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Interests: i like woman´s feet, legs
Date Signed Up:9/22/2011
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#8 - i live in Portugal and i must say, if this is drug issues in t… 04/27/2015 on Huge fact comp #11 : Finale 0
#30 - how the **** did the happen to everyone? across countri… 04/27/2015 on Schrödinger’s Cookies +1
#22 - now that i am an idependent grown man, i´ll watch all those m… 04/25/2015 on Useful 0
#8 - why hasn´t anyone identiied the game yet???????? I DEMAND…  [+] (26 new replies) 04/22/2015 on 2 sp00ky 0
#43 - Ken M (04/23/2015) [-]
Because all not-retarded people know what it is
User avatar #15 - sptnfouroneseven (04/23/2015) [-]
No one identified it because everyone who trolls the internet knows what it is and is super hype for it.
#47 - gangbangtime (04/23/2015) [-]
Read their EULA
User avatar #9 - mrgreatgod (04/22/2015) [-]
Killing Floor 2.
It is one of the few games on Steam Early acces worth the money. Developed by Tripwire who really puts effort into their games.
#46 - gangbangtime (04/23/2015) [-]
Read their EULA
User avatar #100 - mrgreatgod (04/23/2015) [-]
You could of course just tell me what you are trying to achieve maybe?
#101 - gangbangtime (04/23/2015) [-]
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Read their EULA. I'd prefer it if you looked at it first and perhaps drew your conclusions from that.
User avatar #104 - mrgreatgod (04/23/2015) [-]
So they will ban you for being an asshole. You might be in the danger zone since you bring it up but i like what i read.
#110 - gangbangtime (04/23/2015) [-]
Read the EULA closer.
This isn't the fairly common "Oh, you can't be a douchebag on our dedicated servers" this is "ALL servers must cater to what we deem as normal and allowed. We are in control. Obey."
That, and it's not even well specified as to what can get you banned. but I'm sure anything short of praise on the devs part would.
User avatar #114 - mrgreatgod (04/23/2015) [-]
You guys are going too far on your white horses...
Where lies the problem in trying to avoid people like racists for exmaple?

They are just trying to make the game a better experience for people who are nice.
If you don't think you can be nice don't play, i am okay with not seing these people in the game.
#116 - gangbangtime (04/23/2015) [-]
Server by server control is fine, by the way. Even if they want to say "We will kick you/ban you from dedicated servers if you violate this" is perfectly ok. They own the server.
But no, ALL servers must follow this rule. You payin' for a server? Fuck you then, you get banned too.
#115 - gangbangtime (04/23/2015) [-]
"Fuck you"
*Perma banned from all online play even though you spent 30$ on the game*
You think it's fair? Are you stupid?
User avatar #117 - mrgreatgod (04/23/2015) [-]
I just read your reply to someone else. You believe it is ok to call someone on the street a nigger who you don't even know? Or is it okay to say fuck you to someone on the street?
Of course not as long as your mother raised you correctly.

I am not a SJW but you people are going too far. If you are a raging kid get out of my game. I am here to have fun with nice people.
#118 - gangbangtime (04/23/2015) [-]
Of course not, but this is as far as someone going "Dude, fuck off" if your not playing the way they want you to play.
But even then, free speech. Until god comes from the heavens and tells people they can't say this or that, nobody has the right to tell you what you can and cannot say.
User avatar #119 - mrgreatgod (04/23/2015) [-]
Or you could use the term "dude, please stop" so you won't look like a 14 year old or a immature grown up.

Always remember it is free speech under circumstances and that is how it is.
Calling someone a nigger is an act of racism which is not allowed thefore you must stand responsibly for that action.

Just don't be a dick and focus on having fun, is that hard for people? Just be nice like it was someone on the street. 99% of people won't have the balls to say "dude, fuck off" in real life, get used to being nice on your computer aswell it solves everything more easy.

I will also have to refer to a place in the EULA where it says: "continually or repeatedly abusive". This means if we see you are a dick 24/7 expect a ban. It is not like you will get banned just for having a bad day.
#121 - gangbangtime (04/23/2015) [-]
Ah, but lets not forget.

