Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

xcookx    

Rank #10378 on Subscribers
xcookx Avatar Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Offline
Send mail to xcookx Block xcookx Invite xcookx to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: portal 2,cod,nba,nhl
PSN: xcookx
Date Signed Up:5/03/2011
Last Login:12/12/2013
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 8259 total,  9720 ,  1461
Comment Thumbs: 8665 total,  10654 ,  1989
Content Level Progress: 56.99% (57/100)
Level 182 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 183 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:7
Content Views:137823
Times Content Favorited:268 times
Total Comments Made:4605
FJ Points:17013
Favorite Tags: You (2)

latest user's comments

#14169 - I have 14 swamp eggs T.T  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2012 on Item Discussion 0
User avatar #14178 - lordnekko (08/10/2012) [-]
57...
User avatar #14174 - waaw (08/10/2012) [-]
I've got 20.
#14155 - What items are rare? 08/10/2012 on Item Discussion -1
#14143 - Yeah this isnt that fun any more, with all the low drop rates. 08/10/2012 on Item Discussion +1
#132 - You cant get any???? Just go for bad items if you want them.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2012 on Rare? 0
User avatar #146 - alexanderburns (08/10/2012) [-]
I have 10. I've tried for about 200 (Idk..something like that). I don't try any more.
User avatar #149 - xcookx (08/10/2012) [-]
I have 5x different items, and tons of dubs
User avatar #156 - alexanderburns (08/10/2012) [-]
I just tried for coal and didn't get it. There were six other things there, and I couldn't get the worst of them. It might be because I have really slow internet.
#129 - lol i got one  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2012 on Rare? +8
User avatar #135 - DJKitty (08/10/2012) [-]
i have 2
#183 - rileyjstrickland (08/10/2012) [-]
I also have two. I will steal all of the eggs and make my own pony army, just you wait.
User avatar #160 - cinderella (08/10/2012) [-]
Trade meeee
#11099 - Gold Earrings are ripped straight from MapleStory 08/10/2012 on Item Discussion 0
#15 - I would also look for threads where you are doing well in, sin… 08/09/2012 on Don't Eat Or Grab The Cupcakes 0
#14 - Like by the time it took you to respond I just got a snowman h… 08/09/2012 on Don't Eat Or Grab The Cupcakes 0
#12 - Lol I dont even go for the lower ones, like apples or bananas.…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Don't Eat Or Grab The Cupcakes 0
#13 - thezephyr has deleted their comment.
User avatar #15 - xcookx (08/09/2012) [-]
I would also look for threads where you are doing well in, since there might not be many people
User avatar #14 - xcookx (08/09/2012) [-]
Like by the time it took you to respond I just got a snowman head, a strange lamp, and a bunch otherrs.
#466118 - Picture 08/09/2012 on retard forum 0
#10 - never mind i just got one :D  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Don't Eat Or Grab The Cupcakes 0
#11 - thezephyr has deleted their comment.
User avatar #12 - xcookx (08/09/2012) [-]
Lol I dont even go for the lower ones, like apples or bananas.
Basically i just either keep hitting "r" and wait for an item i want to come up (ignore anything I dont want) and then snag it right as it "spawns"
#13 - thezephyr has deleted their comment.
User avatar #15 - xcookx (08/09/2012) [-]
I would also look for threads where you are doing well in, since there might not be many people
User avatar #14 - xcookx (08/09/2012) [-]
Like by the time it took you to respond I just got a snowman head, a strange lamp, and a bunch otherrs.
#9 - I keep losing these blue filly eggs :C  [+] (6 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Don't Eat Or Grab The Cupcakes 0
User avatar #10 - xcookx (08/09/2012) [-]
never mind i just got one :D
#11 - thezephyr has deleted their comment.
User avatar #12 - xcookx (08/09/2012) [-]
Lol I dont even go for the lower ones, like apples or bananas.
Basically i just either keep hitting "r" and wait for an item i want to come up (ignore anything I dont want) and then snag it right as it "spawns"
#13 - thezephyr has deleted their comment.
User avatar #15 - xcookx (08/09/2012) [-]
I would also look for threads where you are doing well in, since there might not be many people
User avatar #14 - xcookx (08/09/2012) [-]
Like by the time it took you to respond I just got a snowman head, a strange lamp, and a bunch otherrs.
#464793 - cant tell what that is. 08/09/2012 on retard forum +2
#117 - implying that only black people do drugs, have sex,and promote…  [+] (24 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Living the life +4
User avatar #118 - celestiasbeard (08/09/2012) [-]
But imagine how much life would be better if they were still repressed, no offense if your black
#130 - rafekee (08/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #133 - celestiasbeard (08/09/2012) [-]
Ok your opinion is greatly appreciated
#126 - ninjalazor has deleted their comment.
User avatar #131 - celestiasbeard (08/09/2012) [-]
Less gang violence, ghettos wouldn't be half as bad, less people taking up welfare money, good music, drug lords would be cut in half, and they would finally have an excuse to bitch about how hard their lives are instead of how they are now
#157 - swagbot (08/09/2012) [-]
I can tell you're well-intentioned, but would suggest to think one layer deeper into this. IF you think my reasoning's grossly incorrect in any way, discuss it please:

