Really? :P

Yes. c:

> 6'5 PG, rating 67
> Play against Kobe for the first time ever
> Have a career day( For my rookie year)
> Block Kobe, finish for an and-one on him. Miss the shot, steal rebound from Kobe, and-one on Gasol.
> Finish with 20 points/6 assists/3 rebounds/ 1 block/3 steals
> Blow out Lakers by about 20 points
> One month Later
> Play against Kobe for the second time
> Kobe WIPES me from the face of the planet
> Dunks on 3 of my 5 starting 5.
> Causes 9 turnovers from me
> 3/12 shooting
> Nine points, 5 assists, 3 rebounds, 1 steal for me
> Kobe: 35 points, 1 assist, 6 rebounds, 5 steals
> Lose by 30
> Well shit

XD

As soon as I improve my player, I am going to dunk on him next season, save the recording, and give it to you.

Kinda like what I did with Lebron and my cousin. :3

I won't even be mad. X3

If Kobe ever gets dunked on before he retires. I will post the video EVERYTIME I say hi to you.

The thing is, if you follow through with that, I'll find it more funny than upsetting. XD

...Hmm...


You're a wonderful person. C:

Hm?

What makes you say that?

The fact that it's true. C:

Gonna need more than that.

The truth is all I need.

:/

Well, I'm headed off, Night. ^_^

Huh?

Well, I'm headed off, Night. ^_^

Oh, okay, good night!

Hiya.

What's wrong? :C

Oh, nothing bad! I was just playing 2K, and I was getting nervous and antsy.

That's like Shaq worrying someone could guard him.

It really shouldn't happen in the first place.

Just lost a double OT game.
Kobe kept it alive with back to back 3's in the last 10 seconds of the 4th, with one at the buzzer.
Then DeMarcus Cousins decided to make it rain 3's in the second OT, and it was over. I don't even know what the fuck happened.

"Then DeMarcus Cousins decided to make it rain 3's in the second OT"

...What...

....WHAT?!

Yeah dude, I don't know!

DeMarcus: /watch?v=1p9OX56NcVo&feature=channel&list=UL
You: /watch?v=bSxD7ANFONM&feature=channel&list=UL
DeMarcus:/watch?v=0hUUgxXzsrc&feature=plcp
You: /watch?v=WxVyg3-3d0M
DeMarcus: /watch?v=Z7SN6Yalz64&feature=relmfu
You: /watch?v=PIi3Xvh5i14&feature=channel&list=UL

HOLY SHIT, IT WOULDN'T BE THIS FUNNY IF IT WEREN'T TRUE XD

But seriously, it was fucking bullshit. His 3 point rating is 40 for fucks sake. I'm gonna go try it out in practice mode.

YFW he hit those 3s. (Referring too his shooting abilities)

I hit the first 3 3's I put up. Only one with perfect release.

DEMARCUS IS OP, NEEDS NERF

YFWWWWWWWWWWWWW XD

I can't even hit 3's this consistently with Kevin Love.

Better D-up cousins. He has some range, apparently.

He did this to me in 2k12 actually, now that I remember.

> playing as a 7'2 center
> Slam dunk
> Head back to Defense
> PG passes ball to cousins at the top of the key
> Jump shot
> Nothing but net
> All of my wat
> Repeat 4-5 times, same result
> Have to play him near the 3 point line

XD

I think I know how this happened.

>Evan Turner steals ball
>Begins fastbreak
>DeMarcus runs back on D and sits in the restricted area
>Pass to John Wall
>Leaps from free throw line and posterizes Cousins
>Blake Griffin-esque
>And one
<HFW
>Blinding Rage: +50 all stats
>3 point rating becomes 90
>Forecast for the rest of 2nd OT: rain

Don't get me started on what my whole Kobe saga when I went as a 6'7 SG. XD