Because reasons.

not much, but I hope to know more about you, as I want with many other people on the thread.

if only I had better memory.

actually, I was hoping that you would have something to discuss, I'm also not one who can pick a conversation topic.

What about them, specifically?

How about Rarity?

what are your thoughts on her?

I think she's alright, a bit dramatic at times, but still pretty nice.

AJ is nice, but for some reason I both like and dislike her at the same time because reasons.

How about that fluttershy? Cutest thing I've ever seen.

What happened that made you switch your favorite to pinkie?

just decided that you liked pinkie more or something else?

Hello?

don't go.

Well okay, then, if you go for the rest for the rest of the night, then goodnight, and have plesant dreams.

oh.

So anyway, anything going on IRL or on funnyjunk recently?

anything new?

THAT'S NOT A VERY GOOD REASON, MILORD

I BET SHE FONDLES WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING, EVER SO GENTLY SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW

I do know that she is with rainbow dash at night, while you're sleeping, she posts about that a lot.

.thgiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiR

So how are you on this fine day?

not horny at all?

Eh, alright, procrastinating a bit.

it seems your friend xing has got a lot on his/her mind.

I hope xing feels better.

I don't like seeing anyone down, I wish I could help people who are feeling bad, but I'm not exactly one who is good with words.

and does it matter if I'm an anon or not?

not trying to sound rude, just saying

But then how could you know I'm a friend? for all you know I could be a newfag that is very horny.

But, yeah, I'm a friend.

Nah.

Also, I love your poems, they're very nice, I wish I could have that sort of talent with words like you.

cause as I said before, I'm not good with words

yes, that's fine.

and It is a tie between fluttershy and pinkie.

and maybe even twilight trying to sneak her way up to the most favorite.

Nah.....

besides who I am, anything you would like to talk about?

oh.....

we could at least spoon.

oh you....

can we do anything sexual next to pinkie while she is sleeping?

We can't even make out a bit?

Are you even sure pinkie is pure?

because her internet history says otherwise.....

But she posts things, nasty things.....

and I know if somepony is over, because she says so.....

Well she isn't, I've heard things, things like she may
even want to fuck you a little.

But it is true.
If people can have fetishes for ponies, maybe it can be the same way around with a bit of time, and you've spent a long while with pinkie, long enough for that to be possible, maybe?

We can still bang, though, pinkie isn't pure, so I don't think she'll mind if we bang

It would eventually come about, she'd have to get over her being worried of how you'll react over her feelings for you.

How can you be sure of that?

Well you can't exactly speak for pinkie, now could you?

and you can't exactly talk to her about it because I doubt she would even want to talk about this kind of stuff.

so, Cambell's chicken noodle soup, possibilities!

why not?

Now that's not a very good reason, she could step outside while we bang.

So..... you'd want this to be a threesome?

So you want pinkie to watch us while we bang?

So you want to bang while pinkie is listening to us bang?

NUUUUUUU, we bang!

Maybe pinkie can be in the room and not watch or hear us, you know, give her something to do while we're banging.

We could bang while she is sleeping.

Sneak out of bed, we bang on the floor or something.

Why not?

Pinkie won't even notice or need you.

you know, because she is sleeping