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#76 - when you wanna go full beta 17 hours ago on The Future is Now 0
#53 - i know car engineers and software developers who earn 70k+ who…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Back when education was for... 0
User avatar #67 - thesecretbear (05/22/2015) [-]
A vast majority of places (And i mean damn near 999/1000) wont give you the time of day in a STEM field position unless you have education backing you.

I will say it is heavily influential in how you portray yourself, but if you can't even get to the interview because they throw you out for no education then it doesn't matter how hard you work on your personality.
#57 - anonismouse (05/22/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but that's like using Steve Jobs as an example to support dropping out of university--
I'm just saying, while you are correct, you can get a nice job without a degree, a degree is necessary for certain career paths. I have a friend who intends to work as a movie theater manager for a while till she can either go to school or just start living in her own. And it's a pretty sweet gig, but that doesn't mean a degree should be shrugged off, not at all. Like the content says, the hard part of education is the skyrocketing prices, so it's a perfectly reasonable decision to go straight to work, but getting a degree is best fit for certain career paths. A doctor can't just come straight out of high school to the OR, but an automotive worker probably could, because the requirements are different.
#48 - you dont need to go to university to get a good job  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Back when education was for... +2
#52 - anonismouse (05/22/2015) [-]
Well, technically no, but if you want to be a:
Doctor/nurse
Teacher
Scientist
Therapist/counselor
A serious performer (acting, music, etc.)
Detective (as far as I'm concerned anyway)
High ranking businessperson (CEOs are usually not your run of the mill high school graduate)
Literally anything more than a typical worker/manager at a retail store/etc requires a degree. Except for construction/labor, I'll give you that. Not to be snoody, but a degree will get you places. It's not "required" to get a "good job", but a "good job" isn't necessarily the one I want; "good job" isn't a uniform term between different people, is all I'm saying.
#119 - anonymous (05/22/2015) [-]
most / all of these jobs should yield higher pay than a job without college, so if you do a worthwhile degree you can afford to pay it back.
User avatar #53 - xapplemanx (05/22/2015) [-]
i know car engineers and software developers who earn 70k+ who never went to university
User avatar #67 - thesecretbear (05/22/2015) [-]
A vast majority of places (And i mean damn near 999/1000) wont give you the time of day in a STEM field position unless you have education backing you.

I will say it is heavily influential in how you portray yourself, but if you can't even get to the interview because they throw you out for no education then it doesn't matter how hard you work on your personality.
#57 - anonismouse (05/22/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but that's like using Steve Jobs as an example to support dropping out of university--
I'm just saying, while you are correct, you can get a nice job without a degree, a degree is necessary for certain career paths. I have a friend who intends to work as a movie theater manager for a while till she can either go to school or just start living in her own. And it's a pretty sweet gig, but that doesn't mean a degree should be shrugged off, not at all. Like the content says, the hard part of education is the skyrocketing prices, so it's a perfectly reasonable decision to go straight to work, but getting a degree is best fit for certain career paths. A doctor can't just come straight out of high school to the OR, but an automotive worker probably could, because the requirements are different.
#8 - codeine can get you pretty ****** up  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Coughs 0
User avatar #18 - freakyorange (05/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, but people don't make lean for codeine. They make it for the DXM (Dextramethorphan), which is a powerful Hallucinogen in large doses, and it's OTC. Lean is actually really bad because it contains Tylenol (Acetaminophen) which is very harmful when used at anything higher than the recommended dosage. What they should really do to make lean is get Robotussin DM tablets and disolve them because that shit is basically pure DXM.

In short, what they're doing is glorified robotripping.
#57 - ninjatofu (05/22/2015) [-]
yea but robotripping sucks too cuz you have the WORST hangover of your life. Personally I like codeine I don't feel like it kills my body like robo or promethazine.
User avatar #65 - freakyorange (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, that does tend to be a downside to it, but I've never had a hangover from alcohol or from robotripping, so I like it. I also only do it once every few months, it's not healthy to do it a lot because it's technically overdosing.
User avatar #10 - mookiea (05/21/2015) [-]
Codeine is shit tier, get the stuff with hydrocodone in it instead.
User avatar #9 - notguitaraddict (05/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, but imagine this shit
#11 - hahaha ******* brilliant 05/16/2015 on Stick it to the man! +1
#63 - i want my riddle 05/16/2015 on Silly cats and bigger roosters 0
#50 - dude its from man of steel  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on Look! The IceCream truck is... -3
#68 - nemula (05/16/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport

you spelled fellowship of the ring wrong
#4 - fuuuuuuck im so pumped to watch that ****  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on 30 years later +2
User avatar #5 - bulwark (05/15/2015) [-]
You better be. Remember to bring tissues.
#5 - lel 05/15/2015 on ur mum 0
#3 - what did that coward say  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2015 on ur mum +1
#4 - Valid (05/15/2015) [-]
That he banged my mum
User avatar #5 - xapplemanx (05/15/2015) [-]
lel

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User avatar #12 to #5 - xapplemanx (03/20/2015) [-]
pls no
#13 to #12 - drl (03/20/2015) [-]
what was that
i could not hear you over this greasy goodness
User avatar #16 to #13 - xapplemanx (03/20/2015) [-]
have mercy
#17 to #16 - drl (03/20/2015) [-]
im sorry we seem to be out of stock
User avatar #21 to #17 - xapplemanx (03/20/2015) [-]
lord save me from this horror
#3 - Fgner (12/12/2014) [-]
You are so ******* right about that thing you said.
User avatar #4 to #3 - xapplemanx (12/12/2014) [-]
i ******* know right!
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