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xchewsifferx

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:7/27/2011
Last Login:7/25/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4681
Highest Content Rank:#2394
Highest Comment Rank:#2476
Content Thumbs: 190 total,  196 ,  6
Comment Thumbs: 3381 total,  3691 ,  310
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 14 Content: New Here → Level 15 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (10/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:3
Content Views:10765
Times Content Favorited:37 times
Total Comments Made:1355
FJ Points:3202

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#161 - Surface-to-air missiles aren't very mysterious 07/25/2016 on The Heat is On Hillary for... +1
#100 - it did 07/24/2016 on classic words from Dave Grohl +1
#36 - "Haha yeah, motorcycles are so safe!" pic i…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/24/2016 on classic words from Dave Grohl +4
#66 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
Too bad that never happened
#56 - ocampo (07/24/2016) [-]
Wow, that really knocked his socks off.
#42 - Glitched (07/24/2016) [-]
So it was the driver that was unsafe. 120 mph is unsafe on a highway with other vehicles.

Gotcha.
So basically not an excuse.

Pic is of a car driver that cause an accident doing less than 40 mph.
#41 - melchysedec (07/24/2016) [-]
What a fucking cancer argument. If you were doing 120 mph in a car and slammed into the back of a semi, you probably wouldn't get a spectacular picture as the one you posted, but you'd still be pretty dead.

And I read the whole thread twice, where exactly does anybody claim that motorcycles are safe? Again, cancer comment.
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#37 - teddybearlove (07/24/2016) [-]
That is a very disturbing picture
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#38 - Abortedwafflez (07/24/2016) [-]
Looks like an EMT training course. Seen something similar before.
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#78 - talldumbdork (07/24/2016) [-]
Because you have. Ive seen that picture multiple times while working EMS as an EMT, Paramedic, and Firefighter.
#127 - Really? I haven't come across one yet, then again my experienc… 07/22/2016 on normies 0
#104 - ****... I've fallen for their ruse 07/20/2016 on Name Brand vs. Great Value +2
#102 - Back the **** up, if there is one thing this website has taugh…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2016 on Name Brand vs. Great Value +5
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#103 - galanorth (07/20/2016) [-]
Take a closer look at all those good "people" of Funnyjunk. You will find that they are all reptilian hominids trying to confuse you.
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#106 - onlyashoe (07/20/2016) [-]
I love you
#104 - xchewsifferx (07/20/2016) [-]
Shit... I've fallen for their ruse
#52 - I was told she's the "best" (most grounded and relat… 07/20/2016 on Ghostbusters and coke 30... +1
#58 - can't speak for the biblical times, but in modern day bap… 07/17/2016 on Gates 0
#59 - samio up in this bitch! I'm happy you're back! E…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2016 on Janky Juno 0
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#63 - samio (07/14/2016) [-]
Hopefully, I'll be able to work on these during training as well once I fix up my mini tower for travel.

It'll allow me to make these where ever I go as opposed to waiting till I get home.
#114 - While I do enjoy Seth Rogen and James Franco, I don't think th… 07/14/2016 on New Ghostbusters = dog poop +1