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Interests: Gaming,Computers,Law enforcement,EMT,College/Uni,money,Funnyjunk
Date Signed Up:3/26/2011
Last Login:1/30/2015
Location:Mississippi USA
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#500 - Basic Statistics: Age: 19 Nationality: American G… 01/26/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY +1
#76 - Cars in my area: Homes/appartments for ren… 01/26/2015 on where should I move? 0
#75 - Honestly, it would be like the coolest **** ever … 01/26/2015 on where should I move? 0
#74 - I just bought a 1998 Chevy Tahoe, *********** gre… 01/26/2015 on where should I move? 0
#51 - Where I live: I will start by saying this: I grew up …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2015 on where should I move? 0
User avatar #62 - admin (01/26/2015) [-]
hmm, i'm strongly considering this option

i got nothing else to do with my life but working, make websites and sit inside

if i can find some easy to rent place for like $600 a month and easily get a used cheap car for maybe 5k? I could move there next month
User avatar #76 - xbyronx (01/26/2015) [-]
Cars in my area: neworleans.craigslist.org/search/cto?hasPic=1&minAsk=2000&maxAsk=5000



Homes/appartments for rent in my area:

www.rentalhouses.com/search/Carriere-MS/39466-1z13pyg



There are lots of actual houses for rent in my area, but no one lists online because there idiots. But I could drive out to a few this week at no trouble and just take pictures for you and get prices. I am sure you would be the type of guy that prefers a place not to far from town, but still somewhat secluded. So I will keep your options open.
User avatar #75 - xbyronx (01/26/2015) [-]
Honestly, it would be like the coolest shit ever if you moved here. I know you'd be a hit with the ladies here. I know everyone who's anyone in this town and I think you'd love it. I think you'd be a hit down at the gym to. You're pretty swole. Doubt you would ever consider meeting a fj'er in person, because you're so paranoid about your identity and shit. But it still would be cool. And even so I would still recommend this town as a place to live in. It's such a lovely place. So easy going. Making money is simple, crime and justice is handled simply, Prices are low, the people are a simple easy going people. It's just great.
User avatar #63 - admin (01/26/2015) [-]
working out
User avatar #60 - admin (01/26/2015) [-]
great post man. i'll bookmark and read a few times over while i consider what to do
#50 - If you were to move here, I could help you find some places…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on where should I move? 0
User avatar #61 - admin (01/26/2015) [-]
well i wouldn't tell anyone i run a website or anything
i'd just be some anonymous tall jacked guy

speaking of which, know many options for cheap cars tall people around there?

i guess like a used cheap scion?
#74 - xbyronx (01/26/2015) [-]
I just bought a 1998 Chevy Tahoe, runsfucking great and is a bad ass 5.7l V8 for 1 thousand bucks. Cars are super cheap here. I am 6 foot 7 350lbs and that bitch is roomy as fuck. Just keep me up to date, if you want any more information or anything I'll help you for sure. pc related it's my truck, came with blacked out rims, I didn't do that bs lol
#49 - My area is very affordable. Pros: -Kinda c… 01/26/2015 on where should I move? 0
#144 - This is FunnyJunk, not 9gag, there is no alliance here, …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Christian tubs +5
User avatar #145 - vanillasmoke (01/26/2015) [-]
but what if he wants me to have his back?
User avatar #209 - hanabro (01/26/2015) [-]
Then you should take your circlejerk to 9gag where it belongs.
#142 - I am aware of that. Good or not it was still a joke obviously,…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Christian tubs +11
User avatar #143 - vanillasmoke (01/26/2015) [-]
i just wanted to let hourlyb know i had his back
User avatar #144 - xbyronx (01/26/2015) [-]
This is FunnyJunk, not 9gag, there is no alliance here, there was no fight. He made a comment I made a comment. There was no ones back to be had. Well okay then.
User avatar #145 - vanillasmoke (01/26/2015) [-]
but what if he wants me to have his back?
User avatar #209 - hanabro (01/26/2015) [-]
Then you should take your circlejerk to 9gag where it belongs.
#129 - Obviously. I was very clearly making a joke, I know you …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Christian tubs +10
User avatar #141 - vanillasmoke (01/26/2015) [-]
your joke wasnt that good though and hourlyb was making reference to the video of obama cracking a joke about going undefeated in elections which has been making the rounds on the interwebs
User avatar #142 - xbyronx (01/26/2015) [-]
I am aware of that. Good or not it was still a joke obviously, and correcting it was pointless.
User avatar #143 - vanillasmoke (01/26/2015) [-]
i just wanted to let hourlyb know i had his back
User avatar #144 - xbyronx (01/26/2015) [-]
This is FunnyJunk, not 9gag, there is no alliance here, there was no fight. He made a comment I made a comment. There was no ones back to be had. Well okay then.
User avatar #145 - vanillasmoke (01/26/2015) [-]
but what if he wants me to have his back?
User avatar #209 - hanabro (01/26/2015) [-]
Then you should take your circlejerk to 9gag where it belongs.

