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Date Signed Up:7/03/2012
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#80 - Well she is probably someone's favorite Nintendo character....… 06/30/2013 on Finally 0
#78 - Well now that I think about it... Yes he actually do 06/30/2013 on Finally +3
#75 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me,…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Finally +3
#77 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
I mean, your dad sounds like he got a lot of bitches.
#78 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
Well now that I think about it... Yes he actually do
#68 - My My dad could do that on the old Nokia's. **** was rad.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Finally +1
#71 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
Are you adopted then, or was he a sperm donor?
#75 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#77 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
I mean, your dad sounds like he got a lot of bitches.
#78 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
Well now that I think about it... Yes he actually do
#61 - Ofc random person on the internet that I had a brief discussio…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Finally +1
#62 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
This one is pretty rad.
#68 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
My My dad could do that on the old Nokia's. Shit was rad.
#71 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
Are you adopted then, or was he a sperm donor?
#75 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#77 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
I mean, your dad sounds like he got a lot of bitches.
#78 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
Well now that I think about it... Yes he actually do
#349 - Comment deleted 06/30/2013 on epicl rollllll +1
#59 - Let's agree to keep posting funny Gif's ;)  [+] (8 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Finally 0
#60 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
I hope cute will suffice.
#61 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
Ofc random person on the internet that I had a brief discussion about with.
#62 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
This one is pretty rad.
#68 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
My My dad could do that on the old Nokia's. Shit was rad.
#71 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
Are you adopted then, or was he a sperm donor?
#75 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#77 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
I mean, your dad sounds like he got a lot of bitches.
#78 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
Well now that I think about it... Yes he actually do
#54 - "Wii Fit is barely even a game" what?! It only sol…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Finally +4
#79 - armlessknight (06/30/2013) [-]
Why don't you like the name? Does it not Fit U?
User avatar #81 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
touché
#56 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
Still doesn't make it any more of a proper game, just because it sold well. It's even worse than if they would add a fairy from LoZ, because at least it would come from a proper game series.
And my bad in mistaking it from only being one game released, but there only being two doesn't make it much better.
And believe me, I totally get that they only added her because of the popularity of the Wii Fit games, but the players of those games are, what, middle aged women and fat girls that haven't touched another game in their life? Including her in an SSB game is like adding a Twilight character in a Star Wars movie.
The villager can do plenty of stuff related to Animal Crossing (although I agree his abilities are quite dodgy for SSB), but a personal trainer can just do typical athletic stuff, and that doesn't really fit when pinning her against a woman inside a super-technological suit that can fire missiles and energy blasts and shit.
#202 - fefe (04/01/2015) [-]
What's your view now, nearly two years later? I'd kinda like to know if she's fit in with your usual mains at all. For me, she's third behind Duck Hunt and Pac Man, but is above Luigi, who used to be my main main.
User avatar #203 - mutzaki (04/01/2015) [-]
I still don't think she was a good addition to SSB. She's not really a character I play much, because I just find her kind of boring. Still, she plays all right and at least she's not in the bottom of my list of characters I dislike playing...cough Rosalina cough.
#59 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
Let's agree to keep posting funny Gif's ;)
#60 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
I hope cute will suffice.
#61 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
Ofc random person on the internet that I had a brief discussion about with.
#62 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
This one is pretty rad.
#68 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
My My dad could do that on the old Nokia's. Shit was rad.
#71 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
Are you adopted then, or was he a sperm donor?
#75 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#77 - mutzaki (06/30/2013) [-]
I mean, your dad sounds like he got a lot of bitches.
#78 - xef (06/30/2013) [-]
Well now that I think about it... Yes he actually do
#203 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on epicl rollllll +48
#341 - fefe Comment deleted by xef
#349 - xef Comment deleted by xef
#42 - The game is **** , but the humor is great 06/29/2013 on Friendly reminder :... -1
#287 - correct, which is why it's called "teen" at the end:…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Ed,Edd, and Eddy the... +2
User avatar #289 - infamoustrapper (06/28/2013) [-]
Exactly. So the title....never mind. I'm just being nitpicky.
#7 - Thanks mate 06/27/2013 on Well, that was unexpected 0
#30 - I'm ******* period blood every month, it's a very good … 06/27/2013 on wat 0
#2 - MFW my girlfriend tells me she'll tickle my prostate with an e… 06/27/2013 on i think this is Cosmopolitan +1
#3 - But if the boo is closing it's eyes when you look at it wouldn… 06/27/2013 on Ultimate showdown 0
#4 - Don't you mean Aaron Handandes 06/27/2013 on Aaron Hernandez 0
#29 - Forrest Gump Gump uses the line stupid is as stupid d… 06/27/2013 on stupid is as stupid does 0
#4 - what movie?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Well, that was unexpected 0
User avatar #5 - frohtastic (06/27/2013) [-]
Tomcats, I do believe
User avatar #7 - xef (06/27/2013) [-]
Thanks mate
#13 - Watched it last night!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2013 on stupid is as stupid does 0
User avatar #18 - alfjnn (06/27/2013) [-]
What is it?
User avatar #29 - xef (06/27/2013) [-]
Forrest Gump

Gump uses the line stupid is as stupid does several times in the movie.
#14 - Damn you luck boy!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on title -2
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#1257 - The Gif is from AC4 and it's out in November if I recall correctly 06/25/2013 on can't catch me +1
#961 - AC4** 06/25/2013 on can't catch me 0
#959 - You played AS4? Are you a timetravler?!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2013 on can't catch me 0
User avatar #1025 - thebritishguy (06/25/2013) [-]
AC4 isn't out yet is it? I'm not sure where this gif is from but I'm playing AC3 at the moment
User avatar #1257 - xef (06/25/2013) [-]
The Gif is from AC4 and it's out in November if I recall correctly
User avatar #961 - xef (06/25/2013) [-]
AC4**
#951 - I always knew Death would be the death of me... 06/25/2013 on can't catch me +9
#156 - Nope, but without the DRM I may buy it when it gets cheaper in… 06/21/2013 on Microsoft Conspiracy +2

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User avatar #5 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #6 to #5 - xef (06/24/2014) [-]
About time! <3
#2 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - xef (06/21/2014) [-]
About time
User avatar #4 to #3 - xef (06/21/2014) [-]
the smiley wasn't meant to look angry btw
User avatar #1 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
all i feel is dayt ayss
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