- Yes, in the U.S.A., black people account for a disproportionate amount of criminals an impoverished people, and a disproportionate lack of 'good' people a.k.a scientists, business leaders etc. (BTW, we should confirm these stats and not work off of hearsay, because the wide support of this 'conventional wisdom' might be a covert tool to establish the system I suggest below).

- However, consider this;
We all know that the early history of Black Americans started in slavery. However, I have noticed that the class separation created by slavery was well on its way to being eliminated by the 1950s (at least in the non-South)... but then it started to come back, to the depressing situation we have now! Why?
I suggest to you that the post-WW2 re-decline of Black people was due to efforts by policy-makers and political groups to capitalize upon turbulent times (when black culture was already under assault from drugs and cultural/economic upheaval), to turn the Black populace into a captive VOTING POPULATION!
These groups and politicians were looking for supporters, and found them (VIA THE PROXY OF THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT!) in the black community. Thus the downward cycle began: Politicians provide welfare to 'help' communities, but don't actually solve underlying problems (unemployment, destitution, drug use), black community keeps sinking, solution? MORE Welfare, black community gets addicted to welfare, down and down and down.
Now, despite the fact that everyone says differently, there is now an institutionalized, subversive marginalization of black culture to keep them in that cycle.

I'm not a bleeding heart for these people, personal choice is always involved.

*Just don't underestimate the power of the influence of community pressure, especially when a racial element is added.*
User avatar #158 - celestiasbeard (08/09/2012) [-]
Please scroll down a little bit, this was solely meant as a joke
#159 - swagbot (08/09/2012) [-]
99/10 successful troll.

Spread the word though!
User avatar #161 - celestiasbeard (08/09/2012) [-]
This isn't the first time I've done it, kinda hoped some people would catch on but can only dream
User avatar #145 - deathslap (08/09/2012) [-]
you are some kind of stupid. If the black populace was still repressed there would be rape, violence, drugs, death, and many others. you don't get rid of that through supression. the reason blacks are associated with drugs is because they are usually lower class because of the fact that we drilled christian-know-your-place beleifs into their heads so much that it is almost a permanent scar on their culture. without them being there, it would just be a different group cultivating the lower class. drug lords would still thrive because, beleive it or not, white people, and other ethnic groups other than blacks do drugs too. I want you. yes, you in the corner, drunk out of your wits with racist idiocy. I want you. to think before you act. otherwise. The internet will find you.
User avatar #146 - celestiasbeard (08/09/2012) [-]
Wow, need to remember to post as anon from now on since people are too dense to get a joke
User avatar #149 - deathslap (08/09/2012) [-]
wow. I thought the internet part would give a hint :P. still. racist jokes like that aren't funny. It''s overkill
User avatar #150 - celestiasbeard (08/09/2012) [-]
No such thing as overkill
User avatar #152 - deathslap (08/09/2012) [-]
overkill is the point at which something is insulting and could get you fucked(in a bad way)
User avatar #153 - celestiasbeard (08/09/2012) [-]
It's just thumbs, no matter which direction they point in i could really care less, i just don't like people taking life too seriously
User avatar #154 - deathslap (08/09/2012) [-]
would you rather they man the fuck up and let everyone kill each other? I understand you likely live a very sheltered life of suburbia and relaxation. not everyone can relax. I want you to o onto [url deleted] and look for Myanmar hackjob. that's why the world shouldn't be taken lightly.
User avatar #156 - celestiasbeard (08/09/2012) [-]
No killing each other would be retarded, i want people to stop grovelling in the past, if you are actually directly affected than it's excusable but in this case if your a person who has no connection such as you weren't there for repression there is no point concerning too much, sure never forget the past but don't get your nuts in a twist about it
User avatar #155 - deathslap (08/09/2012) [-]
rotten dot com
#140 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
Okay I know you're trolling (or incredibly stupid), but I'll bite...