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User avatar #36 - admin (01/26/2015) [-]
seems you actually live in a good area for women i think jonathansoma.com/singles/
User avatar #30 - andranadu ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
you became a mod
gg
User avatar #26 - joshlol (11/27/2014) [-]
relog if you haven't already

read the sticky here
funnyjunk.com/modboard/

it's easy not to **** up, just read the modguide and don't show users and mod ****
if you have any questions on whether or not something's flaggable you can ask here:
funnyjunk.com/mod-social/ or the mod skype group
User avatar #27 to #26 - xbyronx (11/27/2014) [-]
Was I wrong for flagging this? www.funnyjunk.com/hentai/186229#186229
User avatar #29 to #27 - joshlol (11/27/2014) [-]
oh also it's probably better to stick to SFW modding (i.e. finding porn in the SFW section of the site)
since there's already WAY more mods than needed on the **** team that it's pretty much always covered
the main reason for admin wanting new mods was people spamming porn in the SFW content section
User avatar #28 to #27 - joshlol (11/27/2014) [-]
yeah that's fine
but don't worry, if you're unsure to flag something just ask here first (or I can add you to the skype group if you want)
for the most part there's not too much to flag, so just spectate/observe for a while until you're confident on what's flaggable etc
you can see other mods flags here funnyjunk.com/flags/
also you could read the OC guide and judge some OC if you just want something to do, most of it's just denied anyway (if you have any OC related questions tridaak is the go to guy)
User avatar #18 - joshlol (11/27/2014) [-]
you still wanna be mod btw?
User avatar #20 to #18 - xbyronx (11/27/2014) [-]
Why do you ask?
User avatar #21 to #20 - joshlol (11/27/2014) [-]
we need more mods
User avatar #22 to #21 - xbyronx (11/27/2014) [-]
mother ****** I can be a mod. Lol. Where do I sign up?
User avatar #23 to #22 - joshlol (11/27/2014) [-]
just sit tight for now
User avatar #25 to #23 - xbyronx (11/27/2014) [-]
OH. MEIN. GOT.
User avatar #24 to #23 - xbyronx (11/27/2014) [-]
you got it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - xbyronx (11/27/2014) [-]
yeah, a boy can dream can't he?
User avatar #9 - admin (11/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - xbyronx (11/02/2014) [-]
Like, physical servers. I have the hardware, and you can choose what games. Or post a stickie and ask the community to vote or recommend, or task a mod to make that post. I can handle all server maintenance, software installation and port fwding etc. All I would need is a general consensus from users, and an over all approval from you, on what games or things to host on this server. There pretty powerful so they will host pretty much anything. If you would like, I'll make one of those poll things where users answer what games they want hosted, or what stuff and ill link it to you and you can stickie it to let users vote. It will also provide a way to communicate within the community when FJ servers go down as well.
User avatar #11 to #10 - admin (11/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 to #11 - xbyronx (11/02/2014) [-]
Also, I would like to have a appointed staff of trusted users essentially run the servers. I wouldn't need to be known as the host, or have any credit. So I could care less if they hate me for an ad-free, donated service. For every candy ass hater, there is someone who will appreciate it. I remember when FJ had a MineCraft server and that was the dopest **** ever. And now with more games coming into the spotlight, I could essentially host 4 or 5 different services or games at a time, and still have room to grow.
User avatar #14 to #13 - admin (11/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - xbyronx (11/02/2014) [-]
Okay, sounds good. I'll get back to you Tomorrow after work when I have everything set up.
User avatar #16 to #15 - admin (11/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - xbyronx (11/02/2014) [-]
Sort of, it's really fast, but I don't think my ISP uses fiber at any level I mean, I have hosted a 120 person WoW server before and had no issues what so ever. My home is also my work place, as I do webscaping, and freelance programming and coding **** . So I have to have a reliable fast connection. I obtained server racks a few years ago, and they were ATX so I just started building machines in the racks and now I have more then I need. I am planning to sell them come June, to fund a trip for me and some buddies, but I figured until then I can use them at FunnyJunks disposal.
User avatar #12 to #11 - xbyronx (11/02/2014) [-]
It is an American server (Mississippi, USA) as well as a fast connection. Take a look at this, give me feed back if you don't like it.

( goo.gl/aGTstr )
User avatar #5 - admin (10/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - xbyronx (10/26/2014) [-]
I may not have got mod, but I still figured I would give staff a laugh with that. I know you probably get a million ridiculous requests from people, like the furry community, who are all trying to be serious, so I thought I would share a laugh over some cynical parody. They make it almost to easy to make fun of them.
User avatar #7 to #6 - admin (10/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - xbyronx (10/26/2014) [-]
Doesn't like all staff get flag reports and **** ? Or at least, that's what I thought. My bad. Well anyways, I'll let you return to your administrating of the cock to this website. Thanks for the chat m8, for me it's time to get back to Minecraft, and going to all those furry sites and submitting DMCA claims.
#1 - brendantheferret (01/31/2014) [-]
Hey there, I wanted to leave you a comment to say that you seem like a very kind and caring person. Continue being a bro that all bros can inspire to be  Talking about this whole thread www.funnyjunk.com/Punchline/funny-pictures/4998323/72#72
Hey there, I wanted to leave you a comment to say that you seem like a very kind and caring person. Continue being a bro that all bros can inspire to be Talking about this whole thread www.funnyjunk.com/Punchline/funny-pictures/4998323/72#72
User avatar #2 to #1 - xbyronx (01/31/2014) [-]
Thanks mate, cheers to you too man! I really appreciate the positive feedback i really try.
User avatar #3 to #2 - brendantheferret (01/31/2014) [-]
I've been helped so much by the generosity of people in the past. When I'm finally out of high school I want to get a degree in Engineering and use whatever money I make to help others
User avatar #4 to #3 - xbyronx (01/31/2014) [-]
The best way to help others is to inspire them to help themselves, give a little, but teach a lot. either way you choose your path, i admire your attitude.
 
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