Jokes.
What if you make a joke, and someone else interprets it offensively?
BANNED
Just throw 30$ in the trash if you have the slightest sense of humor and wanna play the game.
User avatar #123 - mrgreatgod (04/23/2015) [-]
Now you are just being stupid... Just make it clear to people it was a joke and don't let it drag out too far to something big... Just be a funny good person who keep it calm and cool.
#124 - gangbangtime (04/23/2015) [-]
Too bad, you get banned. It happens all the time.

Except, one problem, the EULA shows up AFTER you buy the game, they don't advertise it, and the devs say that you have no right to play the game if your a little rude/disagree with them

Disagree with devs = not allowed to play game
Fine, fair enough, bu-
Disagree with devs = not allowed to play game you payed for already, no refunds

You endorse this shit? There is no reasoning with you in this case. The devs aren't gods, they don't make the rules for server-owners, and neither are you. Don't like what people think? Ignore them. I don't agree with the racists, sexists, and other shit, but I will defend their right to have a fucking opinion and voice it.
User avatar #125 - mrgreatgod (04/23/2015) [-]
That is how it works with all Steam games. You first see the EULA later on except if you go on the internet to find it. Don't only blame Tripwire for that.

Yes i endore this which is not shit. They have designed something they have the rights to rule. Don't like it? Don't play.

You are still going waaaaay to far with your conclusions and it feels like speaking to a child at this point.
#126 - gangbangtime (04/23/2015) [-]
"People can't say stuff unless it's the stuff I want them to say!"

You know what? Fuck the jews. Fuck the kikes. I wish they'd all just die already. They ruin the economy, they whine about everything. and they act like total cunts about the holocaust, which none of them have experienced. Fuck them all.



Just read that, go ahead, It's racist, it's extremely rude and generalizing, and thanks to Admin being the best fucking site-owner ever, he won't ban me for it. I could say anything to him, and he won't ban me for it. He takes the excess that comes with freespeech, because he's a good person. Tripwire interactive and you?
"Don't say mean things be nice at all times even if people are mean to you or we'll take away what you payed for"

Get over yourself, you aren't god, you aren't even anybody important, you and no shithead developer gets to decide what people can say and cannot say. And to support that, and spite TWI, I'll pirate the game.

Then again, it's a casual piece of early access shit, so what's the point with that?
User avatar #127 - mrgreatgod (04/23/2015) [-]
You just confirmed your own age and why i should not debate with you. Clearly you are not of age to take up a proper debate.

Good day.
#128 - gangbangtime (04/23/2015) [-]
GG, good argument bruv.
User avatar #129 - mrgreatgod (04/23/2015) [-]
You too "bruv".
#120 - gangbangtime (04/23/2015) [-]
Still could get banned because of the shady EULA

Ah, no it's not. By the way, because I am an admin of funnyjunk, and you disagree with me, I am permanently IP-banning you, forever. Do you fucking agree with that logic? Imagine if you'd payed 30$ to get an account on the site

Yeah, and the moment someone, say, has a moment where they lose their composure, or someone acts slightly rude, or disagrees with someone, you lose 30$, End of story.
User avatar #122 - mrgreatgod (04/23/2015) [-]
"continually or repeatedly abusive".... Nooooo just don't be a dick in general and do your best to be nice crhist man.

You are taking this waaaaay to far slow down on that white horse. And if i pay 30 dollars for something and i don't follow the rules i must take the punishment. Dont like it? You don't like they just want people to be nice?
#106 - gangbangtime (04/23/2015) [-]
Wut?
#30 - no... what? no way 04/22/2015 on Adult Debate 0
#6 - o will never unsee this 04/22/2015 on Superman +3
#25 - why did i have been guetting the same feeling?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Adult Debate 0
User avatar #29 - traveltech (04/22/2015) [-]
Maybe because you seen had watching the same trailers?
User avatar #30 - xankon (04/22/2015) [-]
no... what? no way
#5 - i would smell those feet and enjoy it  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Smells like teen spirit -1
#16 - tiagodisouza (04/21/2015) [-]
Para camelo
#14 - aejann (04/21/2015) [-]
#7 - becefalus (04/21/2015) [-]
Those are nice feet but no way would my face come anywhere near that.
#6 - subadanus (04/21/2015) [-]
#13 - jokes on you, i can see the movement correctly 04/20/2015 on Laying down in bed drunk 0
#27 - comando´s allways looked better 04/18/2015 on Starship Troopers 0

