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#98 - Some of the new stuff is heavy while others are lighter. It's …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/16/2013 on My Music Moods +2
User avatar #102 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
I do like albums with a story to it instead of just a collection of singles.

I usually don`t listen to any type of deathcore or metalcore or whatever this is but it`s still good.

The worst thing about the band was the "hardcore" fangirls
User avatar #104 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
It's not so much metal core, but a mixture of that and punk. I agree about the fan girls. I haven't been to a concert (they never really visit Michigan), but I definitely want to go.

The story is their record label, Victory, was prolonging their album from being released and ADTR felt that it could be released because they promised the fans that it'd be released at the date they released the album. ADTR sued and won in court. The song "The Document Speaks For Itself" is about the label and how they severed ties to them. Kind of a big "Fuck you" to the label for being greedy. I can't source this info... I heard it second-handed. But it sounds logical.
User avatar #105 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
I live in England and the only bands that get anywhere near me are tribute bands.

The fangirls are so fucking horrible. Actually hitting people in the pits and I`m guessing that just because they are girls they expect not to get hit back. But they almost ruined the band for me.

All I heard is that they went to court so it`s probably true
User avatar #106 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
Funny thing is, they're touring in London right now.

And that's dumb as shit. I like a girl who listens to them, but doesn't like a punk.
User avatar #107 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
It was only at the ADTR that anyone did that aswell as far as I saw.

The fans at Slipknot were fucking crazier but not in a violent kindof way. I guess it`s just some of the ADTR fans that are pricks then. Everyone I talked to at Iron Maiden`s set was so nice but I guess that`s probably because the music isn`t as heavy
User avatar #108 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
I meant doesn't act like a punk. Don't know how I missed that word.

Anyways, seems logical. ADTR is still not as popular as those two, so you know some of the girls won't be as classy or respectable.

But it doesn't reflect the band! Give them a try.
User avatar #109 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
Well I do like this album for sure

And I know it`s not like all the fangirls are cunts but you get some in every group. It makes sense though. Heavier music does make you want to hit something whereas you wont be getting to many fights while listening to pink floyd compared.
User avatar #112 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
I'll agree. I usually listen to them (or something heavy) while in the gym where adrenaline and everything is flowing.
#95 - Yes, if you liked them live, it's definitely worth listening to.  [+] (10 new replies) 11/16/2013 on My Music Moods +1
User avatar #96 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
The only song I recognize from the new album is Violence so far and it`s pretty good so far.
User avatar #98 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
Some of the new stuff is heavy while others are lighter. It's an amazing album with an awesome backstory to it.
User avatar #102 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
I do like albums with a story to it instead of just a collection of singles.

I usually don`t listen to any type of deathcore or metalcore or whatever this is but it`s still good.

The worst thing about the band was the "hardcore" fangirls
User avatar #104 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
It's not so much metal core, but a mixture of that and punk. I agree about the fan girls. I haven't been to a concert (they never really visit Michigan), but I definitely want to go.

The story is their record label, Victory, was prolonging their album from being released and ADTR felt that it could be released because they promised the fans that it'd be released at the date they released the album. ADTR sued and won in court. The song "The Document Speaks For Itself" is about the label and how they severed ties to them. Kind of a big "Fuck you" to the label for being greedy. I can't source this info... I heard it second-handed. But it sounds logical.
User avatar #105 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
I live in England and the only bands that get anywhere near me are tribute bands.

The fangirls are so fucking horrible. Actually hitting people in the pits and I`m guessing that just because they are girls they expect not to get hit back. But they almost ruined the band for me.

All I heard is that they went to court so it`s probably true
User avatar #106 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
Funny thing is, they're touring in London right now.

And that's dumb as shit. I like a girl who listens to them, but doesn't like a punk.
User avatar #107 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
It was only at the ADTR that anyone did that aswell as far as I saw.

The fans at Slipknot were fucking crazier but not in a violent kindof way. I guess it`s just some of the ADTR fans that are pricks then. Everyone I talked to at Iron Maiden`s set was so nice but I guess that`s probably because the music isn`t as heavy
User avatar #108 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
I meant doesn't act like a punk. Don't know how I missed that word.

Anyways, seems logical. ADTR is still not as popular as those two, so you know some of the girls won't be as classy or respectable.

But it doesn't reflect the band! Give them a try.
User avatar #109 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
Well I do like this album for sure

And I know it`s not like all the fangirls are cunts but you get some in every group. It makes sense though. Heavier music does make you want to hit something whereas you wont be getting to many fights while listening to pink floyd compared.
User avatar #112 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
I'll agree. I usually listen to them (or something heavy) while in the gym where adrenaline and everything is flowing.
#102 - I guess my point wasn't clear. Or it was and no one understood…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Hmm.. 0
User avatar #161 - lotengo (11/16/2013) [-]
Your adrenaline wont save u. The guy with the knife will also feel the adrenaline.