1) Yes, because there's no such thing as the Aryan Brotherhood or MS13, Mafia, etc.
2) The definition of ghetto is "a section of city that contains a single ethnic group, nationality, religion, etc.". Why would oppressing one race help a ghetto?
3) You do realize that there's white trash, which takes just as much money, correct? What about people that really have no other means? Maybe (just maybe), some black people just can't get a job.
4) Because we all know that Brittney Spears, Rebecca Black, and Timberlake are automatically good, just because they're not black. IIRC, Jimmy Hendrix was awesome.
5) Mexican cartel, Italian Mafia, etc etc.
6) You're finding excuses to bitch about a different race. How about do something more constructive with your life, improve your standard of living, and continue on?

(white person from the South posting this)
User avatar #151 - deathslap (08/09/2012) [-]
I stated aboutt he same stuff though you touched on the media also. nicely done
User avatar #143 - celestiasbeard (08/09/2012) [-]
Finally someone sees I'm not being serious and you do have some rather nice points
#132 - ninjalazor has deleted their comment.
#144 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #135 - celestiasbeard (08/09/2012) [-]
Not entirely
#46 - It sounds beautiful but his facial expressions make it seem li… 08/08/2012 on Balalaika Wizard +1
#24 - I am mentally stable, and the car was going at a speed where t…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/08/2012 on Excellent U-Turn +3
User avatar #25 - bagestudios (08/08/2012) [-]
There would have been no collision at all if the driver would have gone right or straight while hitting the breaks
#26 - anonymous (08/08/2012) [-]
The driver was already reacting, and suddenly going right would have rolled the car, resulting in worse damages.
User avatar #28 - bagestudios (08/08/2012) [-]
if the driver have reacted correctly she would never have turned left in the first place.
#35 - anonymous (08/08/2012) [-]
Dude, if she went straight it would have been fine, or even just pull slightly to the right not jerk the wheel like a moron. And she didnt just go into the left lane, she continued going right and completly out of the lane, and over the midlane.
#39 - anonymous (08/08/2012) [-]
From what I can see and hear,she went to the left thinking the person was just merging,when she realized they were going to keep coming into their lane,probably slammed on the brakes,keeping her from being to steer in another direction. Realize this happens in 1-2 seconds,in a surge of adrenaline for most people. Most simply lock up. Even if she steered to the right after braking,she could have possibly rolled the car or spun out,which could have ended worse.

tl;dr stop second guessing people after the accident. You can analyze the situation with no emotional attachment.
User avatar #48 - bagestudios (08/08/2012) [-]
emotional attachments??? Anon pls... When you have a drivers licence you should be able to react correctly in a situation like this, even though you're scared or the adrenaline is running through your body.
The deal is that there would have been no collision if she had reacted correctly even though she was scared.
If she thought the car was pulling out in the same lane she should just hit the brakes cause the car pulling out would be going forward, so the chance of hitting it would be very, very, very low.
In a situation like this you should never drive into another lane because you don't have time to see if there is someone overtaking you in the blind spot that could cause another crash.
And if you don't know this you don't have a drivers licence or you shouldn't ever own one.
#22 - The person nearly stopped the u-turn in the middle of the road…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/08/2012 on Excellent U-Turn +2
User avatar #23 - bagestudios (08/08/2012) [-]
are you retarded? A good driver would have gone right in this situation
User avatar #24 - xcookx (08/08/2012) [-]
I am mentally stable, and the car was going at a speed where turning right would cause a higher impact collision. By turning left, they not only tried to avoid it but lessened the impact by moving with the other car, not t-boning it.
User avatar #25 - bagestudios (08/08/2012) [-]
There would have been no collision at all if the driver would have gone right or straight while hitting the breaks
#26 - anonymous (08/08/2012) [-]
The driver was already reacting, and suddenly going right would have rolled the car, resulting in worse damages.
User avatar #28 - bagestudios (08/08/2012) [-]
if the driver have reacted correctly she would never have turned left in the first place.
#35 - anonymous (08/08/2012) [-]
Dude, if she went straight it would have been fine, or even just pull slightly to the right not jerk the wheel like a moron. And she didnt just go into the left lane, she continued going right and completly out of the lane, and over the midlane.
#39 - anonymous (08/08/2012) [-]
From what I can see and hear,she went to the left thinking the person was just merging,when she realized they were going to keep coming into their lane,probably slammed on the brakes,keeping her from being to steer in another direction. Realize this happens in 1-2 seconds,in a surge of adrenaline for most people. Most simply lock up. Even if she steered to the right after braking,she could have possibly rolled the car or spun out,which could have ended worse.

