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#16 - wut?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Plot 0
User avatar #17 - yeh (09/21/2014) [-]
I thought we were just saying random names now.
#26 - rdobet (09/21/2014) [-]
spongebob!
User avatar #29 - yeh (09/21/2014) [-]
muffaletta
User avatar #38 - gigaidan (09/21/2014) [-]
Proserpina
#14 - tiagodisouza 09/21/2014 on Plot 0
#92 - what are you talking about? i was the one who broke up with th… 09/13/2014 on Never again....stupid cunt +1
#14 - you are right, also it said in the begining that it was 4 year…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Never again....stupid cunt 0
#66 - satansferret (09/13/2014) [-]
step up your game then faggot, when a girl moves on it's premeditated and they've generally got another guy already waiting.
User avatar #92 - xankon (09/13/2014) [-]
what are you talking about? i was the one who broke up with that stupid ass bitch
#46 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
Get fucked.

No seriously, get out there and have some meaningless sex.
User avatar #16 - hyroone (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm sorry dude, that kind of thing is rough.
#11 - he was married the whole time... so who is the real hero here?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Never again....stupid cunt -30
User avatar #13 - hyroone (09/12/2014) [-]
Reading comprehension was my friend " We camp together NOW with my Fiancee and HIS wife"
User avatar #14 - xankon (09/12/2014) [-]
you are right, also it said in the begining that it was 4 years ago...
i just feel like shit right now, i just found out that my ex ( we barely broke up a mounth ago, dated for 2 years and even shared a house for that long ) is already gettin laid...
#66 - satansferret (09/13/2014) [-]
step up your game then faggot, when a girl moves on it's premeditated and they've generally got another guy already waiting.
User avatar #92 - xankon (09/13/2014) [-]
what are you talking about? i was the one who broke up with that stupid ass bitch
#46 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
Get fucked.

No seriously, get out there and have some meaningless sex.
User avatar #16 - hyroone (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm sorry dude, that kind of thing is rough.
#115 - but will they come fast enough for us to see them?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on gundam prototype 0
#116 - darkangeloffire (09/10/2014) [-]
We can only hope

unrelated gif is unrelated
#114 - tiagodisouza  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on gundam prototype 0
User avatar #142 - tiagodisouza (09/10/2014) [-]
perfect
#10 - that makes two of us now...  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on best girl +6
#19 - sequel (09/07/2014) [-]
There's plenty of people who have a foot fetish.. for toph.
User avatar #62 - friedgreenpomatoes (09/07/2014) [-]
I think everyone has a foot fetish for toph.
#97 - sequel (09/07/2014) [-]
TBH I don't.

Don't like dirty feet.
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
i dunno her feets are dirty and stuff :c
#9 - man i would love to have a womans feet on my face right now...…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on best girl +14
#56 - xredstar (09/07/2014) [-]
I think feet are disgusting but that's your fetish and I respect it.

Kinda

#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
YFW
#13 - habasparkz (09/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - Shartugal (09/06/2014) [-]
That is my fetish, and i love it.
#94 - **xankon rolls 08** Dubs and im a faggot 09/03/2014 on Eva Green 0

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User avatar #84 - Marker ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
why are you such a faggot
User avatar #79 - elochai (04/17/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/bronies
u shud join us
User avatar #80 to #79 - xankon (04/17/2014) [-]
NO **** you i hate bronies!
User avatar #81 to #80 - elochai (04/17/2014) [-]
>ur a brony
also no, they aren't even bronies
it's literally a sfw random board
User avatar #82 to #81 - xankon (04/17/2014) [-]
no u ugly bronie

i dont even like poneys i like little horses
User avatar #83 to #82 - elochai (04/18/2014) [-]
kkkkk
#77 - cymruambyth (05/09/2013) [-]
found another cool RD pic :D
found another cool RD pic :D
User avatar #78 to #77 - xankon (05/09/2013) [-]
hooooo freaking awesome ! thx bro!
User avatar #57 - tiagodisouza (11/03/2012) [-]
Dude Hoje ofereci um beta do Dota2 a um gajo daqui e ele ofereceu-me o Counter strike Global offensive! :D fukin awesome
User avatar #58 to #57 - xankon (11/04/2012) [-]
isso tem a campanha?? o single player?
User avatar #59 to #58 - tiagodisouza (11/04/2012) [-]
counter strike nao tem campanha nabo xD so tem jogo contra bots e multiplayer
User avatar #60 to #59 - xankon (11/04/2012) [-]
o counter strike source, quando saiu trazia um "extra" que era um modo de campanha...
eu sei porque joguei ! o meu pai comprou os cds na altura da promoção... passei akilo so ke não encontro dude

epa akilo eras da swat e andavas em varios paises a procura de um bandido ke no final matavas...

true story bro
User avatar #61 to #60 - tiagodisouza (11/04/2012) [-]
isso é o condition zero ******* :P
User avatar #62 to #61 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
condition zero, nao funciona com o motor source, akele jogo saio na altura do HL2
User avatar #63 to #62 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
Entao nao era um Cs oficial porque so o Condition zero é que tem missoes devia ser um mod ou assim
User avatar #64 to #63 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
epa so se nao era chamado counter strike... mas era da mesma cena, senao os cds nao vinham juntos...
User avatar #65 to #64 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
pois entao nao sei xD
User avatar #66 to #65 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
entao morre
User avatar #67 to #66 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
Fak u niger
User avatar #68 to #67 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
do u evn lift? fght me irl faget!
User avatar #69 to #68 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #71 to #69 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
i am so imagining gorrilas in a jungle with weapons!