Even if the wound doent hit a vital area it stil takes u down. U need proper training to keepfighting after a knife in the arm or leg. Or maybe cocaïn will do the trick
User avatar #162 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
I can never be sure since I've never been in this situation. Never know.
#47 - Everyone's saying you'd be scared ******** of bei…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Hmm.. -4
User avatar #63 - lotengo (11/16/2013) [-]
A knife and a gun are the same. 1 strike is enough. Maybe u are able to land a few punches, but to be abe to dodge a knife u have to be a well trained martial artist.

Just try it out, ask your dad, brother or friends to take a spoon (dont use a knife) and ask him if he can 'stab' u with it.

I guarantee 7 out of 10 strikes aimed at the chest or neck are going to hit u.
User avatar #102 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
I guess my point wasn't clear. Or it was and no one understood. I said my adrenaline would kick in. You can take a hit somewhere non-vital and be fine. I understand completely your point, though. Hitting somewhere vital is the same. But what if you didn't get hit somewhere vital?
User avatar #161 - lotengo (11/16/2013) [-]
Your adrenaline wont save u. The guy with the knife will also feel the adrenaline.

Even if the wound doent hit a vital area it stil takes u down. U need proper training to keepfighting after a knife in the arm or leg. Or maybe cocaïn will do the trick
User avatar #162 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
I can never be sure since I've never been in this situation. Never know.
#64 - hit (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #65 - lotengo (11/16/2013) [-]
this again?
Alright.


Whats the deal with airline food?
User avatar #66 - hit (11/16/2013) [-]
thats a question not a wish
User avatar #67 - lotengo (11/16/2013) [-]
i wish u would tell me whats the deal with airline food
User avatar #69 - hit (11/16/2013) [-]
I am sorry but even an all knowing being like myself does not know the answer to that question
#49 - It's like you know my life. Been listening to ADTR's …  [+] (16 new replies) 11/16/2013 on My Music Moods +8
User avatar #94 - denniswtf (11/16/2013) [-]
They have a new album? Do you have a link to where I could download it?
User avatar #88 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
I saw them live at a festival in June. They were amazing but i`m not really a fan so I didn`t even know they had a new album

So i`m guessing it`s worth listening to?
User avatar #95 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
Yes, if you liked them live, it's definitely worth listening to.
User avatar #96 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
The only song I recognize from the new album is Violence so far and it`s pretty good so far.
User avatar #98 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
Some of the new stuff is heavy while others are lighter. It's an amazing album with an awesome backstory to it.
User avatar #102 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
I do like albums with a story to it instead of just a collection of singles.

I usually don`t listen to any type of deathcore or metalcore or whatever this is but it`s still good.

The worst thing about the band was the "hardcore" fangirls
User avatar #104 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
It's not so much metal core, but a mixture of that and punk. I agree about the fan girls. I haven't been to a concert (they never really visit Michigan), but I definitely want to go.

The story is their record label, Victory, was prolonging their album from being released and ADTR felt that it could be released because they promised the fans that it'd be released at the date they released the album. ADTR sued and won in court. The song "The Document Speaks For Itself" is about the label and how they severed ties to them. Kind of a big "Fuck you" to the label for being greedy. I can't source this info... I heard it second-handed. But it sounds logical.
User avatar #105 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
I live in England and the only bands that get anywhere near me are tribute bands.

The fangirls are so fucking horrible. Actually hitting people in the pits and I`m guessing that just because they are girls they expect not to get hit back. But they almost ruined the band for me.

All I heard is that they went to court so it`s probably true
User avatar #106 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
Funny thing is, they're touring in London right now.

And that's dumb as shit. I like a girl who listens to them, but doesn't like a punk.
User avatar #107 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
It was only at the ADTR that anyone did that aswell as far as I saw.

The fans at Slipknot were fucking crazier but not in a violent kindof way. I guess it`s just some of the ADTR fans that are pricks then. Everyone I talked to at Iron Maiden`s set was so nice but I guess that`s probably because the music isn`t as heavy
User avatar #108 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
I meant doesn't act like a punk. Don't know how I missed that word.

Anyways, seems logical. ADTR is still not as popular as those two, so you know some of the girls won't be as classy or respectable.