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User avatar #84 - Marker (05/10/2014) [-]
why are you such a faggot
User avatar #79 - elochai (04/17/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/bronies
u shud join us
User avatar #80 to #79 - xankon (04/17/2014) [-]
NO **** you i hate bronies!
User avatar #81 to #80 - elochai (04/17/2014) [-]
>ur a brony
also no, they aren't even bronies
it's literally a sfw random board
User avatar #82 to #81 - xankon (04/17/2014) [-]
no u ugly bronie

i dont even like poneys i like little horses
User avatar #83 to #82 - elochai (04/18/2014) [-]
kkkkk
#77 - cymruambyth (05/09/2013) [-]
found another cool RD pic :D
found another cool RD pic :D
User avatar #78 to #77 - xankon (05/09/2013) [-]
hooooo freaking awesome ! thx bro!
User avatar #57 - tiagodisouza (11/03/2012) [-]
Dude Hoje ofereci um beta do Dota2 a um gajo daqui e ele ofereceu-me o Counter strike Global offensive! :D fukin awesome
User avatar #58 to #57 - xankon (11/04/2012) [-]
isso tem a campanha?? o single player?
User avatar #59 to #58 - tiagodisouza (11/04/2012) [-]
counter strike nao tem campanha nabo xD so tem jogo contra bots e multiplayer
User avatar #60 to #59 - xankon (11/04/2012) [-]
o counter strike source, quando saiu trazia um "extra" que era um modo de campanha...
eu sei porque joguei ! o meu pai comprou os cds na altura da promoção... passei akilo so ke não encontro dude

epa akilo eras da swat e andavas em varios paises a procura de um bandido ke no final matavas...

true story bro
User avatar #61 to #60 - tiagodisouza (11/04/2012) [-]
isso é o condition zero ******* :P
User avatar #62 to #61 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
condition zero, nao funciona com o motor source, akele jogo saio na altura do HL2
User avatar #63 to #62 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
Entao nao era um Cs oficial porque so o Condition zero é que tem missoes devia ser um mod ou assim
User avatar #64 to #63 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
epa so se nao era chamado counter strike... mas era da mesma cena, senao os cds nao vinham juntos...
User avatar #65 to #64 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
pois entao nao sei xD
User avatar #66 to #65 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
entao morre
User avatar #67 to #66 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
Fak u niger
User avatar #68 to #67 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
do u evn lift? fght me irl faget!
User avatar #69 to #68 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #71 to #69 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
i am so imagining gorrilas in a jungle with weapons!

