I'm good! How about you Electric?

Pretty good, aside from being really hungry. Some guys came to my house this morning to put in my stove (which should have been here 2 weeks ago) and they had to clear out most of the kitchen so I can't cook anything. I might just go out to eat or something...

What are you up to?

I'm just playing a game really!

I hope you get something tasty! Isn't it about 1:30 there?

Oh cool! Whatcha playing?

There's a college about a 5 minute walk from here and they have a pizza place inside. I'll probably just go there. I don't really feel comfortable with having people in my house while I'm not around though.

It's the :The game:, it's pretty silly. =P

That sounds delicious!

what kinda game is it?

Uhh... Is silly an acceptable answer? Would you like to see it? =P

Yes I would

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/467574

Here =P

I gotta go play some basketball. I'll be back later. Take care!

Alrighty! Later!

Good, you?

Eh, could be better.....not really feeling good tonight.

What happen?

I just feel sad tonight.......not sure why but I feel sad and on top of it my ear decided to bother me so now it feels a bit worse......

Also what's this I hear about Steam doing a trading card beta?

Dunno. It's a strange thing. o_o

It is strange......really strange.

Confused by it? I don't really get it myself.

Looks interesting, just confused about it lol

Ah. It's kinda interesting really!

?

Current conversation: "I just wish I was a likable person, who was capable of being happy and making friends and holding decent conversations, just like everyone fucking else on here. But I'm not.. I'm a sad, pathetic, piece of worthless shit. Nobody wants me. Nobody remembers me. Nobody loves me, or likes me. I'm nothing special.. to anyone.

I honestly have no interest in living"

Scottish?

How'd you know?

Took a peak.

I've spoken to him before. He fluctuates. He was a good note last time I spoke to him. No longer the case, I suppose.

I want to help and keep talking but my eyes are hurting from doing nothing but staring at computer screens and I'm really hungry.

Do you think there's any way to keep him happy?

Gotta make him realize, it's not a continuous cycle. Or else he'll keep falling into it.

I try, I'm sorry, I'm not really good at this

It's fine tiny. Just keep talking to him. It'll help some, anything helps.

Ok, sorry to bother you about this.

And thanks

S'okay! I understand! :3

Anytime, give me an update on him when you can!

Will do! :3

*I'll

Slut
lel

u so made

Watcha gonna do?

no wait I didn't mean any of that.

Please don't cry <3

you are beautiful.

nou

If you want!

Well, berry left because people were being jerks.
But Ponyville is really quiet lately.

It is?

Mmhmm

Well again, your choice.

Well, I sent a message and stuff!

Okay!

I'm considering BURNING stuff!

o_o

BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND

OK, no burning.

:3

:3

:3

:4

:#

:3

:^

Stubby! To what do I owe this honor of seeing you around these parts?

Just thought I hadn't spoke to yah in a while, thought perhaps a little catch-up was in order. c:

How yah been lately?

I've been pretty good!

And I like that image, I think Xer would love it too!

How about you?

Glad to hear it!

Xerro.s?

Doing rather decent thanks, just pushing myself through exams. ;-;

You had much going on?

Yessir, him. :3

Oh, same! It's my last week of High school, and exams are soon!

Right now? No sir!

Well, exams are something going on!

Have you been studying?

Not for the past 7 years!

SHIT SON.

And let me guess, you still get straight A grades / highest marks in English studies?

I have a C+ in English actually. I only do my work I deem necessary. =P

>Write poems for essays
>Get guaranteed 100% mark

Well, technically, I have two English classes. Regular English, and a writing class. I have an A in the writing class! Just not in English!

Not surprised!

The writing one I mean, still quite surprised at other one. ;-;

I had an A or B in there for most of the class. You know how Pinkie can get Picky sometimes for no reason? That's me and my schoolwork!

Oh yeah, and Xer says thanks for the reccomendation / share. c:

You know what they say! Sharing is caring!

: D

Is there a way to disable emoticons? ;-;

Sadly... No. But you can use this one instead =P

Be right back~!

Okie dokie!

Back! Took a shower!

Hai!

Yo~!

How're you?

Good! Did you know there was a new update for TF2?

Yep! :3

There's a robo-blighted beak!

Yaay~
How've you been?

Good! You?

reeeaaally busy

Doing what?

Managing businesses and stuff.

Ah, okie dokie!

And kinda doing all of Sapphy's job for her.
But now we switch~!

