahlol (04/25/2014) [-]
Well, I must reevaluate my technique, cause I can't see myself getting past 2048 with this technique
User avatar #241 - xef (04/25/2014) [-]
Just get the largest number down in a cornor, and the next largerst number beside it, and so on intil you fill the lowest row (works on the sides and top aswell but I find it easier on the bottom) than you get the highest number after that over that number and build it from there, never press up unless you 100% have to. Sorry for my english but don't have time right now to proof read. Good luck and good night
#242 - pariahlol (04/25/2014) [-]
I do the same thing, just I never press down unless i have to. Good to know i'm using the right technique, thanks!
#214 - Get on my level Took me about 3 days though  [+] (7 new replies) 04/25/2014 on when satan makes video games 0
#216 - xef (04/25/2014) [-]
Here's during the game I got 50k, getting 4096 is my greatest achivement.


I cry myself to sleep at night
#251 - amuzen (04/25/2014) [-]
holy shit when I said 5k I meant the score on the top, my number was only like 512
#234 - pariahlol (04/25/2014) [-]
Holy shit, I didn't think it was possible. That's my new goal in life.
User avatar #238 - xef (04/25/2014) [-]
Just glad I could inspire someone Also I know some have gotten to 8192 as well.
#239 - pariahlol (04/25/2014) [-]
Well, I must reevaluate my technique, cause I can't see myself getting past 2048 with this technique
User avatar #241 - xef (04/25/2014) [-]
Just get the largest number down in a cornor, and the next largerst number beside it, and so on intil you fill the lowest row (works on the sides and top aswell but I find it easier on the bottom) than you get the highest number after that over that number and build it from there, never press up unless you 100% have to. Sorry for my english but don't have time right now to proof read. Good luck and good night
#242 - pariahlol (04/25/2014) [-]
I do the same thing, just I never press down unless i have to. Good to know i'm using the right technique, thanks!
#64 - The problem with that is the sixth gym leader the steel one is… 04/23/2014 on It kinda makes sense... 0
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User avatar #6 to #5 - xef (06/24/2014) [-]
About time! <3
User avatar #3 to #2 - xef (06/21/2014) [-]
About time
User avatar #4 to #3 - xef (06/21/2014) [-]
the smiley wasn't meant to look angry btw
User avatar #1 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
all i feel is dayt ayss
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