But it doesn't reflect the band! Give them a try.
User avatar #109 - turtletroll (11/16/2013) [-]
Well I do like this album for sure

And I know it`s not like all the fangirls are cunts but you get some in every group. It makes sense though. Heavier music does make you want to hit something whereas you wont be getting to many fights while listening to pink floyd compared.
User avatar #112 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [-]
I'll agree. I usually listen to them (or something heavy) while in the gym where adrenaline and everything is flowing.
User avatar #62 - elynichujy (11/16/2013) [-]
I always repeat 2 songs now, by the same band. Aversions Crown's Hollow Planet and Overseer. Death-core ftw.
User avatar #53 - stifflimb (11/16/2013) [-]
He totally got me too, when I play a song on repeat I either listen too System of a Down - Lonely Day or This is Halloween - Marilyn Manson!
User avatar #51 - kennyh (11/16/2013) [-]
Nice. I actually saw them not too long ago.
#11 - That was in the new update, right? After the water proof one.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Connection established +1
User avatar #30 - greenstrongworld (11/16/2013) [-]
You mean iOS7? You know it makes your phone waterproof.
#61 - Don't be sorry. Merely making a joke. I'd like to see it. … 11/15/2013 on GUYS +2
#16 - Arrrrrrrgghhhh, matey. 11/15/2013 on IMDB +1
#87 - If you were sitting on the computer and had a USB plugged in, … 11/15/2013 on Let's have a troll off 0
#59 - Making him gayer than what he needs to be?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2013 on GUYS +1
User avatar #60 - saltymumbling (11/15/2013) [-]
Dude I'm sorry but this has to happen.
User avatar #61 - xboxperks (11/15/2013) [-]
Don't be sorry. Merely making a joke. I'd like to see it.

I'll always love you.
#86 - Nahhh, I knew what he was doing. Clearly I didn't fall into anything. 11/15/2013 on usa 0
#28 - Just one? Or two?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2013 on usa +3
User avatar #32 - tronbot (11/15/2013) [-]
your mom's.
User avatar #72 - smithforprez (11/15/2013) [-]
tronbot is a artist, and trolling an his method.

Congratulation sir, thy coloured text must surely be your
#69 - dafuckisthishit (11/15/2013) [-]
all you faggots who fell into his trap to get a pink user name
User avatar #86 - xboxperks (11/15/2013) [-]
Nahhh, I knew what he was doing. Clearly I didn't fall into anything.
#26 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 11/15/2013 on usa +64
User avatar #27 - tronbot (11/15/2013) [-]
Go suck a dick then.
#28 - xboxperks (11/15/2013) [-]
Just one? Or two?
User avatar #32 - tronbot (11/15/2013) [-]
your mom's.
User avatar #72 - smithforprez (11/15/2013) [-]
tronbot is a artist, and trolling an his method.

Congratulation sir, thy coloured text must surely be your
#69 - dafuckisthishit (11/15/2013) [-]
all you faggots who fell into his trap to get a pink user name
User avatar #86 - xboxperks (11/15/2013) [-]
Nahhh, I knew what he was doing. Clearly I didn't fall into anything.
#96 - Holy **** , I just laughed for like 5 minutes with… 11/15/2013 on I'm a sick fuck, FJ 0
#7 - Picture 11/13/2013 on Detergent +15
#14 - "Murica"? C'mon now. I'm American and *******… 11/13/2013 on Give that man an oscar! 0
#4 - What do you mean, boy or girl? You tell me. I know it's t… 11/11/2013 on Farewell baby +4
#61 - This story... 11/11/2013 on Oh 4chin 0
#32 - I like the fact that his two favorite sports teams are from De… 11/11/2013 on god damnit eminem 0
#167 - I'm just going to add to your belief as well. Here, in America… 11/11/2013 on Oh lawd +1
#207 - ... and that's where he told me to suck him, sir. 11/11/2013 on America and British... +1
#187 - Wait the British or American "fag"?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2013 on America and British... +25
#200 - justakewldewd (11/11/2013) [-]
Light him on fire and suck on him, you'll figure it out soon enough.
#207 - xboxperks (11/11/2013) [-]
... and that's where he told me to suck him, sir.
#96 - You're right. I may be the only one on this as well, but I can… 11/11/2013 on Giving head for the first time 0
#15 - I'm procrastinating a paper because of this. You're definitely… 11/07/2013 on sticky 0
#13 - Not the same room, but next door. This guy makes videos:  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on sticky +1
User avatar #14 - IceViper (11/07/2013) [-]
that is fucking hilarious
User avatar #15 - xboxperks (11/07/2013) [-]
I'm procrastinating a paper because of this. You're definitely welcome.
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