Pinkie?

No, Fluttershy.

A tree?

She's not a tree, Exxy.

Would she like to be a tree?

All signs point to yes.

I'm considering her a tree then.

Though, I never met her.

She doesn't talk much when she's here. I think she plays with the dogs, water the plants, plays with Blueberry's tortoise, and and reads.

Figured. Tell her I said hi.

Can do!

Thanks Pinkie!

Do I ever let ya down?

Never ever ever never!

Reeeallly?

Not that I can think of!

Yaaaay~!

From what he just said, he's at his mom's place. No internet. I told him hi for you though.

Do my usual introduction / greeting, if you may.

I can't give him a youtube video. =P

Sorry, but he was a bit busy. I could only tell him you said hi. And he said to send you his greetings. :3

I don't ALWAYS give videos...

Ah come on!

At least I can still beat you at Judo. And Fencing. And Magic. And everything else I know how to do.

The Great Trixie can do anything better than anybody she so pleases.

So you can lose better too. Okie dokie.

waitwhat

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY

Please don't hurt me.

Hm.
Fine.
Trixie will let it pass this time.

Thank you :3

Anyways, bed.

G'night Trixie, have a wonderful rest. :3

I'll take that as a, "You too, Xbl." =P

I really need to quit breaking into a slight third person at times.

I feel like I am developing a split personality, or going insane.

Without even saying please?

Is Trixie really required to say please?

Point taken. But I don't have that many.

Anything is welcome.

As you request.

Thank you.
Gotta reverse a lot of this stuff I got from you...
Meh.

Shhh, just let it stay.

No.

Yes.

No.

And I need more.

You don't already have all mine?

Not buy this guy.
Or anything in this art style.

Sunnyday! I do request your assistance when your around! The tumblr where you found these Trixie images, just once more. For my pal, Trixie.

ask-trixie.tumblr.com/ Link here anyway.

You're rather lucky. If you'd have asked this any earlier today, you may have been waiting a while...

<3

Anything new since?

I tend to have that type of luck!

Really? Why?

My internet was cut off. I was left internet-less for a whole 2 weeks!

That's where you were? D:

Uhuh. ._.

>.<

Well, welcome back!

Thank you. Glad to be back. ^^ <3

I know the tumblr.
But I'm lazy to get them myself.

Stop being a lazy pony this instant young lady!

YOU DON'T OWN ME

You can't ask someone lazier than you to do work for you!

That's not how things work!

Also, I'm going to tell Kirby you said hi, okay?

Please do. Where the hell is he?

I'd like to meet him too. I miss him.

Nopey dopey.

I'd never rush him. He's far too kind to be rushed.

Dig into that huge head of yours.
Bound to be there somewhere.

Yupey Dupey.

Well I would.
Because when he goes on hiatus he's usually depressed.
And I can't have a wonderful bastard like that being all sad and crap.

He's gone, I'm afraid. He only comes around in my dreams now.

Nope.

You're correct. I'll check up on him right now.

Keep digging.

Yes.

Thank you.

In real life, I'm closer to my old self, without a few certain characteristics.

Nope.

Sometimes he loses his phone so... We'll see.

Good.
So I can get a taste of him someday.

Yes.

Now we must wait.

...I'm not dinner. Me, or him. o_o

Nope.

Hmm...

Figure of speech my friend.
Nothing more.

Yep!

He'll respond in due time.
It's a more immediate way of making sure he's okay.

You mean an attempt at cooking me!

Nope.

I know. I was just thinking about something else.

Nah man!

Nope!

Well what's on your mind?

I'm on to you...

Yep.

Ah, just that I do the same thing as him. He's fine by the way. Just not around today.

Well then.
I've been busted.
Shiet.

Good.
Send him my regards and best wishes.

Anyways, I must be off to sleep for real.
Goodnight mon ami.

i did.

G'night, Conn. Till morning meets us.

Sorry about last time.

You are forgiven.
Besides, you mentioned you wouldn't be acting like your usual self this week.
So it's all good.

Now that that's out of the way, what's up?

Just hanging out with my lil bro, you?

Just getting stuff on tumblr.

I've just realized I haven't been on the board that much today.
Maybe... 30 minutes at the most.
This is odd.

Hopefully you aren't starting the phases.