CALL OF DUTY GORILA WARFARE!
User avatar #73 to #72 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
loved it
User avatar #74 to #73 - tiagodisouza (11/05/2012) [-]
heheh :P so did i!
"WHERE THE RAKKS FLY AND THE SKAGS CRAWLLLLL"
User avatar #70 to #69 - xankon (11/05/2012) [-]
"gorilla warfare" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
#39 - tiagodisouza (10/08/2012) [-]
Why are you stuck into one of my nuts?
Why are you stuck into one of my nuts?
User avatar #40 to #39 - xankon (10/09/2012) [-]
what?
User avatar #41 to #40 - tiagodisouza (10/09/2012) [-]
do you know who i am idiot?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xankon (10/10/2012) [-]
jose sadoque?
#43 to #42 - tiagodisouza (10/10/2012) [-]
I AM BETADYNE
#44 to #43 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
You sould wake up covered in bears DIE!!!!!
You sould wake up covered in bears DIE!!!!!
#45 to #44 - tiagodisouza (10/12/2012) [-]
MOTHER OF GOD
#46 to #45 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
Your face after all those bears...
Your face after all those bears...
#47 to #46 - tiagodisouza (10/12/2012) [-]
MFW when i raped you
User avatar #51 to #49 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
men a tua irma ta a ficar mesmo boa... posso comê-la mesmo?
#52 to #51 - tiagodisouza (10/12/2012) [-]
I can't say no to my best friend now can i?
User avatar #53 to #52 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
ill break her membrane of her vagina you know?
User avatar #54 to #53 - tiagodisouza (10/12/2012) [-]
and i'll break your skin in a way so fierce that i will rip you a new asshole
User avatar #55 to #54 - xankon (10/12/2012) [-]
that seems a fair trade =D
#18 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
Dat avatar.
User avatar #19 to #19 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
lol that picture is awsome, :D
#21 to #21 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
you know what, you reminded me of a drawing i made of rainbowdash a time ago... (it´s the pic)
#22 to #22 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
nice^^
nice^^
User avatar #23 to #23 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
is rainbow dash your favourite pony as well? =D
#24 to #24 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
You bet your flank she is <3
You bet your flank she is <3
#28 to #25 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
this is the image wich i took the pic for my avatar
#30 to #29 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
If you could keep two,
who would it be?
User avatar #32 to #31 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
you?
#33 to #33 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
Dash and Fluttershy.
Pinkie is a slut.
User avatar #34 to #34 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
lol, well i picked her up cuse im just like her, random as **** xD
User avatar #35 to #35 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
That is true,but FS is ******* cute :3
User avatar #36 to #36 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
hahaha true, so true
#37 to #37 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
Later bro,I love you.&lt;3   
No homo.
Later bro,I love you.<3
No homo.
User avatar #38 to #38 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
later, love you 2
User avatar #31 to #31 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
pinkie pie and Dashie :D
#26 to #25 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
i have these, in case you dont have them
#25 to #25 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
hehehehe
#27 to #26 - dragonzard (07/12/2012) [-]
The last image looks....distubing.
But OK.
User avatar #29 to #28 - xankon (07/12/2012) [-]
really? i think it´s awsome :S
User avatar #10 - smokeydaze (02/06/2012) [-]
First rule of business as friends; explain to me the lure of ponies.
User avatar #11 to #11 - xankon (02/06/2012) [-]
The lure of ponies comes from the Nostalgia of the times where my parents where still together and reminds me of how inocent and happy my world was back then. The cartoons aren´t bad, you can compare them to other cool cartoons
User avatar #12 to #12 - smokeydaze (02/06/2012) [-]
I enjoy cartoons, but everything that Funnyjunk introduces me to, I develop an unhealthy relationship with. Thus, I am fearful to venture towards the ponies.
User avatar #13 to #13 - xankon (02/06/2012) [-]
You should give them a look ;)
User avatar #14 to #14 - smokeydaze (02/06/2012) [-]
I already have to many quirts that alienate me from the rest of normal civilization, the ponies could be the end of me on the outside world.
User avatar #15 to #15 - xankon (02/06/2012) [-]
**** the rest of the civilation, i say **** everyone that doesn´t accept nor apriciate me for what and who I am, what or who i like. I prefer to die alone, but being myself, than being a pussy like everyone elsem and pretend to be something that they aren´t just because "society" doesn´t accept it...
#16 to #16 - smokeydaze (02/06/2012) [-]
oh I don't care what the "outsiders" think of me, its the simply fact that I would never go outside again. I have entirely to many distractions that keep me inside.
User avatar #17 to #17 - xankon (02/06/2012) [-]
xDDD
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User avatar #7 to #7 - xankon (01/18/2012) [-]
poke my avi??
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User avatar #9 to #9 - xankon (01/18/2012) [-]
looool
User avatar #5 - cameldwarf (01/05/2012) [-]
This shall be the forth.
User avatar #3 - badboywantsu (12/14/2011) [-]
Tough luck on the skyrim comments but it seems like you are a good commenter.
User avatar #4 to #4 - xankon (12/14/2011) [-]
lol thx xD
User avatar #2 - stewpid (11/05/2011) [-]
You're awesome. Keep up the good content.
User avatar #1 - Ankou ONLINE (10/15/2011) [-]
keep being sexy
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