tl;dr stop second guessing people after the accident. You can analyze the situation with no emotional attachment.
User avatar #48 - bagestudios (08/08/2012) [-]
emotional attachments??? Anon pls... When you have a drivers licence you should be able to react correctly in a situation like this, even though you're scared or the adrenaline is running through your body.
The deal is that there would have been no collision if she had reacted correctly even though she was scared.
If she thought the car was pulling out in the same lane she should just hit the brakes cause the car pulling out would be going forward, so the chance of hitting it would be very, very, very low.
In a situation like this you should never drive into another lane because you don't have time to see if there is someone overtaking you in the blind spot that could cause another crash.
And if you don't know this you don't have a drivers licence or you shouldn't ever own one.
#37 - Stamkos is a fuckin boss 08/08/2012 on Adios bitches 0
#2 - Lol no. Okay I dont even go on reddit but the chain is. … 08/08/2012 on Omegle fight 0
#65 - Comment deleted 08/08/2012 on WUT 0
#64 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2012 on WUT -1
#65 - xcookx Comment deleted by xcookx
#36 - He says something about not wanting to go straight in the epis… 08/07/2012 on pikachu vs girlfriends +1
#100 - I got an unusual attendant w/ tf2 logo on my first box. I … 08/06/2012 on now you know +1
#1366 - yeah but they arent the real 23s theyre different  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2012 on Men 0
User avatar #1404 - uppercasename (08/07/2012) [-]
nvm the 23s r pretty stylish
#391233 - oh...wut?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2012 on retard forum +1
#391240 - saggygrandma (08/06/2012) [-]
What?
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 950

Comments(88):

[ 88 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #91 - lordderpington (04/30/2012) [-]
cunt
#79 to #78 - xcookx (04/23/2012) [-]
Hey! I dont have enough upside down pics :o Im too lazy to make them so you have to remind me one day
#80 to #79 - xblthatguy (04/23/2012) [-]
S'okay! Just keep calm, and pony on!
#85 to #84 - xcookx (04/23/2012) [-]
everything I have is from you xD
everything I have is from you xD
#86 to #85 - xblthatguy (04/23/2012) [-]
Wait really?
#87 to #86 - xcookx (04/23/2012) [-]
upsidedown speaking, besides a couple.
#88 to #87 - xblthatguy (04/23/2012) [-]
Oh. I can't believe you took that one of Trixie though. I rarely post it. Only for ThatTFguy!
#89 to #88 - xcookx (04/24/2012) [-]
I must be lucky then
#90 to #89 - xblthatguy (04/24/2012) [-]
See you after school cook!
#75 - xblthatguy (04/12/2012) [-]
I don't have that many scootaloo.... Anything else? :)
I don't have that many scootaloo.... Anything else? :)
User avatar #76 to #75 - xcookx (04/12/2012) [-]
no thats ok :D
User avatar #77 to #76 - xblthatguy (04/12/2012) [-]
Okie dokie lokey! ^_^
#73 - xblthatguy (04/12/2012) [-]
Last one for twilight :)
User avatar #74 to #73 - xcookx (04/12/2012) [-]
so many :O
#69 - xblthatguy (04/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#66 - xblthatguy (04/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#65 - xblthatguy (04/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#62 - xblthatguy (04/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

[ 88 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)