Oh, I did see an old friend. I told him about friendly. Hope he likes it. :3

I've got much attachment to that place still.
I'm not going to become the guy who pops in every 2 weeks for one post and then goes back to being a shut-in.

Who is this friend?

That's exactly what I said.

I don't post once every two weeks! ...Every couple days. I actually speak a lot on friendly, just with a few users for long periods instead of being on page one.

Think of him as... Best way I can put it... He's like Kirby. :3

Yeah but I also help run it.
And I contribute a lot to it.
So I'm not going to wander down the same path and then disappear without anyone noticing or caring.
Can't afford that.

2long4me
And I know your chatting habits and I do the same with the people I love.
But I still lurk and comment here and there.

So another clone of you?
Jesus Tarik, how many of these things did you make?

Minus that first statement, same happened. Not saying it will to you. Just noting things.

There is a difference, I know. I've had my eye on the exit for the past year and a half. I tried to leave before we met.

Like Kirby. He's musical, talented in that department.

But you and I are not the same.
I'm not going to follow that path.
I'm staying and I'm not going to leave the friends whom I hold dear.

Yeah, and then you realized it was a dumb move at the time.

...so a clone of you basically.

"Not saying it will to you. Just noting things."

I'll put it in context, Conn. I entered a student, and I learned from my teachers, I became a teacher, saw my teachers depart, and mentored others. I went from ignored, to respected, and finally(thank you god) back to ignored. My era is over. If it sounds like I'm speaking like I'm past my time, I apologize. I have an old soul.

I'm not musical!

I honestly don't know where I am in terms of respect and ignorance.
But right now I don't give a shit.
I have my friends and I help them whenever I can.
And that's good enough for me.

>says he's not musical
>writes poems and raps at every opportunity.
Tarikwot

Good. You're where you need to be.

Poetry isn't musical, and I don't believe I've ever told you any rap stories.

And when my friends depart with knowledge that life's worth living, I'll do the same for others.
Again... and again... and again...

You've told me Kirby gives you tunes to rap with.
So you're musical.

"I promise, as long as I'm here. I'll keep my friends happy. I won't let them down."

That's not musical, that's me messing around!

...Speaking of which, I wish he was here.

Until the day I fucking die.

NO THAT'S YOU BEING MUSICAL!

Lupine.
Get over here.

I miss when I could say that.

Nope.

He hasn't been on. Gotta be a patient pony. :3

As far as my knowledge goes, that's a saying I always try to stay true to.
I'm always around, but I don't always make them happy.
But then again, sometimes it's not something I can control.

YES

Well he needs to be on!

You and the younger I would have gotten along better. Hate sounding like an old man, but it's really a tale of two Thatguys at this point.

Nuh uh.

Tarik can take as much time as he needs.

The young full of energy and curiosity and the other worn down and ready to leave.
Yeah I wanna meet this old Thatguy.

UH
YEAH

WELL HE NEEDS TO HURRY UP!

Exactly!

But either way, it's nice to see that you appear to not hold any disdain towards anyone.
I'm happy for you.

Thank you!

Of course, my friend.

So she's fine with it!

So I'm alone here!?

Of course not. You have me until your old.

We can bicker until the sunset.

Gee, thanks!

See? you two get along great!

Uh huh. Sure.

That's it. I've seen enough. Come with me.

What? Why?

Here. A bit more of a quiet place.

You two argue too much. As your doctor, that is not a good thing.

Arguing too much?
Surely that's not actually worth any medical concern.

I'm here for your health.

(Dash has gone through a lot of character change since we last did this. She got kicked out, and is now back and not an angry doctor anymore.)

And you actually care about my health?

My job, sir.

Sir? Whatever happened to "kid"?

...I'm not complaining of course.

Higher ups are referred too properly, sir.

Uh, well, alrighty.

I'm going to be honest; you're acting really odd.

I am?

I won't push the subject if it's an issue, but I just get the idea something happened during my absence.

I've just changed a bit.

Well, I guess it's not really an issue. I'm not the one you were ever mean to anyways.

Baka.

What are you laughing at, huh?

Just watching you too bicker like an old married couple.

We're not bickering like an old married couple!
Have you ever seen an old person speak Japanese!?

...Besides Japanese people.

Japanese-speaking people.

Why aren't you on my side for this?

Trixie is just adding in a fact.

Well it's not supporting my case!

The facts usually don't support your case.

I don't understand why you are not willing to denounce this whole old married couple thing!