CALL OF DUTY GORILA WARFARE!
User avatar #73 to #72 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
loved it
User avatar #74 to #73 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
heheh :P so did i!
"WHERE THE RAKKS FLY AND THE SKAGS CRAWLLLLL"
User avatar #70 to #69 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
"gorilla warfare" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
#39 - tiagodisouza (10/08/2012) [-]
Why are you stuck into one of my nuts?
Why are you stuck into one of my nuts?
User avatar #40 to #39 - xankon (10/09/2012) [-]
what?
User avatar #41 to #40 - tiagodisouza (10/09/2012) [-]
do you know who i am idiot?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xankon (10/10/2012) [-]
jose sadoque?
#43 to #42 - tiagodisouza (10/10/2012) [-]
I AM BETADYNE
#44 to #43 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
You sould wake up covered in bears DIE!!!!!
You sould wake up covered in bears DIE!!!!!
#45 to #44 - tiagodisouza (10/12/2012) [-]
MOTHER OF GOD
#46 to #45 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
Your face after all those bears...
Your face after all those bears...
#47 to #46 - tiagodisouza (10/12/2012) [-]
MFW when i raped you
User avatar #51 to #49 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
men a tua irma ta a ficar mesmo boa... posso comê-la mesmo?
#52 to #51 - tiagodisouza (10/12/2012) [-]
I can't say no to my best friend now can i?
User avatar #53 to #52 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
ill break her membrane of her vagina you know?
User avatar #54 to #53 - tiagodisouza (10/12/2012) [-]
and i'll break your skin in a way so fierce that i will rip you a new asshole
User avatar #55 to #54 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
that seems a fair trade =D
#18 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
Dat avatar.
User avatar #19 to #19 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
lol that picture is awsome, :D
#21 to #21 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
you know what, you reminded me of a drawing i made of rainbowdash a time ago... (it´s the pic)
#22 to #22 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
nice^^
nice^^
User avatar #23 to #23 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
is rainbow dash your favourite pony as well? =D
#24 to #24 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
You bet your flank she is <3
You bet your flank she is <3
#28 to #25 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
this is the image wich i took the pic for my avatar
#30 to #29 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
If you could keep two,
who would it be?
User avatar #32 to #31 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
you?
#33 to #33 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
Dash and Fluttershy.
Pinkie is a slut.
User avatar #34 to #34 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
lol, well i picked her up cuse im just like her, random as **** xD
User avatar #35 to #35 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
That is true,but FS is ******* cute :3
User avatar #36 to #36 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
hahaha true, so true
#37 to #37 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
Later bro,I love you.&lt;3   
No homo.
Later bro,I love you.<3
No homo.
User avatar #38 to #38 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
later, love you 2
User avatar #31 to #31 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
pinkie pie and Dashie :D
#26 to #25 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
i have these, in case you dont have them
#25 to #25 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
hehehehe
#27 to #26 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
The last image looks....distubing.
But OK.
User avatar #29 to #28 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
really? i think it´s awsome :S
User avatar #10 - smokeydaze (02/06/2012) [-]
First rule of business as friends; explain to me the lure of ponies.
User avatar #11 to #11 - xankon (02/06/2012) [-]
The lure of ponies comes from the Nostalgia of the times where my parents where still together and reminds me of how inocent and happy my world was back then. The cartoons aren´t bad, you can compare them to other cool cartoons
User avatar #12 to #12 - smokeydaze (02/06/2012) [-]
I enjoy cartoons, but everything that Funnyjunk introduces me to, I develop an unhealthy relationship with. Thus, I am fearful to venture towards the ponies.
User avatar #13 to #13 - xankon (02/06/2012) [-]
You should give them a look ;)
User avatar #14 to #14 - smokeydaze (02/06/2012) [-]
I already have to many quirts that alienate me from the rest of normal civilization, the ponies could be the end of me on the outside world.
User avatar #15 to #15 - xankon (02/06/2012) [-]
**** the rest of the civilation, i say **** everyone that doesn´t accept nor apriciate me for what and who I am, what or who i like. I prefer to die alone, but being myself, than being a pussy like everyone elsem and pretend to be something that they aren´t just because "society" doesn´t accept it...
#16 to #16 - smokeydaze (02/06/2012) [-]
oh I don't care what the "outsiders" think of me, its the simply fact that I would never go outside again. I have entirely to many distractions that keep me inside.
User avatar #17 to #17 - xankon (02/06/2012) [-]
xDDD
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User avatar #7 to #7 - xankon (01/18/2012) [-]
poke my avi??
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User avatar #9 to #9 - xankon (01/18/2012) [-]
looool
User avatar #5 - cameldwarf (01/05/2012) [-]
This shall be the forth.
User avatar #3 - badboywantsu (12/14/2011) [-]
Tough luck on the skyrim comments but it seems like you are a good commenter.
User avatar #4 to #4 - xankon (12/14/2011) [-]
lol thx xD
User avatar #2 - stewpid (11/05/2011) [-]
You're awesome. Keep up the good content.
User avatar #1 - Ankou (10/15/2011) [-]
keep being sexy
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