Trixie doesn't see the need to even acknowledge the Pink one's mocking.

But... but...

No need to recognize.

But... aren't you embarrassed by the mocking?

Trixie is used to my mocking.

So what?

The one who is begging to be insulted insults the intelligence of another.

Trixie will leave it at that.

Oh, don't you just love hypocrisy?

Trixie thinks your horn isn't screwed on too tight.

Trixie suggests a doctor.

And there we go!
Perhaps you shouldn't get on my case, when you are insulting my intelligence right now!

Trixie is afraid there isn't much of a case to get on.

Trixie was questioning your sanity, not intelligence.

But surely you cannot deny that you have insulted my intelligence in the past.

Why are you refering to Trixie as Shirley? That's quite insulting.

Oh, my most sincerest apologies, Trixie.
I wasn't aware that you couldn't pick up on the difference between a simple name and a common word.

Well well, Trixie can see that your ability to detect a simple joking statement is as low as ever. But hey, at least you attempted to make yourself useful. Trixie does not see that happen often.

And apparently you're not able to identify a sarcastic response to a joking statement.

Trixie sincerely apologizes that you're unable to properly use sarcasm. Perhaps you could ask someone for help?

Help? Who needs help?
Oh yes, you! You need help because you clearly thrive on trying to insult me!

Not you, anypony.

You're just a spectacularly easy target.

That's even worse!
Why!?

That's not for Trixie to answer.

But it's your issue.

Your issue. Trixie's benefit.

It's not my issue! She's the one that needs to insult everyone for some reason!

Not an issue.

Well... I mean...

But there are so many good ones! D:

Well sure. It's Twilight.

Almost as many as Pinkie!

Almost?
What's that supposed to mean?

That you're almost there!

Oh well FINE! Be that way!
Twilight's not good enough for ya, huh?
What if I posted Berry!? HUH!?

Fine! Go and post Berry! See I give a hoof!

Oh, I hope you don't give a hoof!
BECAUSE I DON'T, EITHER!

... I ate off the rest of your cereal.

...Giving a hoof now.

...Sorry. I'll go get some more.

You know, you really should keep a few on stock.

Never! We buy as we need immediately!

FINE!
BE THAT WAY!

I DON'T GIVE A HOOF!

thecorruptll! Lil bro is being a meanie! Make him stop!

Pssh. Like you could get any help for me.

So you're helpless?

Hush, you.

Trixie takes advantage of all chances.

Well whatever you have to tell yourself.

I mean, there have been plenty of times you could have swooped in and thrown around an insult or two. Perhaps you're not as clever as you claim to be.

He couldn't make it, sorry.
He sent me instead!

Stuck up on the past, are we?

Only took you nearly 10 years to make up with the medic. Here's a tip, don't make the person healing you, an enemy!

I could be giving you the same advice.

When's the last time you've actually done anything for the law?
Also, who's the one paying you and making sure you get paid?

Settle down you two, please.

There's two people I never get tired of hearing.



Sarcasm goes a long way.

Stay out of this you colorful fishing rod.

You treat Trixie cruelly.

Hm...

I'm trying to count all of those friendly fire attempts.

...That's lettuce.

...oh.

You okay?

You haven't been drinking with Berry, have you?

Uh....


Gotta go!

*poof!*

..Please?

UGH

YES
YES
I WANT THE SALAD

Excellent!

You call this a salad?

Why is there dressing on it?!

...How about a salad?

...no?

No, I can't!

I'm on a diet!

Golden!

This works perfectly actually!

How so?

Scary and you get along! Please make him stop being mean?

I'm not even supposed to be here.

Then, I depart with no one to replace me.

You wanted me to replace you?

Nope.

You gotta be you.

But, I figure making it seem like I wanted that would bring you to be yourself.

O...kay?

It worked for the most part.

But, it was fun seeing you flip them. Even if you don't want to anymore.

I see.

Do you?

I believe so.

Good. I want a 200 page report on it.

Due tomorrow.

Yes, sir!

Ah, lil bro. You have no idea how much I missed your company!

Really?

Yep! Joking around like this is usually what people avoid!

Well I don't see why.

Some people want me more serious, others say I'm happy too much. That's why I like speaking to you! It's just however the conversation goes!

Now how can someone be happy too much?
In fact, you constantly being happy was a huge factor in me getting to where I am now! I wouldn't change it for the world!

And I enjoy seeing you so happy!